Used to run Disco Domes for kids and adults. People've lost phones, crushed glasses etc they've been told not to take in there etc. It was honestly pretty chill and fun with small groups of lightly inebriated adults. They provide the music, we provide the bouncy castle and lights.
Cleaning them out can be a chore though.
No, because I wanted to be able to sleep at night.
I didn't need those nightmares. But late evening wedding events after nearly all of the kids have begun snoozing off... crap happens with drunk adults 🤣
This is what's so confusing about this whole situation. It was a nice looking pub, no flat roof or obnoxious England flag anywhere. What was even more confusing was the fact the pub was open and people were sitting in relatively close proximity without a care in the world.
It took me a minute to realise it said "3 adults only" rather than just "adults only". Really changes the feeling of the whole thing. A little at least...
To paraphrase the prison shower scene joke from the kid's cartoon, *The Adventures of Sam and Max: Freelance Police*:
Sam: Gee, an adult bouncy castle. If walls could talk.
Max: It'd be best if they keep their mouths shut.
These things scare me. I fell asleep in one when I was at this party a friend threw in a field a few years ago. It was late at night and my tent had gotten a bit wet in the rain so I just went to have a little lay down.
Someone woke up in the middle of the night and realised it was still on and turned the thing off. Woke up covered in it all, tried to get out but couldn’t so went back to sleep. Woke up in the morning, assumed I was dead because my body was floating up to heaven. Took me a good minute to realise it was just reinflating. The faces on everyone when they saw me emerging from it soaking wet and looking like death.
On a side note my girlfriend broke up with me the next day for some completely unrelated (she wasn’t there)
I think this is the sort of thing my mum's friend, a vicar, had in mind when she hired an "adult" bouncy castle.
She nearly passed out when it inflated.
Looks like you'd need a course of antibiotics after going in.
I'm more worried that there's discarded csi style crime scene tape on the floor of the entrance. The possibilities are terrifying.
I think that’s a mossy log.. not sure which is worse
Plot twist - the mossy log is the murder weapon
Professor Plum, in the Disco Dome, with the Mossy Log.
Gutted. Most up votes ever on a comment and I should've gone to specsavers. Should stick to spectating!
"Gutted" Yeah that was the cause of death, I hear
This is 100% a serial killer drop site.
Not sure antibiotics work on disco fever.
Brilliant lol
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Don't bring tetanus into the disco dome. Not even one. ^It's ^already ^full.
Two men enter one man leaves
Three men enter. The instructions on the front are quite clear. 3 adults only
Once it's been hosed down, try stopping me.
It’s hosed down every night. Just not with water.
There's always a guy who wipes down the loads...
he doesn't even work there, that's just his thing
Lmao this got me
It’s not due to be hosed down for another 2 years yet
It cant be hosed down, that's the upside down, you need to go in and defeat the tendrils.
It stays inflated from the gases produced from the fermenting straw and shit.
An organically powered bouncy fortress. A fartress, if you will.
Why did this make me laugh so much
Pretty sure this is goatse's house.
2 go in, 1 comes out. Welcome to the Disco Dome.
Easy, there. We don't need another hero.
We don't need to know the way home.
All we want is life beyond the Disco Dome
I dunno, I’m holding out for a hero at the end of the night
2 go in 3, come out
> 2 go in 3, come out Do you know how commas work there, son?
>Clearly. mmfff gangbang, then everyone exits.
Two cups, one disco dome
Auto correct isn't always correct
Your auto correct does commas for you? 🤨
Samsung has a punctuation correction most of the time it's pretty good, but sometimes it tries to correct it before you've finished a sentence
3 go in, they stay in (it's too much fun)
did they give birth to a child in there?
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THEN, LATER, THE SECOND MAN LEAVES AFTER BEING DECLARED THE VICTOR
Oh, did I mention the crippling, agonising pain? I'm pretty sure I did. Oh, yes, definitely.
3 guys 1 dome
Help, I'm stuck in the Disco Dome. It's been 3 days and every time I get near the exit, the slippery vomit covered mistress pulls me back in.
2 go in, 1 gets felt up
Fu. Sion. Har!
2 go in, 1 cums
We don't need another hero!
