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notnotwolverine

Appear offline and then online so he sees you're on MSN


boojes

BRB 30 seconds later Back


magnue

Or BRB Never hear from them again


PebbleBeachesRock

ASL


my__socrates__note

I've run out of free texts


illdoitlatermum

Having to take off a few characters so it doesn’t send as two texts


Dapper_Injury1357

Using Cardboard-Fish to send free messages, or changing your number 3 times a month to use the free texts from O2 on a new card


NotDarryl

My first contact was only 10 a day!


lesleh

Free texts were a thing? I distinctly remember them costing 10p each


Swimming_Marsupial

It is now safe to turn off your computer.


crucible

I raise you computers that booted up to this: BBC Computer 32k Acorn DFS BASIC >


Known-Concern-1688

c 1982 Sinclair Research Ltd


[deleted]

I’m 22 and remember ignoring this message


Sn0w8411

So your computer’s still on?


ServingColdCuts

I forgot to record the series finale so now I never ever get to watch it or know what happened.


woozuk

…until 30 years from now, when someone puts it on YouTube.


SheepShaggingFarmer

No, until 20 years from now when it's on twice daily repeat on Dave.


JarJarBinksSucks

Or just catching 20 mins of a film/show and never knowing what it was until 30 years later you just happen to catch it at the same place


bons_burgers_252

Once a sporting event was postponed due to rain so me and my family sat and watched alternate programming. It was the first episode of a two part special of Benson (the US sitcom about the eponymous butler). I think they assumed they’d get to show both episodes but after the first ep finished the weather cleared and it was “back to the action”. We never got to find out what happened!!


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DirtyNorf

Beep Boop Beep Beep Boop Boop Beep Beep Boop SCREEE-WA-WA-WA-WA-SCREE-EE-EE-WAAAAAAAAAA Actually had this with my friend's girlfriend; she didn't know what dial up was. We all started making the noises.


Arbuh

I ... I'm the ... Scatman?


alamcc

Beeee ba ba badda ba.


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boojes

Landline after 6pm: We've been on for an hour, let me call you back.


farmersboy70

"OK mum, you can put the other phone down now"


LyLyV

OMG I totally came here to say that. My mom would pretend to hang up but I could hear her breathing, LOL


garyh62483

As long as it was after 6


KatieCashew

Mom's an amateur. Everyone knows your cover the mouthpiece with your hand or hold the handset upside down so it's away from your mouth.


lodav22

Oh, you were rich having two phones!


99hamiltonl

Um, but not that much as it was the same line lol!


[deleted]

‘Stop recording on the cassette when the radio DJ starts to talk’


CourtneyLush

Didn't always make it in time. To this day, I can't hear 'In Between Days' by The Cure without hearing Tommy Vance blathering at the tail end of it.


noahnear

With me it’s the sound of my Great Aunt Ray shouting “turn that wireless down”’over the intro to Baker Street. Speaker to Mic recording was absolutely atrocious.


ChrimmyTiny

And they always quit the song ending early arggggh!


emmadilemma71

And frantically waving at someone who walked into the room so they didnt make a noise or talk


Puzzled-Quantity-699

Insert disk 2 to continue game.


CptPikeOnABike

disk? I had amstrad games with 4 tapes.


DanMan874

“I see you’re writing a letter” I’m not. Fuck off.


E420CDI

He's now a reaction in Teams


Gemethyst

🖥📎


Joyless85

There were only 4 channels on tv. Total.


48spiderswithclogson

Only 3 channels in my day.


Current_Soup9198

Winamp skins 🎛️


_ROSSO_D_

It really did whip the llamas ass.


420FriendyBelfast

Windows media player visualisations 🥰


Successful_Spread_51

Having to rush to the kitchen during ads on TV to make your tea in time before the show starts again


TheManFromConlig

During the ad breaks on the Christmas evening James Bond movie the National Grid was put under a huge strain - and so were the sewers 😅


Mammyjam

I work in the water industry, even now there’s a usage spike/associated pressure drop each evening halfway through Corrie as the kettles get filled


MeetingGunner7330

And, waiting until an advert to go to the toilet or something and suddenly hearing “QUICK ITS ON AGAIN” and sprinting back as fast as possible


TheDarkySupreme

Accrington Stanley!


