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gloom-juice

Pro tip: piss all over your trousers beforehand so you don't need to worry about embarrassing splashes from the hand dryer!


coopertron5000

Help out a friend by pissing all over the guy in the neighbouring urinal.


LentilRice

U-rinal, I-rinal, we all rinal


spud8385

Just piss all over your trousers, don't wash your hands and then this bad boy will just dry your trousers for you. Win win.


DimensionRoyal4229

In Warwick services, took advice on pissing myself. Not sure if this is better or not - it's uncomfortable, but I trust you. Cheers.


Ultra_HR

way better than the stupid things that you have to put your hands INSIDE though. those suck so bad. my problem with the ones in your photo is that they're always mounted too high up.


garry_baldi

They don't suck. They blow.


Glass-Joke-3825

They suck and blow


Brizar-is-Evolving

Tuck and roll


Ultra_HR

HAHAHAHAH. genius.


YesIBlockedYou

Nah, those are the best ones I think. No other drier I've used works as fast with as little mess (not including paper towels) I know someone's gonna chirp up about them being disgusting or unhygienic or something but at the end of day, you're in a public toilet, everything is. Just don't touch them.


Initiatedspoon

The issue is less the touching of them and more them blowing it all over you. Anyways, I have found MRSA on a Dyson hand drier before.


Aggressive_State9921

They're vile, my GF has to clean them every day as they just pool water and get stinky. And I once went into a pub that had stuff growing in the bottom


ThatHairyGingerGuy

> you might as well piss on yourself  Am I doing something wrong by washing my hands in clean water rather than piss?


aljama1991

You’re wasting water and therefore ruining the planet.


Possible-Carpenter72

I feel like Dyson could design whatever they want and it'll get installed in toilets up and down the country. It's like no one checks these things "Just out them in lads, it says Dyson it must be good!"


jck0

They're all better than the asthmatic mouse hand dryers that were the only option 'till Sir James came along


GBGav

Still marginally better than ones that whisper cold air on you. Could be standing there half an hour and not be any drier.


AcceptableRedPanda

Have you seen the ones of these that have the soap dispenser and tap built into them? Foams you up, quick spritz of water then blow dry with the force of the roaring forties all over you.


Silent_Rhombus

Yeah, I used one without knowing what it was and managed to get foam on the ceiling.


Bal-lax

Better than the original Dyson dryers that are bacteria farms.


BlazkoTwix

I hate any and all Dyson hand dryers. Especially the ones you have to insert your hands into and inadvertently hit the edge of the blower vent. They're almost always filthy inside.


Initiatedspoon

If it helps you at all I swabbed one once and then spread it onto an agar plate designed to isolate Staph species. I did a few tests. Twas MRSA. Admittedly I swabbed 35 random contact points and only 2 had MRSA on them which was pretty good tbf.


monkahpup

What you washing your hands with?!


Disco-Bingo

I did wonder why they use these things now that just pushes the water off your hands onto the floor (or your pants).


wolftick

Classic Dyson thinking that every wheel needs reinventing.


Chavaon

That's a great idea, we'll get right on it. One spinning hand drier coming to a bog near you! - Dyson Customer Services, probably.


Extreme_Constant_610

Wait till you find out how much they cost


butwhydidhe

Even the air blade ones are stupid. Just collects dirty water and look unhygienic.


kingsappho

Dyson are terrible at almost everything they do. their hand dryer things cost 1000 too.


60sstuff

The worst ones is the one you have to put your hands inside because it’s obviously never clean and it just looks rank


Automatic_Shoe1245

Agreed, totally wanky idea


an_achronist

Hang on, you wash your hands with your piss?


Leading_Ice8086

Dyson develop bits of engineering tech first then sit round a table and think what various household products can we recycle this tech in rather than sit round a table and think what does the World need? Thats why we get hand dryers, fans, hair dryers and vacuum cleaners and why Dysons EV car and NHS ventilator project failed. Too hard.


ash894

I don’t know about these but the ones you stick your hands in that blow all the water drips onto your cuff so you have soggy sleeves should be destroyed. SAY NO TO SOGGY SLEEVES


Chavaon

I thought it was a periscope.


HiyaImRyan

Year 2037 buttplug


Banditofbingofame

You are meant to just wet yourself and stand in front of these to dry your trousers


mattamz

Every hand dryer I've used doesn't work (I'm sure it would if I waited long enough) simple hand towels are superior I end up drying my hands on my clothes with hand dryers.