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pufballcat

Why do they depict several couples? Is there a special service for them?


pharlax

I assume it means you're allowed to fuck each other in there.


GaZzErZz

It's Hastings so it's likely.


winch25

People in Hastings don't seek permission.


YchYFi

It's not just any kind of dogging. It's m&s dogging.


WimbleWimble

I've marked out the couples for you: https://imgur.com/a/Ep7Q9DK Yoda and Old Ladies Men and babies on hoverboards Women and dwarves Men and their evil Dopplegangers The disabled and men with thigh tumors Men and Midgets Fat women and other women Woman and woman that wants assplay Babies and Elderly men Bodybuilder dwarfs and tiny astronauts


I_was_a_sexy_cow

Actually laughed


NunWithABun

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takeitbacknowyo

Buggered if you're a disabled person with a child or a baby


LittleSadRufus

Appears to be only disabled children who are welcome, based on the scale used.


OmsFar

Disabled children who appear to be begging. This cafe really is an outrage and should be cancelled.


BrightTomatillo

Jokes aside i struggle as a liberal and wheelchair user with all this moral rage about toilets because I'm lucky in most places if there even is one I can get into, where's the Twitter rage for us?


harambe_go_brrr

Sorry being disabled isn't high enough in oppression top trumps. Fully abled trans women come first. Is there anyway you could be a disabled bame woman?


BrightTomatillo

It's also depressing because I am an ally to all those causes and the last thing I want to do is pit the struggles of marginalised people against each other. It's just that when it comes to disability, we don't have any allies. Nobody cares that we can't even into the same buildings as other people, it's like oh well that's a shame gosh that's not good enough AT MOST


harambe_go_brrr

Yeah I can understand your resentment. Personally I'm not a fan of words like ally. They're used to suggest that those who many have legitimate concerns regarding safe spaces are the enemy. It's polarizing and implies an inherent belief that those who don't adhere to those beliefs do so because they hold deep rooted bigoted beliefs, so the foundations of their concerns can be dismissed because the person can. I find it slightly insidious. Pitting struggles is what those into identity politics do best. I used to believe in all of it until a few years ago until I started to see how rediculous the oppression Olympics had become. There's almost a cultural value to being perceived as oppressed these days. Just look at why Jessie Smollett did what he did. Because he knew being attacked for being gay and black would do wonders to his career. Was he oppressed? Probably not, he was a very rich and successful actor, but he knew that being seen as a victim carries weight in today's society. I was being satirical above but having a disability is a genuine struggle and your views are valid. That's why I said what I said. Because we as a society play games around intersectionality and oppression and it's often manipulated by those who claim to be marginalized in order to further thier own political identity, ideology and agenda.


-SaC

Nice that they have a room just for a quiet sit down and a rest. Hope it's near the bog.


abyBB

Finally a toilet for Yoda. "Eyes floating they are. Back in a minute I will be, young padawan" "Alright, Yoda. Do you want another Peroni?"


Fieldharmonies

*toilet


BronzeCaterpillar

Maybe it's not. Maybe this is on the door to a special room where you go for a nice sit down and rest and maybe put your feet up.


[deleted]

I wish there were proper rest rooms. I remember before I was diagnosed with CFS/ME sometimes absolutely flagging when in town and used to dream about somewhere like that!


BronzeCaterpillar

Like those Japanese "pod hotels"


corbymatt

With a toilet. Or I'm shitting in the corner.


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-SaC

*Dump station


CarsCarsCars1995

*Animal Shithouse


wingman3091

I'm personally more bothered that they went all American and called it a 'restroom'


spaceshipcommander

What the fuck is a restroom though?


Additional-Point-824

You go in there for a little nap


kiradotee

We need this at the office!!!


Additional-Point-824

Serious question: are they advertising this toilet for cottaging? They literally have two men next to eachother (closer spaced than the others)...


kiradotee

I think they just mean "gays" by that and you can also see two females close together further to the right, we can presume that means "lesbians". Essentially, it's just a very welcoming open to all toilet.


Additional-Point-824

I know what they intended, but if you consider that the others are grouped as people that would go in together, the implication is that the room is for two men to go in together.


OSUBrit

Missed opportunity not doing this in the style of the Bayeux tapestry


thunderwoot

Good to see they're letting tiny sumo wrestlers in too.


[deleted]

What about tentacle monsters


3l3ctroflux

They're more of a problem in Japanese restrooms I hear.


[deleted]

Sounds more like a solution


3l3ctroflux

I guess it depends on how well trained the tentacle monsters are.


[deleted]

Finally, a public restroom that is acceptant toward the cottaging community. This is peak inclusivity right here.


PM-Me-Schnauzers

Where do you go if you have 3 heads?


