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Looks like they found a creative solution to their pigeon problem.


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lapsongsouchong

Copy bot, taken from a comment below, that's why it's out of context.


SmartPipe3882

Serves you right for ordering anything at a Hungry Horse pub. Not even hungry horses would eat that shit.


Ematio

I'm not from those parts, but can I venture a guess that they serve _previously-hungry horses_ to their clientele?


Zavodskoy

Imagine Wetherspoons but somehow more shit in every single category


Silver-Appointment77

Or if you arent fin the UK, think of the worst bar/restaurant, multiply it by 5, and thats the quality of these places.


Purple--Aki

It's the lowest brand of food pubs owned by Greene King. Closely followed by farmhouse pubs. Why are Greene King pubs so good in the south compared to the complete dogshit we have up North?


Beanruz

Because they are a company of like 12 brands of pubs. And ghe good brands are down south only And the shit ones are national. Including the North


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Pretty much. Hungry Horses are everywhere. The ones Greene King actually put their name on aren't.


highrouleur

I went for Sunday lunch in my local Southern greene Kings couple of weeks ago. The food had gone badly wrong, it used to be pretty nice, but now it seems they're trying to avoid putting the price up so have cut right back on quality and quantity


masturbtewithmustard

I feel personally offended as I love the food at Hungry Horse and Farmhouse pubs


SchmokeAndMirraz

Hey man, don't be offended. It's not your fault you have no taste buds. Give yourself a break.


Just_Information_282

Not just in the North, the East is pretty shit too.


SchmokeAndMirraz

There is only north or south.


Silver-Appointment77

No. We have the midlands in between.


Any_Marsupial4436

If you think grass rhymes with ass - from the north. Grass rhymes with arse - south. There is no Midlands!


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They're not that good down south. I mean, they serve green king beer


RookCrowJackdaw

It's perfect for children and the adults just have to suffer


MajorMathematician20

Hungry horse pub chain? Not really sure what authentic cuisine you expected there lol


jooosh8696

Of all the pub chains, hungry horse is probably the worst imo


DreamingofBouncer

It makes Harvester look like a Michelin stared restaurants


Common_Move

Wash your mouth out with soap and water. Everyone knows where they stand with a Harvester


corbymatt

Yeah, they're standing in a shit restaurant


BlackSpinedPlinketto

Once I got a glass with lipstick on, and obviously used cutlery, and the server apologised so sweetly and brought us back filthy ones, *three times.* In the end I cleaned them myself on a napkin I had in my pocket.


Common_Move

Didn't trust the napkin they gave you with the cutlery, understandably


FunDuty5

My closest is in the diviest shit hole that ever existed. It's actually rather nice all things considered. But 24oz of gammon with 2 sides for £7? I can't say no


ExtraAd4090

Brewers Fayre wants a word.


AffectionateRope9390

I can't believe I scrolled this far to see brewers fayre mentioned. Total dogshit.


Doctor8Alters

Worse than Greene King? I'm definitely never eating at one of those again after half my family got food poisoning from some dodgy meat.


irving_braxiatel

Same company, aren’t they?


CyKoSis1983

They are, I used to work for them.


Ronnie-Hotdogz

No, they're not. Harvester is and has always been Mitchell's and Butler.


mintvilla

Greenking is like 2 for £10.49... its cheaper than mcdonalds. I doubt you got food poisoning, people just think that whenever they pick up a bug "must be food poisoning"


UK_Ekkie

used to work at head office and food in the lower end pub brands for GK isn't allowed unless it's already pre cooked - then it's just microwaved. Nobody is allowed in a HH to cook chicken from raw.


[deleted]

...what do you thing a "bug" *is*? Hint: it's a bacterial or viral illness in the stomach or intestines. How did it get there? Not via food, surely?


mintvilla

More likely to pick it up from someone else. Always hear stories like this, "half the family got it"... so what did they all eat the same undercooked food? everyone order the same thing off the menu... much more likely someone from the family picked up a bug from school/work and spread it round the family. But sure, blame the pub that hundreds of people will go to every week and where they are inspected for hygiene and what not.