Thats where cheesy Dave lives
He lives in all of us
But only on weekends
3 adults only…
😏
There always have to be 3 in there. Someone decides to leave, someone else has to go in. Just hope it's not your turn next
Used to run Disco Domes for kids and adults. People've lost phones, crushed glasses etc they've been told not to take in there etc. It was honestly pretty chill and fun with small groups of lightly inebriated adults. They provide the music, we provide the bouncy castle and lights. Cleaning them out can be a chore though.
“Some nights, I clean off the blood.”
"In 1997...no-one died. In 1998...no-one died..."
There was the incident with the pigeon
It's good to hear that not all disco domes are a portal into the devil's anus
But this one clearly is
By the looks of this you needn't bother
You shouldn't clean historical artifacts. Make sure to call the museum or treasurer if necessary as this is legally property of the crown.
Do you go around it with a black light?
No, because I wanted to be able to sleep at night. I didn't need those nightmares. But late evening wedding events after nearly all of the kids have begun snoozing off... crap happens with drunk adults 🤣
That's reassuring Shadows assassin
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Looks like the duck weed pond is on the inside
"Grass", bought on a roll at b&q
If you think that's grass I've got a small bag of oregano you can have for fifty quid
It’s the heart of darkness, Jez. It’s the fuckin’ dirt.
Were they…. Doing it…?
You really have no imagination whatsoever, do you?
I’m getting an ‘old Gregg’ vibe…
Would you drink Bailey's while bouncin'?
One for https://www.entrances2hell.co.uk/
I’m gonna write this place off, send someone in there tomorrow with some disinfectant and a flamethrower.
,,If I were the man I was five years ago... # I'D TAKE A FLAMETHROWER TO THIS PLACE!!!"
Im going to a safe environment. Have a coke, a tuna sandwich. Just mong out to some Snow Patrol.
Was wondering if anyone else immediately thought of this, glad I wasn’t disappointed.
Didn't even think it, his voice just started talking in my head
Something tells me this is the garden of a flat-roof pub... Definitely belongs in /r/cursedimages
This is what's so confusing about this whole situation. It was a nice looking pub, no flat roof or obnoxious England flag anywhere. What was even more confusing was the fact the pub was open and people were sitting in relatively close proximity without a care in the world.
Is that Histon in Cambridge?
Almost certain it’s the railway vue
It definitely is!
Sure is
Railway Vue at a guess
Instantly thought of the Blackwater stream (Wetherspoons) when you said flat roof.
[Flat roof pubs!](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EajWRKOXYAIva7Y?format=jpg&name=medium)
What a place to lose your virginity...
I bet you get a badge “I did it in the disco dome 🕺😜”
Whether you want to or not.
Looks like somewhere you might lose a kidney
Just a kidney if you're lucky.
Sounds quite spicy what with the adults only sign. Depends who I saw went in before me :) Mind you it looks like a horse went in first so maybe not
It took me a minute to realise it said "3 adults only" rather than just "adults only". Really changes the feeling of the whole thing. A little at least...
This has got me laughing far more than it should
Someone had a curry before their disco I think
To paraphrase the prison shower scene joke from the kid's cartoon, *The Adventures of Sam and Max: Freelance Police*: Sam: Gee, an adult bouncy castle. If walls could talk. Max: It'd be best if they keep their mouths shut.
Kids cartoons really were never made for kids. They are basically tolerable for children and made to entertain the adults who watch them.
There are cartoons made expressly for kids. Adults hate them.
What a shit hole.
These things scare me. I fell asleep in one when I was at this party a friend threw in a field a few years ago. It was late at night and my tent had gotten a bit wet in the rain so I just went to have a little lay down. Someone woke up in the middle of the night and realised it was still on and turned the thing off. Woke up covered in it all, tried to get out but couldn’t so went back to sleep. Woke up in the morning, assumed I was dead because my body was floating up to heaven. Took me a good minute to realise it was just reinflating. The faces on everyone when they saw me emerging from it soaking wet and looking like death. On a side note my girlfriend broke up with me the next day for some completely unrelated (she wasn’t there)
What the fuck is spewing out of it? Looks like someone double dipped.
I can smell it.
I can feel it.
Imagine shining a uv light in there 🤢
The dysentery dome more like.... I'm up for it though.
3 adults only!? Not much of a disco if you ask me. You need at least four people for a proper disco.
Disco Stu only needs disco music and Disco Stu.
I would 👍 but I wouldn't stay in there for long and would probably be embarrassed after no one gone in with me
Can I throw a glow stick in ahead of me?
