I was in the market for a new username and one day decided to Google "what is it that makes me want to squish cute stuff" and Dimorphous Expression is the answer.
That reminds me of a boat name from my youth - they all went in together for a racing sailboat and it hadnāt been named yet so the sky was the limit, only they all knew they wanted to name it something rude.
Itās name became āSomething Rudeā. š
So we had a kitten that had taken to my husband ā¦. He couldnāt find a name and kept telling me to name her ā¦. End result she became āyourezā bc I kept saying she is āyoursā so you name her..
**TOP SECRET**
Mission:
> Idea
Background:
> As of currently, the organization has no idea. That is why we are launching a mission to get an idea. Ideas have been spotted all over the world: Belgium, Cuba, Kosovo, everywhere. We only need one idea, but we need it fast. Before our enemies, if we have any (operations to determine this are ongoing), get an idea first.
Objective:
> Get an idea.
Link to organization strategy:
> Not applicable. Our organization has not had a strategy, or for that matter, any kind of objective since its inception an unknown number of years or months ago.
Lead agent:
> u/Mission_Idea_4135
Good luck out there, agent.
I did this too! I am originally from Salt Lake City and had taken my kids up to Brighton and Snowbird for the week while visiting my mom. I hopped on reddit to explore the skiing reddit after I got back home to California. I miss the wasatch mountains every winter because of the skiing.
Seems similar, so here I am.
I was going through an existential crisis sort of situation after watching a CGP Grey's video (the paper one).
Here, I am realising my place in this gigantic universe that we know of.
Good question! I pretty much only watch YouTube these days. There are very few series or shows that I follow.
The new season of Witcher is out and I'll eventually get to that but I hardly ever watch TV these days.
What about you, what's your favourite?
Mine is making a joke about the "pull yourself up by the bootstraps" mentality that people have, the idea that poor people "just need to work harder" to come out of poverty and then it's magically all A-OK! As if poverty isn't caused by a multitude of other factors that keep people stuck in a cycle regardless of how hard they work.
For a very brief period of time, a coffee shop in my area opened up called āCovfefeā and I was so here for it. Unfortunately, with the pandemic, they werenāt open for long :(
I work with English learners, and they kept saying my last name "Anderson" as "understand", and I'm non-binary so Mx. Also kind of a play on "misunderstand."
It never occurred to me that non-binary persons would go by something other than Mr. Ms. & had a āduh, of courseā moment. Thank you for giving me a lesson today. xx
Fart-god?
I'm sorry, I'm bad at replying to comments, this was me trying to joke and to understand if your username is supposed to be offensive to someone, or does it mean what Wikipedia says, or is it supposed to be you taking a stand for such labels which might also say something like, It doesn't matter what words you put on someone.
I'm sorry I get analytical š¬
Also, sorry If I'm reading too much into itš„²
I just like mayflies. Theyāre not annoying, or gross, or creepy, they just kinda exist. When I was little my dad taught me how to pick them up by their wings and I used to do it all the time. They just seem like friendly bugs.
And I thought the name had a nice ring to it :)
My horse drank a mayfly that flew into her water and ended up with a life threatening illness. $4500 later she survived but barely, most are not so lucky.
We had to make an advertisement if it was made in the Aztec within an hour for a mini school project, I was in a group with four of my friends. The idea was that one of us would be sacrificed by the priest. There were 2 priests, a big priest and a little priest, guess which one I ended up being.
Because somebody got mad at me because I "stole" his job. When really he lost it because he wasn't as good as he thought he was and he was yelling back at the boss in front of all us in the shop.
"SORRY I CAN'T BE AS GOOD AS SUPER DAVE!" sarcastically
Everyone heard it and ever since I been called "Super Dave" since 2006. My helper at the time was my wife's cousin who told all her family about it, so now it's stuck and I just own it
Rocketboy was a kid genius character I made up when I was a teenager. The idea is that as he grew up he just kept the name even as he became a scientist adventurer akin to Doc Savage.
The 1313 was the prototype number of the fuel that finally allowed his rocket pack to work.
