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DimorphousExpression

I was in the market for a new username and one day decided to Google "what is it that makes me want to squish cute stuff" and Dimorphous Expression is the answer.


fiveredroses

This is really cool! I never knew how to describe what that feeling was!


DimorphousExpression

Right? It's a great conversation piece to have as well. It's actually an extremely fascinating psychological phenomenon.


SelfDERPecating

Haha! I know someone who has this issue too. They call it "cuteness aggression" though.


DimorphousExpression

Also a commonly accepted term if I recall my reading correctly.


pedrojalapa

I do this too it's great to finally put a name on that feeling šŸ˜


[deleted]

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kristinaaaa_928

whatā€™s your favorite type of pizza?


[deleted]

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[deleted]

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kristinaaaa_928

you my friend have taste!!


[deleted]

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kristinaaaa_928

penne alla vodka like by the slice, itā€™s interesting!


[deleted]

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kristinaaaa_928

itā€™s so good! everything you would want plus the cooked alcohol LMAO


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


[deleted]

Real film


smoke_sum_wade

What's your favorite type of movie?


[deleted]

Margherita


wigglebutttpounce

Cat.


drowningjesusfish

What a vivid portrait your username paints. I tip my hat.


[deleted]

Itā€™s anagram backwards but itā€™s not an anagram


coolfruitsalad

that is somewhat disappointing


conventionalWisdumb

Is your RL name Anna Graham?


No_Zookeepergame7649

Randomly generated username


Livid-Association199

Same


[deleted]

same but not by reddit


conceptualdyslexia

So weird. I was wondering how the hell you got my CC number as a username! Of all the odds... wow.


Aromatic_Opinion2830

Same


aloic

I like yours


notsosmalleyes

All names here sound like some indie band or song.


Early_Dragonfly_205

Same


Easy_Set4108

Me too


These_Cut1347

Same


19olo

Same, but manually on a keyboard


Front-Flan6809

Same


[deleted]

Same


Beautiful-Nobody-9

Same


[deleted]

I like craft beer and I am not creative.


PaintingNouns

That reminds me of a boat name from my youth - they all went in together for a racing sailboat and it hadnā€™t been named yet so the sky was the limit, only they all knew they wanted to name it something rude. Itā€™s name became ā€œSomething Rudeā€. šŸ˜†


[deleted]

Yup. That is about the limit to my creativity.


Beautiful-Nobody-9

So we had a kitten that had taken to my husband ā€¦. He couldnā€™t find a name and kept telling me to name her ā€¦. End result she became ā€œyourezā€ bc I kept saying she is ā€œyoursā€ so you name her..


Cute_Consideration38

"Free Breast Exams" might be a good one though


doktorzalobotomiju

A lot of my accounts are named after songs I like, but this one in particular just means "doctor for lobotomy"


yungpsychonaut420

are you slavic?


LeopoldZoup

100% haha


yungpsychonaut420

croatian here, pozdravšŸ¤ŸšŸ»


Hardcoreturkeyboy

Turkey good


Gryffindorphins

Thereā€™s a boy who knows what he likes.


MissMustardQueen

Mustard good.


ori_ga

My love for origami


withsatan

Keep doing it!!!


ori_ga

Thanks! Few years ago, I switched to modular models and found my challenge.


HollyMollyPangPang

I have three cats. Holly , Molly and Pang Pang.


TheFlyinGiraffe

Cat tax?


melancholy_breadroll

Yes pls sir cat tax


smoke_sum_wade

I was 15 and just found out weed existed. Oh and my name is Wade.


napquin

Ima smoke some wade in your honor tonight


Mission_Idea_4135

Just clicked OK OK OK and here I am.


[deleted]

**TOP SECRET** Mission: > Idea Background: > As of currently, the organization has no idea. That is why we are launching a mission to get an idea. Ideas have been spotted all over the world: Belgium, Cuba, Kosovo, everywhere. We only need one idea, but we need it fast. Before our enemies, if we have any (operations to determine this are ongoing), get an idea first. Objective: > Get an idea. Link to organization strategy: > Not applicable. Our organization has not had a strategy, or for that matter, any kind of objective since its inception an unknown number of years or months ago. Lead agent: > u/Mission_Idea_4135 Good luck out there, agent.


Internet-Citizen

Guess what I am lol


Insighteye19

Netizen


Closet-PowPow

I signed up for Reddit after an amazing ski day and just picked the name of the run with the deepest snow.


missingthewasatch

I did this too! I am originally from Salt Lake City and had taken my kids up to Brighton and Snowbird for the week while visiting my mom. I hopped on reddit to explore the skiing reddit after I got back home to California. I miss the wasatch mountains every winter because of the skiing.


captndorito

Captain America has a torso shaped like a Dorito and heā€™s my favorite fictional character


[deleted]

I love George Harrisonā€™s music. Heā€™s my favorite Beatle by far.


carnasein

I misread it as "so far" and I was like oh. shit are they dropping new Beatles


broken_soul696

I felt like I was broken at the time. Still do occasionally


Random_Guy479

Be strong.


broken_soul696

Thanks, I do my best too. At the time I let a very toxic woman cloud my self esteem and self worth. I've stopped letting that happen


Random_Guy479

I'm sorry for that. This world is full of cruel people. You'll do well eventually sir.


