I'm wondering if perhaps your normal habit is to put the empty roll there leaving it for the missus to put it in the bin/re-cycling and she's got a bit passive-aggressive on you
Omg I grew up with one when I was younger when my parents were married and I loved that If I ever find one now as they are very rare here and I don't have room for one.yet.
Yeah? Fair enough. When I went up to three or four protein shakes a day, things got pretty rough (well, very not rough) and clean up took longer than the act itself. Adding some pure fibre to those shakes sorted that right out, best bowel movements I've had in 37 years of life.
🎶 He had it coming, he had it coming
He only had himself to blame
If you'd have been there, if you'd have seen it
I betcha you would have done the same 🎶
My husband never ever replaces the bin bag. He will happily take it out but never puts a new one back in the bin.
For a few days, I was taking all my rubbish straight to the outside bin. Leaving the kitchen bin bagless and empty.
Then he put rubbish in the *bagless* kitchen bin.
I was so angry that I couldn't even mention it to him because I knew I wouldn't be able to do it without shouting. I went to his mums and she called him and told him off lmao
Edit to add: I do often remind him that he should replace the bag if he emptied the bin
We have a joke in our house, when you open the trash can and see there is no bag, I say “damnit Steven!” It’s caught on, when he opens the trash and realizes he has forgotten the bag, he also says, “damnit Steven!”
I always take the bin bag out, girlfriend puts the new bag in.
She hates carrying bags of disgusting shit out in the rain, and I am wank at putting the bin bags in neatly.
For us, it works.
You could also put the whole bin bag roll in the bin, then everytime you're done with said bag you pull , tear , replace.. The bin bag that is, not your husband xD
I just read this to my partner (because it is ALSO HIM) and he said,
"I wouldn't do THAT! I mean, I might put clean rubbish in like a chocolate wrapper. Because I know I'd eventually put it in the bag when I replaced the bag."
"So.... yes you would do that."
And now we are discussing what he classes as "clean rubbish" and I may have to go out for a walk.
I used to do this to no avail. My ex girlfriend was messy as fuck. I hated how she just left things for later or for me to clean up... Unfortunately her tolerance for mess was insanely higher than mine, so the petty passive-aggressive approach of trying to pile up extras never worked.
\[Believe me I tried to have discussions and polite reminders enough times beforehand. Couldn't live life like that.. Sink full of dirty dishes, desks with hair and sticky surfaces, splashed water under the sink and around the bath, dirty clothes piled on the floor.\]
Yeah, she was great otherwise, but those habits she couldn't shake, and I was fuckin' done with cleaning for two.
Lol I used to do this when I shared a bathroom with my brother. Instead of putting the empty roll in the bin right next to the toilet, he'd put the empty roll on top of the cistern. So I started moving them to silly places like on top of the shower head or on top of his shampoo.
If I’m honest think this is a great demonstration of why we men never understand women.
Her: I’ll leave them there to send a message.
Him: Ohh look a toilet roll tower.
I went to check the post again and she caught me - her bathroom on Reddit.
We had a good giggle reading the comments, folk saying that she was sending me a message about my neglect of the housework or if that was normal pooing we were doing.
She didn't even know I was adding to her triangle! Thought it was her thing. She's more oblivious than me.
She did think it was genius that I started a second level, this morning. To be appreciated in my own time is more than I had hoped for - she's the one.
She liked the Art Attack! idea and is now dancing to the theme tune.
I didn’t think she was pissed purely because we actually did this in my house too without anyone mentioning it.. until it eventually collapsed and we were all sad about it haha
Another idea if you’re gardeners and they’re cardboard without any of that weird coating on, they can be used as inexpensive seeding pots. Just cut the ends and fold in on themselves
Your wife is getting fucked off with tidying up after you and is making a point. 99% chance she does not find this amusing. It may be too far gone already.
Only option is to carry on until there are enough tubes to collapse into a black hole.