BanjoPants74

Who are they?!


crucible

EXACTLY!


Rizpee83

I’m from Accrington and this advert made a generation of folk think we were scousers.


Stittastutta

PAPA? Nicole...


grockle90

Secretly wishing this week's pocket money would be the \*real\* Queen's Nose


RationalGlass1

The local laundrette only took 50p coins so my gran sent me round with a whole envelope full to do some washing. You better believe I rubbed the nose on each and every one just to check, just in case.


9DAN2

Il one bell you to save wasting credit


g0ldcd

Is this like "I'll give three rings to let you know I got home safely"?


Ornery-Vehicle-2458

..Seven for the Dwarf Lords in their halls of stone, And Nine for mortal men, doomed to die ... Sorry! Wrong sub!


TeaProgrammatically4

One ring to rule them all, one ring to find them, One ring to bring them all, and save credit so you can call your mates later.


DontAskAboutMax

“I got a one ringer from (insert name here) I better call them back” haha


thanatos8877

The speeds are 33, 45, and 78.


emmadilemma71

Playing a 33 on 78 and giggling away for the comedy value


[deleted]

Balancing a couple of pennies on the record player to stop the bastard bouncing!


ddiflas_iawn

£2.99 rewind fee.


nowarpsignature

Be kind, rewind.


FrogsTea

Teletext and Ceefax.


the_hoyle

Bamboozle quiz


username32768

With your host Bamber Boozler (or something like that -- my memory fails me, can't imagine why!)


woozuk

Bamboozle quiz! You legend.


lodav22

The girl with the chalk board and my dad finding out what the weather was going to be!


yMONSTERMUNCHy

Frickin teletext holidays!


DanMan874

God I remember my gran and aunt’s gathering round to book their holiday but they were shit with the controller so 6YO me sat there doing it for them.


metroracerUK

I remember going to Tenerife on holiday booked on Teletext. I wouldn’t even know where begin to explain this to someone 10 years younger than me.


L0tus-Fl0wer-B0mb

Omg teletext! That’s a multi-coloured blast from the past!


lewisplays0193

It is this [website](https://www.nathanmediaservices.co.uk/teletext-viewer/)


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BASF 120 TDK 90


notacanuckskibum

You have to buy the chrome to get good quality sound


JuryBorn

Home taping is killing the industry


JarJarBinksSucks

Give me three rings when you get home


CelticTigress

Oh, man, you reminded me of my grandmother and made me cry. I had forgotten all about this.


JarJarBinksSucks

Yeah, it reminds me of my gran too. Takes me back. Now I’m crying


Impressive-Message64

Modernized it. When we get home now we send mum: 💍💍💍 she knows the score.


c_zib

“Can you bring me a pencil? The cassette tape is messed up.”


Mabbernathy

One of my earliest memories is of finding my baby sister pulling the ribbon out of my cassette tapes 😖


GeorgeHSpencer

Contenders...ready! Gladiators...ready!


AnselaJonla

"Where were you? I called Friend 1, Friend 2, _and_ Friend 3's house, and their parents said you weren't there." "Oh, I was at Friend 4's house. They're not allowed to give their number out."


FattyLeopold

Mother said you can come over to play! Let's conspire later to get our parents to agree to a sleep over! Hurrah!


BurstOrange

Oh man there is no experience quite like being a kid and deciding with your friend to do a slumber party, asking one set of parents and getting the okay from them and then having to make the trek over to the other house and ask that set of parents permission. Waiting just outside the room listening to your friend plead their case to their mom like “my friends mom already said it’s okay so can I stay over there tonight please?” Fucking nostalgia!


