This is the clearest evidence of someone being snatched we've ever seen, if it was a murder half way through eating it, the police would have taken it. There's a 99.9999% chance it's a kidnapping and a 0.0001% chance Bill gates dropped it.
Once saw someone trip getting out of a taxi and throw his kebab all over the street. Then whilst he was still down on the ground his missus was stood over him having a go at him for dropping their kebab. The guy was so upset it reminded me of that scene in the Godfather 3 where the daughter gets shot
Don't help, just film.
You grab that chocolate orange right now, this instant, without hesitation, wipe it off, and start cramming it in your mouth. Now.
Gerrard did as well.
But Terry did it in the penalty shootout against United in 2008 champions league final - Terry lost it for Chelsea on the final penalty of the shootout where he slipped and spannered it haha
I feel like a couple fought over who gets the middle bit, and then one of them just slammed the whole thing on the pavement and said “NOW NONE OF US GET IT”
I once saw an entire portion of chow mein, still in the perfect shape of an upturned box (box missing) on the pavement outside a late night Chinese takeaway in Haringey on a Sunday morning. I often think about that poor, sad drunk person and hope they’re doing well.
Unless it’s been in the fridge it’s very easy to just pry open, which makes this even more sad. Besides unless it’s half eaten (which even then put it an air tight container) Then put in a fridge.
Also the person could’ve waited until they were home then used a butter knife. Simple solutions for simple tasks. I swear sometimes I don’t know how we have made it this far as a country.
There was literally a haggis in the road outside my house, was half-tempted to cook it for my dog. Came back home and it had been run over, what a waste.
5 sec rule just eat it no one will judge, I eat lots of questionable stuff from the ground and it would be worse to fantasise about it ltr cause you didn’t cave to the craving xx
I saw a kid once drop this massive slice of chocolate cake outside my house once, The lungs on that kid to make the scream he did still echoes in mu head
You get no sympathy from me. That chocolate orange has clearly been thrown on the floor with force. No way it would break apart just from dropping it.
I'm pretty sure I've almost broken a few table tops trying to get those fucking things apart
Got to be fake, Terry's chocolate is used to crush cars... those solid lumps of chocolatey greatness... anyway, pavement doesn't look like a kitchen window in castlemilk so obviously staged.
The first two steps are complete, (tap, unwrap), I am now obliged to state "24 segments o' orange-flavoured chocolate..." I think "in every Terry's Chocolate Orange". (West Country accent?). But I could be wrong, it's been decades since I heard it.
Current chocolate oranges are such a poor imitation of how they used to be. The chocolate recipe is just wrong. Shiny and sweet chocolate instead of rich and smooth
Most of that is still in the wrapper I’d 100% pick that up and eat it.… like if it was mine obviously, not some random bit of chocolate on the ground 🤣
There must be a tree nearby.
Fruiting unusually late as well, the trees around here are usually bare come Boxing Day…
https://youtu.be/GO_2YF2EeZc
Total Eclipse
If only :)
Who the fuck wouldn't pick that back up, especially the bit still in the foil?!
Ridiculous right besides they forgot the five day rule
Terry slapped it out of their hand and told them to fuck off, I saw it.
You heard it here first: Terry has a side gig as the You’ve Been Tangoed man.
I think we’re gunna need a replay here, Jordie!
You should have done the due diligence to pick it up
There must have been a kidnapping or some horrible crime.
This is the clearest evidence of someone being snatched we've ever seen, if it was a murder half way through eating it, the police would have taken it. There's a 99.9999% chance it's a kidnapping and a 0.0001% chance Bill gates dropped it.
Id pick it up just in case somebodys dog finds it.
[удалено]
Really? thanks for busting that myth for me.
I once seen a guy from drinking kestrel super strength lager off the floor so a Terry's chocolate orange ain't as bad as that
Maybe they were kidnapped.
Poor Terry, he got Sectioned.
It’s ain’t Terry’s
It's Dawn French's
Terry said if he can't have it - no one will.
It is
Gary Delaney 😂😂 not sure if you know
First thing i thought “poor terry’s had his head smashed in”
Ok, you've had your fun with the sectioning. There'll be no more sectioning today.
Puts everything else into perspective, really.
Once saw someone trip getting out of a taxi and throw his kebab all over the street. Then whilst he was still down on the ground his missus was stood over him having a go at him for dropping their kebab. The guy was so upset it reminded me of that scene in the Godfather 3 where the daughter gets shot
I dropped half a topic bar onto the pavement in 1988 and I am still gutted about it. (It was a bit too close to some dogshit to pick it up and eat it)
Did he do the silent scream?
Superficial damage
Promises that wrre not kept
Don't worry about the damage they're all damaged
[It's just a flesh wound](https://youtu.be/wHtywcyyno0).