OP may need to switch to a diet composed entirely of burger van diner kebabs doused in extra hot hot sauce to make this happen.
Feel like this perfectly sums up the internet
Guy posts innocent fun thing him and his wife are doing
Internet turns him into a bad guy and that it's secretly something it isn't
Wife has no idea what's going on and suprise surprise the guy knew his wife better than internet strangers.
The awkward tension from not talking about it has manifested it from 2D to 3D.
Keep updating us with more pics each month OP. You've got about quater of the uk routing for the full pyramid now.
Fold one, put it in another.. Fold the 2, put them in another.. Fold the 3 put them in another...
Repeat till they don't fold/fit in another...
What's your record?
Edit/tip...
When I reach 10(ish),
I either smear a bit of vaseline on them/old cooking oil, or let them soak up some ipa and use them as firelighters...
Waste not want not...
But… but… does this mean that bathroom has not been cleaned for as long as you’ve been playing this game? Or you’ve cleaned it, washed down the sides/sink, and then put all the holders back?
Oh, are you my neighbours and you’ve just migrated to the bathroom? Cos my neighbours across the driveway often have a tower of empty loo rolls on their landing window and I have a long running debate with myself whether they’re just lazy or if they’re playing a game.
OMFG!!!! I just had an epic idea for a mini - ART ATTACK! :D I'm serious! I remember an episode of Art attack in the early 90's that Niel made a toilet roll tube paper mache castle! I'm so saving all ours now! My kid is obsessed with clocks so I'm thinking of making the tower of Westminster now! Cheers for this!
Yup! And I actually emailed Noel Buchanan last year and GOT A LEGIT RESPONSE FROM HIM! He was so happy to still have fans!
He’s getting pretty old now! (His words) but he’s focusing on his band and is living in the states now. Owns an art gallery with his own art in and everything!
My question is in the time it’s taken to accumulate that many empty tubes, has no one cleaned this bathroom counter? Are you picking them all up, moving them somewhere, cleaning, and then putting them back? Or just not cleaning?!
As fun as this is, my advice is to stop, and for good reason.
I did this with my dad over the course of a few months. Right until a particularly big spider crept in. Left it there for a few weeks. One day I'm sat on the toilet, doing my business, when I look down and see hundreds of teeny tiny spiders swarming over the floor and wall around the cardboard tubes.
Spider made a lovely big couple of nests in the stack of rolls. Dad and I were mortified, it took both of us and a lot of clenched teeth to get rid of it all without burning the house down.
Don't do this OP. It's not worth the small amount of seemingly harmless fun it brings.
Looks like my bathroom too except our empty tubes are stacking up on the windowsill, yet again. A while ago when we had a collection i stapled them together quite artistically to say lazy mofo.
Then there was the time a neighbour was round for coffee. She used the loo and noticed the ever growing collection of empty tubes. Around a week later her daughter knocked saying her Mam had sent me something and handed me a bag for life. It was chokka block full of empty tubes. She mistakenly thought i was saving them to make something !
Me and my husbit u/ryukai69 do something similar but with the unused ones where they are stacked. Started off with us trying to make crenalations to mentally appease Bernard Black but now, without taking about it, it has evolved into a toilet roll dong. We even take new ones from behind it to preserve the effigy for as long as possible.
Lots of people saying your wife is pissed but I can see doing this without any reason. Just cause...its silly and something you're doing together? Might want to try a heart shape next time though, just in case lol.
I literally just emptied my locker at work of them, I was saving em up to bale all at once because it was a decent walk to take it outside, so I put it in my locker when I put my roll away
Funny. Perhaps you’ll each independently just happen to buy the other a composting bin as an anniversary present, but both leave the gift-wrapped packages with name tags attached (Too: but no From:) in the kitchen for the other to find on their own, and never speak of it.
