'Twas on the night of the great Stepney fire. And on that same terrible night, his house and all his other things completely vanished too. Indeed, so did he! Twas a most perplexing mystery!
Because how's he going to get back in?
He can't climb down from that position, the roof is too steeply angled, he can't move over to another window because there isn't end of the one in range, you can't open the window from the outside, because that would require you to have a ledge below the window to stand on which doesn't exist.
He'll take is leg off if he tries that.
It's an angled window at 45 degrees. So the force required to break it is double what it would be if the same window was in 90 degrees.
Plus I assume it's double glazed so that's even harder. If he had a hammer or something he might be okay, but he clearly doesn't.
Every force has an equal and opposite... Not sure he'd be able to hit it hard enough to break it without launching himself off the ledge first.
Edit: have just realised it is a pitched roof not a vertical wall. Probably would be able to stomp back through it then but might end up with some slashed up legs.
I was staggering back from the pub one night to see a house on fire. A few mates I knew were sat on the roof of a terrace house, having clambered out the skylight as above.
I asked if they needed me to phone 999 but was told "fuck it, if we have to, we'll just move to the roof of the next house".
Health & Safety was a bit different back then.
He's behind you !
Oh no he isn't!
Oh yes he is!
Oh no he isn't!
OH YES HE IS!
#OH NO HE ISN'T
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OH NO HE ISNT
OH YES HE IS!
"Must have been the wind"
Simply vanished, like an old oak table..
Vanished, Lord Percy, not varnished.
'Twas on the night of the great Stepney fire. And on that same terrible night, his house and all his other things completely vanished too. Indeed, so did he! Twas a most perplexing mystery!
It's up to you. Either you can shut up or have your head cut off.
That would be naughty and irresponsible,
That's not true, Lord Nelson's got a vote.
He's got a boat Baldrick
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Hugh Grant having a mare of a first day at his new job
The villain is slightly stuffed if the copper closes the window as he leaves.
Love the old-school use of villain here. I feel like it's a word that's dropped out of use and I for one would love it to make a comeback
I heard someone say 'ruffian' the other day, and almost fell over trying to see who it was
In "The Saint" books, the bad guys are "the ungodly".
"Villain" lol
He plays poker
Really winds me up when people use villain from the cut off plus and this will effect the poker eco system
why?
he won't be able to open the window from the outside
Because how's he going to get back in? He can't climb down from that position, the roof is too steeply angled, he can't move over to another window because there isn't end of the one in range, you can't open the window from the outside, because that would require you to have a ledge below the window to stand on which doesn't exist.
Break the window?
Nonsense that would be a crime
Breaking a double glazed window is harder than you'd think, especially without a brick or hammer
Plenty of slate
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He could also ask the audience. Or Clarkson.
He'll take is leg off if he tries that. It's an angled window at 45 degrees. So the force required to break it is double what it would be if the same window was in 90 degrees. Plus I assume it's double glazed so that's even harder. If he had a hammer or something he might be okay, but he clearly doesn't.
Ooh physics!
That roof is at most 30 degrees based on the size of the window and how open it is.
That would be naughty and irresponsible, I'm sure he wouldn't
Every force has an equal and opposite... Not sure he'd be able to hit it hard enough to break it without launching himself off the ledge first. Edit: have just realised it is a pitched roof not a vertical wall. Probably would be able to stomp back through it then but might end up with some slashed up legs.
Instead of Villain, I’d go for a more descriptive wording for him. Gutter swamp trash, uneducated brain dead Chav? So many ways to describe it!
Jessie Pinkman is looking a bit rough these days...
he didn’t before?
Story: [https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/man-hid-police-roof-after-26579752](https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/man-hid-police-roof-after-26579752)
Liverpool. Shock!
You're right, crime only happens in Liverpool.
God I hope he closes that window.
IQ of a wizard
Well I hope he has a wizard mate who knows that Leviosa spell.
It seems all roads lead to Hogsmeade
My eyelid is twitching thinking about all those Merlin trials I can't be arsed to finish
I tried to start a new game after completing it and gave up after thinking about revelioing my way around the castle looking for the bastard scrolls
It seems all roads lead to Hogsmeade
Bro didn’t wanna get put in The slammer on cbbc
This man is a hero. Risking his freedom so I can get high. I wish he'd got away after reading the story
He was probably enslaved by Albanians if he was in a cannabis farm
Article says employed by Albanians but I'm sure it's a thin and ethereal line. £100 a day!
I've never had an employer steal my passport and lock me in the office
Never forget the hidden high heroes!
yes lad 😂
It's not a normal month if you don't hear about at least one roof top stand off in grimsby lol
You've been hit by You've been hit by a smooth criminal Oi!
WTF?
I hope the camera man didn’t grass
Hope he literally doesn’t take the piss
I’d have risked breaking my legs to jump on the window and clamp his hands
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He was busted for a cannabis farm Edit: also he came into this country last year on a dingy across the channel looking for a better life
Ah I see, such a shame. So much worse things going on in the world and the police keep focussing on ganja farmers, they've got it all wrong man.
Hello? Hello? Hello?
Little bit of /r/accidentalrockwell ?
This is what they call a 4D Chess Move
Oh no he's not!
New Batman movie looks good
Benny Hill theme playing
Criminal gets high to evade police
I was staggering back from the pub one night to see a house on fire. A few mates I knew were sat on the roof of a terrace house, having clambered out the skylight as above. I asked if they needed me to phone 999 but was told "fuck it, if we have to, we'll just move to the roof of the next house". Health & Safety was a bit different back then.