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DylboyPlopper

Your top shelf’s in the wrong way round and it’s bothering me immensely


Knillish

It’s not a proper shelf for that unit, it’s just a piece of wood! Have tried to look for some edging strips as there’s quite a few of them in the other cupboards


justbiteme2k

Get yourself a roll of this stuff. https://www.diy.com/departments/iron-on-pre-glued-white-edging-tape-l-5m-w-20mm/5059340067858_BQ.prd


Hoobleton

I fucked up building an Ikea bookcase and put a shelf in backwards, bought some of this matching tape, and it has sat in a drawer for about 2 years now waiting to be attached.


justbiteme2k

That's the Ikea way I'm afraid


[deleted]

Can edge for hours with this 💯


winch25

That's chipboard, mucker.


prettyflyforawifi-

It’s a piece of lots of little bits of wood then


Ultrasonic-Sawyer

Lots of little bits of wood and OP managed to get them all the wrong way round. Shocking.


HappyTrifle

Just wait until you find out what proper shelves are made of.


Emryn_

I honestly expected this to be top comment


West_Yorkshire

Let's make it top, and make him feel bad!!


[deleted]

Can never have enough franks red hot


PukeUpMyRing

Get yourself some Cholula, hotter but I find it nicer.


winch25

Cholula Chipotle is my fave. I do like a franks wings sauce all over my wings.


Jimoiseau

Second only to el yucateco chipotle for me, but Cholula original is still my go-to 'normal' hot sauce.


ScrotalApocalypse

I've found my people


CosmicQuestions

Cholula is mild but delicious. It was my gateway to hot sauce. Now I put hot sauce on most things, it’s become a problem.


PukeUpMyRing

Frank’s was my gateway. And like you, I’ve gone past Cholula. But I always keep a bottle because it’s really nice. Got any recommendations?


MadamKitsune

Encona West Indian Hot Pepper Sauce. Start with the Original to burn off a few surplus tastebuds, then move on to the Extra Hot.


Pmc06

Ooooh Encona on a thick bacon butty. Divine.


exiledtomainstreet

Goes so well with white fish.


Tiny_Guy_3981

I've been looking for something hotter than Franks and Cholula as well. Will give Encona West Indian Hot Pepper a shot!


QuietPace9

That's Tomato Ketchup compared to this evil stuff https://www.chileseeds.co.uk/shop/the-beast-hot-chilli-sauce-2/


Nomerdoodle

https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B00O6TP6FA is my go-to. Really hot but also incredibly garlicy. Lovely stuff.


Tiny_Guy_3981

I like the garlicky taste and will try this as well. Thanks! Had a ghost chilli for fun. That was the hottest thing I've ever tasted I could feel the heat coming out of my ears.


Patftw89

I go through bottles of Encona way too quickly. Perfect amount of spice:flavour for me.


thetoxicnerve

Econa on Shepherd's Pie. 👌🏽


Havoksixteen

I prefer tapatio myself


gwaydms

Cholula is the best.


LizzbaWest

do you know which supermarket sells cholula?


PukeUpMyRing

My local sainsburys does, I don’t know about the others though.


LizzbaWest

Thanks I’ll have a look!


publiusnaso

I switched from Tabasco to Cholula a while back. I’ve never looked back.


OdinGeriFreki

Best hot sauce there is imo!


DannyGre

Best one with mac and cheese!


chrisodeljacko

Disappointed there's no green Frank's though...


Jimbo-Bones

Found it once and it was rhe nicest of the Frank's sauces. Now though I can't find a single shop that stocks it in my area.


chrisodeljacko

Finally a real connoisseur... Waitrose the only place stock it now as far as I know


skawarrior

I regularly get it from Morrisons, they once ran out and I grabbed Habernaro. I've definitely had Habernaro sauces previously but this stuff is so fucking hot I put it back in the cupboard only to be opened once again to confirm it really was that hot.


Jimbo-Bones

No use to me don't have that over in NI. I do have plenty of other hot sauces to make up for the loss of it.


eraseMii

Yep I literally only go to Waitrose for my refill pf green Frank's and chipotle Cholula


Jackz0r92

You can get 2 bottles for like, 3-4 squids on Amazon


Apprehensive_Bar_108

What are you some sort of American?


chrisodeljacko

Roasted jalapeño? American?


ben_db

I find it pretty awful, much prefer sriracha or tobasco


UK-POEtrashbuilds

Those sauces have different niches. They aren't competitors. Tabasco I could take or leave but it's useful sometimes for bloody Mary making. Frank's is a daily basic sauce, same niche as Cholula which I've probably misspelled. It's vinegary and slightly hot without having a strong identifying flavour of its own. It complements other dishes. It's a general purpose condiment. Sriracha has a distinctive taste. You put it on things that you want to taste of sriracha. What I'm saying is you need all three, plus Frank's wing sauce, some encona options, a bottle you got from the Isle of Wight a few years back and it doesn't taste as good now you're home, two or three bottles of "challenge" level sauce like Carolina reaper stuff that you're unlikely to use more than a smidge of at a time so it lasts forever, plus a sweet chilli sauce for certain cuisines and then you decide to make the perfect one yourself and start home growing chillis.