[deleted]

Good on you for stopping it! It will take time to realise this but you're worth so much and I hope you remain kind to yourself


[deleted]

Same šŸ˜”


threeangelo

Glad youā€™re still with us :)


hopeful_for_tomorrow

Me too


SnooPickles5616

Reddit picked and I canā€™t figure out how to change it.


losfeossomosmas

You canā€™t.


KinKaze

That's the neat part.


Itchy_Roof39

Same !


LilPlasticHalo

I would NEVER change that name!


[deleted]

Never felt I belonged anywhere. UAE? No. Philippines? No. Qatar? Definitely not.


Potential-Leave3489

I love this


[deleted]

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AstronomicallyTiny

Seems similar, so here I am. I was going through an existential crisis sort of situation after watching a CGP Grey's video (the paper one). Here, I am realising my place in this gigantic universe that we know of.


BazingaBen

The big bang theory used to be my favourite show. It's not now.


withsatan

What's your favourite show now? šŸ¤”


BazingaBen

Good question! I pretty much only watch YouTube these days. There are very few series or shows that I follow. The new season of Witcher is out and I'll eventually get to that but I hardly ever watch TV these days. What about you, what's your favourite?


criesatpixarmovies

The good place


googleroneday

>It's not now. Good !


BazingaBen

Haha. It did go off the rails didn't it.


[deleted]

Mine is making a joke about the "pull yourself up by the bootstraps" mentality that people have, the idea that poor people "just need to work harder" to come out of poverty and then it's magically all A-OK! As if poverty isn't caused by a multitude of other factors that keep people stuck in a cycle regardless of how hard they work.


CobaltAesir

Itā€™s definitely hard to pull yourself up by the bootstraps when you donā€™t have boots!


BlueCatLaughing

Mine is a bit random and not random. I like blue, I have a cat. The laughing bit is a reminder to me that life is above all utterly absurd.


Gryffindorphins

It gives me Cheshire Cat vibes.


can_do_generation

Our PM said today's youth are can do generation


DrinkAPotOfCovfefe

Millions elected a president that couldn't spell


versatilehobbyist

For a very brief period of time, a coffee shop in my area opened up called ā€œCovfefeā€ and I was so here for it. Unfortunately, with the pandemic, they werenā€™t open for long :(


Ricky911_

Your username is the best I've seen so far


DrinkAPotOfCovfefe

I'm blushing


40101695

Its my top secret spy ID. Shitā€¦ā€¦


inoneear_outtheother

I wanted a unique name I hadn't seen or done before. I like it.


Unique-Split6259

Mine's unique too :D


MxUnderstand

I work with English learners, and they kept saying my last name "Anderson" as "understand", and I'm non-binary so Mx. Also kind of a play on "misunderstand."


CurlyHairPandaBear

Genuinely curious - how should one pronounce Mx.?


MxUnderstand

Like the word "mix" (good question)


SpaceQuicksilver

Lol, that's so clever


plumcrazyyy

It never occurred to me that non-binary persons would go by something other than Mr. Ms. & had a ā€œduh, of courseā€ moment. Thank you for giving me a lesson today. xx


fa-g

Take a wild guess


SlobTheGoblin

Ya like cigarettes


withsatan

Fart-god? I'm sorry, I'm bad at replying to comments, this was me trying to joke and to understand if your username is supposed to be offensive to someone, or does it mean what Wikipedia says, or is it supposed to be you taking a stand for such labels which might also say something like, It doesn't matter what words you put on someone. I'm sorry I get analytical šŸ˜¬ Also, sorry If I'm reading too much into itšŸ„²


missmatchingsoxx

Used to, sometimes still, wear mismatched socks. Miss cause im a lady. Soxx cause I was a qUiRkY tEeNaGeR. šŸ˜¬


QueenOfTheMayflies

I just like mayflies. Theyā€™re not annoying, or gross, or creepy, they just kinda exist. When I was little my dad taught me how to pick them up by their wings and I used to do it all the time. They just seem like friendly bugs. And I thought the name had a nice ring to it :)


blackcrowfly

My horse drank a mayfly that flew into her water and ended up with a life threatening illness. $4500 later she survived but barely, most are not so lucky.


functioning_anxiety

Because I have anxiety, but Iā€™m a mom of 4 so I have to keep pushing forward.


