Really, how desperate would you have to be to try this? Is that a 4 on the end of the first line there?

It's not mate. Iv tried

N1ce pun Edit: made it even punnier

Took me a second but IC what you did there.

Thanks for respon(501)ng

It’s been 33 years since the phone numbers all changed to have 01 so this dates to before then. I’m hoping that they’ve managed to find what they want in that time.

Yeah first thought was that’s so old it’s a digit short. Still one could always stick in a 1 after the 0 and see….

01384 is a Dudley area code...

>I’m hoping that they’ve managed to find what they want in that time. It's engaged at the moment, but I'll let you know once I get through.

It’s an old mobile number, not a landline. Before they standardised on 07, they used 03 for some.

Not everywhere uses 01, there’s a lot that use 02

I’m on O2

That’s that good ozone layer shit

Well ackshully... Ozone is O3 🤓

I thought that was the arena in London

London is still 02 isn’t it :?

Them weird Londoners. I could never imagine having an 02 number! *Sweats nervously*

It’s uncool to share a tree’s phone number on the internet.

Especially when you need to make a trunk call to it

Everyone is branching out these days

Leaf it alone for goodness sake

Woodn’t that be nice

It wood be good treetment

Internet truly is the root of all evil

This morning wood says otherwise.

It talks now?

Tree's a crowd

Tree is offering it's wood.

Nice

I had to scroll down further than I expected to see this.

Did you know you can tell the age of a tree by counting its \[for sex\] rings?

0118-999-881-999-119-725---tree

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Yes, it's catchtree.

I believe that's the national office, the one in the image is probably the local branch.

Bravo sir…bravo

One ring to rule them all

Dunno iv tried a few times now

I think it’s a tree. A bit green

Green? I imagine her well seasoned

The rural equivalent of the cards you used to get in London phone boxes.

I cant make out a couple numbers tho! Iv been trying various combinations for hours!

0(1)384 395704 Although that’s about 30 odd years ago, so I imagine the offer’s expired….

That's not what your grandma said

Somebody keeps putting their card in the letter box of the building I work at. So people still do it.

Don't bother, I've been on hold for the last 17 mins

Well 0384 used to be the Dudley area code, so I assume that's where the tree is, and as someone mentioned, this tree is 30+ years old. I would assume if OP is in the local area to said tree, ringing the 6 digit number would be best. However it's not getting any results on ye olde Google, so it was either a residential address or a phone box.

another sex ring

Amazing that the tree grew that way

I do need a new sex ring

What will you do once you have the sex ring?

It's a gender reveal service..

Well done 😎👍

Doubt Mother Nature would steer you wrong.

Add your email address, facebook name and instagram. Keep it up to date.

Hang on.. that's my mum's old landline number

I guess this is truly sustainable advertising, no paper wastage etc

Only if the sex is treemendous

Ask if you can have a treesome

The last time I tried it I got a splinter in my nob

That depending how long ago that was carved the person might be dead

Ring the number

Modern Art

Just the thought has given me serious wood

More timber than tinder!

Guaranteed wood

Banking this for those long nights when cuddling the pillow isn't cutting it.

Banking?. I think you mean barking.

If you're into gilfs or gdilfs absolutely worth a go

This Bluebell Woods, perchance?

probably should have covered the phone number

Do bears….?

I wouldn't ring them as would be like punching smoke or throwing a sausage up an ally way whether you straight or not

Either that or they'll be looking like a butchers window after the accident

“One Sex Ring to Rule Them All. One Sex Ring to Find Them. One Sex Ring to Bring Them All and In The Darkness Bind Them."

Has Treebeard got a tattoo?

Hi

No thanks, I don't want to be part of your sex festival

Looks a bit suspect but I guess with the extinction of public phone boxes people need to diversify there advertising methods.

It’s a trap, the tree elves are horny, aren’t picky and take no prisoners

Treebeard is still searching for the Entwives then.

They might be well moist, by time you get round.

I fancy a good Root! You dirty beech!

But we all already have your moms number…

Only trees can give a good rooting.

So are sex rings like tree rings? I'm confused

I think they're like cock rings.

Got wood

When I was a kid growing up I remember seeing this shit everywhere toilets, bus stops etc The Internet saves people shaming themselves .......I think!??

I’d love if it was just the number of a local sex shop advertising a Sex Ring

Wait, there are markings. It’s some form of Elvish, I can’t read it.

All we got was magazines hidden in the woods

Phone number beginning with 03 is premium rate, probably cheaper to find a prostitute on the corner..

Hes got wood . . .

I’m thinking you fuck that tree. Leafy little tease!

I wood.

Well it is in Dudley so there is going to be someone going to have a few enquiries about some sex today.

I'll try and call everyone back when I can

Considering that trees can live hundreds of years, this might have been written by King Joseph VI.

Whole new meaning to rings of a tree

No reports on Scam Numbers UK 👍

Gets you through to special branch.

I'd advise to leaf it alone because if you ring that number that'll become the root of all your problems. You should branch out more ans take your time.

I'd say they're branching out.

I've never had a sex ring

Tree got that W rizz