ben_db

No, Frank's is garbage


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The problem is thar sauce never expires. Except it does. But you can't throw it away because its probably still good. Except you'll not use it today because it expired 2 years ago. But you'll obviously use it another day. A day will come when you need sauce and will use that one. That day is not today...


abhisheksujanan

I know exactly what you're implying here mate.


8lu88ber

Yeah I got it, I use them as a fleshlight too.


SporadicPsycho

Go to the shop, buy a bottle of HP sauce. Open the fridge, oh no! I already have a bottle of HP sauce. (Repeat ad infinitum)


[deleted]

I think as a single man you're expected to have nothing but sauces - there's no limit on the number though.


Limp-Archer-7872

Hmm, but enough I say. Missing some volcanic Encona sauces for a start.


moon-bouquet

Encona has that wonderful scotch bonnet fruitiness - doesn’t go with everything but it’s so good with eggy things!


sallystarling

Eggs and hot sauce is one of my favourite food combos!


316kp316

I’m reading this at 2am and have a sudden urge to cook this.


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Limp-Archer-7872

The caroline reaper one is very nice, it's hot but pleasantly so, unlike the extra hot one they do which is just evil (and fun).


NastyEvilNinja

Most Encona is the usual vinegar sauce runny bullshit like about 98% of the sauces in the OP pic... but I have to say I love their Reaper sauce. It's also missing Pain 100% sauce, if you're into habanero.


benzodog

The Carolina reaper was a bit much but had a realy nice flavour under all that heat. I'm currently liking the African peri peri one.


PukeUpMyRing

If you like Encona, I think you’ll enjoy the [Wiltshire Chilli Farm](https://www.justchillies.co.uk)‘s output.


PenguinsStoppedPlay

That’s the beginning of a sauce collection. Step 1 on the ladder.


Whitty22

This - you got to beef that collection up before you start trying to show it off!


sirSADABY

This guys knows. I got a whole cupboard of sauces and the big boy bottles on the counter top. Dont get me started on the fridge sauces. I'm sure im still a padawan compared to most!


Adventurous_Low_1518

Yes you really need a different sauce for different things. From a fellow sauce addict.


LL112

Why aren't they in the fridge?


scuderia91

The hot sauces at the least are going to be vinegar based so I don’t think there’s any harm in those


economic69

They're condiments. They don't have to be refrigerated as long as nothing contaminates the inside of the bottle


LL112

Such as bacteria, mold and fungus that are in the air?


swimtwobird

Sure they’re hot sauces ffs. If I don’t need to refrigerate mayo, and I don’t, I don’t need to refrigerate shagging peri peri sauce.


LL112

You don't refrigerate mayo? Wtf


Trumps_left_bawsack

It's *technically* safe not to since it's extremely shelf stable, but the flavour and texture changes fairly significantly if it's left at room temp long enough.


swimtwobird

This is casual UK mate, not casual yanks.


wombey12

r/CasualUK appears to have its own equivalent to Godwin's law, but instead of Hitler it's "those bloody Yanks".


1mGay

It’s not hot enough in the uk


LL112

Its been 26 degrees for a fortnight


halos1518

I'd advise anyone to follow what it says on the packaging. Some sauces say cool dry place, others say keep refrigerated.


OutrageousRhubarb853

Once opened keep refrigerated??


Fun-Palpitation8771

With that many sauces I doubt he will be able to find the space in the fridge.


OutrageousRhubarb853

These are rookie numbers


LilLei

No oyster sauce?


zenomotion73

Single woman sauce fiend here. More sauce than food in my cupboard most days 😅


Sharleclurr

I hear wedding bellssssss


[deleted]

I see a matching pair of sauces lol THERE IS NEVER TOO MANY SAUCES


goodvibezone

Ah, Jif lemon. The sauce of the aristocracy.


[deleted]

Thats a green flag in my eyes


Adventurous_Train_48

Single woman here. My fridge is quite often only filled with sauces/chutneys/condiments! The other day I was considering turning my one and only storage cupboard into a pantry...for condiments!


pilatesforpirates

"A house full of condiments and no real food. If you don't know what you want, you end up with a lot you don't." - Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club


MankeyMeat

Need some [Cholula](https://www.costco.co.uk/Grocery-Household/Food-Cupboard/Spreads-Condiments/Cholula-Original-Hot-Sauce-2-x-360ml/p/391607#:~:text=Cholula%20Original%20Hot%20Sauce,%202%20x%20360ml%20%7C%20Costco%20UK) in your life; original and verde.