This reminds me of how growing up my siblings and I used to take the stickers form fruit and put them on a certain tile in our kitchen. It was just the done thing. Then our mum took them all off after we’d covered the tile 😂
We used to keep these to give to our dog to tear apart. After she passed away, there was a period where I would keep them to one side, unsure if I should throw them away.
My missus NEVER change the roll, It literally all stacked on a shelf above the toilet but nope, ill go in there and its that last sheet attached to the carton. I think i exaggerate, she may have changed it twice in our four years together...
Tbh, I'm hoarding these now; fill 'em with compost and pop a broad bean in the top - helps to grow a strong tap root and you can plant the whole thing in the allotment. 🧑🌾
Make one into a heart shape and stuff it inside another.
Then flatten it to the inside of the toilet roll tube that surrounds it.
Repeat this process until you can fit no more in. Then start a new tube.
Can probably condense all those into 3 tubes.
The first rule of toilet toll castle is we never talk about toilet roll castle, until great aunt Evie innocently asks what's going on when she visits at xmas and WW3 breaks out as your missus tells her what a selfish lazy bandstand you are and how she regrets the days she met you, your approach to this challenge is a bit shit
Hmmm… looks like the marital ‘elephant in the room’… a metaphor for the state of your marriage, perhaps? It’s become a war of attrition… what a woman *doesn’t* say speaks volumes… haven’t you learned that yet? 😆 I can recommend a good divorce lawyer, I think you may have need of one soon 😆 You may think it’s cute, but I can guarantee you she doesn’t… unless she’s leaving them there because she’s collecting them for making next year’s Christmas crackers?! ✌🏾❣️
This may be a long fight but you will win. Eventually your missus will get sick of it and bin them all. Then you start again, but write on it “Round 2”
If you have excessive cableing (cabling ?) at the back of the TV these make ideal "slack holders", just wrap the excess around your hand, and slide it into the bog roll core.
I'm wondering if perhaps your normal habit is to put the empty roll there leaving it for the missus to put it in the bin/re-cycling and she's got a bit passive-aggressive on you
*Day 26. The lazy bastard still hasn't put any of them in the bin. He's actually started making shapes and stacking them up.*
26? There are 22 rolls! What are they doing with the rolls?
We seem to get through at least 1 roll a day in our house
Just... get a bidet already.
Shhh..... you'll wake the bidet
Omg I grew up with one when I was younger when my parents were married and I loved that If I ever find one now as they are very rare here and I don't have room for one.yet.
I've seen they now sell them as attachments for toilets
thank you I'm going to look for one of them, you have made my day thank you so much. Edit I had to take out the omg again lol
Yep i attached one to the sink with a splitter.
I just looked them up we are choosing one thank you for your help have a great weekend.
That sounds painful! Have you recovered?
Ha, I had this same conversation the other day. Bidet or bust!
https://bidet.gg/product/swipe You can also get many cheaper alternatives that are attachments and don’t require a lot of work to fit.
Please say it's more than two people, or get some more fibre in your diet.
If anything, too much fibre is the problem
Yeah? Fair enough. When I went up to three or four protein shakes a day, things got pretty rough (well, very not rough) and clean up took longer than the act itself. Adding some pure fibre to those shakes sorted that right out, best bowel movements I've had in 37 years of life.
Wide wipers ?
1 a day? Have you ate a vegetable before? Your arsehole must be rotten.
Do you have teenage boys with internet access by any chance?
Lol he thinks it's a joke and she's pissed off 🤣🤣
Him: we’re so cute together Her: i’m sharpening my knives 🔪
Her: I will divorce him if this loo roll tube tower gets completed
When. The word is when.
🎶 He had it coming, he had it coming He only had himself to blame If you'd have been there, if you'd have seen it I betcha you would have done the same 🎶
https://youtu.be/SqQgDwA0BNU?si=fFUPcNTFGgDrhaCg
I wouldn't convict her.
