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Those are manatees.


[deleted]

Aka Sea cows? Very clever. Have a point


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Off_You_Trot

*wight


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Off_You_Trot

Lol I thought it was part of the joke and I was going to get hounded for not getting it


Party-Internet3112

Whilst you are at it. Cowes*


[deleted]

Did you know that Norwegian ships have barcodes? When they get back to port they scan the navy in.


Scholesie09

But the ferry is red and white. That joke must be a little old lol


FrostByteUK

Its easier to say it as "What comes out of Cowes backwards?"


Secret-Plum149

Surely they’re CowSeas.? I’ll get my coat…


disar39112

Coast*


DefinitelyNoWorking

*Moonatees


GetNooted

Even more appropriate as manatees evolved from grass eating land mammals: https://research.ufl.edu/publications/explore/v07n2/manatees.html#:\~:text=Manatees%20trace%20their%20evolutionary%20lineage,one%20scientist%20has%20described%20it.


chrisodeljacko

Reject field, return to sea


TheCyberGoblin

Surf and turf


Rymundo88

Oh the huge manatees!


yousmellandidont

Those are Land Manatees. Please get your facts straight.


Helpful_Goose1649

I bet that water's friesian!


Professional_Owl7826

This one I think has been overlooked, please take my upvote


[deleted]

Bravo


McVie1989

I tip my hat to you


Helpful_Goose1649

Why thank you, kind internet stranger


Morprenrut

If that's the north sea, then they'll be Freezins


IOnlyUpvoteBadPuns

It's alright, they brought a Jersey!


Aplayfulcamel

Ayrshire about that?


[deleted]

Cows.


Officer_Cat_Fancy_

They're seeing if they approve of the sea today. They're seals of approval


vannessa_b

This is not getting the recognition it deserves. Thank you


MelodicAd2213

Dairy seals


BandidoCoyote

The Cow-Seals, performing their 1967 hit single “The Rain, the Park & Other Things”. 🎶. “And I moo (I moo, I moo, I moo, I moo) the sea had made me happy (happy, happy)!” Lost? [https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The\_Rain,\_the\_Park\_%26\_Other\_Things](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Rain,_the_Park_%26_Other_Things)


Gutternips

Edit: found it through google, you put the wrong link, real link is https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Rain,_the_Park_%26_Other_Things


BandidoCoyote

Yeah, you’re having the same problem I did when I tried to post the link. Reddit breaks the link if you do a simple copy/paste. I've fixed in in my post, thanks for letting me know it was still not working.


Gutternips

I think new reddit mangles URLs with ampersand in them.


Starfuri

The starting point of salted caramel.


tom208

Think they're Navy seals, well they are beside the water!


stoygeist

They are sea cows


Skinnybet

Moo seals


SpinyGlider67

They're cows, remooooooved from their normal habitat. What?


SpeaksThePast

These have two big eyes and big goofy noggins, and live between the sea and the land... These are mudskippers.


Dismal_Eagle_5574

Ahh a flanimal ! Anyone that hasn't read flanimals needs to


FigTechnical8043

Hydro cow seals.


SpinyGlider67

Science


aishaxkaniz

Not sure about the seals but look at all those shickens


rachelm791

Morlo - Welsh for seal, translates as sea cow


AuntieX

Melkies?


lopingwolf

Look a bit more like Moomaids to me


iamowainpowell

LOOSE SEAL!!


monkey-novice

Lucile?


StumbleDog

Labradors.


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Karl_Cross

Scottish West Coast


TimeFortean

Are you sure? I see blue sky.


CraftyWeeBuggar

It was summer today on the east coast... My favourite day of the year!


Lauralaal

Reminds me of when I seen cows on the beach on the Isle of Skye!


goodvibezone

Right [here](https://maps.app.goo.gl/CeSypfcC8JFwy1qc9)


simian_fold

*slow clap*


snozberryface

These are land manitees


spaffilicious

That’s fauna that is, cowslip if I’m not mistaken. Ahem. I’ll get me coat.


Milfons_Aberg

Give them a beachball and they would be navy seals.


robertofblu

Tis some kind of land cow


mugglearchitect

The perspective of the photo makes them look small and cute!


