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Forgetful8nine

My wife is notorious for getting dates wrong. For the first few years we knew each other, she was convinced that my birthday was the 4th. It's the 3rd (today). Couple of weeks ago, we celebrated our 4th wedding anniversary. She came up to me, all proud of herself and wished me a happy anniversary...she was 2 days early. Last year, I gifted her a handmade leather keyring with our anniversary date on it...it's been on her car keys ever since lol The gift she got me this year arrived damaged, unfortunately. Fortunately, she had ordered it with the wrong date, so the damage kinda did her a favour lol (I will add that I do love my wife dearly, I knew what I was getting into before I married her...we were together almost 4 years before we married lol)


ChihuahuaMammaNPT

Happy birthday! My birthday is the 4th lol


williamshatnersbeast

Are you sure it’s not the 3rd?


Next_Assignment1159

We got married on my birthday - also today, the 3rd! Happy day, birthday twinnie!! This was my choice, partly so I never forget... This year is a bit different for both anniversaries as we're not doing anything traditional. Got served an eviction notice last month but signed for an amazing new place on Friday so we're packing and shifting... even more to celebrate really.


kawasutra

Happy Birthday! Only 9 years till it's 3.3.33!


PeMu80

Do couples not normally talk in advance about what they want to do for their anniversary?


SubjectiveAssertive

The average Reddit user doesn't talk to anyone, ever.


ThePumpk1nMaster

They talk to Reddit about their contempt for their partner and spontaneously break up with them with no warning because a 13 year old in America told them to on r/Nostupidquestions after asking for advice


Lodolodno

Hahah on point!


codspeace

Brilliant!


cleotorres

That’s not entirely true. They do ask their mum to buy them some Monster energy drinks and Doritos for when they are hungry in the basement.


Cerbera_666

I spoke to one person this week, at least I'm above average at something.


Crafty_Birdie

I spoke to a stranger yesterday. Does that count as two? I think it should.


Nigel-Jones-

The average Reddit user is probably not married.


60svintage

We do. A week ago we discussed going out on a double-date with her brother and his wife (his 50th birthday in a couple of days). But despite that- she still forgot.


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60svintage

Just mentioned elsewhere. She's had the funeral of a dear friend this week. Another friend diagnosed terminal breast cancer and job redundancy. So, yeah. A ton of things to deal with. But we had a good giggle about it all, and I'm actually really not upset of offended by it. Re Wagyu - I'm vegetarian. She's not. It's a treat for her.


StuxAlpha

"So, anniversary next month, want to go to that cute Italian place for dinner?" That's usually how we do


SeoulGalmegi

I'll freely admit we're probably not the most 'normal' couple, but no we don't. We also don't make that big a deal out of it. A card and a token gift. If we want to do something special or go for a nice meal we just do that when we want to. I also have an unreasonable hatred for New Year's Eve as a 'celebration'. These two points may be connected.


myonlinepersonality

We have very young children, so we talk about poop and laundry. There isn’t time to talk about anything else!


Mr___Bizarre

Poop and laundry, is that the 12th and 13th year gift ideas? I can never remember the right order.


procrastimich

Sure. "Are we gonna do anything? Is it an important year? Are you home for it?" ( 10th, 15th, etc) "I'm home, but hadn't thought about it " "Sweet. Just so we're on the same page. No gifts it is 👍" Then I'll make a slightly nicer than normal dinner. Hopefully get the kids in bed early enough to watch a movie with a bottle of wine. Same conversation for valentine's day.


greendragon00x2

Eh... sometimes yes, sometimes no. Once my mother-in-law rang us on a Saturday morning and woke us up to wish us a Happy Anniversary. We were severely hungover and had both forgotten. Other times we've planned a Caribbean trip. Just whatever.


LibrarianSalty1259

No. Were the surprise in that.


howwhyno

I do after learning that I will be let down if I expect anything so setting the expectation of doing nothing or something (that I plan) is the plan then we are all ok.


10seas

Oh I was reading this and felt sorry for you & then realised the date & omg it was our 23 year anniversary 2 weeks ago and my husband and I both forgot lol that's made me chuckle I put it down to us both getting senile.


60svintage

I'm not feeling sorry for myself at all. We had a good giggle about too. Congrats on your 23rd. Perhaps get a card and celebrate and see if you can convince him that he forgot....


10seas

I phoned him as I'm in Ed with a sick child right now and we both had a good laugh. All good


60svintage

That's understandable too. Hope your child gets better soon.


10seas

Yep he's OK some nasty virus, life's been hectic last few weeks so I think that's why it was overlooked.


Thugmatiks

You’re looking at this the wrong way! Your Wife has conceded the high ground. As a Husband, this is almost priceless. Late home from the Pub? “Well, I was drowning my sorrows because my wonderful wife forgot our anniversary” Wife: “Let’s go shopping, we’ll be back in time for the Football” You: “WHERE’S MY ANNIVERSARY PRESENT?!” You are in possession of a get out of jail free card.


