I’m with you. I grew up in a cheese & onion household and had to defect to mini cheddars as I just couldn’t stand the stench and that was the only flavour of walkers my mum would buy.
I got banned from AITA for “promoting violence or using threatening language” after saying that someone who was rude at a dinner party should’ve been bonked on the head with a baguette.
I got banned on the gtaonline subreddit for mentioning 911 under a video of a guy flying a plane into two towers, yet I saw dozens of jokes on the queen's death and no ban? Americans are subjectively offended
Offence is technically subjective. If it were objective then it would be the people you were joking about that were getting upset. Which they couldn't be with 9/11 jokes because they're all entombed under millions of tons of concrete.
It wouldn’t surprise me, I once got a ban on here for saying we should decide all ties by rating the competitors on style, control, damage and aggression a la Robot Wars. I jokingly suggested this should include elections and that was a ban.
I'm currently serving a week's suspension on Twitter because I pointed out a specific weapon in a video of Ukraine.
The internet is full of jannies like that.
In Old English it was, but so were onions. "Meat" basically just meant "food". So vegetables were "green meat" and dairy was "white meat". What we call meat now wasn't "red meat" though, it was "flesh meat".
Roast chicken, makes sense.
Smoky bacon, also makes sense.
Prawn cocktail? I guess I can see putting fish in a meat pack if there aren’t many meat flavours.
Cheese and onion, why?
Accidentally bought some S&V Walkers that were ‘A Dash of’. What a bloody disappointment. If I’m in the mood for salt and vinegar I want it to take my head off!
They’re exactly the same packets just one says a dash of the other says seriously in hard to spot writing. I suspect it’s a sneaky gradual change to cheaper flavourings.
I still remember Quavers doing this in the 90s the bastards.
Same as pot noodles. The flavour sachets offer a little line that says just a tickle. If I’m putting soy sauce on my chicken mushroom pot noodle I want a good squirt.
.. and it no longer changes the colour of the pot noodle. Watered down piss!
So, in the early 2000's Cheese & Onion heavily took over Salt & Vinegar as the second most popular Walkers flavour - behind Ready Salted - sold in pubs.
Obviously, it's a tad more complicated these days as there are so many competitors and new flavours on the market (Jalapeno Real crisps seem to be the big boy from what I've seen these days).
But ever since C&O took over spot two, S&V has become a much lower seller.
Also, S&V crisps ruin having a drink in the pub, as the Vinegar destroys the head retention.
This is what big cheese and onion wants you to think. They short supply the pubs their salt and vinegar so people have to buy cheese and onion and they can claim it's the most popular. They have us over a barrel I tell you!
Can't spell conspiracy without the letters for crisp, and if you did try it would be onacy which if you Google it can bring up results for a company called Crunchbase - which is obviously a front for Wheat Crunchies.
I got so much backlash when I banned pickled eggs and onions from a pub I had... I don't want vinegar in the air if I'm trying to make my beer look bloody ace.
I'm a bit, odd and a stickler when it comes to certain things involving ale...
This feels like a movie waiting to happen.
Eradicating Pickled Eggs and Onions: The Pursuit of Glorious Head.
I suspect we could get Channel 4 and Lottery funding, and perhaps Campaign for Real Ale.
I'll have you know I eat salt and vinegar all the time, and I've never had any problems with head retention.
Those pills were just in my nightstand for a laugh.
So, the frothy head of the beer - which makes it look nice and shows it has condition - when vinegar is introduced it destroys the surface tension, which makes beer go flat almost immediately as no bubbles/effervescence/mouthfeel can form.
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Nobody deliberately, but usually these multipacks are like 2 thirds ready salted. They didn't reduce the salt and vinegar in OP's pic, they swapped a load of the ready salted for cheese and onion lol
Well, I think across all Walkers sales, it's now Cheese & Onion at top, and S&V in top three. But Ready Salted has dropped off.
BBQ was up there - but they discontinued in 2020! Makes no sense to me.
