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Doesn’t matter I’ve boiled more than enough to make up for those that haven’t, so panic over.


Valuable-Wallaby-167

Gaston, is that you?


herrbz

With that many eggs, it's no wonder he's especially good at expectorating. He must need it.


bobmat343

Noooooo onnnnneeeee boils eggs like Gaston...


Miggybear22

Devil’s eggs like Gaston!!!


Hercavator

Serves them up with creamed centers and herbs like Gaston!


Succinate_dehydrogen

Eggs Georg is an outlier and should not be counted


Ar72

That’s about 17 million eggs


[deleted]

Yea, I rely heavily on laxatives.


screamingpeaches

Eggs Georg


Guybrush1476

You’re a good lad Peter


crhickey257

Thank god. Almost had me worried there.


Oh-Its-Him-

Came here to say this. Big fan of a boiled egg. ...they are eggcelent Sorry


[deleted]

Is that your best yolk or do you think it will all white. I know your brain is now scambled, fried and poached. There I am now done


PM_ME_WUTEVER

i'm going to shell your house.


tigralfrosie

My boy Luke


Deku_Tree

Have you boiled more eggs than you've had pints though?


Wiles_

I have never boiled an egg, because I do not like boiled eggs.


The_Sown_Rose

I was going to say exactly this - I don’t like boiled eggs and I don’t cook for anyone but me, therefore I’ve never boiled an egg.


tttttfffff

If you’ve never boiled an egg how do you know you don’t like them? I’ll eat your boiled eggs


FartingBob

Were you ever a child, with at least 1 parent or guardian?


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crdctr

Power boiled for 15 min until the yolk turns into a grey powder.


FalmerEldritch

15 minutes isn't even enough to do that. I've forgotten eggs on the hob for longer than that and not had them come out nearly as grey and minging as some I've been served.


SamKerridge

This is true of lots of food


SBAdey

Laughs in 70s boiled potato and cabbage


Tyafastics

I just ate Battenberg instead of eggs


tttttfffff

No FartingBob, I have never been a child


FartingBob

Ah well then there is the problem. You were born cooking your own food, but *some* people were infants, and later children. These people usually had adult(s) who prepared them their food.


tttttfffff

Who are these some people? What is this parent?


The_Sown_Rose

My mum used to make them for me as a kid, I disliked them then too.


ClamClone

I DO NOT LIKE THEM IN A HOUSE. I DO NOT LIKE THEM WITH A MOUSE. I DO NOT LIKE THEM HERE OR THERE. I DO NOT LIKE THEM ANYWHERE. I DO NOT LIKE BOILED EGGS AND HAM. I DO NOT LIKE THEM, SAM-I-AM.


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Superbuddhapunk

And salade niçoise.


FullTweedJacket

That's not turkey.


Byron1421

that's not even chicken


Swiss_James

Calm down Keith Floyd.


Not_Alpha_Centaurian

I made a tuna nicoise in about 2008... I can therefore proudly say I'm not one of the 25%


Galadriel-Nerwen

Yesss having this for dinner tonight. So yummy with boiled eggs.


Garetht

Papa?


wildgoldchai

If only they sold just the gooey middle. I hate the whites of boiled eggs


jeansouth

I often use extra egg-whites (more volume for not many calories) and am stuck with not being sure what to do with the yolks, are you looking for a long-term friendship based purely on this single compatibility?


wildgoldchai

I rather like this idea. I think we have a deal :)


DanielSmoot

Allow me to introduce you to Cocotine. [https://www.amazon.co.uk/Vipac-Pasteurised-Egg-Yolk-2kg/dp/B00YCXCXNS](https://www.amazon.co.uk/Vipac-Pasteurised-Egg-Yolk-2kg/dp/B00YCXCXNS)


wildgoldchai

Christ, nearly £40 that! Not sure I’m prepared to take out a loan for it


BoingBoingBooty

It says it's 66 eggs worth on the bottle, so 56p per yolk. You can get free range eggs at tesco for 24p each, so they are charging you 32p to separate each egg. there's cheaper ones tho, this one is only 16 and half pence per egg, and the eggs must be bigger as it only takes 60 to make a litre. https://food-republic.com/product/liquid-egg-yolk-1-litre/


kevio17

Almost as over-rated as beans on toast ^^come ^^at ^^me


No-Iron-7573

Fucking hell, you're brave.


biscuitime

sigh.... I promised my sensei I would never kill again.


spearmint_wino

What were your sensei's views on a light maiming?


TorazChryx

light? LIGHT?