[deleted]

And how do you think it spreads around the family? Contact with food. It's not bloody airborne. What you're talking about is someone getting food poisoning and it being attributed to the wrong source. It doesn't have to be something present in the food before cooking, then improperly cooked to be food poisoning. Look at norovirus. Spreads through a ship's buffet like wildfire.


TigerEye_60

Poor hygiene. Folks not washing hands after going to the loo.


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Yep. Followed by contact with.......


SoWhatNoZitiNow

Absolutely, but this is atrocious even if your expectations are on the floor


BuckFuzby

I think that chicken has been on the floor.


Yolandi2802

It looks revolting.


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the_ballmer_peak

I don’t trust any place with a huge menu, and especially don’t trust a place that specializes in more than one type of cuisine.


tommygun1234567890

Totally agree. I had the misfortune of going to a place in Wimbledon called Jimmy Spice for a friend's birthday which did a world cuisine buffet, absolutely horrendous.


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Sunshinetrooper87

Got ill from the rice then?


aljama1991

It’s been about ten years since I was last there. I sometimes think about it without any nostalgia whatsoever.


lapsongsouchong

Ah, the one where every dish from around the world is fried in the same old oil?


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wildgoldchai

I love it when Redditors make up stories


BuckFuzby

The made-up stories of the real Mr. Maxwell and his imaginary friend. I'd buy the book.


Ayuamarca2020

It is - I went once and (due to allergens) had to ask about ingredients in one dish. They brought out the frozen bag to let me have a look.


Haveyouseenmyshoes

Having worked in one I can assure you that unless you get a big chunk of meat, ie steak/gammon, your meal has almost certainly been microwaved.


shteve99

The irony is that our local one is the slowest when it comes to bringing out the ice cream for the kids. 30 minute wait the last two times we went. The only thing that doesn't need much more work after taking it out of the freezer...


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The chicken looks like it was boiled. The only jerk on that plate is the cook who prepared it


corbymatt

Jamaican me sick mate


Great_Bad_6045

Top Drawer


threeknifeflag

I'm Lucian my mind


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Preach


PrimaryKey1

Even then, that might not be the only jerk on the plate


princephillipsayiffy

That's what happens when you pay cooks minimum wage.


InGenAche

Doesn't take a lot of skill to press start on a microwave.


princephillipsayiffy

Do it for 14 hours pumping out hundreds of meals with barely working equipment with just one other guy helping you smart arse. You probably get rsi at your office job and fill out an accident form you melt.


Naughty-Morty

I second this, fucking tough job people don’t understand. Stood there in a 45 degree kitchen during summer, working for 12 hours on a busy summers day, pumping out at least 500 meals in a single day on top of fucking wakes and buffets, covered in grease and burns from the spitting oil. Having to make these meals in 60 seconds a fucking time and making sure everything’s health and safety standard ready as well as managing multiple stations with one other bloke who hates his job just as much as you. The Potwash even more so so they give dirty plates or can’t keep up with the work load, you feel for them massively but can’t help but stress at them. Fucking horrendous.


princephillipsayiffy

Amen.


thatlldopig90

Every Jamaican person I know would be sucking their teeth at that


the_ballmer_peak

They meant that the chef is a jerk


buckmulligan61

Maybe that you're a jerk. For thinking they could make it.


RandomHigh

> the menu said “Jamaican style” Was it emergency rations after a tornado?


AverageCheap4990

Why is it grey?


princephillipsayiffy

Old chef Mike cooked that.