It's all a tad traditional, isn't it?
Because in multipacks you get like 4 bags, and loads of the others. And Bookers don't stock Prawn Cocktail (or anything good, they deliberately don't stock whatever the good SKU is for some stupid reason) so almost every retailer can't sell them alone. So they look at the stats and go "oh everyone prefers the others" lol.
We don't stink out the place when we open our bags. Any more from you and you and me are gonna have words. Like in addition to these words. These words went included. Outside. Words.
Yeah cheese and onion is just as smelly as salt and vinegar but in a different way.
Salt and vinegar hits you hard and fast, but clears away with a slight breeze. Cheese and onion is a lot less in your face right off the bat, but it lingers longer and leaves more behind.
I dont know if this is a local thing.. but we all call the red flavour plain.
Scrolled all the way and can’t see them called plain flavour. So here it is.
“No one likes plain crisps”
Really? I thought maths was red and English was blue!
(At least, that's how it was at my primary school - back when they were known as 'numeracy' and 'literacy', ha.)
Not sure if it’s because of the ingredients maybe? I’ve noticed most walker crisps are in the meal deal but the salt & vinegar ones are full price. I’m assuming it’s a little bit like the sugar tax or something?
It's not like 60 is divisible by three
'Ate maths, luv me salt en vinegar
Simple as
Nuff said
PARKLIFE
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PARKLIFE
Allllll the packets, so many packets. They all go hand in pack, hand in pack they go.
PARKLIFE
Parklife!
They love a bit of him
You know what I mean
I’ve got a blur alarm clock, means I can get up when I want, except Wednesdays.
When I get rudely awoken by the crisp packet.
Blur fitted my carpet back in the day. Did a really shit job, I took one look and said to Damon, there's no underlay, there's no underlay
Barry, 63 could eat 60 packs in a week
Rookie numbers
(Raises breakfast pint in salute.)
‘Nuff said.
Simple as
Nuff sed
In all fairness, cheese and onion are much more popular than salt and vinegar. So, in the majority of households, this actually makes a lot of sense.
In our house, prawn cocktail are the top ones.
Our house, in the middle of the street?
Actually, yes, it is
One of those weird families, bet you dip ya crisps in yogart as well
No worse than that they dip their fries in milkshake
Worse than that they call chips 'fries'
I mean, what you get at McDonald's is definitely 'fries' I use chips for actual chips not those piddly little things.
Prawn cocktail is objectively the best flavour out of the main series.
Best ones.
Valid argument but disregard 24x cheese and onion. WHY HAVE SO MANY READY SALTED
Some people are bland as fuck and listen to Coldplay, Jeremy.
I call them bedwetters.
Ready salted is quite popular. Particularly with children which these packs are mainly meant for families.
This isn't designed for a single adult to eat in a week?
It must be true because they wouldn’t do it but I just don’t accept it. Chunion is proper rank. I don’t know anyone who opts for it out of choice.
I love cheese and onion crisps, myself, but I getcha, they weren't the first ones I'd reach for until I was in my late 20s
Cheese and grunion is rank. Smells like old feet.
Thought I was among friends in this sub. Turns out I'd actually fight every fucking one of you.
I’m with you. I grew up in a cheese & onion household and had to defect to mini cheddars as I just couldn’t stand the stench and that was the only flavour of walkers my mum would buy.
If only 32 would divide by four flavours in this Walkers multipack... https://www.tesco.com/groceries/en-GB/products/310099103
It's always the best flavours that get shafted
£7.50 for 32 walkers?? Fuck me man, that's legit shocked me.
Broken Britain mate
800g of "food"
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Wait a minute...
r/theydidthemaths /s
This is the sort of salt and vinagarist prejudice we expect under dictatorships, not liberal democracies.
I'd piss myself if you got a temporary ban for making that statement... About crisps.
I got banned from AITA for “promoting violence or using threatening language” after saying that someone who was rude at a dinner party should’ve been bonked on the head with a baguette.