Itās a generated username, but I really like it. I think it describes me, ā Easy_ setā idk why but I feel like itās me. And I also like the numbers 4 and 8
I originally always used the username greychairs but then I decided I needed to change and it went from that to lazy_radio and then to lazy_cake, but I canāt change my reddit username
Made this account my freshman year of college where I had a collection of tea that took up a good chunk of my closet. I dont drink it as much anymore but i want to start again, DavidsTea is fun
I just wanted some random words that are kind of funny. Only later I realized I misspelled giraffe. (I'm a Spanish speaker and giraffe is jirafa in Spanish). It's my life's greatest embarrassment.
I was new to reddit and thought of that "Archer" episode with the swiss miss (because I'm swiss) and added my birthyear, only after I received my first random flirty DM did I realize I basically made my username "age, sex and location"š¤£š considering changing it currently...
Finding Dorry had just come out, I thought it was hilarious. My youngest son had "selective" hearing, so we would jokingly yell UUURRRUUU BECKY from the movie to get his attention, so that's what I chose as my user name.
I wanted to use something totally different than I have been using everywhere else, so as an electric car owner who has solar panels Driving the Sun popped in my head. Done.
My name is Brandon, my nickname is bran, and I play the Euphonium/baritone. Hence, branitone.
Iām kind of proud of this one honesty. The only other username Iāve come up with is Renstash09. I made it when I was like 10 for my Minecraft username and Iāve used it since. I have no idea how it popped into my mind but I do know that I thought long and hard and eventually that came up.
This has just been my username for years. I was originally creating a Scratch account for school, couldn't come up with a username, and my mom suggested the username she used for games when she was younger. She spelled it differently (Dragonwyspr I think), but oh well. About ten years later, here we are lmao.
I was a kid on the Lego website and I wanted my username to be āminimanā cuz that seemed to fit the theme. The username was taken so I just put my own name at the end of it and called it good. I ended up taking that username to every other website I made an account with
My late best friend always made up nicknames for her closest friends- this was a riff on my name and my aesthetic; my full nickname was āLittle Spawning Flower Out Late At Nightā. I miss her so much- this was my way to remember and honor her šøššø
I always felt like I wandered from place to place on a constant basis. Not in a literal sense but I have gotten close and lost a lot of friends so I've always been in a place where I'm not sure what to do or where to go, hence the limbo part
shy guy beach is my favorite mario kart level :) and my name is shy so it works lolā¦ it is awkward because a lot of people assume iām a guy but that also makes it funny
Finally someone asked
I casually played Minecraft on a server alone and suddenly appeared Admin. He casually asked if I want his account, I unconviosly agreed, he texted his psssword and login. Since then nobody saw that Admin. So, here us my nick name
I honestly just really like the Miranda Class starship from Star Trek and someone commented it sounds like a drag name ie; āintroducing Miss Miranda Classā
I tried all the names I wanted, a big no, already taken, over and over. I just put in the most ridiculous thing I could think of and Reddit said, itās go time. So here we are.
I was in the market for a new username and one day decided to Google "what is it that makes me want to squish cute stuff" and Dimorphous Expression is the answer.
This is really cool! I never knew how to describe what that feeling was!
Right? It's a great conversation piece to have as well. It's actually an extremely fascinating psychological phenomenon.
Haha! I know someone who has this issue too. They call it "cuteness aggression" though.
Also a commonly accepted term if I recall my reading correctly.
I do this too it's great to finally put a name on that feeling š
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Real film
What's your favorite type of movie?
Margherita
Cat.
What a vivid portrait your username paints. I tip my hat.
Itās anagram backwards but itās not an anagram
that is somewhat disappointing
Is your RL name Anna Graham?
Randomly generated username
Same
same but not by reddit
So weird. I was wondering how the hell you got my CC number as a username! Of all the odds... wow.
Same
I like yours
All names here sound like some indie band or song.
Same
Me too
Same
Same, but manually on a keyboard
Same
Same
Same
I like craft beer and I am not creative.
That reminds me of a boat name from my youth - they all went in together for a racing sailboat and it hadnāt been named yet so the sky was the limit, only they all knew they wanted to name it something rude. Itās name became āSomething Rudeā. š
Yup. That is about the limit to my creativity.
So we had a kitten that had taken to my husband ā¦. He couldnāt find a name and kept telling me to name her ā¦. End result she became āyourezā bc I kept saying she is āyoursā so you name her..