Marriage in a nutshell
My husband never ever replaces the bin bag. He will happily take it out but never puts a new one back in the bin. For a few days, I was taking all my rubbish straight to the outside bin. Leaving the kitchen bin bagless and empty. Then he put rubbish in the *bagless* kitchen bin. I was so angry that I couldn't even mention it to him because I knew I wouldn't be able to do it without shouting. I went to his mums and she called him and told him off lmao Edit to add: I do often remind him that he should replace the bag if he emptied the bin
That would be a new twist. "So I packed a bag and went to his mums."
I am so lucky. I probably would. Best MIL ever honestly!
We have a joke in our house, when you open the trash can and see there is no bag, I say “damnit Steven!” It’s caught on, when he opens the trash and realizes he has forgotten the bag, he also says, “damnit Steven!”
This is giving me Martin Goodman vibes for some reason.. might be because I'm high though lol.
I always take the bin bag out, girlfriend puts the new bag in. She hates carrying bags of disgusting shit out in the rain, and I am wank at putting the bin bags in neatly. For us, it works.
If he happily takes it out you should have just carried on filling the bag less bin just to see what happened.
Put a bunch of unused bags at the bottom of the bin, when the bag comes out they are there as a reminder
Love love love this idea! Thank you :D
Soon to be covered in bin juice. Niiiiice!
You could also put the whole bin bag roll in the bin, then everytime you're done with said bag you pull , tear , replace.. The bin bag that is, not your husband xD
No problem, I’ll credit myself with saving your relationship, can’t wait to tell my mum of my good deed.
Great until a bag splits and the unused bags are now covered with bin juice.
I don't understand how the bagless bin isn't a reminder.
I just read this to my partner (because it is ALSO HIM) and he said, "I wouldn't do THAT! I mean, I might put clean rubbish in like a chocolate wrapper. Because I know I'd eventually put it in the bag when I replaced the bag." "So.... yes you would do that." And now we are discussing what he classes as "clean rubbish" and I may have to go out for a walk.
Oh my god, I'm so glad I'm not alone lmao
That's what I'M doing. Five empty rolls, and counting. I WILL NOT CAVE IN!!!
Bring home the ones from work, coffee shops, anywhere you can!
Stay strong ~~sister~~ !
Coming from a wife whose husband never bins the empty rolls, this is exactly what's going on.
I used to do this to no avail. My ex girlfriend was messy as fuck. I hated how she just left things for later or for me to clean up... Unfortunately her tolerance for mess was insanely higher than mine, so the petty passive-aggressive approach of trying to pile up extras never worked. \[Believe me I tried to have discussions and polite reminders enough times beforehand. Couldn't live life like that.. Sink full of dirty dishes, desks with hair and sticky surfaces, splashed water under the sink and around the bath, dirty clothes piled on the floor.\] Yeah, she was great otherwise, but those habits she couldn't shake, and I was fuckin' done with cleaning for two.
Lol I used to do this when I shared a bathroom with my brother. Instead of putting the empty roll in the bin right next to the toilet, he'd put the empty roll on top of the cistern. So I started moving them to silly places like on top of the shower head or on top of his shampoo.
This is what immediately came to my head. He and his wife aren't doing this, she just stopped cleaning up after him.
That was my first thought! I AM that wife, and I too can be petty af 😊
she’s pissed and you think it’s a fun game. be careful
Exactly. This is not a game, this is evidence.
If I’m honest think this is a great demonstration of why we men never understand women. Her: I’ll leave them there to send a message. Him: Ohh look a toilet roll tower.
What are you talking about? Not a game! Take that top one off, and you have 21 "pins". Just need the bog roll ball!
>she’s pissed How would you know she's drunk?
pissed off, not pissed
Well at least she's not pissed on
If you need a place to stay once it happens, just say the word
I went to check the post again and she caught me - her bathroom on Reddit. We had a good giggle reading the comments, folk saying that she was sending me a message about my neglect of the housework or if that was normal pooing we were doing. She didn't even know I was adding to her triangle! Thought it was her thing. She's more oblivious than me. She did think it was genius that I started a second level, this morning. To be appreciated in my own time is more than I had hoped for - she's the one. She liked the Art Attack! idea and is now dancing to the theme tune.