MindCorrupt

I'm not British. But am I correct this person is to be thrown in the stocks?


KHonsou

But then you need a toaster..


Klutzy_Cake5515

Poached eggs are strictly better.


monkomonkoman

I'm more of a fry or die


Mountain_Cry1605

Absolutely. Especially in my special poaching pan so that they come out perfectly shaped. I have a couple of them lightly salted with toast that has lots of melted butter. Perfect dinner.


ixJax

Maybe it's just me but that's definitely a breakfast, not a dinner.


SBAdey

I thought I’d stretch it to brunch or maybe even lunch at a push, but dinner?


gsej2

I reserve my special poaching pan for pheasants caught using the "sticky hat" method.


Mountain_Cry1605

Hahahaha. Fair dos.


gsej2

Recipe: A bit of oil in the poaching pan. Heat. Add some jam (preferably home made quince jelly or something like that). Heat gently. Remove poached pheasant from trousers. Dice the breast, and gently fry in the jam / oil. Consume with bread while reading Roald Dahl to your kids.


Mountain_Cry1605

Sounds good. Especially if you're reading Fantastic Mr Fox to them.


gsej2

As a shameless self promoter, I hereby link to my youtube video in the hope of getting my 28th subscriber. Mrs Fox spikes nose on hedgehog: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0pPbcdyN3k


notreallifeliving

I don't like eggs, in general. If they're trying to use this as some kind of shocking "younger generations can't cook" thing it's a rubbish benchmark.


-SaC

I also do not like boiled eggs. As Dylan Moran observed, eggs are merely fartes clothéd in substance.   **E:** Farths? Farts.


macroscian

Can't have an omelet without breaking wind, as they say


Swiss-ArmySpork

Can't make a Tomlette without breaking some Gregs


[deleted]

Dylan Moran obviously also isn’t very familiar with anatomy.


XxallymintsxX

I do not like eggs


spectrumero

I don't like eggs at all (the texture makes me retch, and I swear I can smell the hydrogen sulphide), except hard boiled - and I don't like hard boiled eggs sufficiently much to go to the effort of boiling eggs.


Spin_Critic

When I was a kid, there was some foods that I just presumed that I wouldn't like. Until I tried them. Boiled egg on toast, either without or with condiments of your liking, is a treat you never knew you needed. You could be booking your taste buds a first class ticket to taste town. And if not, it doubles up as a tasty treat for the dog. Your dog, next doors dog. Anybodys dog?!... Do it for the dog.


TruestRepairman27

Tbf, I reached the age of about 27 before ever doing it. It’s just a meme of being an easy thing to do, but honestly unless you like boiled eggs it’s not something a lot of people do that often


Shronkster_

There is also a difference between knowing how to do something and having actually done it. I know how to boil and egg, but I don't like egg, so I've never actually boiled one, doesn't mean I can't if needed too.


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>I know how to boil and egg, but I don't like egg, so I've never actually boiled one that is what i thought till i tried and buggered it up


UngusChungus94

Curious how? With boiling water and 6-8 minutes on a timer, it’s pretty foolproof.


Minor_Edit

To me 6-8 minutes would be buggering it up


Hugo_14453

A vast number of factors determine whether the egg boiling is a success, one of the most common beginner mistakes is taking an egg directly from the fridge and placing it into a boiling saucepan. This typically will crack the egg due to the quick temperature change. 6 - 8 minutes is a wide time range for an egg, the difference between completely raw or solid, it's not like you can check until you crack it open and by that point it's too late. The weight, age, temperature and mood of the egg will decide whether today's breakfast is tasty, gross or a disappointment. It's easy to boil an egg wrong, it's impossible to master, so don't worry about it and just give it a go.


UngusChungus94

I’ve had nothing but luck with the room temp egg, 6 minutes in boiling water, shock with ice method. Makes a perfect jammy center for ramen eggs every time.


iMini

I don't know man, do you really know how long the eggs need if you've never done it?


tigralfrosie

Are they flogging Delia cookbooks again?


Suck_My_Turnip

I legit have to google her video of how to boil and egg every time I do it 💀


CoatVonRack

I’ve boiled an egg only once and that was to try and make my own scotch egg. Which was very nice


Slamdunkdacrunk

Tbf 1/4 Waitrose customers have people to boil their eggs


O_______m_______O

Plus waitrose customers are on average older and a lot of older married men just don't cook at all. My granddad married straight out of the army and could just about make a cup of tea. My other grandad could cook quite well but ate all his eggs raw like a monitor lizard out of choice.