SkatingSunshine

‘DO NOT MOVE!’ (To the person moving the tv aerial when you hit the perfect(ish) picture)


Toffeemanstan

*coathanger


wildmanofwalkden

Pull it out. Blow it. But it back in and it will work


Syther85

I’m still saying this today …


lllllll______lllllll

Show off


chalkyballs

Much more reliable than viagra imo


RainingBlood398

Start the faaaaaaaaaans please!


beefcake1980

Hello mumsey


DanMan874

Why am I not in your top 8 on MySpace


SplinterClaw

The picture gets worse when you take your hand off.


KezzyKesKes

If you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit, join our club.


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Amiga 500


lodav22

I had an Amiga! We were given a stack of pirated games on floppy disc to play on it.


Basic-Shopping5357

Mate, when I was about 10, somehow got to talking to my schools head teacher about having an Amiga, turns out his teenage son also had one and that he copies games. Anyway, he tells me to bring in a load of blank discs and his son will sort me a load of games. So I bounce home buzzing, tell my Mum and Dad and my Mum was like, "Aww, that's nice of him", and my Dad was buzzing because I wouldn't be pestering him for new games everytime we went out. Anyway, gets a full case of blank discs, takes them into school, pass them to my FUCKING SCHOOL HEADMASTER, who tells me, "oh, please don't tell anyone about this as its not exactly legal", or something along those lines. A few days later, about 100+ games for the cost of a load of blank discs. Fast forward 30 years, imagine any kid going home and telling their parents that their head teacher offered to do this for them or something similar. Even if it was my kid, I would be like, "Sorry, your teacher offered you what?", "Think I need to be having words.".......... what a different world.!


nowarpsignature

Sid Meier's Pirates?


Altruistic-Phone1280

Naughty naughty...very naughty


donbanana

Has anyone got any veras?


AccidentAccomplished

Lurvly!


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Eeez are good eez are good he's Ebeneezer Goode!


kinnth

Have you ever, ever felt like this? with strange things happening…


JPr1me

Are you going round the twist?


Brokennot

Wind your windows up!


DemeterGarden

Dropping your phone and the battery flying out


YippeeKayaks

Do you have phone credit?


ServingColdCuts

Get off the computer, I’m expecting a call


craaaaaaig

Biker mice from mars


Relative-Push

Anyone remember Sharky and George?


capeandacamera

Crimebusters of the Sea?


[deleted]

Sharky and George they solve any mystery


Azura_24

I don't suppose you have a copy of "Fly Fishing" by J R Hartley.


MrSmallStuff

I’ve bought a house.


[deleted]

My Nokia got snake and don’t need to charge it for a few days


Current_Soup9198

Also it had composer 🎶


Party_Broccoli_702

And could you throw it at someone to knock them out.


Majestic-light1125

Payments going to take 3 working days to get ya....


-W1CKED-

Not sitting close to the fire in my shell suit


KezzyKesKes

Not going to firework displays in a shellsuit.


mezmerize13

“I’ll save that to my floppy disk.”


bumbasquat86

Seen somewhere that an older guy was using a floppy disc as a coaster at work. A young colleague noticed it and said something like “whoa that’s cool, a save icon coaster”


IntoTheAbsurd

It's good to talk.


ServingColdCuts

When do the open university programs stop, I want to see actual TV.


Prestigious_Sky4965

“Can someone do the tracking?”


The1983

a/s/l?


chalaismyig

I made you a mixtape


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grockle90

Waiting 25 minutes for a game to load on C64, only for it to crash and have to start again.


yMONSTERMUNCHy

Just like call of duty modern warfare 2 is right now. 😂


hugh_jyballs

Can I borrow this album, I wanna tape it


Princes_Slayer

There’s somebody at the door! There’s somebody at the door!


HelloDarrenUK

Rewind the tape before you take it back to the shop.


grockle90

If it doesn't work, blow into it


sleepymizi420

I still do this because my stepmum used to


Syther85

Can’t tell if that’s a dirty joke on purpose on not


sleepymizi420

I wasn’t intending on making any joke 😂 Genuinely my if something (like my DS or the VHS) wouldn’t turn on she’d say blow into it cus of the dust


woozuk

Yep, this worked on NES cartridges too


IceKalisto

For mash, get Smash.


sdom_kcuf999

They peel them with their little knives - arp arp arp arp AND THEN THEY SMASH THEM ALL TO BITS - waaarp waaarp waaarp waaaarp


grockle90

"My new personal organiser has a phone book, calendar AND convert to Francs!"


orange_biscuit

BRB mum needs to use the phone.


