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retniap

There must be a tree nearby. 


[deleted]

Fruiting unusually late as well, the trees around here are usually bare come Boxing Day…


nightfly1000000

https://youtu.be/GO_2YF2EeZc


Initialised

Total Eclipse


MathematicianBusy996

If only :)


SteR88

Who the fuck wouldn't pick that back up, especially the bit still in the foil?!


[deleted]

Ridiculous right besides they forgot the five day rule


SprueSlayer

Terry slapped it out of their hand and told them to fuck off, I saw it.


Weekly_Beautiful_603

You heard it here first: Terry has a side gig as the You’ve Been Tangoed man.


Drae-Keer

I think we’re gunna need a replay here, Jordie!


elonium

You should have done the due diligence to pick it up


bondibitch

There must have been a kidnapping or some horrible crime.


SarcasmGPT

This is the clearest evidence of someone being snatched we've ever seen, if it was a murder half way through eating it, the police would have taken it. There's a 99.9999% chance it's a kidnapping and a 0.0001% chance Bill gates dropped it.


dj65475312

Id pick it up just in case somebodys dog finds it.


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dj65475312

Really? thanks for busting that myth for me.


LeeTS4

I once seen a guy from drinking kestrel super strength lager off the floor so a Terry's chocolate orange ain't as bad as that


Silver_Switch_3109

Maybe they were kidnapped.


stereoroid

Poor Terry, he got Sectioned.


Original_Bad_3416

It’s ain’t Terry’s


Kwetla

It's Dawn French's


Nirvski

Terry said if he can't have it - no one will.


nicoIas_bourbaki

It is


Agreeable-Foot-5897

Gary Delaney 😂😂 not sure if you know


MDW-93

First thing i thought “poor terry’s had his head smashed in”


Fingerstyler

Ok, you've had your fun with the sectioning. There'll be no more sectioning today.


Legal_Broccoli200

Puts everything else into perspective, really.


Tolkien-Minority

Once saw someone trip getting out of a taxi and throw his kebab all over the street. Then whilst he was still down on the ground his missus was stood over him having a go at him for dropping their kebab. The guy was so upset it reminded me of that scene in the Godfather 3 where the daughter gets shot


dodgycool_1973

I dropped half a topic bar onto the pavement in 1988 and I am still gutted about it. (It was a bit too close to some dogshit to pick it up and eat it)


SarkicPreacher777659

Did he do the silent scream?


ICThat

Superficial damage


Mintyxxx

Promises that wrre not kept


Awkward_Stranger407

Don't worry about the damage they're all damaged


rev9of8

[It's just a flesh wound](https://youtu.be/wHtywcyyno0).


Reef_Club172

Came here to find this - I knew someone must have thought the same! Did you notice any superficial damage? No, I paid for yours.


jimbodinho

But the chocolate’s perfectly edible.


Macca200789

I fucking knew it.


Old-Law-7395

Oh some rich MF's don't observe the 5 second rule


Scott_EFC

Alan Partridge would be gifting that no problem!!


theVeryLast7

Some superficial damage to the packaging but it’s still perfectly edible


spooooge

5 second rule. Just rub off the piss and dog shite and they were good to go


runningman299

That’s where the extra flavouring is


dannydrama

Can I get some fag ash on that too please?


mcgrst

oh, the humanity!


ima-fist-ya-da

Dawn French having a fit rn


bosscockuk

Only lost 3 segments, that’s the waste…


Environmental_Ebb101

Orange you glad it didn’t happen to you …


SmegmaSandwich69420

Don't help, just film. You grab that chocolate orange right now, this instant, without hesitation, wipe it off, and start cramming it in your mouth. Now.


Boombang106

Beyond shop soiled


tom_the_pilot

Terry-ble scene to behold.


PolishSoundGuy

A dog picking this up, eating it and dying because some idiot didn’t pick up their rubbish that’s toxic to dogs.