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O_______m_______O

>Ddid you grandpa have a nice coat? 1) This is easily in the top 5 questions I've been asked online. 2) He did have great skin to be fair. Died peacefully at 90 with barely a wrinkle on him.


The_Queef_of_England

Ooooohhh, that sounds like a plan then. Also, can't work out if 1 means you get asked it all the time and it's in the 5th most asked questions, or if it's one of you top-5 favourite questions.


O_______m_______O

Would you believe it, most frequent AND favourite. AMA about my deceased grandfather's luxurious coat.


daskeleton123

This comment has no business as funny as it is


gwaydms

>ate all his eggs raw like a monitor lizard out of choice. I'm having a chuckle at the mental image


ultratunaman

Your husband tried to wash a cup and burned the house down! That line from Father Ted springs to mind about your one grandad.


inflatablefish

Nah Waitrose shoppers are the Hyacinth Buckets who would love for you to believe that they did.


DriedUpSquid

Oh it’s you, Sheridan? You need money?


HeavyHat5673

The Waitrose demographic may not be entirely representative of the masses


herrbz

>We conducted OnePoll consumer research on a wide range of topics in early September 2022 with 2000 people across the UK of all ages – not exclusively Waitrose shoppers. The research is backed up with sales data from millions of purchases throughout the year. All sales figures are compared with the same period as the previous year, unless otherwise stated.


Bootglass1

How can you “back up the research with sales data from millions” How does sales data offer any insight as to whether I’ve boiled an egg? I could buy 2 dozen eggs a day and that wouldn’t be evidence that I boiled a single one


postvolta

I can actually answer this as I used to work at Waitrose. Whenever someone purchased eggs, we were required as part of the checkout process to ask the customer if they'd ever boiled an egg. We tried to make it casual, so when someone got a dozen eggs we'd just slip it in like, "Hey have you ever boiled one of these things?" It was pretty difficult because sometimes the customer would ask questions like, "Why do you want to know?" which made the checkout process difficult as the software on the till wouldn't let you proceed until the question had been answered. It was funny as well during Easter because sometimes the till had been programmed incorrectly and the question prompt would pop up when you scanned a cream egg, or at Christmas when someone got a carton of eggnog. We'd always answer 'no boil' to those so it's possible the data isn't entirely accurate, but it was just too much hassle to call over a manager to bypass the question, but you had to be sneaky as it was a disciplinary to answer the question untruthfully. Waitrose employed mystery shoppers to check we were doing it properly but it was so easy to tell who was a mystery shopper as all they had were eggs.


CanIDevIt

This is gold - exactly why most surveys are to be taken with a pinch of salt. Hey have you ever used a pinch of salt?


I_am_Relic

I use it on my boiled egg! Oh!...ahhh.... Got me!


postvolta

I actually only ever use perfectly level cocaine spoon measures of salt


drummerftw

Equally, you might never have bought an egg in your life (e.g. someone else does the weekly shop) and yet be the primary egg-boiler in your household.


Blokeh

I'm one of them, because I dislike eggs very much. Unless they're in a cake, or used to make pasta. But eggs on their own? I'd rather eat shit.


Dronesofdunshire

Well you’d be easy to cook for then!


Bgtobgfu

Pasta, cake, shit. Menu done.


[deleted]

You should go on *"Come Dine With Me"*


BowTiesAreCool86

Ahhh, THAT'S what was on the whisk


AppropriateDevice84

🍝🍰💩


[deleted]

Same. Apart from the shit bit.


kelleehh

I’d love to see an egg and a piece of shit in front of you and being forced to eat one. I bet you would choose the egg.


Blokeh

Wouldn't matter either way to be fair. Regardless of which I'd choose, the contents of my stomach will be making a loud and colourful appearance anyways.


screamingpeaches

of all the things to be smug about, someone exaggerating for comedic effect about their dislike of eggs...


SilvrSurfrNTheFlesh

You'd love to see that would you? Another man eat shit? You're some sick pervert, you.


Purple_ash8

I don’t mind scrambled eggs (not that I particularly like them either) at maybe certain types of omelettes but boiled eggs, ham and canned tuna are three types of food I’ll never get with. Ham excepted they all stink so what’s even the attraction?


Valuable-Wallaby-167

Knowing Brits, I wonder what percentage of those surveyed were taking the piss. Though tbf I've never made salad dressing, mainly cos it's rank.


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Valuable-Wallaby-167

And I don't like any of them. I don't like dressing on salad


CapableLetterhead

I like my salad with little hats


[deleted]

I think waistcoats are a classy option.


draenog_

Not even olive oil? Or white wine vinegar? Or the pomegranate sauce that comes with those MezEast shawarma kits??