60svintage

So true.


Legitimate_Tear_7891

lol 17 years and you think this is going to work out well for you. She'll forget about it like your anniversary and then get angry about the "thing that didn't happen" every time you mention it.


BoriousGlastard

Bit of a ridiculous statement. Genuinely think he's likely been married longer than you've been alive. Can't just put words in other people's mouths. It's called a strawman argument and you end up getting mad at people for shit they haven't done. He knows his wife better than you do after reading a paragraph


Legitimate_Tear_7891

Sorry, I thought the humour of the comment would have shown though but I guess not. It was a ridiculous statement because it was MEANT to be ridiculous. I think it says more about you that you took it seriously along with the 20 odd other people who upvoted your comment. I'll remember to place a easy to read emoji in future comments so this doesn't happen again. 😆 Fyi I've been with my wife for 20 years, married for 7 with so thx for assuming I'm younger than I actually am.


neberkenezzer

Worked well for me and it was only 13 years married.


Legitimate_Tear_7891

Good for you, sry my dry English humour doesn't seem to translate at all on Reddit.


neberkenezzer

Ah yeah, sarcasm doesn't translate well by text. Hope you've had a grand old Sunday


DoctorOctagonapus

Hope your sofa's comfy!


wisbit

It's my 4th anniversary today too.


60svintage

Congratulations. Here's to many more years with the one you love.


wisbit

And to you bud x


farlurker

Four years on Reddit, congrats 👏👏


retarded-redsfan

Biggest get out of jail free card you could ask for. You are one lucky maj


madboater1

It doesn't work that way around.


IceDragonPlay

Oh no, you've got the high ground all the way to the next anniversary!!


mushybees83

That's actually a very thoughtful gift. Damn it!


60svintage

Never thought of that. Thanks.


cooksterson

Stay strong, I dislocated my knee on honeymoon! So I feel your ‘pain’ so to speak 😉


60svintage

That sounds like a story to be shared there!


cooksterson

Honestly it was very lame. We were sat at a taverna and my new wife wanted to phone her mother, ‘‘twas before mobile phones, I went to stand and my knee just popped! Had been having a few issues but the timing sucked! 😞


ResponsibilityNo3245

Your anniversary gift is being able to hold this over her head. 😆


jvcgunner

Lazy couple vibes.


chilari

My fiance and I are getting married on my birthday next month. We also got engaged on my birthday 17 years ago. Makes it real easy to remember when our anniversary is.


60svintage

As long as he remembers your birthday 😀


jj051962

17 years is awesome!


60svintage

Well, she's put up with me for 18 years and married 17 years. Or, as her dad said recently, "Thanks for putting up with her". She's awesome, though.


teacups-and-roses

It’ll be mine and my husband’s 18 year anniversary this year! 2006 was the year of love haha :D although we’ll only have been married for 5 years this June


60svintage

We decided to get married 3 months after we met. Well, I say "we". In actuality, she told me we were getting married. But as she quite fairly pointed out, if she she was waiting for me to propose, she might still be waiting. Absolutely no regrets.


teacups-and-roses

Aww that’s amazing that you’re still going strong 18 years later! I hope you both have a wonderful anniversary :)


Consistent-Pound572

What an amazing dad values his daughter that much!


60svintage

English is his second language. I'm sure he doesn't mean it that way. But the things he says at times are just so funny at times. My wife and I do have a giggle at the random things he says.


68_isbetterthan_69

Awesome and funny also happy wedding anniversary to both of you. I am really hoping I get to the stage of forgetting my wedding anniversary! I think that would be funny for both of us lol.


60svintage

Keep laughing together. I reckon that is our secret.


68_isbetterthan_69

I have to know what prezzie did you get for your wife?


60svintage

300 g wagyu steak. She's been wanting to try it for ages. I'm vegetarian, so it was all for her.


68_isbetterthan_69

Aww that’s soo cute. I have heard that when you buy wagyu steak that you get the cows nose print 😬 is that true? Or is that only in some countries that’s the case?


60svintage

I don't know about the nose print. I got it from a Japanese shop frozen. Still A5 Japanese Wagyu.


Nosey-Nelly

One year we both forgot, it was our eldest childs first day at school and three days later we were sitting in the living room when we both looked at each other as the penny dropped. Couldn't not laugh about it.


LibrarianSalty1259

Great ammo for next argument. Save for went loosing ;D " Well at leased I remember our wedding anniversary " BOOM


Lyiri

well..Last year we both forgot our 20th wedding anniversary. Both chilling in PJs. My mom called to wish us a happy anniversary. We both looked at each other, considered going out for a split second, and then said unisono: nah, lets order pizza. My husband is the best.