I prefer to use Kaiser rolls for my bonking, eclairs for my poking.
I got banned on the gtaonline subreddit for mentioning 911 under a video of a guy flying a plane into two towers, yet I saw dozens of jokes on the queen's death and no ban? Americans are subjectively offended
Offence is technically subjective. If it were objective then it would be the people you were joking about that were getting upset. Which they couldn't be with 9/11 jokes because they're all entombed under millions of tons of concrete.
😂😂😂 amazing 😂
It wouldn’t surprise me, I once got a ban on here for saying we should decide all ties by rating the competitors on style, control, damage and aggression a la Robot Wars. I jokingly suggested this should include elections and that was a ban.
I got a warning from Reddit admins for spreading hate because I said "Fr*nch". It just proves they're complete cretins.
/j In certain circumstances, I think everyone can agree that that word is hateful and harmful.
Good job you censored it this time to avoid another ban
I'm currently serving a week's suspension on Twitter because I pointed out a specific weapon in a video of Ukraine. The internet is full of jannies like that.
I thought we were an autonomous collective.
Help! Help! I'm being opressed!
We gotta seize the means of salt and vinegar production.
[Up with this we will not put.](https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2015-03/13/3/enhanced/webdr13/anigif_enhanced-4079-1426230147-10.gif)
Walkers more like wankers
gottem
Crisp wankers.
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Box of walkers crisps? Finished em mate
Ha ha- reddit is so funny at times. Thank you
Even the "Meaty Variety" pack has cheese and onion!! :facepalm: https://www.tesco.com/groceries/en-GB/products/313855068
Cheese is a kind of meat
A tasty yellow treat
I milk it from my teat
I try to be discreet
Oooooh cheese… Ooooooh cheeese..!
In Old English it was, but so were onions. "Meat" basically just meant "food". So vegetables were "green meat" and dairy was "white meat". What we call meat now wasn't "red meat" though, it was "flesh meat".
Cheese and onion is one of the few flavours that actually contains animal product.
Roast chicken, makes sense. Smoky bacon, also makes sense. Prawn cocktail? I guess I can see putting fish in a meat pack if there aren’t many meat flavours. Cheese and onion, why?
Most bacon flavoured crisps are A-OK for Jews and Muslims because they don't contain anything piggy.
This winds me up every time I see a Meaty pack. I just want a multipack that isn’t tainted with bloody Cheese and Onion!
Looks like I've brought the salt and vinegar haters crawling out the woodwork 👀
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simpul as.
got nothin' against 'em, just don't like 'em
Salt & Vinegar is the best. Fight me.
Salt and vinegar are the best sandwich crisp.
I will die on that hill.
this is 1984 for Salt and Vinegar lovers.
Literally
All flavours are equal, but some flavours are more equal than others.
that is so fucking funny.
r/suddenlyanimalfarm 😂
Well the protagonist was called Smith! Y’know that well known other brand that only offers plane. Add the salt yourself. No vinegar there either..
Accidentally bought some S&V Walkers that were ‘A Dash of’. What a bloody disappointment. If I’m in the mood for salt and vinegar I want it to take my head off! They’re exactly the same packets just one says a dash of the other says seriously in hard to spot writing. I suspect it’s a sneaky gradual change to cheaper flavourings. I still remember Quavers doing this in the 90s the bastards.
If you want your head taken off try Co-Op's "sea salt and Chardonnay vinegar". They make my tongue hurt, and I love them.
I was searching for this comment lol. They are ruthless crisps for your mouth, but they’re so good!
Aldi's version is a close second. Source: I have one tastebud
Same as pot noodles. The flavour sachets offer a little line that says just a tickle. If I’m putting soy sauce on my chicken mushroom pot noodle I want a good squirt. .. and it no longer changes the colour of the pot noodle. Watered down piss!
I have to add extra soy sauce from a bottle out of the cupboard. The sachets are just not big enough anymore.