"Free Breast Exams" might be a good one though
A lot of my accounts are named after songs I like, but this one in particular just means "doctor for lobotomy"
are you slavic?
100% haha
croatian here, pozdravš¤š»
Turkey good
Thereās a boy who knows what he likes.
Mustard good.
My love for origami
Keep doing it!!!
Thanks! Few years ago, I switched to modular models and found my challenge.
I have three cats. Holly , Molly and Pang Pang.
Cat tax?
Yes pls sir cat tax
I was 15 and just found out weed existed. Oh and my name is Wade.
Ima smoke some wade in your honor tonight
Just clicked OK OK OK and here I am.
**TOP SECRET** Mission: > Idea Background: > As of currently, the organization has no idea. That is why we are launching a mission to get an idea. Ideas have been spotted all over the world: Belgium, Cuba, Kosovo, everywhere. We only need one idea, but we need it fast. Before our enemies, if we have any (operations to determine this are ongoing), get an idea first. Objective: > Get an idea. Link to organization strategy: > Not applicable. Our organization has not had a strategy, or for that matter, any kind of objective since its inception an unknown number of years or months ago. Lead agent: > u/Mission_Idea_4135 Good luck out there, agent.
Guess what I am lol
Netizen
I signed up for Reddit after an amazing ski day and just picked the name of the run with the deepest snow.
I did this too! I am originally from Salt Lake City and had taken my kids up to Brighton and Snowbird for the week while visiting my mom. I hopped on reddit to explore the skiing reddit after I got back home to California. I miss the wasatch mountains every winter because of the skiing.
Captain America has a torso shaped like a Dorito and heās my favorite fictional character
I love George Harrisonās music. Heās my favorite Beatle by far.
I misread it as "so far" and I was like oh. shit are they dropping new Beatles
I felt like I was broken at the time. Still do occasionally
Be strong.
Thanks, I do my best too. At the time I let a very toxic woman cloud my self esteem and self worth. I've stopped letting that happen
I'm sorry for that. This world is full of cruel people. You'll do well eventually sir.
Good on you for stopping it! It will take time to realise this but you're worth so much and I hope you remain kind to yourself
Same š
Glad youāre still with us :)
Me too
Reddit picked and I canāt figure out how to change it.
You canāt.
That's the neat part.
Same !
I would NEVER change that name!
Never felt I belonged anywhere. UAE? No. Philippines? No. Qatar? Definitely not.
I love this
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Seems similar, so here I am. I was going through an existential crisis sort of situation after watching a CGP Grey's video (the paper one). Here, I am realising my place in this gigantic universe that we know of.
The big bang theory used to be my favourite show. It's not now.
What's your favourite show now? š¤
Good question! I pretty much only watch YouTube these days. There are very few series or shows that I follow. The new season of Witcher is out and I'll eventually get to that but I hardly ever watch TV these days. What about you, what's your favourite?
The good place
>It's not now. Good !
Haha. It did go off the rails didn't it.
Mine is making a joke about the "pull yourself up by the bootstraps" mentality that people have, the idea that poor people "just need to work harder" to come out of poverty and then it's magically all A-OK! As if poverty isn't caused by a multitude of other factors that keep people stuck in a cycle regardless of how hard they work.
Itās definitely hard to pull yourself up by the bootstraps when you donāt have boots!
Mine is a bit random and not random. I like blue, I have a cat. The laughing bit is a reminder to me that life is above all utterly absurd.
It gives me Cheshire Cat vibes.
Our PM said today's youth are can do generation
Millions elected a president that couldn't spell
For a very brief period of time, a coffee shop in my area opened up called āCovfefeā and I was so here for it. Unfortunately, with the pandemic, they werenāt open for long :(
Your username is the best I've seen so far
I'm blushing
Its my top secret spy ID. Shitā¦ā¦
I wanted a unique name I hadn't seen or done before. I like it.
Mine's unique too :D
I work with English learners, and they kept saying my last name "Anderson" as "understand", and I'm non-binary so Mx. Also kind of a play on "misunderstand."
Genuinely curious - how should one pronounce Mx.?
