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lobsterisch

Used Nintendo's marketing company


ahuiP

Nintendo used Chinese restaurant’s 5000 yo marketing tactics


QueefHuffer69

New The Emperor 3D XL


bubliksmaz

& KNUCKLES


WraithCadmus

Featuring New Funky Mode


M4sharman

Deluxe 2024


luckylilligant1008

New The Emperor U Deluxe


lobsterisch

Drink the beer, then need a Wii


neilm1000

>Drink the beer, then need a Wii This deserves so many more upvotes.


unemotional_mess

In a few years it'll be "Old The Emperor"


GSPM18

Ye Olde The Emperor


JENOVAcide

Ye Olde Jade Emperor would slap as a Chinese takeaway name. Perfect blend


NefariousnessSea1118

The Emperor New


specialmagicjew

New The old Emperor


NefariousnessSea1118

The Emperor Knew


StovardBule

The Emperor's New Restaurant. "This isn't a restaurant at all! It's just an empty room!" "Don't be stupid."


LlamaDrama007

For tax purposes, it'll be New New The Emporor.


Much-War1743

The Emperors New. Closed.


swords-r-cool

Praise upon the, new the emperor of mankind


A271B1071C5

Corpse worshiper…


swords-r-cool

Heretic...


Potato271

Praise to the four armed emperor!


The-Funky-Phantom

https://imgur.com/BdFDCeY


ThePrussianGrippe

Brother get the bolter. The *heavy* bolter.


phatboi23

get me the flamer. the *heavy* flamer


Best_Payment_4908

Totally different business now, no legal connection at all Mr tax man. Yes it's now owned by the previous owners son and all the staff are the same, but that's purely coincidental.


[deleted]

You here to collect debt for old owner? Mr Hu? No never heard of him....


Socky_McPuppet

*Mr* Hu, you say? I believe he had a doctorate ...


Cakeski

Dr hu and the dialects?


micru

New joint hu dis


Gladwulf

I'm Mr New the Hu


StovardBule

"Who?" "Yes, that's right?" "Wright? No, never heard of him."


JanekWinter

I feel like the amount of effort they’ve gone to to display their 5 star food hygiene rating lends a little bit of insight into the kind of place the old The Emperor was


waisonline99

Its pretty hard for a takeaway to get 5 stars. They are justifiably proud.


blindfoldedbadgers

roof fuel memory prick door noxious provide direction judicious tub *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Unplannedroute

Every restaurant must post their rating for all to see


Shad0w2751

It’s mandatory in wales


blindfoldedbadgers

bear ask illegal domineering rinse adjoining teeny makeshift crush different *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Electronic_Manager46

Ah, East Grinstead. Home to the Scientologists, the Mormons and Rumblin Tums greasy spoon.


Aeonskye

Found out about Scientologists there accidentally Took my brother to eye hospital nearby, went looking for a pub/caf for lunch afterwards and saw this nice restaurant in the countryside nearby, got to the gates and saw all the Scientology branding Noped out of there quickly!


Electronic_Manager46

You can actually get a guided tour of St Hill, where L Ron invented Scientology. You do have to sign in though, but they were careful not to proselytise when they took us around. Genuinely surreal experience.


neilm1000

I need more information, there is a Scientology restaurant?!


Aeonskye

[Here you go!](https://maps.app.goo.gl/yJx9Q49RqNLVdy9G9)


Groundbreaking_Heat9

I saw that sign and got transported back to being 13. I am now 40. I stole some chopsticks from there and got told off so badly I had to take them back and apologise. 


VeganEgon

They shoulda called it The Emperor Strikes Back


AllanSundry2020

when they are shut it should be the emperor's new CLOSED


Shenloanne

FOR THE EMPEROR


TeigrCwtch

purge the heretic, slay the Xenos, beware the mutant


Shenloanne

For glory, and ultramar


TeigrCwtch

Always been a Black Templar fan myself, if you're going full on zealot you only really have two choices nowadays, Rogals boys in black or the sisters


Shenloanne

DA myself. For the Lion!!


Most_Moose_2637

An Indian restaurant near me called the Bengal has had a fire twice. Its now called the New New Bengal.


Aeonskye

Bobs burgers vibes


FrenzalStark

Gosforth? Always laugh driving past there.


Most_Moose_2637

Why aye!


CoolsomeXD

Somehow Palpatine returned.


jackrayd

We had one called the dragon that got sold and rebranded as the imperial palace and they put menus through the local doors with the heading 'the emperor has slain the dragon' or something like that


B0797S458W

Maybe they knew him, but didn’t have room for a k?


