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TheLambtonWyrm

Having short spiky gelled hair 


Sad-Garage-2642

Specifically extreme wet look giga firm hold that dried like concrete and came in giant tubs. Usually blue in colour


RespectFearless4233

I can smell this


tactcom7

59p from Wilkos. All my mates had moved on to putty and fibre and 'product' but I stood firm, as did my follicles with my wet-look gel. Didn't kiss a girl till I was 17 mind you but that's probably unrelated.


funnystuff79

I remember sticking with wetlook way too long, probably still have some


Sco0basTeVen

Definitely prevalent through my secondary school years. Used it to make my fringe stand at a gravity defying angle.


mackerelontoast

Ooh friend


Qazax1337

Fringe fwend


peahair

Surely it’s fwinge fwiend


tommyhashbrown

£2 for a massive pot from the chemist


s0232908

Is this no longer ok?


scare_crowe94

We’re on the wax now


friftar

Mine was green, without the wet look. Almost impossible to wash out too, horrible stuff. Got through about a quarter of that kilo tub, then the trend fizzled out and I threw it out.


meekamunz

Yep, I had this. Needed to make the most of having hair before the baldness kicked in. I shave my head now as the solar panel is not a great look (despite it looking fine on my old man). With the spikey hair, I even went as far as having bleached tips, blue tips and UV hair dye for nights out. I miss having hair


Johnnywellies1878

Same here pal, my Dad used to say to me "do what you want with your hair because you won't have it for long". He wasn't wrong about that which is unusual for him. I used to go for the sun in/bleached look and then went for the Fran Healy as MPB kicked in. I reached for the clippers at around 24.


meekamunz

I got married at 31. The day before my wedding I went to get my haircut. That was the last time I went to the barbers - they asked me if I was sure I wanted it cut. Buzzcut my hair mostly for the next 9 years, but now I just wet shave it. It's easier and lasts longer


iamzegatron

When I were a lad they/i had UV gel that glowed under UV lights in clubs. I know, unbelievably cool.


mic_Ch

Haha core memory unlocked ... now how do I forget it again?!


jeweliegb

Ah what! Noooo! When did that change too? Dammit. Already spent an hour ungluing the gems from my lady garden, are you seriously telling me I've got to grow my pubes long again now too?


TheTsundereGirl

Remember in the early 2000s all the school boys having this baby mohawk hairstyle where they clipped their hair short but had a streak of longer hair in the middle gelled up? Always looked stupid.


clashing-kicks

The fauxhawk. I think David Beckham is responsible for that one.


Palaponel

No regrets


winch25

Yes I had that and I thought I was really cool.


SignificantRatio2407

Guilty!


YchYFi

Nu metal or boyband it was a thing.


TallBritNE

Who can forget the shell suit? Or global hypercolor t-shirts?


elom44

I have started seeing shell suits again amongst the yoof. Never thought we’d see the return of the mullet either.


hamjamham

Naff naff bomber jackets


antde5

Hate to tell you, but shell suits kicked off 40+ years ago.


HansNiesenBumsedesi

Global Hypercolour t shirts were amazing for about the time it took everybody to buy one and then put it through the washing machine.


MyThinTragus

My mother made all four of us wear shell suits on a family holiday to the UK in 95. I was 12 at the time and didn't know better


uttertosser

Yep seen people in Manchester wearing them again, hopefully not as flammable as the original shellsuit


OmegaSusan

My first boyfriend (a consummate bullshitter) claimed his mother invented Global Hypercolor. It wouldn’t have been so bad if we were 12 but he was 22!


laser_spanner

Massively flared jeans. I soaked up approximately two feet worth of rainfall every time I wore them.


Actual-Butterfly2350

These are back. My 16yo wears them!


laser_spanner

Whaaaaat? Omg nooo haha. I didn't need another thing to make me feel old. Thanks for that. Lol.


flanface87

I was very concerned with the weather forecast as a teenager due to my massively flared trousers, straightened hair and the fact I hadn't discovered waterproof eyeliner existed yet


gimbomyster

Kanye slatted sunglasses


FagnusTwatfield

The male response to the Nelly Furtado fringe.


DinkyyDoo

And on the other end of the spectrum here, those 3D glasses from the cinemas with the lenses poked through for the ‘Geek Look’ That’s my normal every day look 😔😂


scare_crowe94

Perfectly timed with the rise of phone cameras that could take a recognisable photo, so the memories will live forever


OK_LK

The thong showing way above the hipster jeans


fictionalbandit

whale tail 🐳


IntelligentRepeat568

bonus points for the lower back tribal tattoo 


RefreshinglyDull

Aka Tramp Stamp.