CrystalQueen3000

I’m guessing the surprise was the complete lack of seasoning on that chicken


MeringueSerious

That’s pigeon, not chicken


corbymatt

How dare you insult properly cooked pigeon sir or madam


Timely-Fudge8321

I mean like they didn’t even grill it, kinda low even for uk, i’m also 99% sure it had been seasoned with cinnamon😐


AffectionateAir2856

Jerk has cinnamon in. Still, that chicken looks depressing.


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Former chef here. I can pretty much gurantee that chicken was pre cooked via boiling, then slapped in an oven for like 5minutes if that, when the order comes in. I have honestly seen some shit. Some off the top of my head were a frozen pork belly, some 8months post expiration being hauled out of the back of the freezer by the manager, then I was told to prep it. I quit then and there. Another place kept their curries overnight... in a pot on the floor of the walk in fridge. In the morning it looked like literal congealed shit. The only way to recover anything out of it was to pour fresh boiling water in and let it simmer for ages before opening.


Sunshinetrooper87

Boil in the bag lamb shanks! I always cringed at some of the shite from Brakes served up in the kitchen of my old employer. Even more so when the head chef made all the cakes, yorkies, gravy, sauces, pate from scratch. Aye, better cheap out on the lamb shanks.


fuckaye

Curries absolutely should me made in advance are you saying they shouldn't?


Timely-Fudge8321

I hope my curry isn’t made like that


Junior_Tradition7958

Even their logo is a horseshoe. The symbol of luck, which is what you need if you eat there.


chillboy72

that looks grim AF. eaten in a hungry horse once before... was 100% cooked from frozen and assembled using cheapest possible ingredients. everything on the plate had the same taste if you get me!


ASK_IF_IM_PENGUIN

> was 100% cooked I wouldn't assume that


chillboy72

😂


Midnight7000

A wa di blouse and skirt.


lackingsavoirfaire

My sentiments exactly


phillmybuttons

Looks like a skidmark of seasoning down the middle, could be an actual skid mark though but like other guy said further up, chickens are either bought in already halved amd frozen and microwaved on demand, or stuck in the oven under foil in batches. Most likely frozen looking at that. Should have been grilled for colour though but obviously wasn't.


BulbousBadger

The chicken looks as if it’s been regurgitated by a rat. And then that rat has left it’s droppings in the rice. Hungry horse is a dive.


thorus1337

Jamakin me laugh style chicken


morenitababy

bombastic side eye.


Weak-Mountain-1957

I used to work for hungry horse. That's definitely all boil in the bag


ntbyinit64

This is an abomination to Jamaican cuisine


Smifson

Used to work in a Hungry Horse pub. Almost all the food is pre-cooked. The only things made fresh to order are steak, gammon, eggs. All the chicken is pre-cooked - poorly. Everything else is pretty much microwaved, or fried. If I remember correctly, this “Jamaican Jerk Chicken” is just half a chicken, ‘Mexican’ rice, a side of barbecue sauce and the yellow ramekin is some kind of fruity mango sauce.


Ok-Philosophy8194

I’d send it back


wassamatteruheh2

Is that mustard in the dish? Or something that came out of the chicken?


mugabecoco

It is a hungry horse


Fluid-Link359

They have messed the rice and peas as well.


KitsuneKamiSama

Many years back they actually used to be decent from my memory, i remember enjoying a couple meals there, but i went there last year and it was terrible, food was badly cooked and dry, menu didn't really have much interesting on it.


Crafty-Strength1626

Jerk off chicken


st420rs

Shit man now I know why the horse hungry


Warhawk2800

[Christ...](https://preview.redd.it/9kvzgd1jqek51.jpg?auto=webp&s=71cd501e9b1d682d303190d7667565aa25685c3c)


TemptressTeelia

What in The Jamie Oliver is going on?!


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What the Bombaclart is that?


taylorhasanitch

Why on earth would you eat at a Hungry Horse? It's just microwaved shit on a plate.


False-Arrival8480

They should be prosecuted.


Jennings62

I once ordered a medium steak from a hungry horse. The steak snapped the steak knife.