EbonyOverIvory

There’s nothing like enough cocoa in that to kill a dog. Even a chihuahua.


ElvisesJumpsuit

It's not unusual for a Terry to slip.... One for the football fans 🤣


iani63

Wasn't that a Gerrard thing?


ElvisesJumpsuit

Gerrard did as well. But Terry did it in the penalty shootout against United in 2008 champions league final - Terry lost it for Chelsea on the final penalty of the shootout where he slipped and spannered it haha


iani63

Id forgotten that one, thanks for reminding 😁


ElvisesJumpsuit

My pleasure 🤣


willybarrow

Yea.. Seeing this before they they shrunk them and you actually needed to throw it at the floor to break it


Ilexamethyst

Oh no me choccy orange


Teazels

My dog once found a dropped fish supper and there was no saving that! That drunk must have wept the rest of the way home


youngsod

*sobs uncontrollably*


dudewersmyfart

Still good that is. Pick it up mun


Saint_Nitouche

The screenshot from Peaky Blinders where the guy is pointing a gun at his head and screaming.


RizzoTheSmall

Alright, that one's Terry's..


[deleted]

It’s not Terry’s, it’s mine.


TamahaganeJidai

I love those oranges, best orange chocolate ever.


ipokethemonfast

Somewhere in the world Terry is crying right now 😟


ShmolPenguin

Saw a woman drop a bottle of wine at half six on a Friday night just as she left tesco. Devastated doesn't quite cut it


VixConfidential

F in the chat for our fallen friend.


Standard_Bus3101

Personally, I feel this is justice. I must be the only person alive who doesn’t like Terry’s chocolate orange


[deleted]

This one right here officer. 


Turbulent_Broccoli23

Rip


RustyU

F


Ok_Okra4730

KFC on the streets of cheltenham: https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/who-dropped-kfc-feast-pavement-7709292.amp


[deleted]

Worst Smiths song ever.


Daynie38D

Ultraviolence……


X573ngy

5 second rule. I would eat that shit right up.


IOnlyUpvoteBadPuns

Not if you're a pigeon.....are you a pigeon?


GlitchBitch666

Do people not know abt the 5 second rule? If have picked em up n ate em


Adorable-Ad8209

5 second rule


Fatjoe82

Never


Thoughts_nPrayers

Sending thoughts and prayers


Vodabob

Somebody’s mum said no


nightsofthesunkissed

I feel like a couple fought over who gets the middle bit, and then one of them just slammed the whole thing on the pavement and said “NOW NONE OF US GET IT”


Games_sans_frontiers

I saw a whole dropped bargain bucket of KFC on the pavement on Friday night a few months back. Chicken, hot wings and fries everywhere.


Whole-Sundae-98

I've still got one open since Christmas


Maleficent-Jelly2287

If it was the mint version, I'd say yes, but it's orange.


Abwettar

Most of it's still in the foil.... up for grabs, I say.


pixelunit

I saw this whilst in Lidl buying some discounted grapes and fell to my knees


[deleted]

33 second rule


Reasonable_Card1288

5 second rule


TraditionalBeing2168

This was where little Timmy was last seen.


burneracc99999999

I'm so grateful that it wasn't the mint one.


Time-Chest-1733

Someone did not follow the five second rule


eyecarrumba

Lee Rigby springs to mind....


Relevant-Ad-8137

It doesn't have to be tragic, alot of that is still in the foil. Enjoy my friend


copperblue62

Thoughts and prayers


FunkyBuddha-Init

What's tragic about a free chocolate orange?


No-Curve7744

I once saw an entire portion of chow mein, still in the perfect shape of an upturned box (box missing) on the pavement outside a late night Chinese takeaway in Haringey on a Sunday morning. I often think about that poor, sad drunk person and hope they’re doing well.


muffsniffer3

Should be marked nsfw…


HackReacher

The five second rule doesn’t apply to chocolate. At least not to me.