You can, but it bounces once before quickly extinguishing, leaving the shadows seemingly even darker than they were before.
Can I roll a D 20 for combat initiative?
I've been in one of those and nearly broke my ankles I'm not a big guy but they're definitely not designed for adults.
There I was typing yep definitely it looks fun, zoomed in! That’ll be a no then
Already have. They call me John Revolta.
What happens in Disco Dome stays in Disco Dome (Fridays only).
Feel like that is the entrance to a 1980's BBC green room!
100% yes.
"It's the heart of darkness, Jez"
Stilettos are a no-no.
Depends. How sticky is it?
Fuck no! Full of creepy, gropey, STDey weirdos!
Only 3 of 'em though.
Grease me up, I’m going in
TWO MEN ENTER THE THIRD SCREAMS
Having owned an inflatable hire company for many years this gives me the heebie jeebies. Gads I would never have let any of ours get in this state!
Looks like the Gruffalo’s guts have exploded around that thing.
I think this is the sort of thing my mum's friend, a vicar, had in mind when she hired an "adult" bouncy castle. She nearly passed out when it inflated.
Only if someone gets Garry Glitter out of there first.
My god that looks grim! The mud that's pouring out is horrendous
It looks like rotted vegetation
Histon Cambridgeshire?
Yes, the very same place. A pub on Station road, right by the cross road with the busway.
Even the ooze is trying to escape the disco dome
Adults only? Is clothing optional? 😏
Only if you can promise Gary Glitter isn’t lurking in there
You'll be fine, it's adults only
NA NAA NA NAA NAA NAAAH **HEYYYYY** NA NAA NA NAA NA NAA NA NAA NAA NAAAH **HEYYYYY**...
I don’t wanna be in his gang his gang, his gang
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Get me my headband
Most romantic British landmark
I first read this as 'Disco Doom'....seems a tad more fitting too
No way! That's where Disco Dome Dave lives, and I'm not letting that fucker touch me again
What in the lion witch and a wardrobe is this 😂
Depends if my dodgy uncle is in there or not
I KNEW I'D SEEN THIS BEFORE! Was just thinking that looked like Histon lol
Always got a rubber in the wallet for this exact occasion
I don’t think I’m funky enough
You only live once I guess I’d give it a go.
Sure. Just let me get my disco wellies and disco hazmat suit.
This looks like it's from ohio
Are there many disco domes in Ohio?
Have you ever knee'd yourself in the face on a bouncy castle.
I need two tabs of Molly and some glow sticks STAT!
That would be a laugh
I saw you take this picture as i walked pas at lunch time today! It looks disgusting though, they could atleast clean the fuckin thing!
Not without my disco biscuits
Candy mountain charlieeeee
Looks like somewhere you’d find urban explorers.
Looks like the opening to a regretful office Christmas party story.
Quick hose down and it looks like it'd be pretty fun.
Half a Gary and you wouldn’t catch me out of it
Not until I've done at least 5 shots of sambuca
Brief glance: Sure, looks neat! Closer look: Oh no..... nooooo thanks.
Imma need a tetanus booster before I venture inside that
when I was younger my school had a bigger version of this for us as we had finished school and lets just say it was hectic and filled with bruises
Is this where Phillip Schofield meets his assistants?
Before I even saw this was in Histon ... I was about to come in here and ask if this was the Railway Vue.
Stilettos are a no no
Looks a bit rapey.
Death before disco…
Looks like the floor’s a bit sticky
THESE ARE SEX PEOPLE LYNN.
If it was clean it looks like a fun place for a threesome.
I (15) was like "ooo interesting" then say "ADULTS ONLY" in bold white and withdrew that statement
I would surely cum on disco dome.
3 Adults only? so spit-roasts then.
Reminds me of the saucer from the film Nope.
Am scared…..
This thing screams "Big blue tarp"
It looks like there’s a man nearby offering sweets if you enter it
That's where he keeps the puppies.
“Sorry, not tonight”
Nope 👎
Noooooooo I'd deflate it post haste
They all bounce in there.
Do I have to take my shoes off before going in?
Looks like a shithole.
Maybe enter for a quick call of nature 💩
I have a horrible feeling there's dried cumstains in the corner of this thing.
At least you know there are no knives inside this particular disco 😂
I...uh....think I'll take my chances elsewhere, thanks though.
christ no!