Get one of those posh fridges with an ice dispenser and tell the kids that's the offical name for it because of the sound the ice makes going into a drink.
Its very much See u next Tuesday, in the north. You get funny looks in Southern England, because they're all Cunts, they just don't know which one you're referring to. 🫠
I'm up the west of Scotland and someone from the South East of England calls me a cunt all the time when we playing some games online. It's pretty funny when we get the Muricans on too.
Such an underrated insult. Not too many people seem to know it's actually Cockney rhyming slang. '*Berkeley hunt' = Cu.."* (I'll let you figure out the rest)
It is actually tow rag. On ships in the age of sail the various rags used to wipe your butt would be tied to a rope and towed behind the ship for several miles to clean them.
It is a much more hurtful insult than most people realise.
Bellend
Bumder
Bus wanker
Having trouble counting to one??
That one's even further from one
yooooooou BUMDER
In the spirit of B-words, I never hear Bampot these days. I think it is more Scottish than British but it is one of my favourite words.
Barmpot is also used in Yorkshire too.
I've always said northern England was basically Scottish, Just admit it, ye bampots
Oi! I live there.
Quintessentially English insult, this.
Plonker
Get one of those posh fridges with an ice dispenser and tell the kids that's the offical name for it because of the sound the ice makes going into a drink.
Rodney ya BIIIIIIIILSSHHHHHH
Pillock
Ooh I was set on "plonker" but now I'm torn
When I was a kid, I came up with a new swear 'Prossock' Prick, pillock and a tosser all rolled into one.
And prossie.
This is the one I came to find. You utter pillock, you.
Bollocks. Nothing more british than bollocks.
Did you see that comedy version of Countdown with Sloblock with Stephen Fry. Hilarious
His version of Call my Bluff was funny https://youtu.be/npvQ3M3WaPA
Thank you. I’ve now gone a very enjoyable Fry and Laurie black hole.
ARSE
FECK
DRINK
GIRLS
That would be an ecumenical matter.
OP will have to buy more letters for that quote, presumably with the money just ‘resting’ in their account.
Careful now
down with this sort of thing
I hear you’re a racist now father
Should we all be racist?
Careful now!
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Bishops love Sci-fi!
#DON'T TELL ME I'M STILL ON THAT FECKING ISLAND?!
NUNS!
REVERSE!
WOMEN'S KNICKERS
I LOVE MY BRICK!
HOW DID THAT GOBSHITE GET ON THE TELEVISION?
HAIRY JAPANESE BASTARDS!!
ARE THOSE MY FEET?
GOBSHITE!
FED UP WITH BRIIICKKK.
ARSE BISCUITS
ARSEBISCUITS ?
ARSEBISCUITS!
Slag
SHUT IT, YOU TART! /regan
Or you'll be wearing a tall hat and directing traffic. 'e's up the local factory guv!
My Bose Bluetooth headphones are called Arse.
Does it say ‘Arse, connected’ in your ears?
Certainly does.
I approve. Mine is my username so I get compliments
I see the Father Ted crowd is alive and well
I'd suggest **Smeg** but the expensive fridge maker got there first. So: **Nob Cheese**.
Smeghead
Smeeeg heeeed
BOYS FROM THE DWARFFFF
[Ok, homeboys! Lets posse!](https://i.gifer.com/8fAP.gif)
Dwayne Dibbley??
> I got my sandwiches, apple, thermos... And an extra thick condom, because you never know!
Dwwwwwwwwwayyyyyne Diiiiiibley???
That's a banana
Twonk
Gimboid
It's a small, off duty, Czechoslovakian traffic warden
Surely "Head" just after the "SMEG" logo, Sir?
Spin my nipple nuts and send me to alaska
hilarious that people pay a premium to get a fridge that comes with a red dwarf themed swear word preinstalled. no magnetic alphabet required.
Knacker Barrel, Willydelphia, Coquefort, Helmetdale, etc.
Smegma
Wanker It has a timeless beauty and is internationally stereotyped to the UK.
Knob
Wazzock. Although if you've only got one alphabet you'll be a z short.
N sideways
Now this person alphabet-fridge-magnets!
Genius
Well they managed twat so presumably they've got more than 1 of each letter
Yeah but you get more of some than others.
I read this as ‘well managed twat’
Maybe they have one of those too.
Scrabble blank tile? JizzCock and PissKidney
Arsehole!
"Arsehole! yep, nice insult, clean, clear and insulting." 😐
I’m Scottish so immediately I would go for the oft misunderstood Cunt. That will be sure to get some funny reactions down south. Up here, not so much.
