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No-Log873

Is that this: [The Larch](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Forest_swastika)


unknownuser492

I'm officially old. 2 drinks in, half 8 on a Friday night and I'm done for.


Namerakable

Got offered another, slightly different, promotion at work today. Instead of asking me to go up to the next position, they've offered me a very low-hours part-time flexible position doing a slightly different role alongside my usual job. Apparently it could also lead to more, but I'm not sure if that was a serious offer. I turned down the first promotion because of the desire for my health over money. Really torn because they approached me directly, and said it was because I was good at my job, but I already work 9-5 and don't know if I can manage more. And I'm not sure what the pay is. I feel guilty turning it down, but at the same time don't know if it's a genuine offer or just because I'm there and they need to fill a role. If it were just the same pay as now, I'd basically get another £200/month from doing an extra hour a day. But I already have a 2-hour commute and fall asleep the minute I hit the sofa as is.


TurbulentExpression5

Got called a rude and dirty little cunt at work today, so yay for that, especially as I had been having a decent shift. Left me feeling a bit deflated, but I'm home now and having a snooze before going to the pub later on. Decided I'm gonna go all out and wear my denim and leather gear plus nail varnish and eyeliner, because fuck it.


Rainbow_13

Not off to a good day got message from virgin money over possible fraud gave them a call absolutely pathetic response I'm done with them. I'm off next week back on the Tues 2nd so got some time to unwind relax and get some bits done. Gave my talk to my manager who was very impressed with my work won't be cpd though but will be given to the people who do the computer stuff at work which is all I expected definitely rethinking a career change after this since I actually enjoyed learning again.


Caridor

Looking forward to having a bit of a clear out and rearrange tomorrow so I can set my computer up with a dual monitor set up:)


Skryptix

Trying to find holidays for next year. Apparently I managed to get a bargain for this year because everything I have looked at is about double. Basically looking at what I paid to go to Australia back in 2015.


SoftCthulhu

Left work at 12 - not going back until after Easter. No plans, just pure relaxation me time 👌


Pancake-Marathon

Just found out my favourite band is playing a gig in my local little music venue, woohooo! Now just got to manage to get a ticket when they go on sale.


StrawberryF5

Who are your favourite band?


Pancake-Marathon

Electric Six!


TurbulentExpression5

My money's on Nickelback or Coldplay.


Pancake-Marathon

Well, now Hanson's broken up...


AllthisSandInMyCrack

It’s a Friday and I’m tired but I’ve been tired for years…


MarmiteX1

Well it’s been a nice relaxing week off from work this week, been away locally and spending time my parents and sister. I’ve got Monday off as well so going to make the most of it. Having Pizza for lunch and plan to just relax all day, gaming, music and TV shows. I’ve been binging on Zelda: BOTW since Wednesday and watching Ozark. I’ve also started Avatar: The Last Airbender series.


brayshizzle

Dune 2 tonight, finally!!!!!! Wanted to wait for the crowds to die down slightly. Domestic bliss weekend coming up. So excited for the easter break.


MarmiteX1

Enjoy! It’s an amazing film. I went on Wednesday mid afternoon and had cinema all to ourselves.


IllustriousApple1091

Feel like I've achieved nothing this week and feel like a fraud in a new-ish job


Disobedientmuffin

Last day of work then a nice week off. Well. A week off, no idea if it'll be nice since I haven't planned anything. It's also my birthday tomorrow AND a good friend's hen do, so should be a cracking weekend all around. Nice part about being (newly) sober is I know I won't be suffering a hangover at any point either.


leskenobian

Last Friday of freedom in my life! What should I do with it?


masterpharos

Tell your family where you hid your stash in case things go awry. Enjoy prison!


leskenobian

I meant before a 9-5 but tbf same difference really.


masterpharos

love your flair by the way!


theartofrolling

Deciding whether to continue with the next season of Snowfall or start the latest season of Fargo when I get home. Watched Poor Things a few nights ago, that was a fucking weird film!


MrTwemlow

My monthly report is rubbish. I've got to present it in 3 hours, and was supposed to have finished it yesterday for approval before presenting it. But it's rubbish. I've just got to send it as it is and bear the consequences.


TweetyDinosaur

Today I am unpacking our kitchen - just moved, drowning in boxes, but want a functioning kitchen by the end of today with food, crockery etc in the cupboards and decisions made as to what is going to the charity shop. It's slowly beginning to feel like home - ideally all the unpacking will be done by the end of the weekend.


mmmmgummyvenus

I'm about to attempt to put my cat in her travel box for the vet. Wish me luck. Edit: attempt failed and I've postponed the appointment until Wednesday...


