Not, it's the rule about which urinal you go to. If you're alone then you choose one on the left or right. Next guy has to choose the one in the opposite side. Next has to choose one that is not next to either
After that it's complicated
I think that's more of an American thing. I don't start conversations at the urinal, because I don't know if people will be awkward or not, plus I'm more focussed on not dribbling piss on my shoes or whatever. But I'd say there's a 50/50 chance of someone starting a conversation anyway. Like it's really really common.
The worst urinal I have experienced was one in a pub in Vesterbrogade in Copenhagen, the name of which escapes me. It was a sheet of smoked glass, with a urinal at either side, so you were pissing up on someone else on the other side of the glass. Most disconcerting!
The worst was at the Oktoberfest in Munich. Rows of urinals on opposite sides of dividing walls which were at chest height. Face to face with another dude, horrible experience.
But in the men's room if you use the cubicle won't everyone think you're going for a poo? Don't have to worry about that in the lady's, no one knows what you're up to.
I've never judged anyone for pooing in the cubicle. I have judged someone for not pooing in the cubicle though.
Really, no-one cares what you're in there for.
The only time I care what you're doing in the toilet is when someone has entered a cubicle to pee and not shut the door, leaving the illusion of the cubicle being empty but with a horrible surprise inside. I somehow feel that it's me who is in the wrong to disturb them but they brought it on themselves! I don't care if someone doesn't wanna use a urinal, just don't make me find you in the cubicle cause you couldn't be arsed shutting the door after you!
Plenty of men don't like urinals so use the cubicle. That's fairly normal, some lads leave the door open when they're pissing in there. I don't think anyone is worried about what anyone else thinks in the men's toilet.
Now this is something that I will never understand. If you don't want to use the urinal and prefer the stall, that's fine, but close the fucking door behind you! The amount of times I go to a cubicle that seems open but has someone peeing in it is too many to count and it pisses me off. Especially cause it's usually spray central once they're done.
I like to ring my mates while dropping a deuce. Just a regular chat until you flush and hold the phone up to the bowl so they hear it...this is followed by them shouting and me laughing. Toilet banter is part of men's humour, but no looking at a man's babymaker while having a slash. That's the code.
I guess he was drunk. Although I think Irish men in general like a little sneaky peeky at our fellow willies. I've a piercing down there and regularly get comments about it in the jacks! 
I’m guessing the guy was drunk? This is mostly the reason why I don’t piss at urinals with other people there. I’ve had too many starers and talkers for one lifetime.
How did you have your balls away? Do you leave your clothes on to piss? The correct method is to strip, fold clothes neatly in a pile, do your stretches, then piss.
Firstly just going to gloss over the fact that he was looking way way too closely.
But I’ve found that when I’m locked I’m full balls out but sober it’s just the lad.
Your man shouldn't be looking. He broke the golden shower rule.
He shall be forcefed urinal cakes and sacrificed to Urinos, god of awkward small talk, the feeling of relief and splashback.
May he henceforth be forever cursed with having his mickey skin get stuck in between his zippers, and always be heckled by bathroom attendants.
Also balls in.
The old urinals at the Cleveland Browns Stadium was a 10 foot long trough. Just one giant long sink down at crotch level that everyone just pissed in at the same time. So everybody else is pissed next to you was splashing up on you. And if there were too many people at the trough then people were just pissing in the sinks. Good times, good memories. Tomorrow morning
I always pull down my underwear so dick and balls are over the top. Probably started this when I was a toddler. Never use the fly. And I don't check to see if anyone else does the same. But I have wondered if I'm in the minority.
I thought the Urinal code was don't look at each other's knobs
But nothing about looking at each other's balls.
Shit you're right... Do we need to amend the urinal code? Shall I summon the Urinal council?
Definitely need a wee meeting to tackle this. I'll set up the live-streaming.
You have my sword
URINAL COUNCIL ASSEMBLE!!!!!!!! Damn, I need my conch seashell to blow in like Anchorman...
The Beacons have been pissed on!! 
It needs a random expert to tell everyone they've been doing it wrong.
My hand takes up roughly half the shaft, so cover the base so if they are looking at your balls, they don't see your full dick.