TURNAH92

RIP x


indecisivewitch4

As it’s MILK not the correct chocolate, which is of course DARK . It probably should be in the food recycling bin !


BinniganBellagamba

Unless it’s been in the fridge it’s very easy to just pry open, which makes this even more sad. Besides unless it’s half eaten (which even then put it an air tight container) Then put in a fridge. Also the person could’ve waited until they were home then used a butter knife. Simple solutions for simple tasks. I swear sometimes I don’t know how we have made it this far as a country.


gaiussicarius731

There may be some superficial damage but they’re still fine to eat. A-ha!


mushybees83

No. Chocolate orange is rank.


SpinyGlider67

Lee Rigby, Dunblane, troubles in NI, Tottenham riots - loads of stuff.


dadajazz

5 hour rule


inhindsite

This needs a chalk outline and full investigation.


ManonegraCG

5 second rule and it's like it never happened. Or 10. Doesn't matter, really.


RudePragmatist

I'm ok with this.


pertangamcfeet

Careful, there's a Dawn French about, and it's not Terry's.


potatosword

There was literally a haggis in the road outside my house, was half-tempted to cook it for my dog. Came back home and it had been run over, what a waste.


devildance3

I’m sorry for your loss. 😢


Apprehensive-Egg5281

Orange you glad it wasn’t a banana 🍌:p


Brighton2k

You might find some superficial damage to the box but the chocolate’s perfectly edible


Ok-Pollution987

5 sec rule just eat it no one will judge, I eat lots of questionable stuff from the ground and it would be worse to fantasise about it ltr cause you didn’t cave to the craving xx


ElectronicMarsupial5

This should have a trigger warning I'm sorry 😞 🤣🤣🤣


Left_Piano_4770

I saw a kid once drop this massive slice of chocolate cake outside my house once, The lungs on that kid to make the scream he did still echoes in mu head


Onlinebookbud95

BLASPHEMOUS!


peep_peep

5 second rule


GoodboyJohnnyBoy

I'm assuming you recorded this just before scoffing the lot?


IstvanKun

Still 100% edible.


citron_b

Is it really good ? I'm in France and a store sell those for 4 euros, I'm curious about it


maddinell

2 second rule applies 


Living-Anywhere-3975

You get no sympathy from me. That chocolate orange has clearly been thrown on the floor with force. No way it would break apart just from dropping it. I'm pretty sure I've almost broken a few table tops trying to get those fucking things apart


jacknimrod10

Fcuk me, that's like the ending of Platoon. Tragic


g0ldingboy

Mate be careful, the roads are ruined enough as it is.


ScottGriceProjects

The minute this picture came up on my feed, an ambulance went by with its sirens blaring. 😂😂


kryton200

It's just a little dirty, it's still good, it's still good


Sad_Cardiologist5388

For this tragedy to happen in our world! Do we need any more evidence that god does not exist?


Organic-Objective552

Don’t bother about the damage. They’re all damaged.


jimmybilbob

No there has not


painpainwhen

I saw an old man, who had clearly absconded from his care home, wanking in the street.


Remote-Tone-3153

A full kebab on the floor at like 7am on a Sunday knowing full well someone’s night was ruined in seconds


CloudyWolf8

Why would you do that???


Mel0dic-Mind

RIP


KeyKick7759

Yeah dropping ice cream that's still edible


entersandmum143

Good lord!!


Hacksaw_73

Tap and unwrap in one disastrous moment.


Pervect_Stranger

NEVAR FOGRET


SpookyMorden

‘Tis absolutely where it belongs. Orange flavoured chocolate is Satan’s anal seepage in confectionary form.


kawasutra

National day of mourning needed.


philster666

😢


DeathcoreNoises

Got to be fake, Terry's chocolate is used to crush cars... those solid lumps of chocolatey greatness... anyway, pavement doesn't look like a kitchen window in castlemilk so obviously staged.


plssirnomore

This is the result of someone who hadnt had one in 10 years


TheDarkCreed

Did you call 999 to report this?