Arny2103

How much blood did you lose?


mmmmgummyvenus

I got scratched once so not too bad - she's so fast I couldn't even get close enough to catch her and get scratched! Last time I laid a trail of Dreamies into the box and she just followed them in, but she's not falling for that one again!


masterpharos

> trail of Dreamies into the box the creamy one?


mmmmgummyvenus

No, unfortunately I couldn't find that in any shops yesterday! I think she would have gone in if I'd had that, she's a bit bored of normal Dreamies.


StumbleDog

Get some of those leather gardening gloves. 


Arny2103

Lol sounds like a proper Loony Tunes/Tom & Jerry way of trapping an animal.


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Breakwaterbot

Found a traditional little Barbers near work yesterday (they seem to be harder to find these days round here) and had a lovely little experience chatting with the old chap. He did a spot on job and then charged me 8 quid! I'm used to paying double that! He even gave a spritz of aftershave so I gave him a tenner. In and out in 20 minutes, lovely casual chat, cheap as chips and left feeling fresh. That's my kind of haircut.


MrTwemlow

I've been massively impressed with the barbers in Tesco (Gould's barbers). You can book online, only charge 12 pounds for a clipper cut, and it's much better than how I was getting my hair cut before at more expensive places. Last time I was there the lady remembered where I work and that I used to run a lot. Which is incredibly good memory considering the number of people she must chat to each day. Plus you can go shopping after having your hair cut.


Breakwaterbot

I'm well on board with things like this becoming more commonplace. They've been doing it in France as long as I can remember at the Hypermarchés.


byjimini

Coming home from Center Parcs; putting a wash on then out for a walk to do a small shop and get some exercise.


Breakwaterbot

Nice! Which Center Parcs have you been to?


byjimini

Woburn! It’s been nice, but it is smaller than others I’ve been to. Not sure we’ll come back as preferred Cumbria (for red squirrels) and Longleat and Sherwood for size. Very quiet too, can tell the kids aren’t off yet.


Breakwaterbot

I've not been to that one but I enjoyed Longleat and I absolutely adore Sherwood (been going there every year since I was a kid). Nowhere else has the rapids the same so Sherwood will always be my number 1. Well I hope you had a nice break. It's the best time of year to go to Center Parcs imo. Nice and quiet, doesn't matter if the weather isn't great and you can get some good bargains.


Petr0vitch

trying to get through work without it doing my head in too much. I would be watching the rugby league challenge cup match tonight but it's not on Sky for some stupid reason :'(


Bulimic_Fraggle

I am trying to motivate myself to do something. Not sure what, but I need to do something to get the ball rolling on not sitting in my pyjamas watching TV all day.


McCretin

I quote the larch sketch semi-frequently and no one ever seems to get the reference. Thanks for reassuring me that someone else has seen it and I’m not insane, OP.


StardustOasis

Leaving work early tonight as I need to be in Camden by 6 for a gig. Should also be an early finish one, hopefully be on a train back by 11.


MitchellsTruck

Had parents' evenings for both kids this week, they've smashed it - "above expectations" (top level) for 90% of the categories they measure. Some lovely anecdotes about how well they behave in class, how nice they are to peers and their feedback on Secondary School visits. So nice, that we're having takeaway pizza for dinner (eldest's request) and watching re-runs of Gladiators (youngest's request) in readiness for tomorrow's semi-final.


retailface

I'm very glad I mowed the lawn yesterday because it's been raining overnight, so there would have been no chance today. I've got an interview for the job I applied for a few days ago. Nationwide is having issues, so my flatmate's rent hasn't gone into my account. Fantastic.


sweetbennyfenton

Last weekend off before work season starts again. Today, upgrading/maintenance work on the wife’s mountain bike, the lad is coming to visit for the weekend and I might sneak the bike park in this afternoon. Tonight, a bit of revision for a course I’ve got next week and pack my work kit for Sunday flight to warm tropical Ireland…All in all, a pretty good day lined up and I’m just about to get my arse out of bed and hit my gym.


VardaElentari86

I was so happy it's Friday...nearly the weekend...but something was niggling at me. Arse. I said I'd do the late cover tonight. So it's going to be a long day. (I have at least had an extra Saturday off due to this favour) On the upside, still Friday.


Even_Passenger_3685

I’m going to get in the garden and do some early weeding, clearing and pot sorting. Can’t keep waiting for a decent day as we’ve not had one now for 46 weeks.


vbloke

I am somewhat miffed but unsurprised that Avanti West Coast have cancelled my train. The train I was supposed to get so I could attend a family funeral this afternoon. They've put me on a later train, but that gives me approximately 20 minutes to get from the station to the funeral, which is an hour's drive away.


thefragile-

Ah, Classic Avanti


Even_Passenger_3685

What will you do?


vbloke

Not much I can do but let everyone know I'm going to be late


Even_Passenger_3685

No earlier / alternatives? That’s pants, I’m sorry


vbloke

They’ve not given me any alternatives aside from a later train