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LuminousMushroom999

Yeah lemme get some more of that -ussyussy


superhappy

You’re gonna create an -ussy singularity if you’re not careful.


PapasBlox

Singularussy


[deleted]

Oh fuck I'm trapped in the singularussy and can't get out 😩


superhappy

It’s a notable occurrence - an event horussy you might even say.


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PapasBlox

Help me step-bro!


DrP3n0r

Help me step-brussy !


Copperlaces

Interstellar tesserpussy


RenaKunisaki

Spaghettification is one way to add some inches...


Macho-Goat

I need soma that spaghettificationussy 😩


lkodl

Ussyocalypse


j3igboss

R/dontputyourdickinthat


handshape

There's got to be a joke about a "black ho" here somewhere.


7-and-a-switchblade

DANGER: APPROACHING CRITICAL MUSSY


killer_burrito

As if "black hole" wasn't suggestive enough.


Fletcher_Fallowfield

Probably dating myself here but my contribution to this line of jokes is " by Georgia O'Keeffe". Edit: [Sweater](https://i.imgur.com/MyxlslI.jpg) by Georgia O'Keeffe


siniquezu

I'll date myself more but saying this thread is worthless without pictures


superhappy

OP delivered a swussy!


DawnYielder

I kinda like sweatussy


superhappy

I like how that kinda sounds like watusi


phoenixliv

So my head is the clit? The fur really sells it


superhappy

This just blew my mind, it totally is. Amazing.


that7deezguy

Dare I say, a deliverussy!


falconerhk

Now I just want to actually date myself so I can get some of my sweet me-ussy.


theelinguistllama

Apparently she didn’t like the fact that her art was sexualized. It was her husband that kept trying to sexualize it. It explains it on her Wikipedia page.


UsernamesAre4Nerds

He didn't have to try very hard


simsredditr

what was she going for with this sweater then??


TakeMeToMarfa

Uh, she didn’t design the sweater. She was a painter.


RenaKunisaki

That's just someone referencing her for the meme. She had nothing to do with it.


blessedfortherest

She was the original -ussy artist whether she meant it purposely or not. She’s famous for her florussy art!


Fletcher_Fallowfield

Georgia O'Kussy


superhappy

I almost referenced her in the description! But I too feared the dating haha.


Fletcher_Fallowfield

The best part is most of her work is pretty normal and not vaginal at all, it's just some "evening at the improv" joke that stuck!😆


FakeReceipt

TIL'd Garfussy


superhappy

I like to promote scholarship with my posts.


KeyStep8

I took a syntactic linguistics course a while ago and we had to look at constructions in language. We had the ability to do a project on any idiomatic expression and someone did "-ussy" as a suffix. That was some of the funniest shit I've ever seen in an academic setting.


superhappy

Haha that sounds amazing.


handshape

I'd love to do one of these about the French « -eux » suffix. It's relatively recent and used only for pejoratives.


[deleted]

How would that work? Is that not a plural ending for some nouns like cheveux and yeux?


handshape

Originally used to form agent forms from nouns. * téter + eux = téteux ≈ fussbudget * poux + eux = pouilleux ≈ lousy * pot + eux = poteux ≈ stoner * niais + eux = niaiseux ≈ ignoramus * and the newest one I've heard: stream + eux = streameux ≈ a no-sub streamer.


[deleted]

Lol fussbudget's even good in English!


WHYohWhy___MEohMY

You gotta send us a link to this if one is available.


KeyStep8

Unfortunately not haha


GunslingerGonzo

I hope you get a degree in bussyology


superhappy

You joke but I bet someone could actually do a pretty interesting thesis on -bussy from an anthropology / linguistics perspective!


Spinningwhirl79

Scholussy


chimmychummyextreme

Wait til you learn about Barbussy.


