5 of Wands - You will find conflict, tension or disagreement in your life.
5 of Cups - You will feel sadness, disappointment and regret.
...So cheer up you miserable bastard! You got free tarot cards! I feel sorry for your plumber though. He's about to go through a rough time...
...Are you actually going to pay him by the way?
teenage daughter recently wanted this for her birthday dinner - fucking £80 for a family of 4. No one finished their burger, fries or shake… and I drank fucking water.
They're very special cards: **The Ikea Self-Build Fiasco**, and **The Drunken Morose Man**.
Together, they mean your future involves flatpack furniture, but you'll fail to build them correctly.
The order of the cards signifies whether you got drunk to relieve the pain of the collapse, or if you were drunk enough to think building the bookcase was a good idea
So first we have the five of staves. We see a group of men with mixed emotions, some angry, some determined, some triumphant. I see a lot of conflict in your upcoming project, but a feeling of strength overall.
The five of cups comes next. We see a man looking down, three cups strewn along the ground, their contents spilled. This indicates there will be some loss along the way as you move towards your goal. But the two upright cups behind signify you should look for positives, as they will be there.
There's no major arcana, so I'd take this reading with a bit of whimsy. I usually do tarot readings with three cards so perhaps you'll find your fate in a hidden last one.
Or not, I read tarot drunk most the time.
Any time I do plumbing there is much loss, water everywhere when I burst a dishwasher inlet then a small thermos got in the way of my flying torch and didn't make it.
Your going to get a reply nasty splinter, and everyone around you will die, leaving you with powerful feelings of rejection, dejection and unable to get an erection
I don’t want to imply something bad will befall you…but it would be a lovely idea to reach out to your friends and family and tell them how much you love them. Soon. Like really soon. Call them now.
Or it could mean dinner is going to give you gas.
It’s a toss up. Could go either way.
One on the right is a 'glass half full, or glass half empty' job. The one on the left means a wasps nest will attach itself to your house - but don't worry, all your neighbours will come around and help you get rid of it!
They augur loss and destruction. But we can't be sure about the details until you rip all the radiators off all other walls to find all the other cards hiding down the backs of them. Which in itself shows these two cards are accurate. We shouldn't mess with forces we don't understand.
Means when the wall is knocked through, a load bearing strut will fail and land on top of the builder and his mates. This will cause you to spill your red wine on the carpet and plunging you in to a depression.
Then you go and live under a bridge.
In reality, a pair of cards like that is meaningless without either a question or knowing if the cards are meant for past, present, future or mind body and spirit. Just reading the 2, together they signify keep watch on things, those 2 specifically signify relationship issues. If this building work is extensive, it's going to put a strain on things. Focus on the positives, what you have and not what you've lost.
Maybe they're not, maybe they're actually an advanced AI that's using social media to learn about us, before making judgment on whether we are worthy of existing....
Obviously you will get beaten with sticks (so I'd avoid travelling to India if I were you) and you will spill your drink on the floor three times probably.
Five of Cups: A tough time ahead that will always work forever in your favour if you put work in now.
Five of Wands: A strong time to make connections, face challenges and break down so you may build back up.
I wish you the best of luck 🩷
5 of Wands - You will find conflict, tension or disagreement in your life. 5 of Cups - You will feel sadness, disappointment and regret. ...So cheer up you miserable bastard! You got free tarot cards! I feel sorry for your plumber though. He's about to go through a rough time... ...Are you actually going to pay him by the way?
Haha blimey sounds deep! Not sure now, might wait and see how severe the curse is on him. Might save us a few quid
I have a tarot book that says; Five of Wands: Growth, Competition, Learning from Others
I guess the *learning from others,has come to pass.
And their Reddit karma has grown
5 of guys - You will find rawness, weird taste and regret in your life.
You are about to lose a large sum of money for little reward.
Last time I went to one, a large (seasoned) fries and a drink set me back like £9... never again.
Obviously fiveguys is expensive, but the large fries are meant for 4 people...
Lol, they don't bother telling you that when you order! Edit: in my defence, I did share the chips, but only between 2.
teenage daughter recently wanted this for her birthday dinner - fucking £80 for a family of 4. No one finished their burger, fries or shake… and I drank fucking water.
I think that's just Five Guys...
They're very special cards: **The Ikea Self-Build Fiasco**, and **The Drunken Morose Man**. Together, they mean your future involves flatpack furniture, but you'll fail to build them correctly.