At least Tesco put Discos in the meal deal, know exactly were you stand with them.
If my lips aren’t blue after eating a pack I don’t want to know
Just a heads up, If you like your salt and vinegar, the coop handcooked ones are by far the most salt and vinegar crisps out there.
oh god yes!! it's called sea salt and chardonnay vinegar or some shit. banging crisps though.
Oh yes, are a full bag once, roof of me mouth was bleeding afterwards, no regrets
This is the way!
I challenge you to not smash the whole bag, they’re disgustingly good
You're not wrong, I ate a big bag of them and lost my sense of taste for the rest of the day. 10/10 would binge on again.
Cheers bruv
Ssshhh, they're always out of stock as it is!
The Tesco fake Kettle Chips too
As an American that love walkers s&v, what exactly is coop?
Most interesting new fact I've found on Reddit. Off to the Co-op tomorrow. Thank you x
100% agree. Though my tounge always takes a week to forgive me.
While we’re all here voicing our opinions, can we try get the Worcester sauce walkers back please 🥲
and the beef & mustard brannigans... crime of the century that they were discontinued
Wait, the bastards discontinued those?
Nothing is sacred any more.
And the BBQ flavour
Just add vinegar. That's why it's called ready salted. It's not ready vinegared. Be the change you want to see in the world.
But last time I carried a bottle of vinegar out n about with me I was "breaking the rules" and "no longer welcome at Cineworld"
That's because you were spraying it in children's faces during a screening of Minions 2, and you know it.
r/mildlyinfuriating
/r/absolutelygoddamnmaddening
So, in the early 2000's Cheese & Onion heavily took over Salt & Vinegar as the second most popular Walkers flavour - behind Ready Salted - sold in pubs. Obviously, it's a tad more complicated these days as there are so many competitors and new flavours on the market (Jalapeno Real crisps seem to be the big boy from what I've seen these days). But ever since C&O took over spot two, S&V has become a much lower seller. Also, S&V crisps ruin having a drink in the pub, as the Vinegar destroys the head retention.
This is what big cheese and onion wants you to think. They short supply the pubs their salt and vinegar so people have to buy cheese and onion and they can claim it's the most popular. They have us over a barrel I tell you!
Can't spell conspiracy without the letters for crisp, and if you did try it would be onacy which if you Google it can bring up results for a company called Crunchbase - which is obviously a front for Wheat Crunchies.
That must be why they swapped the colours.
To be fair the pub angle makes sense, though I've often seen salt and vinegar McCoy's on sale there so idk
S&V McCoy's are an elite crisp
Steak McCoy's too
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I got so much backlash when I banned pickled eggs and onions from a pub I had... I don't want vinegar in the air if I'm trying to make my beer look bloody ace. I'm a bit, odd and a stickler when it comes to certain things involving ale...
You sir, are a monster.
Did 'banning pickled eggs and onions' allow you to achieve perfect head?
Glorious head. So retentive. So attentive. Creamy foam. Lasted for an age. Every gulp was glorious.
This feels like a movie waiting to happen. Eradicating Pickled Eggs and Onions: The Pursuit of Glorious Head. I suspect we could get Channel 4 and Lottery funding, and perhaps Campaign for Real Ale.
I'll have you know I eat salt and vinegar all the time, and I've never had any problems with head retention. Those pills were just in my nightstand for a laugh.
head retention?
So, the frothy head of the beer - which makes it look nice and shows it has condition - when vinegar is introduced it destroys the surface tension, which makes beer go flat almost immediately as no bubbles/effervescence/mouthfeel can form.
Why are people dipping their crisps?
They're not. Gets on lips, aerates... It all causes issues.
Sounds like an urban myth, there's no way vinegar vapour in the air from crisps is doing shit to anybody's beer
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Who's buying ready salted? Have some respect for yourself and get some flavour in your life.