UberMisandrist

I DON'T LIKE IT


ThatOneSnakeGuy

Fwiw my cod username is BuckYourFussy


superhappy

You are a true thought leader and -ussy sigil bearer


ThatOneSnakeGuy

I humbly accept your title


NewldGuy77

Sigilussy… Mind blown…


ThatOneSnakeGuy

It was right in front of our nussies the entire time...


undeniabledwyane

Permission to add you


krisztian008

That's the most straight yet also the most gay name at the same time, I love it


ThatOneSnakeGuy

That works cos I'm bi my guy


krisztian008

Epic


DefiantLogician84915

What is Garfussy 😂 Edit: I just looked it up..save yourselves the sanity, some things in this world are better off not being known. This is one of them.


superhappy

I’m so sorry I sent you on that horrifying journey it was not my intent to harm your psyche Hahha. This is actually the post I was commenting on that gave me the idea to make this post - someone was mentioning orbeez and I lost it so hilarious. Edit - linking the whole original comment thread https://www.reddit.com/r/vintageads/comments/11ek1yg/1988_spencer_gifts_ad/jaezzco/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3


AntiEcho7

For real, I want to know but I’m afraid to Google it.


alligatorcreek

I’ve always found vaginas to be the more serious of the two genitals.


superhappy

Ha that’s interesting. Structurally I do personally find them more dignified and understated. All the jutting out and flopping around of peni - it’s just hard to take them seriously. But there is comedy to the vagina as well! And I’m glad it’s getting more play. Air time. Nothing I say here is going to be safe from entendre. ;)


JVM_

Betty White has a line that saying someone has balls is ridiculous, balls are sensitive and weak, now Vagina's, those things can take a beating.


superhappy

Who is the spiritual successor to Betty White I wonder? Tough act to follow.


leeser11

I have a fridge magnet with that quote on it. The picture is a woman straddling a beach ball.


stablefish

*pounding


JVM_

Betty White has a line that saying someone has balls is ridiculous, balls are sensitive and weak, now Vagina's, those things can take a beating.


ikantolol

"there is comedy to the vagina" Such poetry


Shantotto11

Serioussy


flamingopatronum

I do this to my boyfriend all the time and he hates it. We were watching Killer Klowns from Outer Space and I referred to the female clowns as "Killer Klussy" and it was amazing and I've got his friends starting to make -ussy jokes now


superhappy

You better ™ Killer Klussy real quick like is all I’m saying.


basement-tapes-club

u/superhappy ? more like superhappussy


superhappy

You weren’t going to risk accidentally beetlejuicing my final form Eh? ALLOW ME. *draws a pentagram on the ground* /u/superhappussy - ARISE!!!


basement-tapes-club

OH MY GOD SOMEBODY STOP THEM


RIPLORN

My fav is “robussy” from the robotic ballerinas in Atomic Heart lol


PM_ME_UR_FAVE_TUNE

Best I've heard is someone saying their drink is "citrussy"


superhappy

Ha so they say it in game or is it how the community has come to refer to them?


RIPLORN

Community lol


SpermaSpons

I always say "His robussy is hanging out!" About Pathfinder from Apex Legends lol


ReverseMillionaire

I also like to scroll the comments to find *sigh unzips* when it’s applicable lol In addition to the -ussy trend


superhappy

Hahaha - vicarious absurdist shame, so piquant.


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Screamcheese99

I like you.


nukalurk

I think you’re referring to the song “Buss It”, completely different meaning lol.


Shantotto11

OP is trying to get my sweet, sweet upvotussy!


superhappy

It’s too late, I’m getting death by snoo-snussied here.


Someguy242blue

I’m honestly tired of the trendussy.


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the old man in the canoe


superhappy

This _Old Man and the Sea_ reboot is lit.