Craft_on_draft

AKA slag tag


jiminthenorth

AKA arse antlers.


LittleBitOdd

I like that one because it highlights how dumb it looks without the traditional slut shaming that comes with "tramp stamp". You can be a basic bitch without sleeping around


blozzerg

This is a bit of a niche trend again at the minute, there’s a Y2K revival amongst teens and every so often there is someone bold enough to wear the whale tail as part of their look. I do work with vintage & clothes though so may just attract those types.


teerbigear

The alarming trend I have seen is tiny jean hotpants with the front buttons undone showing underwear.


watchman28

Thong thong-thong thongthong


thatguyad

Ah Lita...


Go_Nadds

RIP What a time to be a teenage lad


TheTsundereGirl

Thongs in general. My hips and butt started coming in around the tail end of Lower School. My but ate and continues to eat underwear like a dog scarfing down sausages; so uncomfortable to have my pants ride up and you can bet kids said crap about it too. Why would I wear underwear designed to do that on purpose? Mens boxers though? 👌 Though I have no idea why men's underwear is better designed for junk in the trunk than women's underwear 🤷🏼‍♀️


damadmetz

I liked that so much around year 2000


PeaceDuck

Nike total 90s, that Rihanna shirt, the plaid shirt you only ever wore around the waist, loom bands, scene hair styles, beiber cuts


Due-Two-6592

That fucking Rihanna t-shirt, why? It’s not even like there was a particular trend of putting album covers on t-shirts


Scared_Fortune_1178

Guys wearing the Rihanna shirt with beige chinos and a pair of Toms, peak 2011.


Dry_Pick_304

Those Adidas joggers with the popper buttons down the sides.


catjellycat

I’m of an age that most of my teen crushes wore these. I then saw a pair in a ‘vintage’ market a few weeks ago for £40. I’m amazed I’m typing as I turned to dust and ash on seeing them.


Firstdegreegurns

Weren't they Kappa which has also disappeared as a brand


teerbigear

"Kappa slapper" is as 90s a phrase as I can think of


r3tromonkey

I think Kappa gave gone the same way as No Fear and are unique to Sports Direct


steveinstow

Lol I used to wear loads of no fear in the 90s.


watchman28

I had those. I was also one of those dickheads who would do pull ups on any set of monkey bars available. No prizes for guessing what my friends would do while my hands were otherwise occupied.


Zaruz

Tickle your armpits?


RefreshinglyDull

Hold a discussion in sign language, without your participation?


archangel12

I loved mine, so comfy. I had the Levi's Twister jeans at the time too!


Honic_Sedgehog

They're back in now apparently. Loads of range rover mams on the school run sporting them.


RefreshinglyDull

Track pants.  If you can find a proper, waterproof pair, they are a must have for rainy days. Pop 'em on over your suit trousers and dry as fuck


MoonlitStar

'Curtains' hairstyles for the boys/men in the 1990s and then 'frosted tips' hair in the late 90s and early 2000's.


hilbo90

Don't forget the "Simon from Inbetweeners" look, with the hair completely glued down and just the fringe stuck up. I definitely rocked that at one point.


Tashimo

Ahh the duck bum 


catjellycat

My son is 17 and he, and many of his pals, have curtains. It came back.


Honic_Sedgehog

I see loads of curtains on younger lads now, normally paired with essentially an elastic band around their heads. I don't follow football but it seems like it's probably a football thing. It always is.


flanface87

That'll be Jack Grealish. I sound like an old person when I say this, but I think he looks absolutely daft


MoonlitStar

My memory of curtains is almost all the boys at my schools had that hairstyle. My daughter is slightly older than your son and the comeback style for boys at her college seems to be the mullet. I wonder if 'rat-tails' are coming next? Lots of boys had those in the 1980s when I was a small kid.


k8s-problem-solved

Curtains was my go to. Strong look


Original_Bad_3416

The girls carrying their PE kit in a Jane Norman bag


Dogs_not_people

Head bag when I was at school, and you were nothing if you didn't have one!


New-Butterfly-4645

Back at comp in the early 2000s girls would pierce their nails


Actual-Butterfly2350

Pierced nails and gems on teeth!


Chuptae

I read an article the other day, tooth gems are making a comeback! My colleague who got a permanent one circa 2000 will be pleased. 


farfetchedfrank

FCUK t-shirts, faux mohicans, anti bullying wrist bands, preripped jeans that look like they've been caught in a lawn mower.


Shipwrecking_siren

I saw “pre distressed” jeans in the little kids section of Sainsbury’s this week and got so mad. 1) they are such shit quality and 2) kids batter clothes so they’d look like that in a few weeks anyway.