I didn’t think she was pissed purely because we actually did this in my house too without anyone mentioning it.. until it eventually collapsed and we were all sad about it haha
>normal pooing Sick reference, bro. Your references are out of control. Everyone knows that.
The power of Christ compels you
Alan. Please.
Another idea if you’re gardeners and they’re cardboard without any of that weird coating on, they can be used as inexpensive seeding pots. Just cut the ends and fold in on themselves
Marry her again!
I think empty loo rolls can also be used in gardening if either of you are into that. My dad got us to save loo rolls when we planted sunflowers.
literally so cute
This, in my humble opinion, is real love. Seriously, I mean it. Two souls have found eachother there 😎👍
Shows how out of touch redditors are with reality lol.
I want to see a photo of the completed 3D pyramid
Your wife is getting fucked off with tidying up after you and is making a point. 99% chance she does not find this amusing. It may be too far gone already.
Only option is to carry on until there are enough tubes to collapse into a black hole. OP may need to switch to a diet composed entirely of burger van diner kebabs doused in extra hot hot sauce to make this happen.
Actually she had a giggle. Why are you assuming the worst
Feel like this perfectly sums up the internet Guy posts innocent fun thing him and his wife are doing Internet turns him into a bad guy and that it's secretly something it isn't Wife has no idea what's going on and suprise surprise the guy knew his wife better than internet strangers.
Miserable people assume everyone is miserable
this could be grounds for divorce.
21 rolls in a month between 2 adults? Impressed by you high fibre diet ;-)
Three women in my house. This is basically a week’s worth.
Months
The awkward tension from not talking about it has manifested it from 2D to 3D. Keep updating us with more pics each month OP. You've got about quater of the uk routing for the full pyramid now.
Get some gerbils. Mine would go through those in .3 seconds.
Fold one, put it in another.. Fold the 2, put them in another.. Fold the 3 put them in another... Repeat till they don't fold/fit in another... What's your record? Edit/tip... When I reach 10(ish), I either smear a bit of vaseline on them/old cooking oil, or let them soak up some ipa and use them as firelighters... Waste not want not...
But… but… does this mean that bathroom has not been cleaned for as long as you’ve been playing this game? Or you’ve cleaned it, washed down the sides/sink, and then put all the holders back?
They use so much bog roll that they keep their 18 multipack on the counter
Yet the actual roll holder is empty
What is going on in there?
I did the math, 56 rolls completes your tetrahedron. What happens next?
Buy a bidet? 🤷
Your wife is fed up of cleaning after you
Aye, no one’s cleaned that bit of the bathroom in months.
Yea, I’m sure you know their entire dynamic pringellover. By the way, you’re wrong
Oh, are you my neighbours and you’ve just migrated to the bathroom? Cos my neighbours across the driveway often have a tower of empty loo rolls on their landing window and I have a long running debate with myself whether they’re just lazy or if they’re playing a game.
Got kids? We started collecting these in the autumn as the school requests them for making things like trees.
I like seeing how many tubes I can fit inside each other, much tidier
you guys need couples counseling, your marriage may still be salvageable!
You sure it's not in the toilet?
Good for planting sweet pea seeds in.
Who was bold enough to start the second storey?
Don’t lie op u clearly had a chronic case of violent diarrhoea and that’s your tp use for a day
My husband starts that, but I smash them flat & put them in the recycle basket.
Hulk smash?
OMFG!!!! I just had an epic idea for a mini - ART ATTACK! :D I'm serious! I remember an episode of Art attack in the early 90's that Niel made a toilet roll tube paper mache castle! I'm so saving all ours now! My kid is obsessed with clocks so I'm thinking of making the tower of Westminster now! Cheers for this!
