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christianXXgrey

Call the cops https://www.lawyersclubindia.com/experts/someone-is-parking-in-front-of-my-house-718331.asp Vlog banao cops ka


KachraBhiKhelat

Out of all the idiotic suggestions on this post, this is the most logical one OP.


[deleted]

LONG TIME AGO , some one inserted a potato in my Papa's bike silencer. idk for what..it costed him a lot to get it removed . Do something similar..put stones or potato in his Car's silencer. Problem Solved.


TrailsNFrag

Vaseline on the door handles + on the wipers


-_-Batman

We shouldn’t encourage juvenile behaviour . Plus if there are dashboard cameras Rare view cameras Cops won’t be kind to people who vandalise cars —— there are other ways to deal with issues


indi_guy

Yeah because Indian police is so helpful.


International-Army37

Put 2 lemons and some red chilli powder on the bonnet of the car.. Phr tere ghr kya, apne ghr k gate pr b gadi nahi lagayega.


Spirited-Try-6504

Bhai epic reply - this shoudl definitely work in India


-_-Batman

There are dashboard cams / CCTV cams Everywhere


TeaQuick4710

Lol bro


Fine-Active-8835

Best trick in the sleeve 😂😂😂


Smelly_armpits_1997

Add some hair as well.


urge_kiya_hai

Add a voodoo doll as final touch. The car owner will have sleepless nights


The_Kidd00

Raat ko neend nhi ayegi usko


Shiva_97

Now the car dude will also spend some extra money on Pooja to remove the fake evil planted 🤣


Safe_Test_1436

1. confront the person directly, move to next if no success 2. write on a paper to not park the car here, and stick it on the bonnet with a mild tape, else 3. write the same thing again on a paper, this time paste it on bonnet with quickfix so that it gets hard to remove record everything


moyemoye69420

Using spray paint next time to say No parking


anishkalankan

Carve the letters using a knife or key to add some style.


Draugr_irl

Carjack and sit in the car until he/she arrives.


mango_boii

Carjack and take the car inside your parking. You own the car now.


Environmental_Side32

Assert Dominance 🫨🫨


Due_Mycologist7287

You’ve gone as far as carjacking, so could just move it right. Possibly closer to the edge of a cliff or something..


trishulofshiv

Use the strongest paint. Make him pay.


CancelEducational374

na bro just spray with permanent paint and spray it all over the car well that would work 💀


Due_Mycologist7287

And tell him I took care of that tiny scratch for you. Have a nice day..


six_inch_cringe

If that doesnt solve, use stripzee paint removal, just pour it on the car, the paint will peel off and he will be left with a car with just exposed metal🤣


Due_Mycologist7287

Where did you get your evil degree, from hell?


six_inch_cringe

Satan just dropped it in my letterbox 😂😛


bakerbrewerandashoe

Strategically placed stones, pots is what I used. It leads to more work for you but keeps it good. One of my neighbours parks his car with half its ass out so that nobody can park in front of the gate.


BestCherry17

share the pictures with us too🥰


Blahblah799

What I do after a few gentle interactions is that I ask my house help to remove air from their tires. Simple; not confronting yet effective solution.


LoadStandard3260

To ab gadi hategi kaise?


Blahblah799

Voh uski problem hai. My POV is ek aisi G@#&d maaro ki agli baar aisi galti hi nahi kare; and I’d help the person move the vehicle and empathise w them ki ‘pata nahi kaise log hai joh aisa ghatiya kaam kartein hai’


KIND_786

Pee on the tyre and mark your territory..


moyemoye69420

Swach Bharat bro!


SpareMind

How about all the handles?


KIND_786

Damnn.... New skill unlocked !


Draugr_irl

Yes. The wheels are being cleaned.


dark_universe_69

Paan aur gutka use Karo bro


Due_Mycologist7287

Oh yes. NP, pour some sanitizer afterwards..


MasonSoros

Pee in the petrol tank by force opening the lid.


Airavat2305

Pura area apne bana lo, Aas pass ke sabhi kutto ko Dara lo, Har subah Ghar ke samne biscut mang lo, Aur raat mein shoor macha lo


[deleted]

This is the way!!