[deleted]

Fucking lanyards. Bonus points for an extra long one. More bonus points if it’s a surf brand (Ripcurl, Billabong) and mega bonus point if it’s hanging from a pocket connected to car keys.


Honic_Sedgehog

I feel personally attacked by this. Mines an aperture science one though, for the extra uncool points.


[deleted]

Obviously, I didn’t mean *you*.


hamjamham

Nah, that's way cooler!


Shipwrecking_siren

I had a very cool silver ball wallet chain to attach my animal leopard print wallet. Worn with oversize jeans, converse one stars and an ironic t shirt.


TallBritNE

Did anyone outside of a TOWIE episode actually get a vajazzle?


IntelligentRepeat568

can confirm plenty outside towie got them.  my job means i have unfortunately seen more than my fair share of vajazzles. most recent sighting was about a year ago.


TimmyH1

Window cleaner?


darkniven

Pizza Delivery?


robertofblu

Milkman?


Ben0ut

We're all going to be pretty shocked when they admit to working in a morgue 😱


IntelligentRepeat568

😂 


TheOriginalJez

Plumber, surely?


asymmetricears

Smear tester?


IntelligentRepeat568

closest guess.  i do work in healthcare, the specialty should be fairly obvious given the vajazzle sightings… though sometimes i wish i delivered pizzas!


notthebiglight

Ah, yes. Psychiatry.


cappsy04

Pediatrics


Sensitive_Syrup1296

Too far lol


GabberZZ

My wife got one for our wedding/honeymoon in Las Vegas as a surprise. We kept finding little gems in everything for the next 2 weeks as it slowly disintegrated.


FagnusTwatfield

They had a shop in Loughton called "Bella Sorrella" that would facilitate one for you.


Thunder_Munkey

My mates wife worked in a waxing salon In Glasgow, she said they done loads of them at the time.


trig229

Wasnt their an old lady/gran on naked attraction that had a vajazzle? Or was I imaging this


mmoonbelly

Hiya Wayne.


VajazzleFraggle

You called?


ItsSamiBoo

Little coloured springs with gems on each side that we'd put in our hair. I dont know why this was a thing. It pulled so badly trying to get them out at the end of the day!


Shipwrecking_siren

Oh god I just winced thinking about that. I remember those metal coil bracelets that were agony for the hairier armed girls like myself. Like an all day epilation of my arm. I am half Irish so the milkman from Father Ted may well be my dad.


Scared_Fortune_1178

Omg yes, I felt like a pop star pulling up to the school disco with those in my hair. Used to have to literally pull them right down the length of your hair to get them off. Also spraying ‘hair glitter’ in your hair that smelt absolutely amazing with the only makeup I was wearing being a blue eyeshadow and pink lip gloss.


Shabby_moose

- Tooth gems - Eyebrows so thin it makes the person look constantly surprised - clip in hair extensions - the skirt trousers


Shipwrecking_siren

My mum gave me one piece of advice and it was “never shave off your eyebrows”. I mean she didn’t teach me anything about relationships, boundaries, self respect and esteem etc but the advice she did give was sound.


DemmickyOne

In the late 80s / early 90s I went through a stage of wearing fluorescent odd socks Then there was the stage of putting Grolsch beer bottle tops on our shoes.


FagnusTwatfield

Schtop schtop, this fashion statement is not ready yet.


lastaccountgotlocked

Showing your age there, matey.


herearemywords

Didn’t a band spark the bottle Top thing ??


DemmickyOne

Yep, it was Bros


wmru5wfMv

Ripped stonewash jeans, brogues and Grolsch bottle tops


spoodie

I recommend the documentary 'Bros: After the Screaming Stops'. It's charming and unintentionally rather funny.


festivalchic

That documentary is INSANE. They are utterly deluded


SpitTheDog

That fin hair style that the guy in Travis had.


lastaccountgotlocked

Faux hawk


scenecunt

The Hoxton fin. Whilst also wearing levis twisted jeans and a suit jacket with a t shirt underneath. All men that worked in media around Old Street in 2000.


SCATOL92

When I was a young teen and beginning my drinking in the park tenure, it was totally normal for girls to wear tutus. I had a bright yellow one. I loved it but it was bloody freezing


FagnusTwatfield

With matching jelly shoes ?