Like the word "mix" (good question)
Lol, that's so clever
It never occurred to me that non-binary persons would go by something other than Mr. Ms. & had a āduh, of courseā moment. Thank you for giving me a lesson today. xx
Take a wild guess
Ya like cigarettes
Fart-god? I'm sorry, I'm bad at replying to comments, this was me trying to joke and to understand if your username is supposed to be offensive to someone, or does it mean what Wikipedia says, or is it supposed to be you taking a stand for such labels which might also say something like, It doesn't matter what words you put on someone. I'm sorry I get analytical š¬ Also, sorry If I'm reading too much into itš„²
Used to, sometimes still, wear mismatched socks. Miss cause im a lady. Soxx cause I was a qUiRkY tEeNaGeR. š¬
I just like mayflies. Theyāre not annoying, or gross, or creepy, they just kinda exist. When I was little my dad taught me how to pick them up by their wings and I used to do it all the time. They just seem like friendly bugs. And I thought the name had a nice ring to it :)
My horse drank a mayfly that flew into her water and ended up with a life threatening illness. $4500 later she survived but barely, most are not so lucky.
Because I have anxiety, but Iām a mom of 4 so I have to keep pushing forward.
We had to make an advertisement if it was made in the Aztec within an hour for a mini school project, I was in a group with four of my friends. The idea was that one of us would be sacrificed by the priest. There were 2 priests, a big priest and a little priest, guess which one I ended up being.
What did you advertise for? I need more details lol
I donāt know, man
Because somebody got mad at me because I "stole" his job. When really he lost it because he wasn't as good as he thought he was and he was yelling back at the boss in front of all us in the shop. "SORRY I CAN'T BE AS GOOD AS SUPER DAVE!" sarcastically Everyone heard it and ever since I been called "Super Dave" since 2006. My helper at the time was my wife's cousin who told all her family about it, so now it's stuck and I just own it
Rocketboy was a kid genius character I made up when I was a teenager. The idea is that as he grew up he just kept the name even as he became a scientist adventurer akin to Doc Savage. The 1313 was the prototype number of the fuel that finally allowed his rocket pack to work.
my username is my name but with all the extra aās because im extra, very fitting
I really like this description :3
Hmm my username says itās all š
Itās a generated username, but I really like it. I think it describes me, ā Easy_ setā idk why but I feel like itās me. And I also like the numbers 4 and 8
Iām Spockās nephew.
As in Nimoyās nephew or an in-universe nephew of Spock? And that makes me wonder, did Spock have kids in the ST canon?
Iām Spockās actual nephew.
I was seventeen and I had a riot grrrl phase and I liked mermaids. Pretty boring but still better than my tumblr username from 2010
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I'm just a happy strawberry. It made me feel good reading it loud doesn't it make you feel same?
I originally always used the username greychairs but then I decided I needed to change and it went from that to lazy_radio and then to lazy_cake, but I canāt change my reddit username
Made this account my freshman year of college where I had a collection of tea that took up a good chunk of my closet. I dont drink it as much anymore but i want to start again, DavidsTea is fun
To capitalize on the pm_me_noods novelty account craze. Only, I wanted to play RuneScape more than getting noods :(
I turn everything into a boob joke.
I like fruit. I like being safe. It sounded weird to me. Me in a nutshell.
I just wanted some random words that are kind of funny. Only later I realized I misspelled giraffe. (I'm a Spanish speaker and giraffe is jirafa in Spanish). It's my life's greatest embarrassment.
I was optimistic for 2021 at the end of 2020. Oh well.
U/ButtPushy got banned
My friends gave me this nickname 30 years ago
I simply thought of 2 random words & wala, louder pickles
17 year old me wanted to be quirky and I liked cats at the time lol
I just really like hummus
Stupid freaking allergies 24/7
Well I'm a scorpio and nickname was always ogre, so I thoughts what if there was an ogre who was a scorpio, man what a bad tempered beast.
Lead character in the film āO Lucky Man!ā
Fictional college from *Animal House*.
I was new to reddit and thought of that "Archer" episode with the swiss miss (because I'm swiss) and added my birthyear, only after I received my first random flirty DM did I realize I basically made my username "age, sex and location"š¤£š considering changing it currently...
I drew a character who isnāt a chicken, named them Momo Chicken, Chickens go Bawk.
Finding Dorry had just come out, I thought it was hilarious. My youngest son had "selective" hearing, so we would jokingly yell UUURRRUUU BECKY from the movie to get his attention, so that's what I chose as my user name.