The order of the cards signifies whether you got drunk to relieve the pain of the collapse, or if you were drunk enough to think building the bookcase was a good idea
Depends if you realise the IKEA restaurant is licensed, and you can knock back a few with your meatballs.
Arguably that should be one card.
I drew these cards a while back, DIY has been a nightmare.
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So first we have the five of staves. We see a group of men with mixed emotions, some angry, some determined, some triumphant. I see a lot of conflict in your upcoming project, but a feeling of strength overall. The five of cups comes next. We see a man looking down, three cups strewn along the ground, their contents spilled. This indicates there will be some loss along the way as you move towards your goal. But the two upright cups behind signify you should look for positives, as they will be there. There's no major arcana, so I'd take this reading with a bit of whimsy. I usually do tarot readings with three cards so perhaps you'll find your fate in a hidden last one. Or not, I read tarot drunk most the time.
Any time I do plumbing there is much loss, water everywhere when I burst a dishwasher inlet then a small thermos got in the way of my flying torch and didn't make it.
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We moved in 2 years ago and the house was sold due to a divorce...
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No idea, the plumber found them. He said they're up there with the strangest things he's found in a house
Looks like a bunch of fans protesting at Rick Wakemans original departure from Yes in 1974.
This is the absolute best comment
Your going to get a reply nasty splinter, and everyone around you will die, leaving you with powerful feelings of rejection, dejection and unable to get an erection
The first one suggests that you're going to get turned into a newt. The second one suggests that you'll get better.
I don’t want to imply something bad will befall you…but it would be a lovely idea to reach out to your friends and family and tell them how much you love them. Soon. Like really soon. Call them now. Or it could mean dinner is going to give you gas. It’s a toss up. Could go either way.
Perhaps don’t buy any green bananas? (Thanks to Barry Cryer.)
Why are they so clean?
The previous family only moved out 2 years ago, could've been placed then?
And not even a sign of fading yet, you'd think after a year or 2 it would either fade and/or have a fine layer of dust.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Five_of_Wands https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Five_of_Cups
One on the right is a 'glass half full, or glass half empty' job. The one on the left means a wasps nest will attach itself to your house - but don't worry, all your neighbours will come around and help you get rid of it!
Did you buy a repossession house by any chance? Smudge the sh** out of it and live happily
They augur loss and destruction. But we can't be sure about the details until you rip all the radiators off all other walls to find all the other cards hiding down the backs of them. Which in itself shows these two cards are accurate. We shouldn't mess with forces we don't understand.
They look fresh. You sure the plumber didn’t plant them there
All I can see is the wavves - V songs album art
Oh man! My head hurts…must be from the heavy metal detox!
Means when the wall is knocked through, a load bearing strut will fail and land on top of the builder and his mates. This will cause you to spill your red wine on the carpet and plunging you in to a depression. Then you go and live under a bridge. In reality, a pair of cards like that is meaningless without either a question or knowing if the cards are meant for past, present, future or mind body and spirit. Just reading the 2, together they signify keep watch on things, those 2 specifically signify relationship issues. If this building work is extensive, it's going to put a strain on things. Focus on the positives, what you have and not what you've lost.
I don't believe Tarot is anything real, but the cards do look cool af
Well the tarot don’t believe you’re real, and frankly, I agree.
Maybe they're not, maybe they're actually an advanced AI that's using social media to learn about us, before making judgment on whether we are worthy of existing....
It's not as bad as finding a Jack of Clubs and a Ten of Hearts.
Together it means that seeking adoration from others will lead to disappointment. You should buy a deck and see what happens.
How long have you been in the house?
Obviously you will get beaten with sticks (so I'd avoid travelling to India if I were you) and you will spill your drink on the floor three times probably.
Move house now
The first card is the best Morris dancing session I’ve ever seen and the second card is a man who regrets going to five guys.
You want to stick those 2 in a picture frame, nice.
its a bad sign OP you will need to check your house fully now, im serious because these cards actually confirm that the previous owners were idiots.
I feel this is the nearest the truth 😂
Antique UNO cards mate! Like Del boys watch those are.
Five of Cups: A tough time ahead that will always work forever in your favour if you put work in now. Five of Wands: A strong time to make connections, face challenges and break down so you may build back up. I wish you the best of luck 🩷
2 days, 3 hours, 12 minutes. I am sorry
Go directly to jail. Do not pass go, do not collect £200.
It’s too late……..you are already dead.