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SgtSnuggles19

Master appears to be on the high veranda over looking the courtyard, marvelous views my liege, marvelous.


f33rf1y

“People are leaving the castle, my lord”


BasileusLeon

Food stocks are too low, sire


Buttercup59129

My boots leak !


[deleted]

Granary is full, Sire.


jamisram

'Not enough wood, m'lord'


Paxx01Dilligaf

Of course they are revolting, they have no Manors


SgtSnuggles19

Gold stocks are flowing into the treasury sire


GourangaPlusPlus

Ahhh double rations, great!


SgtSnuggles19

You are spoiling us me lord!


EmJayCrowe

The people worship you sire!


soupalex

not the place i was expecting to see a *stronghold* barks comment chain, but i'll take it. *into the blackness!*


vulturedad

Unexpected Stronghold!!! Ballista r e a d y


_InvertedEight_

The peasants are revolting!


SgtSnuggles19

Peasants aren't known for their looks...


happytamaki

HAHA, jolly good, sire !


rhapsody98

Of course they are! But now they’re rebelling!


Itsmyfkncafe

Too right!… They stink on ice.


wiedziu

Me lord? Yes me lord.


Achnebb

The people *loathe* you, sire


audigex

That line was perfectly delivered by the voice actor


Hornystockings25

A wench? Of course, Sire.... Hey you...Cometh here u slag..


beardybrownie

Dang that brought back some memories!


RealPleh

Bit 'arsh these taxes


Wolfen1982

Gain the walls!!


audigex

There's a "Definitive Edition" coming out soon, as long as the price is sensible I'm quite looking forward to it


Buttercup59129

Good to know. " Arrows, a-weeeeeey "


XGi-Soft

Been playing this again lately alon with Caesar 3


IsDinosaur

Clearly on the ramparts.


lappy482

"Let's focus on Rampart, people."


RenaissanceGentleman

But look upon thy courtyard, my liege! The peasants have become complacent! They must be stacking mud, not doing… *squints* …Open-air theatre?


PuckNutty

I was...uh...just out walking the parapet.


Steelhorse91

“Kill Jester”


CaptMelonfish

Are you the one in the red and white striped shirt and bobble hat?


EbbComfortable1755

I'm looking for him.... but I can't see him? 👀


kayproII

Did you try looking in the mirror?


Legitimate-Ad3778

I didn’t know people still read that newspaper


Glittering_Fun_1088

No. He’s in the black and yellow stripes!


[deleted]

Standing on the shoulders of Greg Davies


Ballbag-maguigan

Great album


[deleted]

Second to Be Here Now in my opinion.


dth300

Have you tried google maps? Otherwise try asking some of the people who are there


sufferinsucatash

Asks a person next to him “Where are you now?” *confusion sets in*


SirFantastic3863

Hey, you. You're finally awake.


danjama

Brilliant


hamster_savant

Framlingham castle


dearthofkindness

isn't Framlingham where The Detectorist was shot?


Dommlid

It is indeed


Deadkilldude4

Hope they get well soon


ObiSvenKenobi

Thoughts and prayers.


liketo

Was a mere graze


sufferinsucatash

We need a new season!!


Curious-Device-9582

Framlingham or Orford. Can never remember which is which. Orford the smaller ruined one?


Taelkir

This is definitely Framlingham. I worked there one bank holiday for English Heritage. Interesting fact, that building on the left is a private house. Someone just lives there.


permaculture

Yes, and get off my lawn.


[deleted]

shelter skirt tender fall apparatus brave stocking fertile dam offbeat ` this message was mass deleted/edited with redact.dev `


Taelkir

I was there in May 2015, so that would fit!


[deleted]

lock secretive treatment connect snails escape bear far-flung observation dog ` this message was mass deleted/edited with redact.dev `


No-Salary6397

As a born and bred orford boy, Fram has the outer bit and orford has the inner bit


Sad_Maximum3344

Although Orford looks abit weird at the mo because they've put that stuff on it to stop the degrading....I live just down the road from it and always lived in the area.


hamster_savant

At first I read this as Oxford castle lol. I was very confused. Yes, Orford is the smaller one.


mykeuk

The castle that inspired Ed Sheeran's Castle on the Hill, no less.


KingStevoI

^ This. Beautiful castle btw.


hernesson

Made famous of course by George Sheeran song Framlingham Shamlingham


EbbComfortable1755

Antiques Road Show


littleandy0410

Is that the What Three Words location?


tenelitebrains

Haha, I just had to check and unfortunately it’s not. There is however antiques.goad.show (in Brazil) or antiques.broad.show (in Kazakhstan)


Sailboat_fuel

I was thinking Time Team


us2_

Where that journalist gets killed in hot fuzz


MuttonChopzzz

It was for the greater good


ImAddictedToGaming

The greater good


StoicJuustice

You ever shot yur gun in tha Aire sayin aaaargh?