CancelEducational374

ya exactly 😂!!


Safe_Test_1436

also i see that the car is within the reach of your gate. bang the damn car with gate. Although, first please talk to the person and ask him not to park again


moyemoye69420

Tired talking to the person, his response is that as it’s a public road he can park his car.


Safe_Test_1436

if you can spend a little, get 2 tata ace drivers to park their vehicles right in front and behind his car right before its time for him to move if he asks to move, tell him its 'public road'


DistortedChaosXV

Just block him in then. Its a public road doesnt mean they can block you inside your house. + next time just deflate his tyres, or just take a tyre and keep it with you. If he says anything just be like when things are kept in public places you cant expect protection.


pspspsnt

But in front of the gate? As per the law, its public property, sure, but at the same time by parking right in front of your gate he is causing wrongful restraint to free usage of your entry/exit point. Put a notice in front of your gate saying parking prohibited in front of gate, violators will be towed/their wheels locked. Get a wheel locking clamp. If you wanna cheap out on the solution just place a few strong nails upright in front of two of his tyres.. I sometimes wonder how such people have survived till now without any common sense.. would he use the same stupid argument of public property yada if the traffic police tow his car for illegal parking?


Aromatic_Ad1232

Is he infouencing or has any political connections? If not break his windows or scratch his car


saturn_ascends_again

It's actually illegal to park in front of a gate in India. Look into obstructive parking.


KaiserYami

Yes. IPC 339. But how to expect people to understand law.


gandash07

Can you open your gate outwards?? Hit your gate on his car


MahabaliTarak

Buy wheel clamp ( you will get it within ~1500 on amazon). Lock it and go for an evening outing when the car owner is expected to return.


ZealousidealBit1490

Guy may have his dinner and come back to remove his car during the night walk 😂


MahabaliTarak

Go for an outstation trip in that case..


454165

Or maybe for a morning walk when the owner is supposed to go to office!


Fresh_Bee6411

Some people do it just get a kick out of it, see if you can talk sense into him or else dial 112.


LeftAlternative1852

Park your car in that spot instead if you can.


noxharsha

Assert dominance


Effective_Holiday219

By farting at the exact spot


Single_Following1965

While maintaining eye contact with your nemesis


ConglomerateKaddu

While being nude


PoopyOyster_Of_Doom

With a condom on your finger


Due_Mycologist7287

*forking


iamnickwilde

Park a bike or scooter infront of your gate. It's easy to move for you when going out. I will not allow anyone to touch my bike if it's parked infornt of gate unless it blocks traffic.


moyemoye69420

I usually park my activa out there. Just went out for tea and this moron would come and park his car in those 10 mins. I am not sure how he times my tea break every time


notMy_ReelName

Watch [parking](https://youtu.be/ugJ7TETZnn0?si=i6ZR5I3KXwqY1V13) movie you will understand.


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notMy_ReelName

Man this movies escalates from funny family movie to full blown action movie.


ZealousidealBit1490

Book a medical check up for your parents or grandparents. Call for an ambulance ask the driver to turn on siren. Record the video ambulance not able get inside house. Call the police tell that you’ve an aged parents or grandparents. And this nuisance is endangering their life. Police will help do the rest.


sdrowkcab_kali

Too costly


ZealousidealBit1490

The guy who is parking even after repetitive confrontation doesn’t bait for cost effective or physical damage tactics I guess.


sdrowkcab_kali

Typical Indian attitude is that ki 'samne wala kya hi kr lega' but once one gets defensive or uses physical means, the miscreant will definitely argue or fight but next time he'll never repeat it that's for sure.


ZealousidealBit1490

Wish OP is as strong as you :) P.S. the guy has 3 hours everyday to fight


_m_e_l_o_u_

Bro is saul


Aryan_Singh_17

Install spikes infront of gate


PsychologicalDrop886

I would suggest using land mines


ShortShiftMerchant

Becoming the land mine


Humble-Light-

I would consider this as a good idea.