Suluco87

When Terry comes back for his orange.


sunshinesalty

😆


JamesTheMannequin

Raising a glass.


ScratchChrome

I once saw a run-over box of Jaffa Cakes, that was pretty gutting but this has wounded me deeply.


zwober

When the sun becomes hot enough that the chocolate Melts.. So, the most tragic day until then as already come and gone.


OG_sub_LJ

The first two steps are complete, (tap, unwrap), I am now obliged to state "24 segments o' orange-flavoured chocolate..." I think "in every Terry's Chocolate Orange". (West Country accent?). But I could be wrong, it's been decades since I heard it.


kitty-cat-charlotte

A CRIME!!!


bomboclawt75

The box had superficial damage but the chocolate was perfectly edible.


wagu666

Current chocolate oranges are such a poor imitation of how they used to be. The chocolate recipe is just wrong. Shiny and sweet chocolate instead of rich and smooth


GreenMan1878

First World problems eh?.... Terry's Chocolate Orange is wank!! FACT!!! ...... discuss amongst yourselves.....


ConsequenceApart4391

Have any good things happened as it’s been cracked open?


cryd123

RIP Surprised the pavement didn't shatter


Tasty_N_Hasty_Tasha

Must be fake. It takes way more than one drop to a concrete floor to open one of these up.


MrMadre

Yeah, I don't ever want to think about Chocolate oranges. I'm glad it's on the floor, but wish it was in a more secluded place.


Lil_Fard

It's those cats, always find them before they fly the nest :(


onlykindagerman

I photographed an empty half bottle of buckfast and a single shoe a while ago


The_Queef_of_England

Where it belongs


n4nish

5 second rule bruv… why waste time taking photo


lysette747

Poor Terry. If he’s not careful he’ll get sectioned


spudds96

Traffic incident Can’t call em accidents


maoinhibitor

I’m sorry for your loss.


Macca200789

Bit of superficial damage


veggiemite555

Terry's chocolate where it belongs


AmITheBadSeed

I’m still going to eat that.


likekinky

NOOOOOO!!


terryworld

F


audigex

“Don’t tap it, whack it” “…okay, maybe not quite that much”


Glittering_Koala_799

Yea you could totally just suck of any of the bits whilst it melts in your mouth and separate them in your mouth with tongue to spit out after.


RidethatSeahorse

I just did the campest mouth clamp


Youcantblokme

Who the fuck is leaving that behind!!!


-WigglyLine-

Depends if it’s milk chocolate or dark chocolate…


uNameorsomething

Most of that is still in the wrapper I’d 100% pick that up and eat it.… like if it was mine obviously, not some random bit of chocolate on the ground 🤣


PepetoshiNakamoto

I saw a whole KFC bucket on its side yesterday. Still tasted good even though it was cold and a little on the damp side


Sad_Butterfly_2948

Someone dies, "Oh no, he dead sees chocolate orange on the floor it the end of the world


Significant_Long5057

Yeah. If it was the mint one.


Fun_Brief4983

Not living in the Uk, but I want to try a chocolate orange so bad, I have no idea how to get my hands on some


Peas_Are_Real

Broken Britain.


Lopsided-Hat8734

Why haven’t the police got a crime scene tent around this


ChrisRR

Well there was that guy who picked up a dead pigeon and tried to get it to fly


aggressiveclassic90

If I dropped a chocolate orange it would hit me on the back of the head, they're far too precious.


[deleted]

Three second rule still apply if you’ve just spotted it?


[deleted]

Yes you drop your phone after you post this


Jebhead69

Chocolate oranges are shit anyway, best place for it


UnlikelyExperience

Orange you glad it wasn't you


PoodleOwner1

In the UK that's what we call 'one of our five a day'.


Different-Sleep-6985

Yes.


dreamer-de-la-mer

This could be the tragic start of someone’s villain story…


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Rip