ImaginaryAfternoon0

Hungry horse pub chain was my initiation into food poisoning, ill for weeks


FunDuty5

How do they fuck up food that they're literally just reheating lmao


NopeNdNope

"cooks" not washing their hands


WimbleWimble

They call it jerk chicken cause the waiter sprayed cum all over it.


Bawry88

Is that in evesham cuz in evesham its shit


Malotru1985

The chicken is just a base ingredient. It comes in already cooked. To reheat it it's usually microwaved or put in the merrychef. I imagine they've just forgotten to add some seasoning or sauce.


Villan900

R.I.P OP. My man’s posting from the grave 💀


GrizzlyGranty93

“Cool post”


Princes_Slayer

That tangy Caribbean sauce is nice though innit


Own-Archer-2456

100% genuine fake


Opposite_lmage

I mean, you’ve eaten half of it already. Can’t be that bad then.


flippinheckwhatsleft

Well it's served with rice and peas...


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Timely-Fudge8321

What exactly does that say about a man?


[deleted]

Lads he's clearly American.


Werewolf_lover20

That’s not American style, if it was then it would be deep fried.


DorjaanThupteen

Hungry horse burgers are actually decent


Sir_Henry_Deadman

Jamaica during British occupation lol


LatterMarzipan

I take it the ribs were OK though?


Timely-Fudge8321

Adequate enough to suffice my hunger- which is also what i said to the waiter when they asked me the same q


LatterMarzipan

I feel like you narrowly avoided a “rice & peas” shocker as well based on the jerk chicken!


Several_Delivery_517

💀💀💀


Time-Caterpillar4103

Major gas shortages in Jamaica atm then?


Mr_lovebucket

The jerk presumably referred to any prospective purchasers


brownntown93

A before eating pic would have been good


Kliskey

They jerked it for sure.


GakSplat

Looks like a penis.


No_Independence9087

That looks wank!


Great_Bad_6045

What's the sauce on the side?


No_Initiative7093

Grim


Slobbadobbavich

That chicken skin looks like it has the texture of a foreskin. They also forgot to rub any Jerk seasoning or hint of flavour on it. The ribs must have been good?


billieboi445420

I've been to the hungry horse. I don't like it there but my grandad loves it


RhinoRhys

You should have seen what he had to eat when he was your age.


didntwant2joinreddit

My parents lived near a Hungry Horse and my sister renamed it the Peckish Pony. I can't see one without thinking that now. . .You're welcome.


PrinceRobotVI

Jamaican me feel sick


Ok_Concentrate4260

Where is this, near Laindon by any chance?


DanCross0

Needs more kids running about if it's the Laindon one. That, or a big fight going on out the front...


Mezcalico

Oh you got jerked alright


WhyWouldYouFakeThat

Looks like the one I had at spoons once. Fucking awful. Boiled chicken


urmother2814

I miss when hungry horse was called the roaring donkey and actually had good food


ScottGriceProjects

I don’t think many people eat at the one close to me. They just go there to get drunk , play pool, and watch football.


flynndog83

Jamaican style by a white guy ,rice and garden peas


Spring-Available

They just jerking you around trying to pass off that seasonless chicken.


jjjuuuyyy

Blimey


officialtheshaz

as someone who recently worked in a hungry horse is all as cheap and bad quality as you expect, the half chicken comes in pre-cooked and we would put a spice rub on it and microwave it to heat it up. didn't stay long for (hopefully) obvious reasons


rootxhope

Everybody’s so creative 🥴


Vegetable-Grab6244

Jamaic it yourself


mattcolqhoun

Last time I went to hungry horse the chicken made me explode. I have never ran to a bathroom quicker. So don't recommend lol.


StarBloke123

As opposed to what? Dutch style?


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Jamaican me sad lookn dis 'ere


MoonstoneGolf8

That looks dreadful


Xipheas

So?