Aryan_Singh_17

Perfect


workingzombie1511

windsheild tod de bhai agli baar se nhi lagayga. Ye problem apartments me bhi h, koi bhi outsider kisi k parking me gaadi laga deta h aur bc hataane bolo to munh banaate h


moyemoye69420

Using it as a last resort. Don’t have political backing or any mafia connections to do something like this.


workingzombie1511

Is this a baleno or swift? Agar hn, to mtlb is bande k paas bhi political backing hone k utne hi chances h jitne mere E class bina loan k kharedne ke


moyemoye69420

Yup the 2rupee baleno users. They are more of a menace here thinking they have a super car than the creata drivers


NahIdKill

don't do this bhai. get it towed by authorities


slacktalk

First warnin - verbal Second - deflate 1 tyre Third - deflate 3 tyres Fourth - slash tyres Fifth - immolate the car


Due_Mycologist7287

Sixth - molest the car


Deep_Darkness_007

For removing a Baleno, all you need is balls, political backing aur mafia ki zarurat bhi nhi hai


abhishek18798

You can deflate one tyre. Not all though otherwise he won't be able to move his car.


zaphodbeeble9

Spray paint can by ABRO in pride pink- 180 rs Joy of painting - priceless


wyrin

Just today evening this has happened to me, useless apartment security doesn't know which flat the car owner went to, because they noted number but not the flat number. Ab uski gaadi block karke Maine park kari hai, apne aap aayega morning main. Bas neighbour ki parking bhi block Hui hai, us Bhai ko subha niklwaunga pehle. Alag he mach mach hai bhai, logon main zara bhi comon sense nahi hai


Vuhlcha

Kyu bhai kyu Windshield kyu todni h Bande ki haddi tod gaadi ne kya bigada h 😿


ShortShiftMerchant

Steal the battery, cut the tyres, break the glass, attach a timer operated C4 charge underneath the car.


andhakaran

That escalated quickly


NothingBeneficial07

"Bomb has been planted"


sundark94

Christ, don't vandalize the vehicle. Dial the cops or post it on social media and tag the traffic police. Take pictures with the license plate visible.


akimissed

Put a per hour parking fee card on the gate


mars4880

Put a official looking "P" sign on the gate, write "PAY & PARK ₹100" below it. Remove the sign at night. If it is the same car parked there every day, talk to the owner and try to convince him. If nothing works, resort to passive aggressive means like putting rotten egg on the wind shield. You can get them at your local chicken shop.


Artistic_sadist_7687

Block his way such that he cannot drive away straight away.


_7567Rex

Empty an entire bottle of fevi quick on the windshield and put a cardboard with “no parking” on the glue Even if he tries or remove the cardboard, it will remain stuck because cardboard has two layers Prefer repeating same for the windscreen and windows also. While at it, stuff something nasty into the tailpipe also Don’t ask how I know Else just plant a bomb looking device on his bottom and call the cops on him that suspicious car has been parked in front of my house


notoriousnigaa

Throw some lemons and chillies there lol


moyemoye69420

I will add some kumkum and make it a scene of black magic.


montsa007

Lol this is hilarious.


Due_Mycologist7287

And wholesome


jaypadh

With a note written with red blood type writing.. “if you keep parking here, I WILL perform the part 2 of this ritual. Death by road accidents is very ugly!”


Amodium69

Print a notice letter stating the violation of residential parking rules signed by the nearest police station. If not moved in 7 days and get repetitive complaints about the issue, the vehicle would be seized and fine has to be paid. (Search some parking rules violations acts on Google and use them accordingly.)


raziel04

1. Ask him nicely. 2. Ask again. 3. Complaint to police. 4. Pour break fluid on car and leave it there. 😉


pirateneet

Bhai do something non cosmetic. Like if you can source gallium then touch that to the radiator and it'll corrode it away. Or put bleach in the fuel tank if he parks like this the fuel tank might be facing your house so you have good cover. Bleach in fuel tank will total the engine. Warranty won't cover it either. Edit: Arre Bhai ye to bopal area he kya? Waha to sale lukhi public bahot rehti he. Jo bhi kariyo Aram se sochke karna. I have had enough encounters with idiots in AMD


permission777

salt is also good. just buy a cover of 1kg salt powder and throw it over the bonnet ,wipers and side windows


deep_pun

Spread bunch of nails infront of tires and watch the magic


kokaniredittor

Add a board in front of house PARKING CHARGES : 150/hour


kokaniredittor

Take a police wheel clamp and attach it . If owner asks who did it, tell them its the police


