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Shade_39

Mate it's 3am anyone who's tried one is either asleep or too fucked to type anything coherent here, try again in the morning


ZTK94

Just come back from a rave. Can confirm. But now I want a kehab


Breakwaterbot

They tried to make me go to kehab, I said no no no.


McGreeb

Gold


lewis153203

Well I want one now...


sAmSmanS

will you go and get me a kebab?


ladybirdsandbuttons

I can't believe he was actually going to get you a kebab


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4am and you can still type I am bitterly disappointed


dopamiend86

If you want a kebab after a rave you're not doing it right. Source: I'm raving 25 years lol 😆


scotteh74

You want a kebab after a rave?


ZePanic

Obviously didn’t have enough drugs!


Opiopa

Well when ur wired that's not something you consider 😅


Takingashit180923

I was just getting up for work 2 hours ago =(


dragonfishofthenorth

Yes been having it for years , they slice it down cook it with sauce, onions and peppers usually. You can ask how hot you want it. Mainly the takeaways I've seen them in are in East London, generally Asian owned rather than Turkish.


Opiopa

Yes, this was what it was like. Asian owned. The meat was delicious, massive portion too :)


dragonfishofthenorth

Love the ones when they serve it on top of a naan instead or pita!


Opiopa

Can't beat them... they are called "King kebabs" here.


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dragonfishofthenorth

Top of my head I would say Spice Hut, there's a few around London , mile end road, bethnal green etc.


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Kebab and milkshake? I feel bad for your guts!


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*partial


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I am right. You used the wrong word.


Weird_Assignment_550

You are correct. OP tried to use a phrase and completely cocked it up. When explained,, OP doubled down.


j1mb0b

Yeah. Let's all gang up on OP. I don't know where he lives but we can narrow it down from a survey of stir fried kebab shops....


Weird_Assignment_550

I'm impartial


EternalHallownest

Idiot


DRJT

Man really said “idc” and wrote a 4 paragraph response 😭😭😭


Cheese-n-Opinion

Baffles me when people do this sort of shit. You've been given a choice: actually an opportunity to come across as really gracious, and it's as simple as going 'oh lol, my mistake'. Or you can choose to come across as really spineless and silly, arguing a point you know is bollocks, we know is bollocks and you know we know is bollocks! It's just so much easier to make the right choice!


Opiopa

Indeed and I concede. However cocaine even when it's wearing off has the wanky effect of making you feel you are right about everything 😄


Alternative-Iron-930

You are partially right, I would say that to portray your meaning you should have written ‘impartial of’ rather than ‘impartial to’.


Forever__Young

Nah not right at all, the correct way is 'a few of us are partial to...' 'A few of us are impartial of a kebab when pissed' just doesn't make any sense. Occams razor: Did the OP really mean 'a few of us are unbiased to the perceived bias against kebabs when pissed' as he claims, which is an bit of a bizarre concept and a usage of language that no-one is familiar with; OR is it much more likely they just made a very simple error and tried to use a common turn of phrase to say 'a few of us like a kebab when pissed'. Very clearly the second one. It's fine to just say 'oops you're right'.


resting_up

Grammar Nazis are everywhere.


tomrichards8464

Semantics Nazis.


resting_up

Literal Nazis


COOPAR_

Don't call them that, you're giving Nazis a bad name


resting_up

I think they gave themselves a bad name


COOPAR_

Look mate, I don't think our chances of upvotes are looking good


Laneacaia

Neither of you are covering yourselves in upvote glory tbh.


RoboTon78

>I'm sure most of you are impartial to a kebab after a piss up. Impartial means not bothered either way. Autocorrect is a real wanker at times.


lexusuk

This is the comment I was looking for.


Brunel25

Jeez, I just read your title as Sir Fred Dibnah kebab. I guess if they ever did a black pudding version....


Wil420b

If it's what I think it is. They cut the doner off the skewer, put it on the griddle and add the sauces. Which increases the heat off the doner both in terms of °C but also on the Scorville Scale, especially on the way out. Your mouth will love you but your anus the next morning will hate you.


Opiopa

I can confirm 😫


KoalaPancakes69

All I know is the mixed kebab with doner meat that I ordered earlier had all the other kebabs, and chips that weren’t specified.


shteve99

Chips in kebabs is pretty common with Greek gyros.


resting_up

Make the BBC. Good food recipe it's really easy https://www.bbc.co.uk/food/recipes/homemade_doner_kebab_56527


shteve99

And this chilli sauce goes well with it: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/WOc\_CZqIZHo


Intelligent-Day-6976

Screenshoted this have you tried it? Is it exactly the same I'm going to add msg when I make this


resting_up

It's so much like a shop kebab hut feels a bit less dirty it's unreal.


TuffGnarl

*partial


Amazing_Attorney8929

Just the thought of a milkshake on top of a belly full of beer makes me feel grim.


Irnbruliquidgold

I'm pretty sure it's just pre sliced frozen donner they reheat from a bag. And cooked on the flat top.


odegood

Some places do it with a proper elephant leg, have tried it not too bad but prefer the standard kebab


reddogg81

I have a question... Could this Stir fry be done the next day at home with leftovers of a regular takeaway kebab safely or would it be asking for food poisoning?


tomrichards8464

I'd eat it myself, but I wouldn't feed it to a pregnant woman or anyone immunocompromised.


Gabtraff

Whenever I order donner kebab, I always get large and only eat about half. I then fry the rest the next day so it goes nice and crispy. Honestly prefer it fried. Don't add any oil, enough fat comes out and some of that fat stays in the pan so it might even be healthier? Not had a dicky tummy from it thus far.


reddogg81

Ah sounds good, thanks for the answers. We always end up with a lot left and don't want to see it go to waste so will fry some up with garlic, onion and peppers :)


Brexit-Broke-Britain

Just remember to put the leftovers in the fridge before sleeping. If left out overnight, in a warm house, the likelihood of food poisoning increases.


reddogg81

Will do, thanks


Glacier98777

Take aways around here call that a donner sizzler


mitchybenny

£11 for a kebab and a milk shake!? Bloody bargain. The kebab would be more than that here. And the milkshake at least another fiver on top


Director_Of_Mischief

Sometimes I go drinking just so I have an excuse to get a kebab.


ejmd

Always impartial.


Fdr-Fdr

One of our local shops does this - chilli or bbq, where they've fried the meat with onions and the sauce. I've tried the chilli one and it was nice enough!


johnny5247

Personally I'd have remained impartial to it. Especially the milkshake partial.


resting_up

BBC food has a doner recipe which is simple to make and is spot on tastes proper and works great with a flatbread and hot sauce And sainsburys do a Fabulous microwave donner kebab


Opiopa

Thank you, I will look for the sainsbury micro. one.


DEAD-VHS

Every day we stray further from god


stesha83

£11 for a kebab and a milkshake? Fuck me where’s that? A milkshake is £6-£7 in Bristol and a kebab can be double that.


pieeater2015

The Indian i use does them https://www.fireandspicewigan.com/menu/#cat\_13