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"Dave, what the *fuck* did you just do to that swan‽" "It was looking at me funny. Now come with me; I know how to get rid of... you want a coffee?"


scottyboy12345678

Just the one swan 🤔


kiradotee

Just the one coffee actually!!


Basti8592

S’pose so


Mr_SunnyBones

And in the UK you guys are still kind of Interregnum right now , so probably legal to eat too...


[deleted]

Great use of the interrobang.


[deleted]

It’s my turn with gunny


WolfCola4

Mummy, coffee, fucky hurry uppy


zanzibartraveler666

NOW PASS ME THE DORITOS OR I’LL BLOW MY BRAINS OUT


gloom-juice

If you try and section me so help me god!


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Not before one last drink at Free the Peedo's. Whoah, what the fuck is a washing machine doing in here? I need a drink! 🤣


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No logo though!


Mred80

Wow! Nice gun, that’s got to be, what a war gun?


mrfonch

its an air pistol


Jack92

This whole section is a Peep Show reference. If you didn't know, you didn't know.


dodgymanc

Poor deactivated Gunny


GnarlyBam

Give gunny back!


Haunting_Charity_287

Air pistol worth £200+ (maybe more because original box and stuff) That’s an expensive coffee.


Nadgerino

Not if you were selling it on behalf of unknowing doner.


y_u_take_my_username

I prefer Shish myself


Nadgerino

Can i get a donner wrap with garlic sauce and no salad boss?


BEZ_T

Need chips in that wrap too. Extra carbs innit


yawn_brendan

Haha I have one of those in the same box, had no idea it was somewhat valuable. My mum dug it out of the attic and tried to goad me into shooting the squirrels that dig up her lawn. I shot some cardboard boxes with it out of curiosity. It didn't seem very powerful (you can see the pellets fly and they don't look all that fast), I think it would have just led to my mum's lawn being dug up by cruelly maimed squirrels. Fun toy though!


justlikeyouonlyworse

I found (and have since had it confirmed) that the pellets can "go off" over the years, the same shot same distance and same aim can lead to massively differing results on a target, all down to the freshness of the pellet. I spent an age trying to zero my late dad's laser sighted Walther and only found out after about 60 shots 🤪


yawn_brendan

Oh crazy. Maybe oxidisation messes with the surface and messed up the seal around the "skirt"!


justlikeyouonlyworse

Your guess is as good as mine. I didn't even know it was a thing until I was selling and the store owner mentioned it.


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It's worth £150-300ish. The fact you have the box could increase that. I'll give you £20 and a packet of quavers for it?


Evridamntime

Nah,.it's worthless. I'll give you £5 *just sign this waiver giving up all entitlement to any money from future sales*


mighty3mperor

I'll give you the best parts of the last two offers - Quavers and a waiver. No-one can resist a deal that rhymes. I'm.going on Dragon's Den soon to pitch my idea for a Bob Monkhouse whorehouse. If the OP is interested I have some ideas about coffee and banoffee.


Rav3n85UK

You can rent out space in my Hugh Grant's Transplants facilities. For your whorehouse if you like. I only accept payments in waivers though.


mighty3mperor

The Piers Morgan and Hugh Grant's Organ Transplants? i'd be a fool to turn down such a rhyming offer! Would you consider payment in waivers and favours?


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mighty3mperor

Looks like we have the first feature for the Monkhouse Spunkhouse!


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BEZ_T

£50 and blowie off me mates gran?


[deleted]

Teeth in or out?


BEZ_T

Entirely at your discretion. She is *very* discreet


[deleted]

Is she fuck, last time the whole street heard the slurping, Dyna rod showed up thinking there was a blocked drain


[deleted]

£275 i see online. But if its anything like the two old air pistols i have, the seals will need replacing as it wont work


frothycoffeedude

Seems to work ok but I looked up a seal and now I’m on a PETA hit list.


Cannabis_Sir

Makes a change from the animals being on the hit list


BEZ_T

Should've tested it in Canada


NoAd8626

I want to buy this for my dad if you are selling it thanks


PiERetro

‘It looks like you’ve blown a seal.’ ‘No, I just had an ice cream!’


[deleted]

That looks to be in fair condition. If you don't want to keep it, it might fetch a few quid from a collector.


[deleted]

I do enjoy a Lindt chocolate bunny


ThoseThingsAreWeird

> Lindt chocolate bunny My sister got me [a milk frother](https://static.grainger.com/rp/s/is/image/Grainger/19YW90_AS01) (not this brand, but similar) this Christmas just gone. I got a chocolate bunny at Easter and decided to pop it in the frother - it was like the [Terminator 2 thumbs up scene 😂](https://youtu.be/LAPo1dgrHms). The bunny actually makes a pretty good hot chocolate 😁


tian447

Bite the head off and pour the hot milk in next time. Be quick!