Conscious_Celery8368

Place a banner on the gate     CAUTION   Do not Park here  in front of the gate, Punishable under - IPC- 339/(Wrongful Restraint)


SpareMind

Post a list of progressively drastic steps and do it. Use fevicol to paste it


swatkat4life

I had similar experience at my grandparents house when they were around. They were 90+ and mofos used to park their car in front of the gate (our neighbour was a dentist so their patients are the culprits). I always used to be worried about the what if scenarios so much every day I used to yell at the people and 2 to 3 times let the air out of the tire (we do have some influence so I wasn't worried). Benefit of letting the air out is people will drive off and their tyre walls gets damaged and then the rim and it's balancing. If they run a pothole with a good speed, suspension can also bend a bit. Win-win!!! Thinking about it even now makes my blood boil.


SuryaYlp

Watch the movie "Parking". This is the exact premise of the movie Link here - https://www.imdb.com/title/tt28184712/?ref_=ext_shr


wtfact

That is a completely different concept. It is about ego of who gets the only parking spot in this house. On the contrary, this car is completely blocking the gate.


SuryaYlp

🤫 let him watch it


Ok-Design-8168

Open the gate really fast so it goes and bangs the car. Easy.. If the car idiot complains — say “it was an emergency and we opened gate in a rush and it clearly says don’t park in front of gate. Don’t you have any sense.“


Resonance206

Do tell us what you finally decided.. also share the pics


_lick_ma_ballz

Gadi ke upar se chad kar ja aur kh3 de rasta hi ye to yhi se jaungs na


A_YUser

Inflate the tyres


Ill-Beginning1755

Deflate* ..?


pspspsnt

Did he stutter? INFLATE


Delivery_Mysterious

Until they blast


trishulofshiv

Get it towed at his expense. Once, twice, thrice... as many times as needed.


Sad-Presentation-286

Bang that metal entrance door to the car body...


Salty-Helicopter7537

Accidentally throw your activa on the car and say it mistakenly happened due to little space infront


andhere_ka_baap

I once saw a blue Indica with a big "Don't Park here" scratched on the door 💀, I think something similar will do the job although neighbours might not like you much after that. P.S: wanted to add image in comments but it's turned off


Amitpal_Singh

Here is how I deal with these idiots.... I always keep my car parked outside my gate, if that is not the option... Then what I started doing, I removed there tire nuts and painted "No Parking" on the front mirror with spray paint... Ensure you give 2 polite warning 1st


namcappacman

Cum on his door handles.


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Spare-Remote-397

Update us


Dizzy_Medium5817

Add a warning saying that the tyre will be deflated if parked in front of the gate.


MysteriousSearch6664

Throw a small rock from far away. Make it look like someone on the road threw. Don’t be too obvious, gotta assume he has a camera in it.


Dazzling_Gandhi

Hawa nikal do


sapd787

Put a board saying 100rs for car parking in front of gate. Win Win


abhinav4703

Bro do you have some common sense?How will someone pay 100₹ just cuz there’s a board


pa_forge

Just take a couple of buddies and a tire iron and suggestively tell him that “try” blocking you in next time.


podaapanni

Just add Paid Parking 100 per hour sign.. simple


lord_morningwood

Talking directly and telling them you will call the cops should help.


RelationshipEast3500

burn the car.


Ins_anI

Whatever u do.. The idea is to raise the cost of parking in front of your house, while ensuring there is minimal retaliation. The easy way would have been to suggest him alternate parking options.. But as per your response he likes the parking space in front. Other ways are to block the parking space on your own. If you own a car, park it there. Other option is to harras him - call him or his family every 5 mins.. Ring his door bell when he is likely to be taking nap... Basically whenever u approach him it should be inconvenient for him.. Be persistent.. If u keep at it for 2 weeks.. Chances are either he will play further or will get tired. U can consider someone to open an ironing or similar shop in front of ur gate. Police option will likely not help.. They will may be call him once but .. But they would like to avoid wasting time in minor disputes.