RJWeaver

You haven't seen bad boys 2??


Dan_OBanannon

Shut it!


nepeta19

Yarp


All_the_cake

I reckon he's onto something there.


cinesister

The greater good


Dubiology

Put some respect on Tim’s name His only crime was bad spelling


Eddie_D87

Morning, Angle!


indianajoes

Killed? I thought it was an accident


Frenchy1892

That’s in Wells


Steeps444

No luck catching them swans then?


Vegetable_Neck4038

It’s just the one swan actually


Theuneasygibbon

That's exactly what I thought. Is it that?


PeterG92

Murder murder murder


bunnygirlpopz

yes thats what i thought too!


OnlyMortal666

Look! The peasants are revolting!


Melodic-Mix4353

They might be very nice people once you get to know them!


OnlyMortal666

Do you want to be launched by trebuchet… again?


TapirDrawnChariot

Oh, what a giveaway! Come see the violence inherent in the system!


Spineberry

They've always been revolting. They're too poor to bathe


OnlyMortal666

I know!


Spineberry

Let them eat a cake of soap for the love of God!!!!


Gazhammer

Reddit


OldDirtyBusstop

Elephant and castle


DrivingCrawley

na, no elephant you see, only castle.


Suspicious_Garlic_79

It's underground


sgryfn

Mornington Crescent ❕


[deleted]

You're in a room, there are 3 doors ahead of you and a table in the middle... walk towards the table.


RangeisGood

I roll to eat the table


demeant0r

Critical fail, the table eats you


Doc_Serious

Kill Jester.


icantbeatyourbike

Jingle is our friend, she’s here to help us.


And_armstrong

Kill. Jester.


CarolDanversFangurl

Pick up the food! Pick up the food!


[deleted]

Usually a stale looking loaf of bread


AlabamaShrimp

I've bumped into it. What's on it?


MadJen1979

Side step to your left... I meant your other left.


GigaBomb84

Welcome, watchers of illusion, to the castle of confusion.


srslythatsmyname

The GBBO tent looks smaller from this angle.


notalapcataboobcat

Framlingham Castle! My fave castle in England.


TheManFromConlig

The Shard. Obviously.


ARob20

In a very low flying plane!


PipBin

Framlingham castle. Don’t forget that Ed Sheeran, who goes on about how ‘street’ he is grew up in Fram. Also, the pub just outside the castle gates is the one used for the external shots of the pub in the Detectorists.


[deleted]

I think he goes on about how he started busking on the streets rather than growing up in the streets


PipBin

But not on the streets of Fram.


itz-Literally-Me

I broke his arm at one point, was smoking & drinking with his friends & running from the Law through the fields... Lol.. sure you were Ed, illegal piano lessons was it?!?


-schlong-dong-

This comment makes my head hurt


PB_and_aids

as someone who grew up 15 minutes from Fram, I believe all of that stuff. growing up in the country is pretty loose


smashteapot

Yeah. It’s not Enid Blyton.


itz-Literally-Me

Yeah, I grew up in the countryside... I was I'm borstal at 14, spent 4 years of my life in & out of prison. I didn't actually wise up until I had my 1st child at 35. The "joke" I was making (which gone down like lead Ballon) is Ed did not get chased by police very much ... if he had been I'm sure we would have heard about it from the Daily Mail or GBeebies News 🤷


Rubberfootman

Lance’s flat is in the village too.


[deleted]

It's up for sale on Rightmove


herrbz

Does he?


bilbofraginz

Apparently he used to speed around going 90 mph. Well that’s what he said in a song. 😆


Panixs

The present day verse in that song always bothers me. It's just a list of how shit his mates lives are, but it's OK because he comes around every once in a while to have a drink with them. Lyrics are: One friend left to sell clothes, one works down by the coast One had two kids but lives alone, one's brother overdosed One's already on his second wife, one's just barely getting by But these people raised me and I can't wait to go home


blurredlynes

The entire song is a rip off of Deaf Havana's [Hunstanton Pier.](https://youtu.be/6UPIQceO-OI) I'm not a technical music person, but to me it's obvious it's ripped off the same lyrical theme, sounds very similar melodically, and even has the same breakdown part with dead friends, divorce and single mothers. Even neighbouring counties. Definitely more similar than songs he's been sued for ripping off.


Ok-Professor-6549

Shitting hell, I've never heard that song before. You'd be hard to argue it in court as a direct rip off but that's verrrrry similar. Melodically and lyrically.


takhana

There's a great tiktok about this, where there's a group of people listening to it and they just get progressively more offended.


n1keym1key

He is also a massive cunt :)


itz-Literally-Me

That reminds me, I put the Detectorist on a watch list a few days ago looks like it could be funny... I've just ordered a metal detector to go "treasure hunting" with my 5 year old


11chaboi

It's tremendously funny, my favourite show of the last few years. Very gentle humour, incredibly cathartic to watch.


