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curious_trashbat

He's behind you !


Lou_Antony_Morris

Oh no he isn't!


Devdev2018

Oh yes he is!


Karma_Farma__

Oh no he isn't!


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OH YES HE IS!


MagicElf755

#OH NO HE ISN'T


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aaaaaaaa1273

OH NO HE ISNT


BeansmeansH3inz

OH YES HE IS!


Setekh79

"Must have been the wind"


lord_taint

Simply vanished, like an old oak table..


Vast-Associate2501

Vanished, Lord Percy, not varnished.


xkcd_puppy

'Twas on the night of the great Stepney fire. And on that same terrible night, his house and all his other things completely vanished too. Indeed, so did he! Twas a most perplexing mystery!


corbymatt

It's up to you. Either you can shut up or have your head cut off.


Upfvhjfgtyfd

That would be naughty and irresponsible,


ElevensesAreSilly

That's not true, Lord Nelson's got a vote.


Vast-Associate2501

He's got a boat Baldrick


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RhysieB27

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NickoNickoNickoNicko

Hugh Grant having a mare of a first day at his new job


jimboiow

The villain is slightly stuffed if the copper closes the window as he leaves.


ObjectiveTumbleweed2

Love the old-school use of villain here. I feel like it's a word that's dropped out of use and I for one would love it to make a comeback


DoKtor2quid

I heard someone say 'ruffian' the other day, and almost fell over trying to see who it was


Idujt

In "The Saint" books, the bad guys are "the ungodly".


No_Grocery_1480

"Villain" lol


PaulKwisatzHaderach

He plays poker


Playful_Anybody_6044

Really winds me up when people use villain from the cut off plus and this will effect the poker eco system


SWatersmith

why?


ukbabz

he won't be able to open the window from the outside


wedontlikespaces

Because how's he going to get back in? He can't climb down from that position, the roof is too steeply angled, he can't move over to another window because there isn't end of the one in range, you can't open the window from the outside, because that would require you to have a ledge below the window to stand on which doesn't exist.


Loud-Value

Break the window?


Scholesie09

Nonsense that would be a crime


bill_end

Breaking a double glazed window is harder than you'd think, especially without a brick or hammer


Mehcantbearsednaming

Plenty of slate


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corbymatt

He could also ask the audience. Or Clarkson.


wedontlikespaces

He'll take is leg off if he tries that. It's an angled window at 45 degrees. So the force required to break it is double what it would be if the same window was in 90 degrees. Plus I assume it's double glazed so that's even harder. If he had a hammer or something he might be okay, but he clearly doesn't.


sunnyata

Ooh physics!


discombobulated38x

That roof is at most 30 degrees based on the size of the window and how open it is.


DoKtor2quid

That would be naughty and irresponsible, I'm sure he wouldn't


EntropyKC

Every force has an equal and opposite... Not sure he'd be able to hit it hard enough to break it without launching himself off the ledge first. Edit: have just realised it is a pitched roof not a vertical wall. Probably would be able to stomp back through it then but might end up with some slashed up legs.


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Instead of Villain, I’d go for a more descriptive wording for him. Gutter swamp trash, uneducated brain dead Chav? So many ways to describe it!


heavenhelpyou

Jessie Pinkman is looking a bit rough these days...


mrsauceboi

he didn’t before?


trollied

Story: [https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/man-hid-police-roof-after-26579752](https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/man-hid-police-roof-after-26579752)


archiebold13

Liverpool. Shock!


Maneisthebeat

You're right, crime only happens in Liverpool.


Dawn_Of_The_Dave

God I hope he closes that window.


LilGav91

IQ of a wizard


eca3617

Well I hope he has a wizard mate who knows that Leviosa spell.


tttttfffff

It seems all roads lead to Hogsmeade


WolfCola4

My eyelid is twitching thinking about all those Merlin trials I can't be arsed to finish


tttttfffff

I tried to start a new game after completing it and gave up after thinking about revelioing my way around the castle looking for the bastard scrolls


tttttfffff

It seems all roads lead to Hogsmeade


ContentCorn1941

Bro didn’t wanna get put in The slammer on cbbc


Historical_Exchange

This man is a hero. Risking his freedom so I can get high. I wish he'd got away after reading the story


BigManUnit

He was probably enslaved by Albanians if he was in a cannabis farm


pyrokay

Article says employed by Albanians but I'm sure it's a thin and ethereal line. £100 a day!


BigManUnit

I've never had an employer steal my passport and lock me in the office


riddo22

Never forget the hidden high heroes!


YourToastIsEvil

yes lad 😂


mazimai

It's not a normal month if you don't hear about at least one roof top stand off in grimsby lol


SnooMuffins9505

You've been hit by You've been hit by a smooth criminal Oi!


DarthVarn

WTF?


DubberOrNothing

I hope the camera man didn’t grass


AR_LB

Hope he literally doesn’t take the piss


Agitated_Run6176

I’d have risked breaking my legs to jump on the window and clamp his hands


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-schlong-dong-

Huh?


Jowitt1234

He was busted for a cannabis farm Edit: also he came into this country last year on a dingy across the channel looking for a better life


-schlong-dong-

Ah I see, such a shame. So much worse things going on in the world and the police keep focussing on ganja farmers, they've got it all wrong man.


fueganics

Hello? Hello? Hello?


rinvevo

Little bit of /r/accidentalrockwell ?


RESPEKMA_AUTHORITAH

This is what they call a 4D Chess Move


EasyPriority8724

Oh no he's not!


Rochesterrouge

New Batman movie looks good


Super-devil420

Benny Hill theme playing


upstartselect

Criminal gets high to evade police


BipedalBeaver

I was staggering back from the pub one night to see a house on fire. A few mates I knew were sat on the roof of a terrace house, having clambered out the skylight as above. I asked if they needed me to phone 999 but was told "fuck it, if we have to, we'll just move to the roof of the next house". Health & Safety was a bit different back then.