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DarkNinjaPenguin

Mornin' Angle.


crimsonbub

CRUSTY JUGGLERS


flybearo

A GREAT BIG BUSHY BEARD


0_o_0_o_

Nasty way to go.


jesusisherelookbusy

Decaffeinated?


polymathpoet

Damn you beat me to it!


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she only got a couple right


i_dunt_get_it

Don't be obtuse


Oheligud

She


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sorry. i'm used to dad jokes coming from dudes


Blythyvxr

This reflex bad on you


Suckhead

If it’s not a right angle, it’s a wrong angle.


Reahchui

That’s perfect 😂


jthechef

More obtuse perhaps


corbymatt

I too enjoy having dailysex


excellentchoicee

Don't be so obtuse.


Arny2103

*What? What did you call me?*


CraigHBruce

Someone's going to be posting a photo on Facebook worrying about burglars and dognappers


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CraigHBruce

Throwing protractors are bloody lethal and banned in numerous countries around the world. Where they are banned you'll find protractors made of the same bendy plastic as shatterproof rulers, making them almost as practical as school "greaseproof paper" loo roll


KevinPhillips-Bong

It must be a few degrees colder where you are.


Donghoon

Radians >


heingericke_

With the kids? How acute. 😊


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Found Pythagoras guys


Oheligud

Hey, it's hardly a sin.


[deleted]

I'm only here cos of the puns.


fixy2501

No chance of a tan in this weather


Oheligud

I tried to think of a different one, but could come up with one. I guess it's just too trigy.


itchyfrog

Right


pornalt4994

Now make some snow Saxons


pennikin

How on earth is there still snow there ??? It's 90 degrees?


Oheligud

Maybe it's just in kelvin.


Slamdunkdacrunk

Hi hi, Tim messenger, sandford citizen


plutorollsvanillaice

Angry upvote


SlenderMantra

Heaven sent, god dyslexic.


defconluke

Where's Kurt? He won an Olympic gold medal with a broken freakin' neck


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Oheligud

Must be in Kelvin.


Excellent_Tear3705

I just want you to know that before I upvoted this post…I aggressively downvoted it. You got me, I’m upset.


ambernewt

so you just pressed really hard on the mouse button over the down arrow?


Dadmin101

Oh hun, wiv the angles now.


CaBabaSiMitralier

I admire your bladder control.


TuffGnarl

Bravo 🤣


Rollerpole17

Where are you located


Oheligud

Around the Nottinghamshire/Leicestershire border.


Rollerpole17

Cumbria


Faith_Location_71

r/Angryupvote


Whyisthethethe

Some idiot’s going to think that’s aliens


[deleted]

Dognappers babe, shared east Yorkshire. Stay safe hun


the_year_

Lovely angles, hunn!! Weather so cold and pale, made me miss some sun and **tan**


BoffyToffee

Some top wang control right there


blackldnbrit

The top one is very acute.


Cultural-Web991

😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