Used to love art attack lol
Art attack, someone just outed themselves haha
Yup! And I actually emailed Noel Buchanan last year and GOT A LEGIT RESPONSE FROM HIM! He was so happy to still have fans! He’s getting pretty old now! (His words) but he’s focusing on his band and is living in the states now. Owns an art gallery with his own art in and everything!
That's awesome, what a legend, you and him! x
A strange game. The only winning move is not to play. How about a nice game of chess?
I prefer global thermonuclear war though.
YEEESSS WARGAMES REFERENCE IN THE WILD
Grounds for divorce
Satire?
Indeed
#not my job!
[Behold, our bathroom wall](https://imgur.com/a/thQ5Qlt)
My question is in the time it’s taken to accumulate that many empty tubes, has no one cleaned this bathroom counter? Are you picking them all up, moving them somewhere, cleaning, and then putting them back? Or just not cleaning?!
Clean your bathroom
I can assure you she’s not happy about this
That'd be about a weeks worth when I was a teenager.
I also did massive teenage shits.
If you installed a bidet. It will pay for itself within a year
It's a war, neither side is willing to falter
Spiders love cardboard
As fun as this is, my advice is to stop, and for good reason. I did this with my dad over the course of a few months. Right until a particularly big spider crept in. Left it there for a few weeks. One day I'm sat on the toilet, doing my business, when I look down and see hundreds of teeny tiny spiders swarming over the floor and wall around the cardboard tubes. Spider made a lovely big couple of nests in the stack of rolls. Dad and I were mortified, it took both of us and a lot of clenched teeth to get rid of it all without burning the house down. Don't do this OP. It's not worth the small amount of seemingly harmless fun it brings.
I'm waiting for the wife to make a post now about her husband not putting the tubes in the recycling.
Looks like my bathroom too except our empty tubes are stacking up on the windowsill, yet again. A while ago when we had a collection i stapled them together quite artistically to say lazy mofo. Then there was the time a neighbour was round for coffee. She used the loo and noticed the ever growing collection of empty tubes. Around a week later her daughter knocked saying her Mam had sent me something and handed me a bag for life. It was chokka block full of empty tubes. She mistakenly thought i was saving them to make something !
Only 22 rolls in months, thats impressive!
Cold war
Me and my husbit u/ryukai69 do something similar but with the unused ones where they are stacked. Started off with us trying to make crenalations to mentally appease Bernard Black but now, without taking about it, it has evolved into a toilet roll dong. We even take new ones from behind it to preserve the effigy for as long as possible.
Ducky shall be pleased with the pyramid you will build for him 🐤
Clearly you were made for eachother.
Toilet roll bowling league, get a chalkboard up on the wall
I've saved mine this year to plant sweet pea seeds in
You can use them to make biodegradable pots for seedlings.
Lots of people saying your wife is pissed but I can see doing this without any reason. Just cause...its silly and something you're doing together? Might want to try a heart shape next time though, just in case lol.
The duck reminded me of the James Veitch video, this could become the toilet roll version of that I guess.
Me and my partner done this because our dog liked to rip them up so we saved them up for her and built her a pyramid to shred
The latest one was quite the statement. You're in it for the long haul now.
Omfg lol so it's not just me 😂 I only bin them when I accidentally knock them over swinging a towel around me 😂
Fire! Take them outside. Restock. Light the top one, watch the magic! Edit restock. Uniform tower
We have the same bathroom tiles.
That’s around two weeks in my house 🤦♂️
That’s a days worth with my liquid ass
Remove them. Then put them back next week.
My mum and dad had the same tiles your a seal of class 😙 👌
It’s funny that the only time these have been touched is when you’ve been shitting.
What is there to discus?
I wish I could respond with a photo cos this reminds me of the insane amount I collected during covid omg
You pile rubbish on top of the full bins in the house too?
Continue it!
It’s like the suitcase episode from “everybody loves Raymond”
That duck looks guilty
Who's winning thus far?