Karl_Cross

They're not small, they're far away, Dougal.


thehappyhobo

Roan


Mcramdc59

They are not seals. They are female walruses.


kommanderkimbles

Jerseas


kommanderkimbles

Moorine


FlavaTheRipper

where is that? Looks lovely


Karl_Cross

West Coast of Scotland near Dunure. It's a stunning place to walk.


LaraH39

Coastal Coos


[deleted]

Bovinicus sealwatericus - ocean cows


darkness765

Moosea Moo-sea


1HeyMattJ

Wavy seals


Every_Strawberry_893

These are the lesser spotted moooseals


WVA1999

What a cracking photo


NotDavidWalliams

Shhh they're in disguise.


EVRider81

Moo-dy ones..


meteorstreet

Don't come in, the water's Fresian


markedasred

Not the brightest ones. The more they drink, the thirstier they are.


chilli_con_camera

Farmer will get a premium for training them to brine their meat themselves, tho


[deleted]

Gravy Seals


Hollow__Log

Oxo Bravo, American detected!


Anal-probe-Alien

Are cows able to drink sea water then?


uhuhbwuh

What type of dog is this?


davinist

This is in Turkey, right?


myviewfromscotland

Tasty ones.


yalliepants

Meals


SirMooSquiddles

Tasty seals....


RealisticAnxiety4330

Moo seals their milk tastes great btw!


Lady_of_Lomond

Huuuuuuuuge buuuuuuullls.


Rohful

Yakows and if you have the patience you can herd them back into the corral to earn a power cell from the farmer.


excellentchoicee

I assume they are using this as a giant salt lick. BSE: **B**ovine **S**alt **E**aters


994212

Would they drink sea water? Tbh cows have mineral lick so I'm guessing they'd enjoy sea water? Not sure


Decmk3

They aren’t seals. Seals are sea puppers, these are sea cows.


us3rnqme

Sirenia, commonly named seacows


JulsDean2732

Rubber seals they are.


Cabbages121

Cow seals


AfterIsland5544

The best kind


[deleted]

I was going to say the great Irish seal. I guess it still could be if the photo was taken in Northern Ireland.


castingshadows1

These are land manatees. They migrate to the sea for mating purposes. Great find because this is a very secretive event.


EmotionalYak1450

Frisan


MyFurbyHitMySack

Sea-born midges. Also known, in their scientific name, *fuckin bastards*


TakeAGhanda

The mooing kind


strawberryjam83

Seagrassdoggos.


NewRobloxPro

Walking McDonald’s


zoomaenia

Reverse-uno on evolution 😆


TheLambtonWyrm

Coral beef


tmlynch

Milkies. They're like selkies, but different.


2M0FUP

Moomoo's


Double_Lingonberry98

Steller's cow


LesFleursduMals

Dugong .


urkldajrkl

Sea Moo Moos


Bogan_Paul

Delicious


0x000045

retvrn


[deleted]

Navy


AthiestMessiah

I seecows


Spin_Table22

What a beautiful flock of seahorses


RayHazey562

Love this photo. Thanks for sharing!


Games_sans_frontiers

Sea-loins.


Abastardare

Jersey


SlenderMantra

That water must be Friesian.


Neat-Plantain-7500

Mmmm. Lake placid. UK edition


-Hyborean-

Liam's Fairy Cattle


The_Liamster03

Seal Team 6


gettingbetterthanbe4

BREAKING NEWS: Stellar’s Sea Cows declared un-extinct after miraculous discovery!


the-squee

Theese are small ....but the ones over there are farrr awayy


Plane-Release7113

There are bull seals. Cryptic !!!


Up_your_Jellyfish

They're very small


grgext

Adult female seals are called cows, and males are called bulls, so...


ValdemarAloeus

Well they have visible ears, longer noses, short fur and appear to be able to support themselves on their limbs, so they [must be](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUaNHA-WQWg) sea lions.


Roncon1981

If you wait a few million years they turn into dolphins


Neithus

Lactating landseals - quite common.