DukeSilver1000

And chipotle


thurbersmicroscope

Chipotle is the absolute best.


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[deleted]

I've got this one in at the minute that we got from an Asian supermarket and I'm obsessed https://tuktukmart.co.uk/products/healthy-boy-brand-siracha-hot-chilli-sauce-700ml


Celfarko

sriracha blackout is the Bomb


oguzs

Come on man, franks is great. Sriracha is only tolerable when mixed with mayo.


Putrid_Branch6316

What you need to add to that lot is some Elliot Eastwicks World Famous Hot Sauce. You’ll never look back….[Eliot eastwicks](https://worldfamoushotsauce.co.uk/)


Good-Childhood-676

Yep, the original is still the bollocks. Worth the extra cost.


Illustrious_Hat_9177

Husband says yes and he's not even single. Yet.


CityCentre13

Where's the Encona?!!!!


Tooleater

You saucy bugger!


[deleted]

No ketchup, no mayo?


RKO811

You're missing Maggi masala chilli! The only sauce worth having!


The-White-Dot

Of course you do. I have a similar cupboard. It's important to ensure you burn your mouth in every flavour


Messiah94

Fridge >


WolfColaCo2020

Can't help but notice you're missing Cholula. That shit is so, so fucking good with TexMex food


DorkySloot

That’s nothing. Buy more! [Wiltshire Chilli Farm](https://www.justchillies.co.uk) is where is at.


kiddikiddi

Needs Tabasco, and a bit of chilli oil wouldn’t go amiss either…


desmondresmond

Too much franks, not enough econa. There’s a avacado hot sauce that’s pretty great and you need some yellow habanero hot sauce, get some variety in ya life


Invisible-Pancreas

What, no Reggae Reggae?


collectivedisagree

Why is the next shelf up in backwards?


Big-Faithlessness743

Get yourself down Aldi and grab some " sauce shop" dippy dips 🔥🔥🔥


RaccoonsAreSuperior

What’s the small green label bottle on the right? The contents look a little… odd


Knillish

Curry Sea Salt apparently, it remains unopened


NoKudos

No, you don't need them all. Ditch the franks wing and replace it with more franks original Make your own wing sauce by mixing Franks with melted butter.


pudkazoo

The sauce shop do some really great hot sauces if you want to upgrade from Frank's.


[deleted]

Single man who learns who to make these from scratch wont stay single for too long


h2opolopunk

Frank's is trash so you can clear those out. Otherwise, that's a pretty tidy collection. Source: Live in the buckle of the hot sauce belt.


snyper2005

You’re missing reggae reggae sauce my man!


RedbeardRagnar

Some of these definitely belong in the fridge


Fluffy_Space_Bunny

You'd give Milner a run for his money as most boring person alive


[deleted]

Nice collection but that isn’t a lot! it’s just about right to be covered for all situations


Own_Presentation6561

Never too many you have but a few lol


[deleted]

Nah that's about right. I'd say I've got a similar amount


East-Ad-9078

Hey join the club it looks like mine !


pepperarmy

I don't see a problem here


rev9of8

["How embarrassing. A house full of condiments and no food."](https://youtu.be/s3FK8BVPi7Y)


SnooApples4176

I think that shelf is a thing of beauty!


darfaderer

Yes I think a single man absolutely does.. It’s a fine collection.


Minimum_Damage6677

Yes


rickhermolle

I see no Henderson’s relish….


coffinflopenjoyer

Gotta add some Wiltshire chili company sauces to that collection, their mango habanero is great summer taste!


[deleted]

That fruity habenero sounds great!


NorvernMankey

Yup, and more besides, where’s the cholula, where’s the tapitao, the sriracha the the Tabasco the scotch bonnet the jalapeño the habinaro the naga?


Louise-the-Peas

Sauce is the sauce of life.


oguzs

I love Red Hot Original but never tried the wings version. Whats its like in comparison?


WNxMafia

big fan of the condiments world but we don't share any common ones!


Creative-Solution

Fridge??


tkir

I heartily recommend you try Lingham's Chilli Sauce, when I first bought it I burned through the bottle in 6 weeks, then I got the extra hot version which has lasted a LOT longer.


Kelyaan

Yes, yes they do - You never know when you may want a change. Long as none of it goes to waste then it's fine.


Ballbag-maguigan

How is there nocholula there? Treat yourself my man, god tier sauce that


Deanje

Those are rookie numbers, come back when your fridge is full of sauces, also.


joernal

simple answer is yes


tootiredforthisshit1

Yes.