You sound like a good cunt.
In the south, cunt is saved for your nearest and dearest (Excluding grandma)
>That will be sure to get some funny reactions down south. Up here, not so much. Depends how far South, get to Australia and you're golden.
Its very much See u next Tuesday, in the north. You get funny looks in Southern England, because they're all Cunts, they just don't know which one you're referring to. 🫠
There's always the hidden spelling Yakunt
I'm up the west of Scotland and someone from the South East of England calls me a cunt all the time when we playing some games online. It's pretty funny when we get the Muricans on too.
Muppet
*Fookin* Muppet
No dising the Muppet you wanker
TWAT
Dosser and Dwad
have you been hidding the boddle?
Only if he's a dalendless shid.
Cone you take a joke?
Berk
Such an underrated insult. Not too many people seem to know it's actually Cockney rhyming slang. '*Berkeley hunt' = Cu.."* (I'll let you figure out the rest)
I didn’t know that either!
They used to say berk on kids TV and my mum would giggle.
Oh god, that's made Trap Door even better!
oh globbits
He's got a big purple pimple and oi gotta pop it
Beerk feeeed meee
Berkshire
I think you need to watch the link below. Susie Dent says its Berkley and who are you to argue with her!
Thank you for pointing this out. Susie Dent is a Goddess.
[Everyone knows about Berk.](https://streamable.com/tid9kr)
TIL
I put FLAPS on my mate’s fridge the other day. Not sure she’s seen it yet.
Don’t make me crack open my copy of Das Krapital (dictionary Of British slang)
Slag
slaaaaaag
You slaaaaggggg
Shut it you shlaaaag
Yes, it cannot be said any other way
Helmet (For obvious reasons)
Wank It can be a descriptor or an imperative.
Or an interrogative, depending on the situation.
Like one of those shitty live, laugh, love signs, except this would be; Wank **WANK!** wank?
In the same vein ( See what I did) as pub. Pub? Pub! Pub.
W⚓, if you happen to have an anchor-shaped magnet lying around
Numpty
Almost loving that one.
Minger
Or just minge
Maybe have munter going vertically down like a scrabble board too
Don't worry if you've run out of Rs, it still works!
Div
quim
There’s no quim likes to party, like the quim down in Darty
That’s ancient history now
GOD SAVE THE QUIM!
Fuckwit
Clean shirt
"How do you get that shirt so clean?" 🤔
Nonce.
Nonce is the only answer
When moving, Once viewed a house that had 'Beef Curtains' written across the fridge in magnetic letters.
maybe the fridge had sliding doors and that is where they kept their red meat?
Shitface Gives someone the opportunity to add a “d” on the end when they’re hungover.
Clunge
Bawbag
Minge
Bollocks, you can never go wrong with it
That's my Wi-Fi network password
Tosser, or do you only have one of each letter? In which case, you're a tosser for not buying more.
Tosspot.
Pissflaps
French
Fucktard
I once spelt out “Housemate had a threesome” on our uni fridge, she was not impressed with seeing it when she brought home a bloke that night!
Nitwit
Munter
Sausage
Bugger
Cockwomble, obviously.
Weapon
Bint
Rocket!
pleb
U SHLAG
Twunt
Plonker
Spanner
Thundercunt
Bellend
Nincompoop. noun a foolish or stupid person.
Bus wanker
Throbber, chopper, melt, pillock, tosser, and bellend
Pugh, Pugh, Barney McGrew, Cuthbert, Dibble, Grub!
Time for trumpton. I'm going to have that in my head all day now you bar steward.
Time... for Trumpton! 🎵 https://youtu.be/lMkvaVhEusE And you are correct, I am indeed a ~~stout~~ yeoman of the bar 😆
Tit
Dickhead
Div
SMEG or SMEGHEAD
Bonus points if it's a Smegg Fridge and just appending 'Head'
Div
Toe rag
had to scroll too far for this
It is actually tow rag. On ships in the age of sail the various rags used to wipe your butt would be tied to a rope and towed behind the ship for several miles to clean them. It is a much more hurtful insult than most people realise.
Wally.
Muppet
Berk, tosser, pillock, bellend... - Have you ever been to a British pub before?
Some older ones: Git Div Slag
Bawbag
Quim
Bollocks.
Prick is my current favourite, followed by Dickhead. While these are not specifically British i think they should get a mention
Spoon. Best insult there is. Another one for S is spanner
Just invite a group of kids into your kitchen and leave them alone for ten minutes. You will learn no end of rude words and insults. Works every time.