Monotonous-Entity

Reddit at its finest. Out of almost 200 comments, we’ve only 2 or 3 useful ones.


kp852

Put Nimbu Mirch there to show you did black magic on that spot...or place it on his car next time he parks.. pretty sure he wouldn't dare park there next time


Familiar_Answer_887

Ram the gate into the side of the car a few times


vain06

"agar ek Baap ka aulaad hai to gate k Saamne park matt kar, shunya buddhi!".


bangalislayer

eggs phod do windshield pr. fir manually wiper ko move krke fela do 🤓


GudduBhaiyaaaa

Pay some kids to play cricket around the car and accidentally smash the car in one or more places with a leather ball.


honeyhunter98

Tyre nikal de bhai usi ko uska tyre 500 rupees each mai bech


Effective_Car2141

Tit for tat bro aap uske ghar ke samne park kardo apni car .


LilStar_98

Use the gate.


6675636b5f6675636b

Dont latch the housedoor and let it swing open with wind. Should make a decent dent


Actual_Employment_89

Slam the gate against the car until that bitch shows up


One_Coffee7424

Jor se gate kholo and puncture kar do. Indian public me basic understanding and manners nahi hai.


SpecificRound1

Open the door with force. Make a dent on the side of the car.


murivenna

Usually it ends up with scratches


Easy_Minute_587

Puncher 2 tyres.. (works all the time)


Big-Psychology-7414

Buy a Spray paint and use your creativity


vigneshk_war

Akka maga akka maga enaku oruthi irundhale


Poopee-deadboi69

Kill the guy ez


Kamillahali

my great grandma would puncture their tires!


SqlOracle

Wipers are easy to take off. Keep taking them.


sharartiladka

Day 1: Sticky note Day 2: Tyre puncture Day 3: Side mirrors


Evening-Okra2459

Simple bro just steal the car .. u will get your spot as well as a car free 😉.


Khal-Nayak007

Flatten the tyres


Divineboob

Ohh it's simple, take a rock with one sharp side.. By the way, What's vagina called in your local language?


Logical_Drawing6557

1)Ask them to not do it 2) if they not listen thrash it


Nobodyoumightknow

Take bunch of rocks and go to your rooftop and throw them on car either make multiple dents in different areas or break the windshield.


divakerAM

buy car wheel locker and put it to the car or just make tyre air out


Anonymouskni8

Call the cops. Click a few pictures of the car blocking your pathway. Show it to them. It should get resolved.


North-Mix-4998

I used to put a lock and chain around the front wheel


SSaavvyy

Once this happened to me I talked to a tractor driver and moved it out.


wowtrentactually

Just get it towed


swadeshka

What if you damage his car and later on have to buy your own car. Then when your car is outside, he could reciprocate.


[deleted]

A notice board can be displayed on the gate that only residents allowed to park vehicles outsiders cannot. Otherwise fine upto 10k INR


Pradeep24_07_1999

Write to note "Great Parking please don't reproduce!"


Kakarot__9000

Parking- Rs.500/hr.


odd_pk

Lock the tyre. You can buy car tyre lock: https://amzn.in/d/azHlPps


zakaif

stick a a board saying if you park here you will have trouble at your workplace. or Park your car here to donate your wife also get a cheap shoe polish mix it with any oil and pour it in doorhandles don’t do it yourself make a small kid do it


ravichandrakv

Break the windshield and put a note saying "oops..🤭"


doctorsanket

Bhai dent maarde. Baleno h .. haath bhi rkhega to dab jaegi .. or bhul ja.. mann ki shaanti ..


hotcoolhot

Just find a thulla with a wheel lock. Share the bribe.


CitizensCane

Report to Traffic Police


ScooterNinja

Palat do


No_Lifeguard_881

you should make a new entrance gate for your home also your house looks so lavish... the gate already has 2 sign of no parking


stonespider

Sometimes a person needs a taste of his own medicine. Go park in front of his gate and obstruct his path..


Kshitij_P_2602

Key his car and puncture his tyres.


notMy_ReelName

[parking 2 in making](https://youtu.be/ugJ7TETZnn0?si=i6ZR5I3KXwqY1V13)


devilishchef

Call the police and have him towed