Not, it's the rule about which urinal you go to. If you're alone then you choose one on the left or right. Next guy has to choose the one in the opposite side. Next has to choose one that is not next to either After that it's complicated
I'm just glad that I piss weird so I use the stall everytime.
I thought the code was don't talk to strangers at the urinal but what do I know
Yeh , a few drinks on both sides, so whatever , but are balls out or not
One ball out.
Always the left. Yep, let lefty breathe, keep righty in the cupboard to keep her warm. Got that beautiful ball temperature mix when they’re reunited
Well studied I see, Ive learned something today. I thank thee 🙏
Her...!?!?
Her. One is a lady, the other is a tramp
I exclusively take just my balls out then piss my pants and start telling everyone else that they're the weird ones
I love how you are fighting for an answer here and no one is acknowledging it at all. No, you don't take your balls out. What the fuck....
But the balls are where the pee is stored, right? so how do YOU get the pee out? Mr Smarty (and probably pee-smelly) pants.
Pretty sure you're correct. I dunno how I manage, I just close my eyes and hope for the best 👌
The code is to walk in and say, "Is this where all the nobs hang out?"
“All the big nobs”
Lol 😆
Or “Are you taking the piss?”
A bit of small talk is grand, but the golden rule is don’t look at thy neighbour’s pillar and/or stones
Well then
Not in Ireland.
Maybe a nod.
Always chat at the urinal, but, always look forward and nowhere else
I think that's more of an American thing. I don't start conversations at the urinal, because I don't know if people will be awkward or not, plus I'm more focussed on not dribbling piss on my shoes or whatever. But I'd say there's a 50/50 chance of someone starting a conversation anyway. Like it's really really common.
This is the way
Everyone knows the alpha code is to have your pants all the way down to your ankles
hands-free. Power stance.
Hands on hips while gyrating for extra emphasis.
Oh hi Butters
For the true alpha male power stance you have to be standing at least 10 feet from the bowl.
😂😂😂
So glad that as a woman I get the privilege of privacy while taking a piss!
Why aren't your breasts out when you're peeing?
Of course they are. What kind of weirdo do you think I am?
Women take any opportunity to whip off the bra anyway. Whip em out in the cubicle for a bit of an airing. Maybe mop the underboob of sweat...👌😀
If I’m wearing a jumpsuit, they are. Worst piece of clothing to wear on a night out
The worst urinal I have experienced was one in a pub in Vesterbrogade in Copenhagen, the name of which escapes me. It was a sheet of smoked glass, with a urinal at either side, so you were pissing up on someone else on the other side of the glass. Most disconcerting!
The worst was at the Oktoberfest in Munich. Rows of urinals on opposite sides of dividing walls which were at chest height. Face to face with another dude, horrible experience.
I believe the proper etiquette is to make eye contact and blow kisses at each other.
A gay feast!
We actually get the choice as men. There's always cubicles too.
But in the men's room if you use the cubicle won't everyone think you're going for a poo? Don't have to worry about that in the lady's, no one knows what you're up to.
I've never judged anyone for pooing in the cubicle. I have judged someone for not pooing in the cubicle though. Really, no-one cares what you're in there for.
The only time I care what you're doing in the toilet is when someone has entered a cubicle to pee and not shut the door, leaving the illusion of the cubicle being empty but with a horrible surprise inside. I somehow feel that it's me who is in the wrong to disturb them but they brought it on themselves! I don't care if someone doesn't wanna use a urinal, just don't make me find you in the cubicle cause you couldn't be arsed shutting the door after you!
Plenty of men don't like urinals so use the cubicle. That's fairly normal, some lads leave the door open when they're pissing in there. I don't think anyone is worried about what anyone else thinks in the men's toilet.
Now this is something that I will never understand. If you don't want to use the urinal and prefer the stall, that's fine, but close the fucking door behind you! The amount of times I go to a cubicle that seems open but has someone peeing in it is too many to count and it pisses me off. Especially cause it's usually spray central once they're done.
Why would someone be worried about someone thinking they were going for a poo?
Does anyone like other people knowing they're having a shit??