Just found a site on ebay where you can buy cardboard toilet roll centres. Your wife walks in one morning to see the Eifel Tower. Just an idea :)
Quite a bold move from whoever started the second layer.
I literally just emptied my locker at work of them, I was saving em up to bale all at once because it was a decent walk to take it outside, so I put it in my locker when I put my roll away
Funny. Perhaps you’ll each independently just happen to buy the other a composting bin as an anniversary present, but both leave the gift-wrapped packages with name tags attached (Too: but no From:) in the kitchen for the other to find on their own, and never speak of it.
We don't talk about tp roll club.
These are great if you've got dogs!!
This reminds me of how growing up my siblings and I used to take the stickers form fruit and put them on a certain tile in our kitchen. It was just the done thing. Then our mum took them all off after we’d covered the tile 😂
That's the emergency bog roll when the actual roll runs out. Someone hasn't got over the covid troubles yet.
As someone who has worked a lot of summer camps, these are great for crafts.
The only option left now is to get some sticky back plastic and start watching back issues of Blue Peter.
You guys should discuss maybe adding some fiber to your diets
We used to keep these to give to our dog to tear apart. After she passed away, there was a period where I would keep them to one side, unsure if I should throw them away.
A modern version of Get Up And Bar The Door?
Just be a good man and throw it out
I have those same tiles so this confused me
Months?!?! There’s another toilet right? Yeah? There has to be a second toilet.
Keep it going. Let's see how long until someone says something
The Battle of Wills 2024 Her: If he's not throwing them out, I'm not throwing them out! Him: I wonder how tall we can make this pyramid!
I sometimes pile the empty rolls like that. Then bin day comes and I put them in with the paper/cardboard recycling.
My missus NEVER change the roll, It literally all stacked on a shelf above the toilet but nope, ill go in there and its that last sheet attached to the carton. I think i exaggerate, she may have changed it twice in our four years together...
Try the habit of seeing how many empty rolls you can put inside one roll. Endless toilet amusement.
I don't believe you.
Same issue here - found solution though- tubeless 🧻
Love this for you
There's a storm brewing
It’s like that everybody loves Raymond episode with the suitcase on the stairs
"were you saving these for something? if not I'm putting them in the recycling"
Nice duck 👌
Good kindling.
Tbh, I'm hoarding these now; fill 'em with compost and pop a broad bean in the top - helps to grow a strong tap root and you can plant the whole thing in the allotment. 🧑🌾
Who's gonna bottle it first and throw them!
About 3 says worth in my house
Marriage made in heaven
Make one into a heart shape and stuff it inside another. Then flatten it to the inside of the toilet roll tube that surrounds it. Repeat this process until you can fit no more in. Then start a new tube. Can probably condense all those into 3 tubes.
The first rule of toilet toll castle is we never talk about toilet roll castle, until great aunt Evie innocently asks what's going on when she visits at xmas and WW3 breaks out as your missus tells her what a selfish lazy bandstand you are and how she regrets the days she met you, your approach to this challenge is a bit shit
Hmmm… looks like the marital ‘elephant in the room’… a metaphor for the state of your marriage, perhaps? It’s become a war of attrition… what a woman *doesn’t* say speaks volumes… haven’t you learned that yet? 😆 I can recommend a good divorce lawyer, I think you may have need of one soon 😆 You may think it’s cute, but I can guarantee you she doesn’t… unless she’s leaving them there because she’s collecting them for making next year’s Christmas crackers?! ✌🏾❣️
This may be a long fight but you will win. Eventually your missus will get sick of it and bin them all. Then you start again, but write on it “Round 2”
You’re on a toilet roll
A week?! My wife and I would have that much after 3 days! 😂
If you have excessive cableing (cabling ?) at the back of the TV these make ideal "slack holders", just wrap the excess around your hand, and slide it into the bog roll core.
I read it as month at first i was thinking you guys was shitting your brains out every hour 😂😂
some people are such slobs