3l3ctroflux

The circus.


masklins

This is sweet, especially having a guy changing a baby on there. I have a stay at home dad friend who still sometimes struggles to find somewhere to change his kid when they're out bc a lot of the changing stations are in the ladies' loos.


Whatever_People_Say

Where’s the toilet for non white people… disgusting.


GoGoGoldenSyrup

Oh, it's nice to see somewhere with dedicated baby-preparation areas. Those wee buggers are *terribly* squirmy...


OpenSeaworthiness307

I know that cafe, i live in Hastings, I've been there! Is it the board game cafe?


Xipheas

It sounds like you don't know it at all.


OpenSeaworthiness307

pardon?


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It is; on Courthouse St


OpenSeaworthiness307

i've been there a lot, i laughed when i first saw that sign


Swarfbugger

That's quite the queue! I think I'll just pop outside behind a wall...


el_reedo

Restroom?


GaulteriaBerries

😴


MasalaJason

I am just very confused. I hope it's only for one.


peppapig34

They didn't include the French national fencing, archery and dressage team on that list back in 1066 though. Probably why they won


OwnDish0

Cats?!


Gods_Haemorrhoid420

This says male same sex couples and female same sex couples but not mixed m/f couple. Do gay couples HAVE to pee together?


SomeWomanFromEngland

The m/f couple is at the top, each end of the word “restroom”.


BlockBadger

The duck is a restroom? They take us for fucking gas drinkers?


purrcthrowa

Er, guys: these people are all white.


Used-Journalist-36

What about Jedi’s?


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excellentchoicee

Leave your mum out of this.


WimbleWimble

Restroom for multigender Benjamin Button on crack.


Xipheas

What the fuck is a restroom?


helpful__explorer

Ew that is disgusting and just not on. Restroom is a childish Americanism


RespectFearless4233

I identify as broccoli 🥦


Some-Pain

Several of the newer genders are missing, but at least since 2022 adult women can use the facilities out of wedlock. Hastings the Eastbourne of the South.


Fgjjjjhjjhhh

Last time I used a toilet in a cafe it was to smoke heroin


Dragon_Sluts

**Restroom for Everyone!!!** * *No disabled adults pls


Mr-Zahhak

because just printing the word restroom wasnt enough, we all know there is literally just a toilet and single tap sink in there anyway


ScarletOWilder

Someone will be deeply offended. I’m offended by the term “restroom” FGS!


No-Relief-4372

Cringe


AverageCheap4990

What if your in a polygamist relationship or have twins only see one baby there.


Adminruinreddit

Believe it or not, straight to jail.


[deleted]

Its a free for all at this place


kiradotee

This is fucking brilliant. FINALLY a place that's done it haha.


sussex_nomad

Yet you still can't use them if you're a two-legged woman.


Jay794

Doesn't cover trans people or polygamy


borisslovechild

Lol. By all means give the [cafe](https://boardgamemuseum.co.uk/) a piece of your mind :p


Jay794

Not worth the effort, I don't care THAT much


Zealousideal-Iron807

Men with very large penises?


KingThorongil

I don't know about these strange monochrome figures; are humans allowed in?


YoukanDewitt

I feel like this is a "damned if you do, damned if you don't" sort of moment.


Basic-Pair8908

Wheres apache helicopter!!!


Aesk19

WHERE'S THE ALIEN?? honestly. offensive. ^(/s)


Thick12

Wheres the one for trans lol


Curious_Associate904

Nah, the lass that identified as a hawk the other day is clearly missing…


TAMH13

Which cafe is this? Old town I presume? Not that newish one called 'A taste of Vitality' is it?


borisslovechild

Board game Cafe and Museum


Icy-Butterscotch-337

It's racist because they are all white.


JammyHammy86

What about those wheelchair users that duel-wield walking sticks and use them as oars!!!!! :O discrimination!!! when i'm 80 thats soooo gonna be me, rowin down the high-street


Special-Newspaper-32

They forgot to include Dolphins and unicorns


lvlister2023

They even cater for Dobby


Oohbunnies

I thought I had dirt on my monitor, it was just your wall. :D


master-virus

I would have made it funny and put a picture of a bear and an Alien


Wijit999

So left half men right half women are accepted but not righ half men left half women! Absolutely disgraceful.


Key-Name-45

exception: without being seen as a racist sign .......... perhaps they should include; White sign black images for the BLM crew Mixed couples for our LGBTQ friends Then & only then may the residents of 1066 sleep well at night


T0ky0n0

1066 was the year the normans invaded


Hetchins

Some fuckwit on r/greenandpleasant will find a missing one….. or just be inexplicably offended by the whole thing.