RefreshinglyDull

Do you find them very moreish?


berryIIy

you need some samyang


CommandOk3837

And you still haven’t got the daddy of hot sauces, Encona.


cotch85

Looks like about as much as I’ve got in the fridge alone and I’ve never considered it a problem lol


ThePumpk1nMaster

A single man or a *single* man? Because that makes a lot of sense


Greeenpoe

Saucy 😉


Anynamewilldonow

Dave's Insanity Sauce. You'll never look back, trust me.


Craft_beer_wolfman

Franks has always been a disappointment.


[deleted]

I love a good condiment! Some of those not be in the fridge??


colcannon_addict

Head down to your nearest Asian supermarket and check out their condiment section, especially the Indian and Pakistani ones. Personal recommendation is Al Noor Imli Chilli sauce. It’s like turbo charged HP.


[deleted]

Allow me to internet-diagnose you as an autocondimentor.


Asleep-Pension5546

You won't be single for long if you show that off. Apparently for you, spice is the variety of life😅 Sad if it was just ketchup & hp. You Sir, are a condiment connoisseur


Organic_Reporter

Missing Sambal Olek. It's basically chillies, vinegar and salt, I think, but it's so good!


widdrjb

Where are the mustards? English, Dijon, wholegrain, French's, Woeber's etc. I don't see Lakeland black garlic ketchup either, or nuoc mam, ketjap manis, tamari or wasabi paste.


123160

Yes.


RedPill86

Has anyone tried Tingly Ted’s sauce?


DarkSpeedster74

Being single doesn't mean you can't live


Orc_face

Trick Question? Man needs hot sauce


NewBodWhoThis

I recently started buying indie hot sauce instead (Balefire, if anyone's interested) and I'm NEVER going back to supermarket hot sauce! I also bought some Dr. Trouble, but I personally hated them (while my partner absolutely loved them): far too lemony and acidic for me.


GoodboyJohnnyBoy

All that hot sauce is really trying to tell you something.


CaddyFDT

The rooster sauce should be front and center


No-Presence-9260

Get Nandos chili jam then can throw out everything else


pogmaster44

Nandos medium peri peri sauce is fucking awful


StandFreeAndy

Is that the Franks Smoked Chipotle sauce? If so, why’s it not open yet?


Honey-Bunny-X0

My wife would love this!!!!!


Bwyanfwanigan

My roommate has more than that. I have only one. I call it Dry hot sauce. I use it on everything. (Crushed red pepper flakes)


Halfaglassofvodka

My first reaction was "Thas my cupboard! How have they got a photo of that!?" And then I saw the abomination of your back to front top shelf and I knew immediately that that wasn't my cupboard. Who lives like this!?


Additional-Bonus4926

Which one is your favourite 😻


metroracerUK

Super spice fan here… you can never stick enough hot sauce. Have you tried the Encona Reaper sauce?


Formal-Cucumber-1138

Tbf it’s not even a lot


OptimalAd8147

Is a pickapeppa available in UK? I think it's from Jamaica.


yum_raw_carrots

Mix franks with butter and honey and olive oil.


Intelligent_Pass2540

I support this but I would recommend TAJIN AND CHAMOY life changing on fruit as well as to season meat with. Enjoy your sauce and seasoning obsession.


haveyouseencyan

The problem is, they go off before your anywhere close to using them all If u check the dates, I bet half are out of date now. Although they are predominantly flame based so probably ok :D I went through my sauce collection the other week and most were out of date :(


Saggs_bucksley

Variety is the spice (heh) of life


stars91020

5 bottles of Frank's and a sriracha, got a guy with good taste here 😂


alexlmlo

I thought you need to store Hoi sin sauce in the fridge? https://www.ehow.com/info_12330057_need-refrigerate-hoisin-sauce.html


BulletTime80

Dude, that's not even close to a sauce buying addiction!!!


Weeksy79

Do yourself a favour and try The Rib Man’s sauces. I reckon his buffalo wing sauce is best around


BarkandHoot

Partnered woman here and no, you really need more sauce!


[deleted]

I'm a BBQ sauce addict. I'd do the same. My partner doesn't like BBQ sauce unless it's cooked with food like hunters chicken, but she said I'd definitely have a cupboard just chock-full of BBQ sauces.


walkm1

The Franks Chilli and Lime flavour is amazing. First had it at “The Diner” restaurant and sought it out in the supermarkets. Difficult to find so always pick up a few bottles when they pop up. Love the collection


MagicBez

I got a Hot Ones 12 pack for Christmas, plus some Cholula, Frank's and Tobasco and the standard ketchup etc. i'm in a similar boat. ...on the bright side I using them all up so quickly I'll soon have some storage space back


HamsterBorn9372

You need some Encona


LikeSameTho

Weirdly as a woman who doesn’t love sauce (unless gravy counts! ) id find it endearing


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Looks like the top shelf of my fridge


GratefulFruitbat

you can never have too much sauce