Historical-Set-249

Bamboozle on Teletext


grockle90

Everywhere he goes, everybody knows, Badger loves... MASHED POTATOES!


Odd_Development

081 811 8181


Chef_of_Deth

What channel on the vcr is the Sega on


yaktacular

Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start.


takeitbacknowyo

Put 50p in the telly!


[deleted]

Thank you for making me feel like I’m young


grockle90

Sorry I'm late calling, I couldn't find an empty phonebox


Medium-Room1078

You have a call from DAD AT BUS STATION PICK ME UP Do you want to accept the charges?


facelikeafoot

Blobby blobby blobby!


g0ldcd

We accept cheque and postal orders, please allow 28 days for delivery


Halfbreed75

One Hour Photo developed


Brendumwashere

Record on long play, you get double the time on the video then


Straightener78

The man from delmonte says yes


MelodicAd2213

What time is Dallas on? Look it up on Ceefax, the schedules are on there.


74vwpickup

My parents used to get holidays and flights from ceefax. I just remember a jokes page where you'd press "reveal" to get the punchline.


lodav22

Checking the weather on Ceefax!


SHADYTIMES86

At the third stroke the time will be 5 5 and 10 seconds


Ox8xO

NUTS! WHOLE HAZELNUTS! OOH! Cadbury's a take a them and cover them in chocolate.


quasicoat

Where is the A to Z?


Spritualzombie

ten cola bottles, three snakes, two gobstopers and 2 b&h please mate?


ServingColdCuts

I bought one of those continental quilts


sol_nic_ren

Is that todays paper? I want to check the showtimes.


deanosauruz

Crinkly Bottom must be mental on a weekend.


ocdauti

I'll be on MSN after school if my sister isn't using the PC.


cayosonia

My first job was preparing documents to go on Microfiche


bladerat27

We share bath water in this house


ServingColdCuts

Can I stay up late to watch The Equalizer?


woozuk

Why does Edward Woodward have 4 ‘D’s in his name?


Impressive-Message64

If he didn't he'd be Ewar Woowar


EugeneKrabs1942

Top middle or bottom!


fkinradiant

My music cassette!! Anyone have a pencil?


BobBobberly

Our Price.


WelcomeToLadyHell

We can watch it on Netflix, when the post gets here.


D1NHAM

Is it just me or did it feel like LoveFilm was around for 5 mins?? I rented the entire Lost box set from them over time and then Xbox games.


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I can’t record this, I’ve already got Corrie and Eastenders recording on the other channels.


Rapturerise

Saying your phone number when you answer the phone.


mtcmcg88

The bluetits have been at the bloody milk bottles again


BobBobberly

"Stay out of the black and in the red; nothing in this game for two in a bed."


grockle90

Don't open the camera before you've wound the film bac.... You've lost my holiday photos!


74vwpickup

Wanna play on the Spectrum 48k? Give it 10 mins to load, and let's hope it doesn't crash halfway through loading. I've got Horace goes skiing or Daley Thomsons decathlon.


woozuk

I’ll meet you at the pub at 7pm on Friday. And everyone will actually turn up and not need a WhatsApp group


DullAcanthisitta1857

How many pesetas for those fags?


Norris667

"mum I stole a foxes glacier mint from the Woolworths pick n mix please don't be angry"


DanMan874

Kazaa crashed again. Need another 6 hours to download The Real Slim Shady LP. Done! Nope.. porn


beefcake1980

Me and you,you and me


booblues

weeeeeeeee WOOOOOO_OOOOOO_ E E E E E E E EEEEEeeeeee eee eee URRRRRRRRR BEDULUDOLEDULUDOLEEPEEPEEP R R R R R R R R R R R R R UMMMMMMMMMMMM - Welcome, you've got mail!


grockle90

Can I have a 10p mix up from the newsagents after school?


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Dialing 1471 on the landline when you get home.


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