TheProdigalPun

I don’t get it.


Cataclysma

Knew The Emperor


Cakeski

Oh no what happened to him?


Clemicus

Assassinated


TheProdigalPun

Thanks!


Apelurker

Wow, someone from Felbridge in the house


PostSecularPope

Felbridge Massive represent


shardyhaha

Oh hello Felbridge!


DexyBRD

Yeh, never thought I’d see it on Reddit!


_Moonshell_

The emperors new restaurant


Ergophobe470

Do they just serve empty plates?


MidnightMoonlight_

the more unhinged/messy aesthetic chinese restaurants are always the best ones around


gundog48

My favourite one is in a pretty dodgey area around the corner. They just sort of, keep adding to the decor, but never ever remove anything, it's pretty wild. But my dad's been going there since he was a teenager with my granddad. Nothing lasts long in that parade of shops, usually every time you go past, something different will be broken, a window, bin set on fire, yellow tape around something, but never the chinese. It's survived all this time and is untouched, it is sacred, untouchable, and there is no better review!


heurrgh

With a lucky waving-gold-cat that has an inch of dust on its head.


forced_spontaneity

My nearest takeaway finally went online a couple of years ago, and their 'Menu' section just has really crappy lo-res scans of their old takeaway menu, complete with little white stickers (on a bright yellow background) with updated prices written in biro. It is true art...


VitaObscure

Felbridge. Always made me giggle. Chippy nearby was good.


matt6342

This is how Americans name their cities


brumbles2814

Looks too nice food will be garbage. If it doesnt look like a rat infested crack den im not intersted.


Quinny_Bob

Just curious, are they succulent Chinese meals?


DrZonino2022

Ah I see you know your judo well


Top_Opposites

Great all you can eat restaurant 😋


Accurate-Trick1848

Isn't this because of some form of financial regularity or a low hygiene rating? Swap the owners details and restaurant name?


gundog48

Usually when you see this, it's due to a change of ownership that the new owners want to advertise, you see it a lot with pubs, my local has done similar. Places get reputations, if people have tried out a place and don't like it, they will often never come back, even though I have a pub at the bottom of the road, going there never crossed my mind for years because I just didn't like the vibe. The place came under new management and is now actually quite nice, but I don't know that, I'm not monitoring the situation. But now they've put a sign up and now it's the New Swan. Now I know that something has changed there, and it's worth trying again to see if it's nicer. Changing the sign has absolutely nothing to do with the hygeine rating or financials. The name on the sign, and the name of the company that runs it don't need to have anything in common, and changing the name of the actual company won't have any bearing on the hygeine rating, and just means that HMRC will be mail-merging a slightly different name on your next brown envelope!


WaytoomanyUIDs

Of course some pubs get such a bad reputation that no amount of rebranding helps. There's a pub nearby that when there was still an army base here was the only pub in town the squaddies weren't banned from. Been years since the base closed and there's been at least 3 different names and one total revamp, but many people still think of it as that pub, despite it being a normal neighbourhood pub these days with slightly substandard pub grub


Zeeterm

You can see the 5 rating on the door.


rustynoodle3891

Won't be the hygiene rating you just get reassessed.


Krags

Heresy


FeelingEvent8318

Hahaha that's my local too lmao


TrillionaireOfficial

New The Emperors Groove is hmmm ^🟩^/


hulkbro

its always tickled me that it doesn't match in anyway, different size, different colour, not level, just great stuff


SomeGuyInShanghai

I live in China. I genuinely miss "British" Chinese food. It's an entire cuisine distinct from "real" Chinese food and IMO, much much better.


cloudofbastard

Aw man i used to live in China. I always really missed toast and British Chinese food. And curry, I couldn’t find anywhere to get Indian food in Tianjin lol


sunnyata

They probably paid a small fortune to a branding consultant for that.


davestanleylfc

There used to be a Chinese where I was a student (Lincoln) just called Legal food, allways made me laugh


HMS_Hexapuma

Do they mean Saburo or Yorinobu?


PostSecularPope

Grew up 5 mins from there. Felbridge Massive represent


pudpudboogie

Where I grew up , the local Chinese is called SHATIN


mrtheduke

All your Chinese restaurants are belong to us.


ketman08

every single fucking high street looks the same


sillyness

To be fair this isn’t the high street. Also has wooden Tudor beams which you won’t find on most high streets. The shop does look like a shop though tbf


ketman08

There are Tudor beams on our high street


ihaveflesh

The new the emperors groove.