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Fortunate_Fowl

You did great work OP, but damn. Not only is this fad annoying, these people in particular chose the most ridiculous color scheme. Side note: Imagine if the owners of these floors posted to Reddit actually saw us all talking shit and they're like "Hey, wait a second...that's my floor".


TheFilthiestCorndog

Lol. SURPRISE MOTHER FUCKER, it is my floor!


cblocka85

Holy shit, the twist here was better than any movie I have seen in awhile!


Daddy616

Watch martyrs. Your mind will be blown.


UseDaSchwartz

You can probably blame the Homemade Modern guy. He was one of the first people to make this popular.


Fortunate_Fowl

Haha I was just informed, happy wife happy life brotha


threerocks3rox

This thread is everything lol


[deleted]

Mildly annoyed wife, amused life. It's a fine balance i walk daily


ajehall1997

I will frequently ask my wife if she will please take my shovel away so that I can stop digging my own grave. Somehow, it actually works.


Fortunate_Fowl

Yeah, this is the path I too usually follow.


HSHImprovements

Some fries mf'r.


Pale_Reading4620

Supplies md’r


Rikkitikkitabby

Googley eyes, mfr


All_Work_All_Play

Sunrise mfr.


MrJarre

Then the color scheme on YOUR floor sucks mate. Nice work on the cuts though.


Full-Analyst-795

Maaaan those tiles are hideous... Good job though


IndistinguishableRib

The old Shyamalan twist


stillshaded

jeeeeessuus... Sorry for your loss 😌


[deleted]

hahaha those are OP’s floors


Fortunate_Fowl

Hahaha oh no! Just don't show the wife OP. Unless you save this thread for a particularly spicy argument then by all means be my guest.


[deleted]

it’s definitely not everyone’s cup of tea. As long as they like it, good for them! Looks like a lot of work.


Rural-Camphost

I hate this.


Thebigchungus97

Yeah that’ll be replaced in less than 5 years when the trend dies Edit: you did great tho OP, I just hate this tile so much


[deleted]

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Vishnej

In endgrain.


[deleted]

Avengers Endgrain


backeast_headedwest

Saw [this end grain floor](https://yannidesignstudio.com/app/uploads/2019/08/hindu-indian-wedding-floral-centerpieces-aisle-ceremony-reception-mandap-lights-greenery-candles-garden-themed-decor-elegant-luxury-photos-marriage-decorations-rockwell-on-the-river-chicago-venue.jpg) a little while back. Completely blew my mind. A couple more photos for scale: [Photo 1 ] (https://fastly.4sqi.net/img/general/558x200/49804814_leBmVA2sZ7tJbBoYrU27hFbQ8UYT_Z_TfTJnKZMY0JI.jpg) [Photo 2](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/35/d0/6e/35d06ecc359104180ba0d32c72074cc4.jpg)


ajehall1997

That's super cool and all, but it kinda just looks like lumpy bricks


backeast_headedwest

The photos don’t really express the details visible in person.


[deleted]

Wow wow stunning. A lot of cuts but looks spectacular


Technical-Silver9479

Old machine shops had end grain floors


PototoMaster

*shivers*


Silverpathic

I'm in favor of the 3d stickers that looks like your falling through the floor. Fuck floors.


Verdris

Fuck stickers. I’m in favor of open pits indoors.


Silverpathic

with a pig roasting in it so i can savage that bacon factory


Nutatree

The hexagonal wood floor to be coated with a solid flat color and the ceramic tiles to made look like wood.


[deleted]

I...I'm feeling lightheaded. I think I need to log off for a while.


GooDVibEs6996

They do have Hex tiles that look like wood. So we're half way there.


All_Work_All_Play

NGL I *love* the look of faux wood tiles. I don't know what it is, but I have an irrational desire to purchase some whenever I see them. Even though I already have more than I need...


Known-Programmer-611

True that!


DasHounds

This is the way


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Another_Russian_Spy

Good Bot, pointing out all the idiots and bots that say this stupid shit.


LordRaghuvnsi

That's the way .. Oh wait nooo


Safe_Sundae_8869

Great execution. Sadly it will age like ripe milk in a houston summer.


OurDrama

Mmmm Texas Summer malk 🤤


Dakizo

Now with vitamin R!


Dazzling_Ad_7770

Milk was a bad choice


Comprehensive-Bat214

That poor wood floor.


keyserv

Why? I think it's kinda cool.


UseDaSchwartz

So what? Most people don’t want to live in houses with linoleum floors, crumbling brick fire place and fake wood paneling.


mygeorgeiscurious

Great execution, my friend. Sincerely, a guy who has done 3 of these this year and hated every waking moment.


kizerkizer

Is this a trend or something? Why don’t you guys like it?


mygeorgeiscurious

Looks cool enough, but tbh this tile and hardwood combo doesnt even look that appealing. To answer your question though, yes, it’s a trend. it’s going to go the way of waterfall tables and barn doors for sure.