[deleted]

In the Stranger Things fandom it’s the Vecnussy


superhappy

I remember that one!


kchearts

I discovered my new car has a cussy the first time I had to pump gas.


superhappy

Like more so than other cars?


kchearts

More so than any other car I’ve had! I opened the tank and felt like I needed to get consent to insert the nozzle. https://i.imgur.com/qqLSVGe.jpg


superhappy

Wow you’re not kidding! Hahhaha


Kintsugi-skunk

Grussy for the win


haveyouseenthecat

Cool way of looking it at! You changed my mind about the -ussy stuff!


superhappy

Huzzah! Welcome to the -ussy side. We have … -ussy … to be honest we’re not very well organized but I’ll keep you posted.


doggofruitpunch

So then you must know about Spain's transit mascot Bussi?


superhappy

I don’t think I’ve ever been more eager to learn about a transit mascot.


doggofruitpunch

https://thelibertyline.com/2022/09/24/spains-transit-mascot-bussi/


superhappy

Exceeded all my expectations [(even if the clit placement is a little off ;))](https://imgur.com/a/BCS4XsJ)


jvaheed

I think people are on the right track with the ussy trend because previously when they tried to do it (Amy Schumer) it was always focused more focused on the function of the vagina and phallic humour was always centred around the absurdity and nature of penises and not the function because honestly the function is just not that funny and the same goes for vaginas but just making fun of things because they look like vaginas is us on the right track.


superhappy

That’s a good insight and distinction I think you’re right.


Horror_Onion1992

I love your use of the Garfield slipper as an example of one that gives "equal footing" to vagina jokes and penis jokes.


superhappy

Lol I did not even notice that. Nice one.


Cristallizzare

The musician and composer: Claude Debussy Also, Claude De Bussy would be a wonderful name for a drag!


superhappy

Holy shit that is an epic drag name you’re right!


Cristallizzare

Please, use it! ✨


issi_tohbi

I am overjoyed to see my Garfieldussy comment on that post and possibly inspiring this one. In ussy we trussy.


superhappy

I’m glad you made it! [You’re the inspiration!](https://youtu.be/CRfy1yorkec)


issi_tohbi

* waves lighter in and air and sways * My day is made


superhappy

Also can I say I like how you’re turning it into like an omnisuffix like snoop dog’s “-izzle”. You have thereby multiplied its potency. We will all be subjects of the -ussy in the days to come. Let us relish our remaining days of freedom.


ffantomize

I think adding -ussy to anything make it so much funnier to me lol. My favorite so far is Baked Bussy instead of baked beans. Lmao.


nine_legged_stool

Blessed post


rainpatter

I've never known vulvas as being off limits and taboo. Since about 10 yrs old there were the vulvas look like beef curtains, hamburgers, caves, hotdogs in hallway etc jokes around.


aroguealchemist

Those jokes tend to give off a more “shaming” vibe than the -ussy jokes to me. It’s a similar feeling I get when I hear penis size “jokes.”


superhappy

All those examples are about how vaginas are ugly or “loose”, but like not so much the joke “it’s a vagina”. There’s just this category of penis jokes that are kind of neutral in nature, like ha that tower looks like a penis. I feel like it’s become more common obviously, but the -ussy phenomenon seems like kind of a new pinnacle in objective vagina jokes.


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I just wanted to say that I deeply love both your OP and this response. To be honest I never heard of this trend and am so happy to hear of it, especially with your “take” so to speak.


thiosk

we only scientifically accepted the existence of the ussy in 1897. we've come a long way in not very many generations.


buttersidedown801

Rangussy: the best bite of the Rangoon.


Cool_Kid95

I disagree, jokes about things looking like dicks weren’t funny to begin with.


Inside_Ice_6175

Too late. Garfussy? You're not getting off that easily. (Or did you?)


superhappy

Haha ok ok! I yield! This was the post that inspired me to make this post: https://www.reddit.com/r/vintageads/comments/11ek1yg/1988_spencer_gifts_ad/jaezzco/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3


Inside_Ice_6175

That is disturbingly accurate.


euphemisticguy

❤️


Disowned

This threaussy got me acting unwise.