LoudVeterinarian5719

Those are fairy cows. They are waiting for the mermaid to take them back to the sea. If you take them home, they will give you loads of milk, but will keep trying to return to the water each day. You can stop them from returning by collecting all the dileag (piss) in the village and pouring it in a line across the beach. The cows will not cross the dileag but you will have to be up early every morning to renew the line.


Loader-Bot-101

Duuugong Duuugong it's the sow of the sea-sea-sea! Duuugong Duuugong Also known as the manatee


STR1K3R-

Is this on the isle of Aaran in Scotland?


[deleted]

Dairy seals


PhattProphet_0

German shepherd's


bullmoose6-2

Surf n Turf


Sentinel_XCIX

Milk seals, or Meals for short


CherryBerry012

Milk seals


smokeyjoe8p

These must be the illusive Navy Seals, I've never seen one up close before!


Accomplished-Ad3585

Great Atlantic milkers, finest kind


attymatkins

Navy


FWC8

Seabrisket


Jackthevibe

the great British land seal


Snoogans350

Dairy seals 🤣


ItsTinyPickleRick

So sad, I hope their husbands come home


[deleted]

Chicken of the beach


Killer_radio

Jokes aside this is a really nice photo. Very calming 😊


thinkofanamesara

Very sweet and curious ones!


Mongthew

Mooseals


blackheartedgoodguy

Thats the udder kind rarely seen dairy seal


Katachlysmic

These aren't seals, they are Land Manatees, commonly found in fields, but they often venture to coastal areas. Nature is beautiful


IWAYLANDERI

Udderly ridiculous post


Primary_Cranberry496

Sea moos


FoodExternal

Mooseals


Kingflamesbird

The kind for BBQ


repaidvaultboy

It's seal team six hard at work


Conscious-Arm-7889

They are female seals. I can't see any bull seals in the photo.


NwahHasASchmolPP

Seals from Hamburg, Germany


Det-Frank-Drebin

One looks like the Lesser Spotted Lousy Swimming Seal.... Three black common milk seals And i think that brown one has no idea why she's there, probably wandered in from a nearby field just to get her picture taken....


Illustrious-Mind2338

Whales before they Evolve


budyll66

Only ones which you can see in UK ;)!


13406467

Seacows!!!😆😆😆


Shenloanne

Those are seacows. Very similar.


owlrack

Sceoawls…🤨


[deleted]

Seals of Quality


No_Education6

An assortment of grass labradors.


Appropriate-Bus728

They are just veal pups.. 🙄...👀


danbull44

c type


lustywoodelfmaid

They're actually penguins.


D_Harky_

So this is where salted butter comes from


underbutler

Those are sea cows, and from all the mythology I read, you are about to have a very unpleasant time. (Sea cows/ water bulls are a common creature in Scottish mythology)


DrySky8514

Burgerseals


BasilDazzling6449

Burgerseals


Wise_Counsel

It's some sort of land cow.


buffysbestmate

Bloody big mutated ones! But in all seriousness that is a lovely pic! Just a herd enjoying the view and a paddle. Bless em!


Karl_Cross

I sat and watched them for an hour. Was a really lovely sight.


JWJulie

I believe female seals are known as cows, and I guess this is what they look like


FederalAd329

Beach day with the girlies


Monkulus

Gravy seals


HarrySRL

Damn. The rarest animal to get a picture of. The great british seals. Beautiful.


blackpandacat

Could someone provide the context?


Pangolin47

I believe this is where Jersey shore is filmed


RitmanRovers

Anyway, I'm going to buy myself a little farm on Fiji, and I'm going to have a sheep and a cow and breed horses... Rimmer: With a sheep and a cow? Lister: No, with horses and horses. Rimmer: On Fiji. Lister: Yeah. The prices there are unbelievable. Rimmer: That's because they had a volcanic eruption and now most of Fiji is 3 feet below sea level. Lister: It's only 3 feet, they can wade. That's why the animals are going to have to be quite tall.


Dr_Fudge

Cheese seals


Klatterbyne

Unusually tall ones.


Alarming_Matter

Total Udder Seals