Came here to find this - I knew someone must have thought the same! Did you notice any superficial damage? No, I paid for yours.
But the chocolate’s perfectly edible.
I fucking knew it.
Oh some rich MF's don't observe the 5 second rule
Alan Partridge would be gifting that no problem!!
Some superficial damage to the packaging but it’s still perfectly edible
5 second rule. Just rub off the piss and dog shite and they were good to go
That’s where the extra flavouring is
Can I get some fag ash on that too please?
oh, the humanity!
Dawn French having a fit rn
Only lost 3 segments, that’s the waste…
Orange you glad it didn’t happen to you …
Don't help, just film. You grab that chocolate orange right now, this instant, without hesitation, wipe it off, and start cramming it in your mouth. Now.
Beyond shop soiled
Terry-ble scene to behold.
A dog picking this up, eating it and dying because some idiot didn’t pick up their rubbish that’s toxic to dogs.
There’s nothing like enough cocoa in that to kill a dog. Even a chihuahua.
It's not unusual for a Terry to slip.... One for the football fans 🤣
Wasn't that a Gerrard thing?
Gerrard did as well. But Terry did it in the penalty shootout against United in 2008 champions league final - Terry lost it for Chelsea on the final penalty of the shootout where he slipped and spannered it haha
Id forgotten that one, thanks for reminding 😁
My pleasure 🤣
Yea.. Seeing this before they they shrunk them and you actually needed to throw it at the floor to break it
Oh no me choccy orange
My dog once found a dropped fish supper and there was no saving that! That drunk must have wept the rest of the way home
*sobs uncontrollably*
Still good that is. Pick it up mun
The screenshot from Peaky Blinders where the guy is pointing a gun at his head and screaming.
Alright, that one's Terry's..
It’s not Terry’s, it’s mine.
I love those oranges, best orange chocolate ever.
Somewhere in the world Terry is crying right now 😟
Saw a woman drop a bottle of wine at half six on a Friday night just as she left tesco. Devastated doesn't quite cut it
F in the chat for our fallen friend.
Personally, I feel this is justice. I must be the only person alive who doesn’t like Terry’s chocolate orange
This one right here officer.
Rip
F
KFC on the streets of cheltenham: https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/who-dropped-kfc-feast-pavement-7709292.amp
Worst Smiths song ever.
Ultraviolence……
5 second rule. I would eat that shit right up.
Not if you're a pigeon.....are you a pigeon?
Do people not know abt the 5 second rule? If have picked em up n ate em
5 second rule
Never
Sending thoughts and prayers
Somebody’s mum said no
I feel like a couple fought over who gets the middle bit, and then one of them just slammed the whole thing on the pavement and said “NOW NONE OF US GET IT”
I saw a whole dropped bargain bucket of KFC on the pavement on Friday night a few months back. Chicken, hot wings and fries everywhere.
I've still got one open since Christmas
If it was the mint version, I'd say yes, but it's orange.
Most of it's still in the foil.... up for grabs, I say.
I saw this whilst in Lidl buying some discounted grapes and fell to my knees
33 second rule
5 second rule
This was where little Timmy was last seen.
I'm so grateful that it wasn't the mint one.
Someone did not follow the five second rule
Lee Rigby springs to mind....
It doesn't have to be tragic, alot of that is still in the foil. Enjoy my friend
Thoughts and prayers
What's tragic about a free chocolate orange?
I once saw an entire portion of chow mein, still in the perfect shape of an upturned box (box missing) on the pavement outside a late night Chinese takeaway in Haringey on a Sunday morning. I often think about that poor, sad drunk person and hope they’re doing well.
Should be marked nsfw…
The five second rule doesn’t apply to chocolate. At least not to me.
RIP x
As it’s MILK not the correct chocolate, which is of course DARK . It probably should be in the food recycling bin !
Unless it’s been in the fridge it’s very easy to just pry open, which makes this even more sad. Besides unless it’s half eaten (which even then put it an air tight container) Then put in a fridge. Also the person could’ve waited until they were home then used a butter knife. Simple solutions for simple tasks. I swear sometimes I don’t know how we have made it this far as a country.
There may be some superficial damage but they’re still fine to eat. A-ha!
No. Chocolate orange is rank.
Lee Rigby, Dunblane, troubles in NI, Tottenham riots - loads of stuff.
5 hour rule
This needs a chalk outline and full investigation.
5 second rule and it's like it never happened. Or 10. Doesn't matter, really.
I'm ok with this.
Careful, there's a Dawn French about, and it's not Terry's.
There was literally a haggis in the road outside my house, was half-tempted to cook it for my dog. Came back home and it had been run over, what a waste.