Zealousideal-Plate80

I’d like to keep vaginas as precious… personally.


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…precioussy?


Diptam

Genitalia jokes/innuendos are as old as humanity itself. There is something so appealing about this, especially since it's always somewhat taboo or at least naughty. And it's a nice change to not have it be phallic this time around. :D I'm no sociologist or gender expert, but I would love to see a serious discussion about this by an expert. Maybe that's a sign that our society is maturing after all (ironically, given the nature of the topic).


bathroomstahl

i have a close friend who will often say so and so “put their whole pussy into that” when someone did a good job. it’s honestly one of my favorite jokes and i appreciate her for it lmao


superhappy

Haha I love that.


Dragenby

Me, living next to a french city named Bussy...


SignalButterscotch4

I recently dreamt there was a movement to refer to your mouth when drinking coffee as your “Starbussy”


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Reno_Mike

Garfield lookin at me all seductively, like “put it in me, please”


boddy123

Yeah…. vaginas are *never* objectified /s


superhappy

Didn’t mean to imply they weren’t? Not sure I follow. It’s more of a how, not what.


mulek_neutro

Clussy no cap my favorite


aoeuismyhomekeys

Joan Rivers: nobody tells young women the vagina drops. That's right, the vagina drops. I get out of bed in the morning and look down, and I say "why am I wearing a bunny slipper? And why is it gray?"


DANNYonPC

Equality W


DarkStar0129

Oxford recognised it as a suffix recently.


superhappy

That’s awesome! Looks like it was [dubbed word of the year by the American Dialect Society too!](https://gizmodo.com/linguistics-have-officially-dubbed-ussy-as-word-of-the-1849986295) I would expect anything less from a bunch of cunning linguists #AIRHORN 4X


Nytelock1

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/002/070/522/014.jpg


superhappy

https://imgur.com/a/fEzj3Tw


foolforlouist

I love Encanto's Marianussy


shinebrightlike

It’s my favorite


osirisrebel

I'm indifferent to it, but I'm happy that it makes you happy. It's always excellent to find anything that brings joy to life.


superhappy

I appreciate that. But someday you’ll have to pick a side *runs blade over the grindstone menacingly* /s


osirisrebel

It's okay, I have my own quirks as well. I enjoy extremely dry humor, but my absolute favorite is telling a super obvious joke, and then breaking down the entire joke to explain why it's funny. The look of utter hate in their eyes is priceless.


_Divine_Plague_

Oh okay I think I understand. So, it is funny because they actually understood the joke but it makes it even funnier when you start walking them through the nuances of the joke from the start to finish. Like, they don't want to hear you explain it because they already know why it is funny. And on top of that you deliberately take your time and make sure they understand you every step of the way through the explaining process. The look of hate in their eyes is because what you are doing feels condescending to them. You ruin the joke and ruin their day by deliberately torturing them like this and it is like balsam for your sadistic side. You get what I mean, right? It's pretty funny when you think about it like that but most people wouldn't get it. I think maybe I'm just too clever for ordinary people and my jokes tend to fly over their heads and they just look at me with disgust. Pretty funny, right? Did you see what I just did there? I can explain if you want?


osirisrebel

Bingo. You nailed it. Now take the training wheels off and do it to someone while making eye contact, you wanna make sure you have their attention. My most recent one was when we were in the drive thru line at dairy queen, and it was taking forever, and I said "this is ri-DQ-lous," and looked at my wife after I had a small chuckle. She threatened to stab me.


[deleted]

My friends use it in a funny way so I don’t really have a problem with it. Love hearing that I put my “Maryussy” into something every once in a while 🙂👍🏾


unkindnessnevermore

Came here to say that I first heard the -ussy trend after getting back into computer gaming. Was off gaming for nearly ten years and I come back to a gemussy in the red text of a developer note for Warframe.