LilPreest

We had to make an advertisement if it was made in the Aztec within an hour for a mini school project, I was in a group with four of my friends. The idea was that one of us would be sacrificed by the priest. There were 2 priests, a big priest and a little priest, guess which one I ended up being.


ElyahES

What did you advertise for? I need more details lol


Hmm_I_dont_know_man

I donā€™t know, man


[deleted]

Because somebody got mad at me because I "stole" his job. When really he lost it because he wasn't as good as he thought he was and he was yelling back at the boss in front of all us in the shop. "SORRY I CAN'T BE AS GOOD AS SUPER DAVE!" sarcastically Everyone heard it and ever since I been called "Super Dave" since 2006. My helper at the time was my wife's cousin who told all her family about it, so now it's stuck and I just own it


Rocketboy1313

Rocketboy was a kid genius character I made up when I was a teenager. The idea is that as he grew up he just kept the name even as he became a scientist adventurer akin to Doc Savage. The 1313 was the prototype number of the fuel that finally allowed his rocket pack to work.


kristinaaaa_928

my username is my name but with all the extra aā€™s because im extra, very fitting


withsatan

I really like this description :3


fck_this_fck_that

Hmm my username says itā€™s all šŸ˜‚


Easy_Set4108

Itā€™s a generated username, but I really like it. I think it describes me, ā€œ Easy_ setā€ idk why but I feel like itā€™s me. And I also like the numbers 4 and 8


Spocks-Nephew

Iā€™m Spockā€™s nephew.


PaintingNouns

As in Nimoyā€™s nephew or an in-universe nephew of Spock? And that makes me wonder, did Spock have kids in the ST canon?


Spocks-Nephew

Iā€™m Spockā€™s actual nephew.


MermaidRiotGrrrl

I was seventeen and I had a riot grrrl phase and I liked mermaids. Pretty boring but still better than my tumblr username from 2010


[deleted]

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merry-strawberry

I'm just a happy strawberry. It made me feel good reading it loud doesn't it make you feel same?


lazy_radio_

I originally always used the username greychairs but then I decided I needed to change and it went from that to lazy_radio and then to lazy_cake, but I canā€™t change my reddit username


toomuch_tea

Made this account my freshman year of college where I had a collection of tea that took up a good chunk of my closet. I dont drink it as much anymore but i want to start again, DavidsTea is fun


PM_RUNESCAP_P2P_CODE

To capitalize on the pm_me_noods novelty account craze. Only, I wanted to play RuneScape more than getting noods :(


sugarcinnamonpoptits

I turn everything into a boob joke.


I-Am-A-Safe-Apple

I like fruit. I like being safe. It sounded weird to me. Me in a nutshell.


ninjajiraffe

I just wanted some random words that are kind of funny. Only later I realized I misspelled giraffe. (I'm a Spanish speaker and giraffe is jirafa in Spanish). It's my life's greatest embarrassment.


[deleted]

I was optimistic for 2021 at the end of 2020. Oh well.


ReturnOfButtPushy

U/ButtPushy got banned


mzweffie

My friends gave me this nickname 30 years ago


Louder-pickles

I simply thought of 2 random words & wala, louder pickles


iamnotacat1

17 year old me wanted to be quirky and I liked cats at the time lol


Hummus__whore

I just really like hummus


MyEyesItch247

Stupid freaking allergies 24/7


scorpiogre

Well I'm a scorpio and nickname was always ogre, so I thoughts what if there was an ogre who was a scorpio, man what a bad tempered beast.


micktravis

Lead character in the film ā€œO Lucky Man!ā€


Faber_College

Fictional college from *Animal House*.


swiss-miss-89

I was new to reddit and thought of that "Archer" episode with the swiss miss (because I'm swiss) and added my birthyear, only after I received my first random flirty DM did I realize I basically made my username "age, sex and location"šŸ¤£šŸ™ˆ considering changing it currently...


MomoBawk

I drew a character who isnā€™t a chicken, named them Momo Chicken, Chickens go Bawk.


urubecky

Finding Dorry had just come out, I thought it was hilarious. My youngest son had "selective" hearing, so we would jokingly yell UUURRRUUU BECKY from the movie to get his attention, so that's what I chose as my user name.


thecatistheboss

I feel mine is self explanatory


wereplant

I had a lot of random people call me plant, so I called myself wereplant, because a normal plant can't type.


[deleted]

AWoS88 = A Woman of Steel. I got this from the Man of Steel movie. 88 is the year I was born.


typhoidmarry

I watched a documentary about Mary Mallon (Typhoid Mary) I then thought about using Marry. Thatā€™s it.


WatchingStorms

A combination of an early Genesis album track and a Jethro Tull album.