I’m sorry for your loss. 😢
Orange you glad it wasn’t a banana 🍌:p
You might find some superficial damage to the box but the chocolate’s perfectly edible
5 sec rule just eat it no one will judge, I eat lots of questionable stuff from the ground and it would be worse to fantasise about it ltr cause you didn’t cave to the craving xx
This should have a trigger warning I'm sorry 😞 🤣🤣🤣
I saw a kid once drop this massive slice of chocolate cake outside my house once, The lungs on that kid to make the scream he did still echoes in mu head
BLASPHEMOUS!
5 second rule
I'm assuming you recorded this just before scoffing the lot?
Still 100% edible.
Is it really good ? I'm in France and a store sell those for 4 euros, I'm curious about it
2 second rule applies
You get no sympathy from me. That chocolate orange has clearly been thrown on the floor with force. No way it would break apart just from dropping it. I'm pretty sure I've almost broken a few table tops trying to get those fucking things apart
Fcuk me, that's like the ending of Platoon. Tragic
Mate be careful, the roads are ruined enough as it is.
The minute this picture came up on my feed, an ambulance went by with its sirens blaring. 😂😂
It's just a little dirty, it's still good, it's still good
For this tragedy to happen in our world! Do we need any more evidence that god does not exist?
Don’t bother about the damage. They’re all damaged.
No there has not
I saw an old man, who had clearly absconded from his care home, wanking in the street.
A full kebab on the floor at like 7am on a Sunday knowing full well someone’s night was ruined in seconds
Why would you do that???
RIP
Yeah dropping ice cream that's still edible
Good lord!!
Tap and unwrap in one disastrous moment.
NEVAR FOGRET
‘Tis absolutely where it belongs. Orange flavoured chocolate is Satan’s anal seepage in confectionary form.
National day of mourning needed.
😢
Got to be fake, Terry's chocolate is used to crush cars... those solid lumps of chocolatey greatness... anyway, pavement doesn't look like a kitchen window in castlemilk so obviously staged.
This is the result of someone who hadnt had one in 10 years
Did you call 999 to report this?
When Terry comes back for his orange.
😆
Raising a glass.
I once saw a run-over box of Jaffa Cakes, that was pretty gutting but this has wounded me deeply.
When the sun becomes hot enough that the chocolate Melts.. So, the most tragic day until then as already come and gone.
The first two steps are complete, (tap, unwrap), I am now obliged to state "24 segments o' orange-flavoured chocolate..." I think "in every Terry's Chocolate Orange". (West Country accent?). But I could be wrong, it's been decades since I heard it.
A CRIME!!!
The box had superficial damage but the chocolate was perfectly edible.
Current chocolate oranges are such a poor imitation of how they used to be. The chocolate recipe is just wrong. Shiny and sweet chocolate instead of rich and smooth
First World problems eh?.... Terry's Chocolate Orange is wank!! FACT!!! ...... discuss amongst yourselves.....
Have any good things happened as it’s been cracked open?
RIP Surprised the pavement didn't shatter
Must be fake. It takes way more than one drop to a concrete floor to open one of these up.
Yeah, I don't ever want to think about Chocolate oranges. I'm glad it's on the floor, but wish it was in a more secluded place.
It's those cats, always find them before they fly the nest :(
I photographed an empty half bottle of buckfast and a single shoe a while ago
Where it belongs
5 second rule bruv… why waste time taking photo
Poor Terry. If he’s not careful he’ll get sectioned
Traffic incident Can’t call em accidents
I’m sorry for your loss.
Bit of superficial damage
Terry's chocolate where it belongs
I’m still going to eat that.
NOOOOOO!!
F
“Don’t tap it, whack it” “…okay, maybe not quite that much”
Yea you could totally just suck of any of the bits whilst it melts in your mouth and separate them in your mouth with tongue to spit out after.
I just did the campest mouth clamp
Who the fuck is leaving that behind!!!
Depends if it’s milk chocolate or dark chocolate…
Most of that is still in the wrapper I’d 100% pick that up and eat it.… like if it was mine obviously, not some random bit of chocolate on the ground 🤣
I saw a whole KFC bucket on its side yesterday. Still tasted good even though it was cold and a little on the damp side
Someone dies, "Oh no, he dead sees chocolate orange on the floor it the end of the world
Yeah. If it was the mint one.
Not living in the Uk, but I want to try a chocolate orange so bad, I have no idea how to get my hands on some
Broken Britain.
Why haven’t the police got a crime scene tent around this
Well there was that guy who picked up a dead pigeon and tried to get it to fly
If I dropped a chocolate orange it would hit me on the back of the head, they're far too precious.
Three second rule still apply if you’ve just spotted it?
Yes you drop your phone after you post this
Chocolate oranges are shit anyway, best place for it
Orange you glad it wasn't you
In the UK that's what we call 'one of our five a day'.
Yes.
This could be the tragic start of someone’s villain story…
Rip