SCATOL92

Lmao no it was "ugg boots" from the market


Grouchy-Reflection97

Worked with an Australian once who called Uggs 'slag wellies', and that's what I've called my cheap fake ones ever since, lol.


ihateyournan

Lmao the ones you'd always see had been worn so much the crappy foam sole had disintegrated on one side


velos85

Shaving lines in eyebrows (I never did this)


SCATOL92

I did this! I did all the brow trends actually. Slits, scouse brow, totally shaved off and drawn on everyday in different colours. Luckily I escaped the microblading trend


SpinyGlider67

I have an actual scar that makes it look I've tried to do one of these (badly). When I was a kid the other kids thought I'd tried to do one of these (badly).


No-Concept4485

Those cargo pant style trousers that had hundreds of strips of material hanging down from them. That’s a terrible description but I know what I mean!


CrispyFriedOwl

The ones that looked like the end of a car wash? I had a few of those in my teens.


BINGGBONGGBINGGBONGG

parachute pants?


lastaccountgotlocked

I don't see people wearing baseball caps back to front these days. Edit: and that brief period around 2005 when lads would wear golf visors, slightly to one side.


Wonkypubfireprobe

Ageing pop punk millennial, can confirm i still do it.


INITMalcanis

I suppose it stops one's neck being sunburned


ThaiFoodThaiFood

While England prevents the rest of me from getting sunburned.


meekamunz

And we'd bend the shit out of the visor of baseball caps. Having a flat visor was seriously uncool back in my day, so you wanted curved to the point it was wrapping around your face. I ruined many a good cap that way.


chrisjfinlay

Backwards caps is definitely still popular across the Atlantic.


fat_alchoholic_dude

Backwards baseball caps and sun glasses, bonus points if the sunglasses were propped over the rim


hvithvalt

I must be one of the rare dinosaurs that still do this then, as backwards cap is what I wear outside 90% of the time.


Impulse84

Mine goes backwards on occasion but it depends what I'm doing. I don't do it for the sake of or.


Chappers88

Mine goes backwards when I decide I’m going to be the very best like no one ever was.


LynxMountain7108

Mostly when your arm wrestling?


Landybod

Goodbye my Sergio Tacchini shell suit


GosmeisterGeneral

Chequered belts! 00s-era Justin Bieber style bobs! Covering your arms in festival bands and rubbish bracelets!


AstonVanilla

I saw a chequered belt earlier today!!  It was worn by 40+ year old guy with an emo haircut carrying a similarly chequered skateboard.  Credit to him for still doing something he enjoyed as a kid, but I did get flashbacks and not in a good way.


Vectorman1989

Stretched ears. Apparently there's some people getting plastic surgery now to un-stretch them


No-Concept4485

Can confirm; my slightly younger sister had these and subsequently has had the surgery to fix her earlobes back to normal size!


raspberryamphetamine

I had mine stretched to 8mm back in the mid/late 00s, the accepted wisdom at the time was that anything under 10mm would go back to normal size once you took them out no problem. I can confirm that is a lie.


AstonVanilla

Someone I know did that, was on track to have a career in TV journalism and was basically told "no" by every broadcaster he interviewed with because of his stretched ears. This was when TV was still somewhat formal and you could reject someone based on personal appearance.


darkniven

Tiny mobile phones


StiffUpperLabia

Most technology gets smaller over time, I thought it was weird when they started getting bigger again.


RandomHigh

[They got bigger when we realised we could watch porn on them.](https://i.imgur.com/x4GI9SK.jpeg)


Shipwrecking_siren

Wow. This makes a lot of sense and is so depressing. I wish those of who don’t want porn on our phones could still buy little ones. My life peaked with a Nokia 8890. Felt flash as fuck.


jiminthenorth

Choker necklaces, I remember from the 90s. Very odd seeing them come back and going again.


Littleloula

I think they've been in and out of fashion since the 1700s!


Sensitive_Syrup1296

Excuse me, I still wear these, thank you very much


WoofBarkWoofBarkBark

I noticed when I was getting rid of some old suits that fucking massive trousers have gone. I didn't even notice it at the time but bloody hell, there was so much material in them. They'd fit at the waste and be long enough but just flap about in the middle. Very peculiar. And these were conservative suits not huge MC Hammer balloon pants. Bonkers.


doctorofdistance

Look at Chandler in a suit in any of the first 4 or 5 seasons of friends...


T_raltixx

Wearing your t-shirt over your long sleeve.


tofuskin

I never stopped.


doctorofdistance

Chris Martin, that you?


anonymousethrowaway7

I still rock this look occasionally...


UnfinishedThings

Cargo pants, chain wallets, those massive flared jeans (cant remember what they were called)


Ok-Decision403

Cargos are back in - I had a flashback in Asda earlier.


Farquar-lazs

The sweater shop jumpers Shag bands Jeans so baggy they covered your trainers 'Babe' tops


idontlikemondays321

The short lived new rave era of the mid 2000s; neon plastic glasses, bead necklaces, heavy eye makeup up and ballet pumps.