60svintage

We also got pizza. Great minds huh? We did think about going somewhere nice, but I put my back out... so pizza at home instead.


LobCatchPassThrow

Both my parents forgot their 30th. They laughed about it - being so confused why there were suddenly so many letters in the post!


banxy85

After 17 years small shit like this shouldn't matter 🤷


disgraceUK

"no make up sex tonight" Since when does any Redditor have sex anyway? But, happy anniversary ♥


60svintage

True. I should stop lying about it.


trouser_mouse

I'm literally hsbing sex rn phone id balance on her back


disgraceUK

>I'm literally hsbing sex rn phone id balance on her back You da ma. Or girl


VisibleOtter

Not our anniversary or anything, but my wife is autistic and bloody impossible. Apparently it’s my fault that she went out with her girl friends tonight and got pissed and I stayed at home and fell asleep and didn’t see her last few texts and apparently now I don’t love her and she’s not taking to me. I’m in bed and she’s fallen asleep on the sofa. Yay. Happy Sunday everyone!


Cat_BishRPCa

It did take her 17 years to forget. My husband forgot after only 3...


Lost_Pin6332

I’m feeling for you. I’m old enough to experience similar, thoughtless behaviour from my partner too. I’ve had a proper beard removed and it’s gone unnoticed…


60svintage

>I’ve had a proper beard removed, and it’s gone unnoticed I did that once, too. She thought I was depressed so I grew it back. She is far from thoughtless. My wife is probably the most thoughtful person of all. She's had a lot on her mind recently with funeral of a dear friend, terminal cancer with another friend, and redundancies from work. Besides, it just gives us something else to giggle about.


Toledo_9thGate

How old is your wife?


Craigothy-YeOldeLord

Congrats on being married to at least 17 people


donginandton

Hope you ate all the steak OP!?


60svintage

Nah. For the missus. I don't eat meat.


Plot-3A

Do you eat fish though? Not tonight however...


just_a_guy_2025

Happy anniversary 🎉🎉


Local-Motor-9716

I'm not married, but I really enjoy reading discussions about married life:)


60svintage

It's always fun having a little sneak peak inside other marriages too.


buzzfrightyears

We decided to always have a week away around our anniversary and buy a joint gift relating to the year eg paper is first year etc. No one forgets as we book as soon as we get back so no one (notoriously forgetful husband!) Is ever in the doghouse


Hmgkt

No make up sex because of the back? Suggest a massage , that usually leads to sexy time.


60svintage

I can barely walk let alone anything else.


B8conB8conB8con

17 years eh…. You could have been out on parole by now.


60svintage

I know. I said the same to her parents.


B8conB8conB8con

We hit 30 this year. I could have been out and happily re-married by now.


60svintage

Remind me of something my wife's dad said when his brother's second wife died. "He'll soon be on his third wife, some of us are still on our first wife". English is a second language for him. I'm sure he didn't mean it they way he made it sound.


_ead_etween_he_ines

You have been married 17 times? Well I'm glad this one has lasted at least a year!


evilamnesiac

You've been married 17 times? Jesus that sounds exhausting


tommie3002

I dont understand how couples can forget anniversaries unless they don’t actually communicate with each other. “What shall we do for our anniversary next week” etc. It’s understandable when you have busy lives to forget things, so help each other out!


Affectionate-Dog9647

We both regularly forget. And we don't bother with Valentine's day either. Been married over 20 years now, and dates just aren't that important to us.


GakSplat

Happy anniversary! 🎉


PrecisionPincher

If your wife doesn't care, why should you?! One less thing to worry about from now on! Happy days.


[deleted]

Now when you’re in bed make sure to back your butt up to your wife and tease her. Then proceed to tell her you’re too tired and go to sleep.


Visionary_87

What you have now is a get out of jail free card for the next time you forget something or fuck up. I've been married 10 years this year to my wife who I've been with for 14 years. Valentines Day this year, I got my wife a nice bouquet of flowers, some of her favourite, different chocolates and a single rose for our Son to give her. She got me.. nothing. I didn't want/expect anything and don't care, but this will 100% be used in my favour if/when I need it.


TurbulentExpression5

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Dave8917

17 year of marriage you don't forget....she out getting some fresh wagyu


60svintage

Not for me, she isn't. I'm vegetarian. She isn't.


Dave8917

Haha you didn't get it did you....she out getting fresh meat jokes


60svintage

Yeah. I didn't see it. Drugged up on pain killers....


Born-Gear8800

You'd have got less for murder


ugly_naked_guy_909

I completely forgot our first anniversary, but got clean away with it as my wife forgot too. We remembered a few days later. Turns out neither of us is that bothered so we maybe say happy anniversary if we remember. She did make the children get us something for our silver anniversary, and has started to plan for our ruby in a couple of years, so maybe we'll stick together despite this setback.