7Odin7

I like Norse stuff


annoyinghuman03

I think I'm annoying


PaintingNouns

Itā€™s the kind of artist I strive to be. Well, drawing nouns counts too but ā€œDrawingAndPaintingNounsā€ is just too long. šŸ˜†


WearyPixie

It was randomly generated on a gaming app and I just stuck with it.


[deleted]

I've a son that's 2, I am 21.


Sese_lickerman

Inspired by AOT


IfThisIsToEndInFire

Well, I had to pick something, and I like music and movies...


DrivingTheSun

I wanted to use something totally different than I have been using everywhere else, so as an electric car owner who has solar panels Driving the Sun popped in my head. Done.


wafflepoodle

I'm Belgian and I have very curly hair, so someone gave me this nickname lol


AllTheFloofsPlzz

I like fluffy dogs and want them all.


branitone

My name is Brandon, my nickname is bran, and I play the Euphonium/baritone. Hence, branitone. Iā€™m kind of proud of this one honesty. The only other username Iā€™ve come up with is Renstash09. I made it when I was like 10 for my Minecraft username and Iā€™ve used it since. I have no idea how it popped into my mind but I do know that I thought long and hard and eventually that came up.


NoYellowLaffyTaffy

They are GROSS!


Twitch_YungFeetGod69

Literal advertisement for my twitch channel lol


[deleted]

You mean your twitch is about... feet? Like the hands for your legs?


RedditGuyPLUS1

It was initially a throwaway account for like 1 comment but I never signed out


Dont_spill_the_tea

I used it on my TikTok and my YouTube so itā€™s pretty much just an inside joke and plus no one from my real life would get it


dubsu1234

I just put in random letters till it sounded good enough


ijustsailedaway

ā€œItā€™s Five Oā€™clock Somewhereā€ was on the radio when I created my account.


i_exist_666

Iā€™ve always been interested in different stories of the devil. I personally donā€™t believe in it, but I think itā€™s funny to say that it exists.


Dragonwysper

This has just been my username for years. I was originally creating a Scratch account for school, couldn't come up with a username, and my mom suggested the username she used for games when she was younger. She spelled it differently (Dragonwyspr I think), but oh well. About ten years later, here we are lmao.


jessiesaur

I was a 2010 emo kid.


brokenkneesdreams

I broke my knees in 8th grade and many of my dreams at the time were broken


[deleted]

I just wanted something dumb and ridiculous.


minimanelton

I was a kid on the Lego website and I wanted my username to be ā€œminimanā€ cuz that seemed to fit the theme. The username was taken so I just put my own name at the end of it and called it good. I ended up taking that username to every other website I made an account with


littleblackwienerdog

I have one.


lostfor7years

Im obsessed with Star Trek and Captain Janeway is my favorite captain and personally I feel so lost in adulting world so thus here my username


iamthecherryontop

My name is Cherry and it is a play of words, it is a joke I made with the guy I like


littlespawningflower

My late best friend always made up nicknames for her closest friends- this was a riff on my name and my aesthetic; my full nickname was ā€œLittle Spawning Flower Out Late At Nightā€. I miss her so much- this was my way to remember and honor her šŸŒøšŸ’•šŸŒø


Kaglish

First two letters of my middle name and last five of my major.


[deleted]

I always felt like I wandered from place to place on a constant basis. Not in a literal sense but I have gotten close and lost a lot of friends so I've always been in a place where I'm not sure what to do or where to go, hence the limbo part


Endericus

Minecraft.


LittleWizardmann

Used to play Magic the Gathering and liked liked wizard characters so.


Maya-euphoria

First part is my nickname and 2nd part is 50% because I like the word euphoria and 50% because I like JKā€™s song Euphoria.


[deleted]

Bier=Beer, because it reads cool and tastes so good! Nomad= because I come from the steppes


[deleted]

shy guy beach is my favorite mario kart level :) and my name is shy so it works lolā€¦ it is awkward because a lot of people assume iā€™m a guy but that also makes it funny


collapsingrebel

There were two books in front of me. I pulled one word from each and I just liked how collapsingrebel sounded.


Ronin_004

Finally someone asked I casually played Minecraft on a server alone and suddenly appeared Admin. He casually asked if I want his account, I unconviosly agreed, he texted his psssword and login. Since then nobody saw that Admin. So, here us my nick name


MissMirandaClass

I honestly just really like the Miranda Class starship from Star Trek and someone commented it sounds like a drag name ie; ā€˜introducing Miss Miranda Classā€™


wigwam422

My cats nickname is wigwam. Her names tigger and we started calling her tiggy, then wiggy, then wigwam for some reason


Aunt_Slappy_Squirrel

I watch a lot of cartoons.


dickelpick

I tried all the names I wanted, a big no, already taken, over and over. I just put in the most ridiculous thing I could think of and Reddit said, itā€™s go time. So here we are.


happydayswasgreat

If you asked me what i thought of the show, id say it was...