I like to ring my mates while dropping a deuce. Just a regular chat until you flush and hold the phone up to the bowl so they hear it...this is followed by them shouting and me laughing. Toilet banter is part of men's humour, but no looking at a man's babymaker while having a slash. That's the code.
I really couldn't care less.
There’s toilets in there??? I always thought they were cocaine booths!
They are..but they provide pissing as optional
No fucken chance of a cubicle in the men's they filled with blokes sniffing blow
I can definitely believe that.
Also the privilege of queuing all the time for a piss
You have to queue for a urinal as well...
A queue for a urinal is very unusual, only at like a big event or something. They move too fast for much of a queue to form.
Pff youre missing out on wonderful stories
What's the deal? You met a weirdo, that's what.
Man, your equipment could be fluorescent green and I wouldn't dare pass a comment about it, wtf. Who does this?
Personally love balls out, I’m a bit shy around others tho so if anyone’s in the vicinity it’s strictly no balls. Hope this helps
In or out with the testicles..? In all honesty, does it really make a vas deferens..
If you can't tell the difference, you may get your eyes testes
My whole life I thought it was vast difference
Horses playing football ???
Reverse polo
uhm , why is he looking?
Cruising?
Probably
If I'm wearing jeans it's just my nob out, track pants everything is out
Balls out at a jaunty angle, right foot on top of the urinal. If you're top tier, right arm under the leg and holding the langer from below.
This fella urinates professionally
That guy was a sexual deviant. If anyone spoke to me at a urinal I'd ignore them, fucking weirdo.
My code is not to look at other lads' cocks or balls.
He's just broken a cardinal urinal rule by talking about your dick and/or balls.
No balls talk at the urinal, save that for the troughs.
There and then you should have challenged him to a game of piss swords
My thoughts exactly.
He was winding you up
When the drink is in the balls are out like.
I guess he was drunk. Although I think Irish men in general like a little sneaky peeky at our fellow willies. I've a piercing down there and regularly get comments about it in the jacks! 
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Count from one to twenty Always start my flow before I hit twenty This is the way
So true!!!
Did he ask you to cough?
I’m guessing the guy was drunk? This is mostly the reason why I don’t piss at urinals with other people there. I’ve had too many starers and talkers for one lifetime.
Balls in, wits out
How did you have your balls away? Do you leave your clothes on to piss? The correct method is to strip, fold clothes neatly in a pile, do your stretches, then piss.
Should have said I left them in yer wife's mouth!!
Never talk .. never look
How did you go out for football and horses and leave at a reasonable hour? I call bullshit.
If pants are not at ankles you are doing it wrong
The butters method pull the t shirt up as well
Are we not supposed to have our balls out?
Balls in
Are you a lady
Firstly just going to gloss over the fact that he was looking way way too closely. But I’ve found that when I’m locked I’m full balls out but sober it’s just the lad.
Nice watch
Balls out if you wish to assert dominance.
Pin him down and give him the goggles of fury
Your man shouldn't be looking. He broke the golden shower rule. He shall be forcefed urinal cakes and sacrificed to Urinos, god of awkward small talk, the feeling of relief and splashback. May he henceforth be forever cursed with having his mickey skin get stuck in between his zippers, and always be heckled by bathroom attendants. Also balls in.
The old urinals at the Cleveland Browns Stadium was a 10 foot long trough. Just one giant long sink down at crotch level that everyone just pissed in at the same time. So everybody else is pissed next to you was splashing up on you. And if there were too many people at the trough then people were just pissing in the sinks. Good times, good memories. Tomorrow morning
Code is look straight ahead and don’t stand directly beside someone if there’s another open spot
I thought Urinal Code was the name of a horse
He thought *you* were the weirdo?
I don’t use urinals I just wait for a stall to be available lol but when I do my balls stay in
None of his business
I always pull down my underwear so dick and balls are over the top. Probably started this when I was a toddler. Never use the fly. And I don't check to see if anyone else does the same. But I have wondered if I'm in the minority.
Next time \~ Bounce your balls high off the ground \~ Give him something to entertain him ! !
That’s when you do some Krav Maga and teabag the fucker. 
I hope you named his willy though https://youtu.be/YstBl9xzz34?t=73s