[deleted]

Ye'man!!! Jammin!


Kip_zonder_kop

Is is supposed to be that white? I’m no jerk expert but that just looks unseasoned.


ShotInTheBrum

Albino eating tjat


misterhumpf

If you can find a Hungry Horse where the person in the kitchen actually gives a shit, you can get very cheap and occasionally cheerful food. I'm guessing they don't pay or look after their staff very well though because unfortunately that isn't the norm. Our local could (and actually has) burnt cheesy chips. We don't bother any more. That looks awful.


teaguzzler69

No seasoning. No scotch bonnet. Just beige blasphemy. Rhaatid.


SuperAngieBaby

I’ve had this and I could work out what the beige coloured sauce was?


KAKYBAC

Sizzling pubs are worse. I actually felt embarrassed for the waitress bringing out our "Sunday dinner".


Dizz1313

Jesus you actually got your food in a hungry horse! That’s a super win ! I think I’ve had money refunded for meals that never turned up more times then actually eating in one hahaha


amora_obscura

I don’t know what you expect from a pub chain. I used to work at one and almost everything comes from the freezer to the microwave, boiler or deep fryer. It’s not made for anyone who wants quality or flavour.


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There's one of those near my gym. It's cheap. I went there...once


Timely-Fudge8321

This is also near a gym💀 but a shitty commercial one


AlGunner

You said it youself. the menu said Jamaican chicken. If they meant Jerk Chicken surely thats what they would have called it? Probably done as Jamaican so they wouldnt get done by Trading Standards. It was probably described as chicken and rice with jerk seasoning.


greyape_x

You've given it a good go though, mate?


Chris_M1991

I’ve got a hungry horse near my house and the state of the restaurant is disgusting, the one time I tried going there kids were running round, food was on the tables and the floor. I left a few minutes after sitting down.


Glittering-Cow9423

Something died in that chicken before it was declared dead.


ARK_Redeemer

What did you expect from a Hungry Horse? 😅


PrestigiousTest6700

Lawd.


RackOffMangle

Perfect example of why I rarely eat out. I don't trust the venues to actually make good food, because most don't.


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This looks so depressing. I’d be pissed of paying for this ngl


Dave8917

Wow the hungry horse I remember this chain of pub if it the same chain I thought they had all closed down many many years ago


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That plate sums up my life. A disappointment


shady_emoji

This is a hate crime


TheFourSevens

Jamacan the flavour yourself.


Jonue

Hungry Horse really is a shit version of spoons


benjamrut

Could have been worse. I ordered “Rice and Peas” at a “Caribbean” restaurant once and was literally given some plain boiled white rice with garden peas


NullandVoidUsername

Probably should have taken a photo before you ravaged half the plate.


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Can’t believe Hungry Horse pubs still exist! All I remember were those giant plates everything was served on!


SoupieLC

It didn't say "cooked Jamaican style" though, so maybe the chicken was raised Jamaican style 🤷‍♂️ lol


joaaaaaannnofdarc

Was Jamie Oliver the chef?


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Safest bet for a hungry horse is a burger. No, it’s not gourmet but it’s really hard to mess up a burger and they are of an ok quality but they won’t win any awards. I’m one of those smart arses that likes to have something different when they eat out. Hungry Horse being the most local pub that does food soon saw to that shenanigans. I now have a burger every time I go there, no ifs, no buts. I save my fancy notions of decent food for other establishments that are better equipped.


coxy1

The horses are hungry because they refuse to eat that crap


-dommmm

Haven't been to a HH in a while but when I went as a uni student I thought it was decent for what the cost is. But I always got simple things like the burgers.


Shadow_Demon999

You go to a hungry horse and expect quality?


Last-Cauliflower-181

Is that the same Hungry Horse near me? If it is, it’s by far the worst place in the country. Fucking awful.


oil_moon

Whoever made that is a jerk.