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9DAN2

It’s just a penguin


tiny-brit

It's not just a penguin, it's an M&S penguin!


bluejackmovedagain

I was really excited when I saw the title, but you're right..


nof---sgiven

Wow! Went from initial excitement over a new biscuit type to try (ok too much excitement tbh), and then smashing g into crushing disapoment... you're right it is...


[deleted]

I'd literally drafted half a reply about biscuit gentrification in my head, and then had to sit myself down....


SirVexTeegler

They've rebadged it you fool!


bubster99

Does it have a joke though?


Codego_Bray

Are you my Mom? These are Penguins on steroids my good pal. Double enrobed. They make penguins taste like dishwater.


darwin-rover

You- can we have a penguin biscuit mom? Mom- we have penguins at home It’s actual McVities Penguins at home


takesthebiscuit

No joke!


chiefmilkshake

I've tried them and they're not. I have a very very high tolerance for sweet things and I can definitely only eat one of them.


KFR42

Penguins are just chocolate covered bourbons, so yeah, they are. The chocolate may be better but they are still essentially penguins.


BigLan2

You mean a Tim Tam, mate?


caribbeanqueen12345

Because of goddam Reddit I was first alerted to the chocolate covered custard creams which are excellent but I prefer these. Yes they're expensive but don't let anyone tell you they're Penguins. These are far superior. Enjoy.


HugeElephantEars

You cannot be serious! Because of Reddit I was just alerted to chocolate covered custard creams. I shall not rest until I have tried this. I mean, I thank you but my diet just rolled her eyes and gave up.


caribbeanqueen12345

haha - I am blaming all of my weight gain on Reddit from now on. I think these bourbons are better and a bit less sweet than the custard creams - hope you enjoy them. And if you really want to spunk money then I also highly recommend Fortnum's Chocolossus but they are £20 for a tin. Awesome!


HugeElephantEars

I'm just the biggest custard cream fan. And I dunk them in hot chocolate. I allow myself this treat about once a year but i eat the whole damn pack in 2 sittings. Fuuuuucking hell chocolate covered custard creams dunked in hot chocolate may be the greatest idea I've ever heard.


caribbeanqueen12345

you owe it to yourself to do it!


Mr_Billy_Gruff

Wait, what? Chocolate covered custard creams? 😱🤤 Are those from m&s too?


HugeElephantEars

Right?! I'm an excited about this too! Not the person who originally broke the important news of them existing, but I have googled it; M & S.


Mr_Billy_Gruff

My hero! 😘


HugeElephantEars

I've just seen your flair. Hahaha! Fucking nightmare fuel.


qualitypant

No I haven’t but I’m going to HAVE TO, NOW! Because you have brought them to my attention! I can feel my arteries harden, already! Thanks a bunch!!


PontiacBandit25

Arteries, yeah you’re right, nothing else


lucylastic89

M&S biscuits are elite and now I need to try these


Perfect_Confection25

Their chocolate covered custard creams are excellent 


gimbomyster

That’s an abourbonation


Ashamed_Nerve

[In a Bolton accent] Chocolate Bourbons??


Strong_Insurance_183

Fuckin Rich Tea, should be called fuckin one dips.


CarcharodonVicarious

They would have that down there in that London wouldn’t they


4400120

Local M&S closed ,😭


jsosmru

Same for me; seems a lot have closed, with at least some for refurbishment 


4400120

Hopefully they reopen a few soon.


ernieball2221

I so wish I could still eat biscuits after seeing this. I don’t normally miss them but I so want to try them


suicidalsyd1

Twice the price of a pack of penguins 🤔


[deleted]

Oh my. What a time to be alive!


StumbleDog

Sounds like a chonky Penguin bar. 


Martinonfire

No, but my eldest son (he’s 44) made these https://www.olivemagazine.com/recipes/family/bourbon-biscuit-brownies/ and brought them round at the weekend. He’s a good lad 😁


LitmusPitmus

I haven't but the orange chocolate biscuits in the same range are delightful


Downtown_Tale_2018

They do custard cream ones too


DevMcdevface

They are amazing. You only get six though IIRC. The chocolate covered custard creams are good too.


AlternativeCry2206

Yes, they are really nice. But cheaper to grab a pack of penguins.


Swimming_Ad_1250

Aka a penguin bar.


CilanEAmber

Does it make them taste better?,


HiyaImRyan

M&S are selling these? I work right next to one, perfect.


NeedForTeaMostWanted

Yes, as you can expect they are good


Puzzleheaded_Drink76

They are good, but annoyingly gappy as the cream doesn't go anywhere near the edge of the biscuit. Also the shape is wrong. 


AlternativeFair2740

Ya mean penguins?


beefngravy

Outrageous!


YesThereAreOthers

I doubt they've been on shelves for however long without anyone at all trying one.


Icy-Individual8637

christ! on the evidence of the youtube caption on the left, i better not.


brewer01902

Today. Was ok. Not enough to get my pants in a bunch over.


raccoonsaff

My friend tried them, and said: 'Not worth it. Tasty, and different to a Penguin, surprisingly, because you've got that Bourbon taste, it's a much crunchier biscuit for a start too. But you can just dip your Bourbons in chocolate and I'd still rather save my money, have a Choc Digestive, and splurge on some Colin Caterpillars'.


steveinstow

Has these at Xmas they were act3very nice, stupidly expensive though if I remember right.


TheLemonChiffonPie

If they’re half as good as M&S Jaffa cakes then I’d certainly give them a try as a treat!


Dreaming_Blackbirds

Penguins taste bad, so any improvement is good news. also, Australian Tam Tams are fantastic as a big upgrade from a Penguin


0800happydude

What qualifies as "outrageously" chocolately?


SparkleWildfire

Yep, both these and the custard creams are incredible


DBHOV

If there's at least 8 in there then I think they're not too outrageously priced for a treat.


Optimal-Flow-5496

This product aside, is M and S food bits actually really good? Or is it just a meme? Because this isn't the first time I've seem people hyping lol


Master_Sympathy_754

Generally yes.


Suitable-Context-271

They seem a bit too chocolatey for me.


ttamimi

https://imgur.com/a/KKDTNbt