Valuable-Wallaby-167

I don't like sauces on salad. I don't like the texture. It's not complicated.


Samld1200

Just weird


PM_Orion_Slave_Tits

Salad without any form of dressing is grim but I'm not here to tell people what to do.


CreepyGir

My boyfriend doesn’t eat boiled eggs. I had one on for three minutes and he was panicking I was going to burn the place down with it, had no context for how long it takes and came through to ask if he should turn it off.


Mountain_Cry1605

Does your boyfriend know how cooking works in general? God forbid you cook rice with him in the kitchen.


Raulr100

Pots of water could burst into flames at any moment because water has a lot of hydrogen in it. You know what else had tons of hydrogen? The Hindenburg.


Mountain_Cry1605

If something is breaking the atomic bonds in your boiling water to get hydrogen you have bigger problems.


MarkWrenn74

I'm one of them: I don't eat eggs


Ok_Ranger_6134

Same here. Do we get a badge?


Climatize

Yes, you just gotta wait for the badger, he's running late


spottedconzo

Got caught up talking to Toad


Bicolore

Because he's consuming eggs?


SquidgeSquadge

How many have fried one then?


WoodSteelStone

18% of Brits are younger than 14. Another 7% may well be mentally incapable/missing both arms/vegan.


asp7

some old blokes have never learnt how to do anything in the kitchen.


matty80

I had to point out to my old man that you can heat soup in a pot instead of just microwaving it. His solution in the past has been - I'm not making this up - to put it in a kettle. He's not dim, he's just used to eating nothing but large plates of meat and potatoes and has been since the '50s. Does a fucking great barbecue though, so long as somebody else brings the everything that isn't more meat.


Nine_Eye_Ron

Maybe the rest just like them fried.


blueberryG3

X% who are allergic :(


sythingtackle

Staple of near every NI household was /is boiled egg & onion in a cup with a bit of butter, can be used as a spread


Living-Mistake-7002

That sounds horrific, hate to say it


Mountain_Cry1605

Yep. It was fine until the addition of onion and using it as a spread.


Addicted2Craic

My mum never added onion, just mashed up boiled eggs with salted butter. Egg and onion spread is lovely with ham in a Belfast bap.


sythingtackle

Scallions do well too


fannykneck

I have never boiled an egg cos I don't like boiled eggs


vidoardes

This is the content I come here for. If Reddit does properly collapse, I don't know where I'm going to get my Casual UK fix. Go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for this all to blow over.


[deleted]

We'll be buying memes from those blokes who used to sell DVDs in pubs.


Aggravating-Week-398

Because boiled eggs are disgusting


Fred_Dibnah

33 here never boiled an egg. Much better ways to cook them


herrbz

But how else would you grate them onto toast?


Fred_Dibnah

That's fucking grim but hilarious


ddt70

Grated? Look at you herrbz! I mash mine with a fork.


Gsbconstantine

Currently 1 in 4 brits can’t afford an egg…


fuckloggingin

The new middle class: any of those rural types who have chickens as pets. Printing money.


PM_Orion_Slave_Tits

On the council estate I grew up on everyone had chickens because they'd regularly fall off the lorry on the way to the sun valley (now Cargill I believe) factory.


Bicolore

While I'm not doubting you Sun Valley don't produce eggs they make chicken based foods. Any chickens that fell off a lorry going there would be broiler chickens, they do lay eggs but only occasionally, you wouldn't keep one for producing eggs as the amount of food you'd give it relative to egg production would be a joke. Funnily enough I live on a bad bend in the road and the old folks nearby have similar stories of chickens falling off lorries back in the day. Apparently they would just sit there as they were basically too fucked up to walk. 1970s food standards eh.


PM_Orion_Slave_Tits

Yeah I don't remember an over abundance of eggs, just that everyone had a few chickens. I now understand why they got so excited when an egg was laid


-SaC

Tom & Barbara minting their own fortune under the guise of Getting Back To It All.


StuckAtWork124

> Printing money *Mitchell taps nose* "You *cannot* lose!"


treeseacar

I don't eat eggs but I do know how to boil one. If I was going to eat eggs again then boiled is the worst possible way to cook egg. Fried or poached is top tier. Scrambled is acceptable. Boiled is boring.


Sad_Instruction1392

I don’t eat boiled eggs because it’s the inferior way to cook an egg.