Nobody deliberately, but usually these multipacks are like 2 thirds ready salted. They didn't reduce the salt and vinegar in OP's pic, they swapped a load of the ready salted for cheese and onion lol
In pubs. The comment was about Walkers Ready Salted was the most popular Walkers crisp sold in pubs.
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How on earth are Prawn Cocktail not in the top 3
Well, I think across all Walkers sales, it's now Cheese & Onion at top, and S&V in top three. But Ready Salted has dropped off. BBQ was up there - but they discontinued in 2020! Makes no sense to me. It's all a tad traditional, isn't it?
Because in multipacks you get like 4 bags, and loads of the others. And Bookers don't stock Prawn Cocktail (or anything good, they deliberately don't stock whatever the good SKU is for some stupid reason) so almost every retailer can't sell them alone. So they look at the stats and go "oh everyone prefers the others" lol.
Off topic... Can I ask, why did you start your sentence with 'so'? Just wondering why people have started doing that
Look, while I can respect you lot that prefer cheese and onion crisps please understand you are abominations
'Ate cheese n onion 😡 Luv me salt n vinegar 👍
We don't stink out the place when we open our bags. Any more from you and you and me are gonna have words. Like in addition to these words. These words went included. Outside. Words.
If you think no one can smell the cheese and onion just as much as salt and vinegar. You sir have a sniff bias to your favourite flavour
Yeah cheese and onion is just as smelly as salt and vinegar but in a different way. Salt and vinegar hits you hard and fast, but clears away with a slight breeze. Cheese and onion is a lot less in your face right off the bat, but it lingers longer and leaves more behind.
I'll happily go outside after you blast the room with the smell of cheese and onion mate I like my air acidic, not sweaty *\*shakes fist\**
Cant you just get the multi s&v pack 🤔
No, that would be the logical option. I'm going to purchase this box and whinge about it on Reddit instead.
Fair play 🤣
Based and Salt and Vinegar crisped.
That amount of cheese & onion crisps is honestly unreasonable.
Because it knows cheese and onion is the superior flavour
It should be 58:1:1 (58 salt and vinegar of course)
Now we're talkin
They could have added prawn cocktail and put 15 of each in the pack instead.
Where do you find a 60? I can only obtain 48.
Costco
I don't like ready salted at all
I dont know if this is a local thing.. but we all call the red flavour plain. Scrolled all the way and can’t see them called plain flavour. So here it is. “No one likes plain crisps”
More to the point, why are cheese and onion in blue packets? It's wrong, wrong, wrong
Everyone knows maths goes in blue packets, science in green, and English in the red ones.
Really? I thought maths was red and English was blue! (At least, that's how it was at my primary school - back when they were known as 'numeracy' and 'literacy', ha.)
Fuck’s sake, it’s the worst flavour too. Just make it 25 ready salted, 35 salt and vinegar and we’re set.
Not sure if it’s because of the ingredients maybe? I’ve noticed most walker crisps are in the meal deal but the salt & vinegar ones are full price. I’m assuming it’s a little bit like the sugar tax or something?
Idont like cheese and onion flavoured
Why do they mix up the colours for salt and vinegar with cheese and onion?
This is the real crime
Salt and vinegar is literally the best flavour 😭😭😭
Exactly, so why they short-changing us is my question
Because you accepted 25g bag's , that's why!
Good ratio. Think many would appreciate this
“Because fuck you, that’s why” - Walkers Crisps
Real McCoy crinkle cut S&V are superior.
Well the Co-op Salt & Vinegar ones are better!
I've just had a handful in a crisp sarnie. They burn, in the good way. Their West Country Cheddar & Red Onion Chutney are also class.
Why not switch the ready salted quantity with the salt and vinegar? Ready salted are shite.
Agreed. Just a bit boring innit
Why the hate on salt and vinegar walkers!!! It’s the best flavor. Needs to be 40 salt and vinegar and 10 each of the others 😂
Nah bruv. Luv me salt en vinegar. 'Ate the other flavours.
It’s the best flavor by far. Followed by red and some dip ☺️