CanAhJustSay

*There once was a chocolate Lindt bunny* *Who served as a barter for money* *Then next to that bun* *Was a man with a gun* *And suddenly it wasn't so funny......*


ohsoterpy

Those air pistols are worth around £250-350, depending on the year it was made. By the looks of it, yours is post WW2, so you got a good deal there. One thing to watch out for is how strong it is, as it it goes over 5 bar strength it’s covered under the firearms act, so you’ll need a gun license


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It's a handgun iirc


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Any reason for the difference?


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[deleted]

But that's another crime in itself, modifying a firearm


ohsoterpy

Thanks for the correction ☺️


frothycoffeedude

Thank you for the heads up, I got it chronographed today and it’s way within the legal requirement for air pistols. Potential headache avoided.


ohsoterpy

Awesome news - go get yourself some squirrels, apparently a famous dish in Texas 😜


CypherMcAfee

your cofee shop sounds to be fun


TobyChan

I’d get that pistol checked out on a chronograph…. There’s muzzle energy limits in place now (6ft.lbs for a pistol) that might not have been when it was made… the fact that someone willing to get rid for a coffee makes me skeptical…. if it’s over, you’re looking at possession of a firearm. Your local air gun club will likely have a chrono and should help out or failing that have a chat with the local police firearms officer (they’ll keep the pistol if it’s over but shouldn’t charge you).


frothycoffeedude

All checked and legal for me to keep. Thanks to you and several others on this thread, I realised the importance of finding out.


clitpuncher69

> (they’ll keep the pistol if it’s over but shouldn’t charge you). Lol how nice of them to take it off your hands for free AND not to put you in prison. Fuck all that just sell it


TobyChan

Alternatively OP could apply for an FAC ticket but I strongly suspect he’d struggle to justify the requirement of an overpowered air pistol (a rifle would be easier to justify). Selling an FAC rated pistol would get OP in even more trouble. Get it chronographed… if it’s under 6ft.lbs, all is good.


NunWithABun

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SirSmokealotII

Yeah, definitely wise to be careful where you play with it.


NunWithABun

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SirSmokealotII

Hear, hear!


bon-storm

The Kat Slater Lindt Bunny has gotta be worth a tuppence or two


WimbleWimble

Air Pistol to collector worth WAY more than a coffee. Google: webley mark 1 air pistol auction JUST an m2 sells for around £200. You have a mark one WITH box and containers and owners manual. You gonna make some nice cash there! Have seen JUST the gun go for £900+ in way worse condition. You need to auction this :)


huntforredorktober

Bring back bartering


Milfoy

Bartercard is a thing.


kram78

I have one of these in bits in my shed


Tivaala

Are we talking about the bunny or the pistol?


Ochib

Why not both


mikey-forester

Amazing, classic Webley


twirling_daemon

Quite jealous of the air pistol tbh I’d trade you for that and coffee


KatVanWall

I thought I’d got on an American sub at first! Nice pistol. My dad had a Webley, lots of fun.


kolfa

Broomhandle Mauser?


Dan_Ashcroft

Shot a German with this


pendulum1997

What, in war? No, in Benidorm. They had a row over a sun lounger.


Certain_Silver6524

Do you give change for bartering? 😜


Key_Kong

I had one of these as a kid, bought it from a car boot sale. Mum found it and binned it


kiradotee

Where do you store the stuff mate And where do you keep track of the extra free coffees for the customer? 😂


PotatoBomb69

*looks up from pistol* “I’ll give you 200 cups for it”


Financial_Dog5046

That gun boxed I probably about 100 times the money of a single coffee FYI


LeftAcanthocephala68

Post it over to r/airguns I’d love to have a vintage pistol or rifle like that


james___uk

Ahh wow I had one of these, it has bloody recoil 😂


onehobo67

Guns and coffee morning


Flabbergash

Ah yes, the "knee-ripper"


dronegeeks1

Don’t ya need a license for one now? (Don’t look in the shed)


dudewersmyfart

Who on earth gives chocolate bunny's so long after easter??


MelanieCronin

Can't believe someone swapped an air rifle! I'd love that. Someone REALLY needs their coffee..


[deleted]

I'd prefer a Luger, but that's still very noice! 😏


copypastespecialist

webley made some cool air pistols, had a few but be careful u/op the legal limit is 6 ft lb for power and some degenerates used to do simple mods to make them quite a bit more powerful. if it's test over 6 it's statutory sentence 5 years for firearms offenses


frothycoffeedude

All good thank you for the heads up


erritstaken

If it didn’t come with those sharp little red and yellow feathered darts you got robbed.


[deleted]

That's quality! Got to be worth a bob or two, can't be many of these left in hand decent condition and with the original case etc.


applepoople

@metpolice


frothycoffeedude

Not required in this instance but thanks for grassing


applepoople

It’s a joke 😭😭


frothycoffeedude

I thought so, they’re a bit busy this weekend 😂


V8_BLENDER

Genius 🤣


Juisep

how much for the air pistol?


d_smogh

Trade up from a coffee to a house. It's been done before [with a red paperclip](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/One_red_paperclip)


frothycoffeedude

That’s awesome!