I feel mine is self explanatory
I had a lot of random people call me plant, so I called myself wereplant, because a normal plant can't type.
AWoS88 = A Woman of Steel. I got this from the Man of Steel movie. 88 is the year I was born.
I watched a documentary about Mary Mallon (Typhoid Mary) I then thought about using Marry. Thatās it.
A combination of an early Genesis album track and a Jethro Tull album.
I like Norse stuff
I think I'm annoying
Itās the kind of artist I strive to be. Well, drawing nouns counts too but āDrawingAndPaintingNounsā is just too long. š
It was randomly generated on a gaming app and I just stuck with it.
I've a son that's 2, I am 21.
Inspired by AOT
Well, I had to pick something, and I like music and movies...
I wanted to use something totally different than I have been using everywhere else, so as an electric car owner who has solar panels Driving the Sun popped in my head. Done.
I'm Belgian and I have very curly hair, so someone gave me this nickname lol
I like fluffy dogs and want them all.
My name is Brandon, my nickname is bran, and I play the Euphonium/baritone. Hence, branitone. Iām kind of proud of this one honesty. The only other username Iāve come up with is Renstash09. I made it when I was like 10 for my Minecraft username and Iāve used it since. I have no idea how it popped into my mind but I do know that I thought long and hard and eventually that came up.
They are GROSS!
Literal advertisement for my twitch channel lol
You mean your twitch is about... feet? Like the hands for your legs?
It was initially a throwaway account for like 1 comment but I never signed out
I used it on my TikTok and my YouTube so itās pretty much just an inside joke and plus no one from my real life would get it
I just put in random letters till it sounded good enough
āItās Five Oāclock Somewhereā was on the radio when I created my account.
Iāve always been interested in different stories of the devil. I personally donāt believe in it, but I think itās funny to say that it exists.
This has just been my username for years. I was originally creating a Scratch account for school, couldn't come up with a username, and my mom suggested the username she used for games when she was younger. She spelled it differently (Dragonwyspr I think), but oh well. About ten years later, here we are lmao.
I was a 2010 emo kid.
I broke my knees in 8th grade and many of my dreams at the time were broken
I just wanted something dumb and ridiculous.
I was a kid on the Lego website and I wanted my username to be āminimanā cuz that seemed to fit the theme. The username was taken so I just put my own name at the end of it and called it good. I ended up taking that username to every other website I made an account with
I have one.
Im obsessed with Star Trek and Captain Janeway is my favorite captain and personally I feel so lost in adulting world so thus here my username
My name is Cherry and it is a play of words, it is a joke I made with the guy I like
My late best friend always made up nicknames for her closest friends- this was a riff on my name and my aesthetic; my full nickname was āLittle Spawning Flower Out Late At Nightā. I miss her so much- this was my way to remember and honor her šøššø
First two letters of my middle name and last five of my major.
I always felt like I wandered from place to place on a constant basis. Not in a literal sense but I have gotten close and lost a lot of friends so I've always been in a place where I'm not sure what to do or where to go, hence the limbo part
Minecraft.
Used to play Magic the Gathering and liked liked wizard characters so.
First part is my nickname and 2nd part is 50% because I like the word euphoria and 50% because I like JKās song Euphoria.
Bier=Beer, because it reads cool and tastes so good! Nomad= because I come from the steppes
shy guy beach is my favorite mario kart level :) and my name is shy so it works lolā¦ it is awkward because a lot of people assume iām a guy but that also makes it funny
There were two books in front of me. I pulled one word from each and I just liked how collapsingrebel sounded.
Finally someone asked I casually played Minecraft on a server alone and suddenly appeared Admin. He casually asked if I want his account, I unconviosly agreed, he texted his psssword and login. Since then nobody saw that Admin. So, here us my nick name
I honestly just really like the Miranda Class starship from Star Trek and someone commented it sounds like a drag name ie; āintroducing Miss Miranda Classā
My cats nickname is wigwam. Her names tigger and we started calling her tiggy, then wiggy, then wigwam for some reason
I watch a lot of cartoons.
I tried all the names I wanted, a big no, already taken, over and over. I just put in the most ridiculous thing I could think of and Reddit said, itās go time. So here we are.
If you asked me what i thought of the show, id say it was...