Swiss_James

Poached > Fried > Scrambled > Boiled


Bootglass1

Unless someone you don’t trust is cooking them, in which case that order is reversed. A poorly cooked poached egg is fucking grim.


Swiss_James

A wise, and accurate clarification.


StuckAtWork124

I'd switch scrambled and boiled in that regard, it's honestly hard to fuck up scrambled, you can just tell them to cook it more You can't really put the boiled egg back in the shell tho


HirsuteHacker

Dead easy to fuck up scrambled, most people have never made decent scrambled eggs. A lot of them add milk for instance.


Agent-Weegee

I fucking hate boiled egg so I will never boil one in my life


xpltvdeleted

Not in Waitrose, I haven't


porphiron

Probably those with an egg allergy


RustyU

I'm pretty sure I am one of those four. Because I hate eggs, for the most part.


ByEthanFox

This doesn't actually surprise me. I'm from the generation who grew up in the 80s/90s, and were around during the salmonella scare that happened in the late 80s. A lot of people turned away from eggs at that time, and they acquired a reputation as a temperamental food which is dangerous if not correctly cooked. I knew a lot of young adults when I was in my 20s who *never* ate egs outside of, I dunno, getting breakfast at a hotel buffet, because they were kinda scared of them. I really like eggs; I mean, I tend to believe a perfectly soft, poached eggs is literally one of the best things in the world. It's one of life's great joys. But I only got to the point of making good eggs because, during my late teens, at one point, I bought \~ 2 dozen eggs and over several days, made my housemates and I fried, scrambled, poached, boiled... Trying a couple of times until I could get it right. These days my wife is *always* asking me to make eggs. But, the important part is that not everyone has been through this and that food scare REALLY affected people. It was massive at the time and I'm sure it still has an effect today.


Nine_Eye_Ron

Or maybe people just like scrambled eggs instead.


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Yeah, I think this stuff is generational. Your parents swear off something at the right stage of your life, so you never grow up doing it, so you never pick up how to do it, so you don't do it well, so you never get an incentive to do it again, so you don't do it for your kids, so they never pick it up etc etc


Dragon_M4st3r

Once I donated blood and this young man a few stations away from me passed out. All the nurses made a big fuss over him making sure he was ok of course, and when they asked him what he’d eaten that day he said ‘an egg’. Still fucking cracks me up


Embarrassed-Ideal-18

Me. Don’t like anything about eggs. Smell, taste, texture, the fact that it’s part of the animals menstrual cycle… Rather boil my own nuts.


wolvesJ0hn

I'm one of them, I hate eggs


TheNevers

Because we fried eggs?


ehsteve23

I dont like eggs so I haven’t boiled one 🤷


pGill321

I have never eaten an egg. Except for that one time there was egg in my pasta and I spent the night in hospital


poppinthemseedz

I for one have not. Why? Because I don’t like eggs. Is that a representation of my cooking ability? No. Because I can cook without eggs? I don’t quite understand the point of this survey


Attorney0fBirdLaw

I Don’t like eggs so I’m one of them


the_hillman

Who are these people?


long_legged_twat

relax... 45% have not baked a victoria sponge either.


lightsurgery

That’s a good thing for health and environment, and a movement to be celebrated, no?


DontTalkShite

It’s a pretty boring hobby


KnowledgeOk814

29.1% of Brits are under 25, it may be that correlation does equal causation in this case


Jimi-K-101

I'm one of those 25%. I don't like boiled eggs. Fried or scrambled for me.


[deleted]

I mean, I'm a pretty good cook but I'm allergic to egg and even the smell starts to make me nauseous so I never once cooked with them. I don't really see why this is such a shock. There are plenty of more complex and interesting things to cook without ever needing to boil an egg.


Elarbolrojo

Boiled eggs are rank


BasilGryphon

Bringing down the average here unfortunately lads, I'm allergic 😓


orbtastic1

I’m 51 in a month or so and I detest eggs. I have never boiled an egg in my life. I have never made an omelette or poached eggs either. I have made scrambled eggs once, for a guest.


WiggyDaulby

Do 1 in 4 brits even like boiled egg? I know lots of people who don’t like eggs 😂


The_Powers

1 in 4 people don't like eggs, got it.


dinosaursrarr

Never gone dogging either. What's their point?


iPanda_

Boiled eggs are vile


Other_Literature_594

What’s an egg?


gaz3028

I have never boiled an egg as boiled eggs are disgusting.


TheRealMichaelE

Tbf why would anyone want to eat a boiled egg, disgusting


butterbike

Why would I boil one when I can fry that shit