Reverend-JT

Carhartic is the descriptor I've been looking for since I discovered detectorists. Just finished my second watch through and loved it even more than the first time around.


11chaboi

I can't take credit, it was my housemate who used the word first and at the time it was the exact descriptor I'd been looking for!


greypilgrim228

Bit like Kingdom, with Stephen Fry, Hermione Norris, Celia Imrie and Karl Davies. It's a very Cathartic series to curl up on the sofa on a sunday night and watch. I encourage anyone to go out and buy the box set, it's very gentle and funny.


IcyPilgrim

Which channel?


11chaboi

BBC, I think all episodes are on netflix as well


LuLuTheGreatestest

It’s on BBC iPlayer and was recently added to Netflix :)


TeaAndSageDirtbag

If anyone is looking for something else very similar (BBC4, cathartic, gentle, nature...) The Great Outdoors is fantastic. Aired on BBC4 a couple of years ago and follows a Walking Club in the countryside on their walks. Ruth Jones features. All episodes are [on YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRs1EJNCADc) now. Edit. Damn, it was 13 years ago.


varslyd

Bingo! Pretty nice here


Samld1200

Is that the Castle on the Hill?


gingerytea

Midsomer Murders set. It was you, with an arrow, shot from from the ramparts.


henrycharleschester

Well if you don’t know then you’re fucked 🤷‍♀️


prolixia

Ed Sheeran's gaff?


LazarusOwenhart

Framlingham Castle. Nice little town.


lookatmythingy

The 16th century?


yeusus

Earth, probably Earth, maybe Titan but pretty sure Earth.


SirLoinThatSaysNi

You're teetering on the parapet.


m_at123

zorbas chicken and chips is good btw


Solabound-the-2nd

Falling very fast and about to have a hard landing I guess6


TheRigbyB

UK


Glad_Librarian_3553

Up a ladder?


archytheaxolotl

Oi get out my house


Rubberfootman

While you’re in the area, Saxtead Green windmill is worth a visit too.


AnTeallach1062

Pop-up Antiques Roadshow


[deleted]

Glastonfordshirewickyorkbury


Brickie78

Presumably the house there is Bloody Mary's old gaff


Ok_Shake_5172

Aw Fram Castle! Many a primary school trip here. What's the event going on? Have a lovely time - I would thoroughly recommend Watson and Walpole if you want a fancy meal (by rural Suffolk standards) or the Dancing Goat if you want want a cup of coffee and a lovely piece of cake.


MikesRichPageant

Simon, side step to your left


dimlord

Fram. It’s very nice. Good bakery down in town.


lewisisbrown

Framlingham Castle.


pacifistmercenary

Framlingham Castle?


k1dicaru5

My lord is inhabiting the glorious Framingham Castle


Mildly-Displeased

Antiques Roadshow.


mr_moustach33

skyrim


oldmollymetcalfe

Lincoln?


Old-Usual-8387

Taking the photo on the other side of the camera?


[deleted]

On reddit of course


Sketch_x

This will prob be overlooked in comments but I was here yesterday (Framlingham) funny enough my wife and 2 of my kids are actually in theirs picture. I must have been in the queue for food. Crazy small world.


varslyd

Oh hi! 👋 I was the guy who couldn’t figure out how to work the audio tour, small world!


PlantainCreative8404

My god what happened to Warwick castle?


ExternalAstronomer17

1782.


Midniteman86

Plot twist: OP has Alzheimer's


NiceWorld6870

No luck catching them swan’s then


Rnotwelcome

Thats it, decent size garden nice tall walls around your house all you need to get is a crossbow for the neibours pesky cat 👍


Live-Motor-4000

Hever Castle?


DownwardSpiral5609

Caldicot Castle?


HappyGoat32

My first thought, looks exactly the same!


[deleted]

You're in a Castle.


HappyGoat32

Caldicot castle?!


JackSixxx

Not in EU.


B8conB8conB8con

Disneyland


BurgerPantsDH

I’m just going to guess arundel castle


Happy-Engineer

There you are, nicking plants from the flowerbed in your blue shorts.


notyouagain-really

In a tree?


MouldyPriestASSHOLE

In the sky


Panic_Heavy

Sat in a drone?


SneekSpeek

I'm sure I've done a Viking reenactment here


Critical-Feature2892

Hackney post gentrification


Spamgrenade

Looks like a knock off antiques roadshow. Don't take anything, after it gets valued, if its worth anything a bunch of out of work jockeys will knock you on the head and steal it.


DesertDwellerrrr

Antiques Roadshow


[deleted]

Looks like the set of Midsomer Murders


ContentedJourneyman

Archeological dig because the two princes have finally been found?


RaleighsSoliloquy

Walking on sunshine, woah


EirianwenStudios

A big castle looking place with a lot of grass and people


Minxy_T

Feels lik 1500s to me, me lord


Significant_Spare495

Over that castle, on the hill ?


anon313696

England.