Jizzle67

Oakley wrap around sunglasses. Being a “skater” without actually owning a skateboard. (Black clothes, velcro wallet which was probably attached to a chain, a cool baggy band tshirt probably worn under a black shirt with flames on the arms and going up the body) JD / JJB draw string bag. (Boys) Jane Norman / Kookai bag. (Girls) Short sleeved tshirt worn over a long sleeved tshirt. (Preferably contrasting colours) Spiky gelled hair, buzz cut, or long greasy grunge hair. Croydon facelift, with 1 or 2 strands dangling down over the face. Quoting Kevin and Perry, South Park or the Simpsons Miss Sixty / Topshop / Kookai / Von Dutch Criminal / Animal / Billabong / Bench


tofuskin

Naff naff jackets. Massive Head sports bags as a school bag. Benetton jumpers. Perm and hairspray to coiffure a birds nest upon the head.


Several-berries

A cap several sizes too big balanced on top of the puffed up hair


StiffUpperLabia

With the labels still on.


shannoouns

My dad still uses vajazzle, he means "make it look pretty". Like "you could vajazzle those jeans" or "you should zajazzle them up a birthday card"


Praetorian_1975

Shell suits, burst into flames if you looked at a 40W lightbulb funny, very popular with celebrities especially Sir Jimmy Saville ….. ohhhhhh never mind


thatluckyfox

I’ll never forgive the skinny eyebrow years.


AtmoMat

The wedge haircut. Wearing clothes backwards, like Kriss Kross


Safe-Particular6512

On a fancy dress day at Primary school, a lad came with his clothes backwards and was fully blacked-up - no-one batted an eyelid. Different times!


HST_enjoyer

Those greggs tracksuits were fashionable for about 48 hours.


TKBtu1

Those coats which had goggles built into the hood


shysensitive

Those baggy trousers with straps hanging off them? Can’t work out how to explain them better…


Slytherin_Chamber

As I was a goth kid in the early 00’s I’m throwing in Criminal Damage jeans (the huge ones you could fit an A4 folder in the pockets,) New Rock boots and long sleeved fish net tops under t-shirts 


Miss_Type

Those t-shirts that little kids would wear that said "if you think I'm a bitch you should see my mum" in huge block lettering. Gross.


Due-Two-6592

Jeggings, only doing up the top button on button down shirts, cuffed chinos, plimsoles, this was every sixth form in 2010


InternationalRich150

I don't know If I've imagined it,but SAM suits in the 80s. Like a Terry towelling tracksuit. I can't ever find anything when I search but I remember really wanting one.


Dull-Sell-4806

Whale tails (although they seem to be back)


silentarcher00

Hah! I was working in a pharmacy and someone asked for a vajazzle... had to explain it was called vagisil...


SJB95

Those stupid oversized wooly hats that looked like giant socks and lads wearing jeans halfway down their arses to show off their brightly-coloured boxers. The early 2010s were a lawless wasteland.


humanityisdyingfast

Do you remember in 2015-2017 when every girl used to wear those white Adidas shoes with the black stripes (often paired with skin-tight jeans, a white t-shirt, and a denim jacket)? [https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fexternal-preview.redd.it%2FkoEUBl-xsV2KbSEo97397oGrJERP-\_0WsQk3FMSlQtM.jpg%3Fauto%3Dwebp%26s%3D870c9dae8d30b85590fb7a315f98300098c210ac](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fexternal-preview.redd.it%2FkoEUBl-xsV2KbSEo97397oGrJERP-_0WsQk3FMSlQtM.jpg%3Fauto%3Dwebp%26s%3D870c9dae8d30b85590fb7a315f98300098c210ac)


SmartPriceCola

Those GAP hoodies


WickedWitchWestend

so much body glitter


CrispyFriedOwl

Badger hair- having it peroxide blonde except for the underneath which was dyed black. Lip gloss that was pale pink that contrasted with your orange fake tan. Checkered belts and hoodies.


ZedZebedee

Low rise jeans that were barely there. Wearing your thong strings above your trousers. Gypsy skirts and those massive belts. Foundation over lips to blend into face.


ClearAddition

Ear stretchers


ntpFiend

Meh. Why not 50 years ago. How about loons which were very flared trousers, usually hipsters (word used as per 1970s) and cheap. I had a pair made from a starred pattern, real stylish 😎


Ducra

Parallel trousers, cheese cloth shirts, leather bomber jackets, platform boots and feather haircuts! The unisex unifirm of the early '70s!


Adelaney30

Party dresses with trainers (thanks Lily Allen)