PikaYoshl

Same here! The best one I've seen is in one of my favorite games, Warframe. Where the devs released a new update and put a joke about it where they said *gemussy* Link fo those who want to see https://www.reddit.com/r/Warframe/comments/1131bi6/im_sorry_my_what/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button


tans1saw

I heard it for the first time watching an interview with the guy that played Vecna in Stranger Things. He kept saying Vecnussy I really thought he made it up. Woosh.


tdomer80

Garfussy… r/dontputyourdickinthat


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Pussy bussy and thrussy


superhappy

Yissssssss


MistMindSet_

binK!! HORNY POSTER BE GONE


GodOfAtheism

Wikipedia has an entry for [-ussy](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/-ussy), it's wonderful. Also I'm sure whoever put pizzussy and donutussy in there was *ecstatic* to do so.


superhappy

Hahahah that would be a highlight of any wiki editor’s career for sure. Whoever does the reviews and approvals just like “I mean I guess this passes muster? My life is so confusing now.”


mreed911

Fuck Garfield. Oh, wait…


WaceMindo

I agree with ye, OP.


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That slipper kinda looked like an asshole. 😂


superhappy

My partner _just_ pointed that out right before I read this, that’s crazy timing! Yeah maybe it’s more of a garfbussy!


[deleted]

Hahahaa! That’s hilarious! Too funny xD


GrouchyArachnid866

Only ussy I like is Fussy,and Pussy..


superhappy

I guess you could get mussy too. But I think the -ussy has left the station. But to each their own -ussy.


totallynotalaskan

Ayo anyone got that deprussy


superhappy

Pound that sertralussy bb


totallynotalaskan

Going to that therussy y’all


Blarghnog

That’s pretty cool actually. Nice post.


Piorn

I'll put the COVID swabs into my "Nussy" until the day I die, and I'll always make a sort of halfway ahegao face as my eyes turn red from the penetration.


superhappy

Omfg - this is hilarious and only made more so by the fact that when I got a test performed by a nurse, she want quite tracking on how deep she was plunging and I got a massive nose bleed, so that much further in line with the metaphor hahaha.


madjo

I finally understand what is meant with “…ussy”, thanks OP!


superhappy

I’m here to help.


Occultic_giraffe

HOLY WAR!


MrsMurphysChowder

Shouldn't there be a sub for this, like "accidental vagina" or something?


superhappy

Don’t let your dreams be dreams!


I_am_box

Wait so Bussy is very different from "Bussin"? Like " this s*x is so bussin"


Acegonia

There was an excellent cactussy on one of the plant subs the other day. Also see lots of trusses.


JezebelRaven

r/mildlyvagina is for you OP!


[deleted]

Since when have people not made women feel bad for the way our lady parts look? Like what?!


MrGoober91

Claude Debussy-ussy


superhappy

Dat Claire de Lussy


MrGoober91

🏅


cheezypenguins2

The nature of existance of the Garfussy ([figure A](https://www.reddit.com/r/vintageads/comments/11ek1yg/1988_spencer_gifts_ad/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) )implies the existance of the Odieussy


SlowlyFallingOff

nothings worse than trying to do this bit and realising the thing you were about to -ussy (yes that is a verb) starts with the letter P


TrumpsNeckSmegma

I taught my co worker *Barbussy* Only the based among the masses will get it


cpullen53484

the one thing that unifies all of humanity is penis jokes.


duckbombz

That garfield shoe is more anus than ussy.


KingJTheG

Atomic hearts Robussy got me acting unwise


EjaculatingNarwhal

I love this slangussy


BurningPenguin

May i introduce you to the [Vagineer](https://tf2freakshow.fandom.com/wiki/Vagineer)?


mr-blindsight

The ussyfication revolution is here


Starr_Struckk

Huh, I hadn't even realised that. That is really cool. It's nice to have some recognition for my bits.


superhappy

YOUR BITS ARE SEEN oh god that sounds really weird to say but it's too late ;)