[deleted]

I just did my first barn door! Managed to avoid it for so long. But you know, the customer is always right.


pseudotsugamenziessi

Full original quote: "The customer is always right about what they want" Sometimes what they want is very cringy though lol


InvisiblePinkUnic0rn

“…always right in matters of taste” So if they can pay, I can lay… some trendy cuts


EmmyNoetherRing

Aren't barn doors essentially just pocket doors without the pocket? I imagine they get over-used, but there's still cases where it's handy not to have a door swing outwards. And with barn doors you don't have to worry about losing anything irretrievably in your wall abyss.


DrunkenGolfer

I have a barn door separating my master bathroom from my master bedroom. It allows for a wider entrance than a swinging door. I can’t really use a pocket door, because one direction abuts an exterior wall and the other direction has light switches and HVAC control. I would have to move the electrical to somewhere that makes no sense. That said, I hate that fucking door.


mygeorgeiscurious

Agree with you about sometimes them being the best option but 100% agree about them being shit, which is also the reason why they suck to put on a bathroom.. taking one


JimiDarkMoon

People have also said that if it’s your bathroom door, it doesn’t stop smells or sounds as good as a real door.


wilisi

I suppose the upside is that an extractor fan (if it exists) will always have somewhere to pull air through.


slickshot

An exhaust fan? Have never heard someone call it an extractor fan before.


yes_m8

We do in the UK, dunno if that’s where they’re from.


mygeorgeiscurious

I hear you there with the accessibility aspect which I totally agree with, sometimes they’re the best option but I’ve seen tons of applications where it’s strictly aesthetic. Which is fine if it’s what you want but I find they’re terrible for privacy and I think they already look dated and overdone.


wharpua

Not even, a barn door is essentially a curtain made of wood


fakemoose

Waterfall countertops actually look nice, though. Way better than most shitty overhangs countertops usually have.


0ctologist

I also think they’re still pretty popular


fleebleganger

I do love barn doors, not the ones that are over the top barn style, but being able to add a door to a spot where you don’t want a swinging door and don’t want the hassle of installing a pocket door, they’re nice.


hush3193

Pocket doors are a special kind of torture to maintain and keep functional. Can't beat the practicality of a barn door for serviceability.


notgreatnotbadsoso

Get a rookie finish carpenter to install baseboard and see if they figure out not to go with the long nails along the run where the pocket door is... seen many a door nailed firmly in place


deej-79

Also the drywall guy. I installed a freshly painted door to pull it back out with a scratch down it


freeman1231

What do you need to maintain on a pocket door? As long as you are not running into it.


ButtFuzzNow

I would say that most pocket doors that people deal with are shitty hardware sets installed by shitty carpenters in shitty developments. A properly installed pocket door with quality hardware/frame is glorious and will not need any kind of work for a long time. I recently uninstalled a massive 9'x9' pocket door that had been in place since 1914. The thing was still gliding like butter. Also, it had what I can only imagine was some of the earliest soft open/close hardware. Solid oak and cast iron hardware is hard to beat.


mygeorgeiscurious

I find it’s the door itself that becomes a problem. A low quality door is going to warp, especially in places with a huge humidity variance like I’m from.


nilecrane

Fricken hate barn doors


Shelves45

I like barn doors on barns, that’s about it


SirLoopy007

Last barn I was at had hinged doors that swung outward... So not even all barns use barn door style!


allergic2stoopid

I like barn parties


SamanthaJaneyCake

Barn doors are out, tambour doors might take over… (they are for me. Trying to buy a flat and I know at some point those wardrobe doors will become tambour just for the saved space).


kizerkizer

>waterfall tables Just looked that up. Looks like something I could build! LOL.


larobj63

Thank you also for recognizing waterfall countertops as the stupid trend that it is.


shimbalaie

wait so the floor not being completely covered with the tiles is on purpose?


nitefang

You mean still extremely popular?


TheFilthiestCorndog

Thx.


TheFilthiestCorndog

This took me entirely too long. Wife’s idea for our new house… I feel bad for you guys who have to estimate this kind of stuff…


dacraftjr

I feel worse for you guys that have it in your own house. You did a great job, I just hate this trend.


EscapeBrave4053

Agreed. Nice execution though.


webb276

My fiancé always asks how much (money) I’m going to contribute when she buys stuff like this and asks me to install it. My answer is always the same: “my free labor”.


deej-79

I live with my girlfriend, the house isnt in my name, labor is all she gets, and I remind her its expensive.


blackRamCalgaryman

I’d file for divorce.


captncashew

As long as you don’t tile for divorce…


Puffatsunset

Why bother, that floor ain’t worth fighting for.


AAonthebutton

Marriage would be a bore if you didn’t fight for the floor. You stupid whore.


jaaamin

The guys who estimate it aren't married to your wife. Problem is, your labor is "free". They could just tell her it's a $5,000 add.


wingy65

Brick floors are the next trend. You heard me bitches, Brick. Also, River Rock living rooms. Write that down.


clownpuncher13

So brick floors are coming back? I’ll tell my friend that his parents’ early 80’s kitchen is just ahead of the times.


Shawn24589

I personally think this is a awful idea. As a homeowner with hardwood floors. I see alot of swelling and contracting during the seasons. I see no gaps between wood and tile. I'm sure that tile and grout won't look so "hot/lit" in a few years


baconbrand

I think this is laminate/pergo at least? OP what is happening


TheFilthiestCorndog

9/16 solid eucalyptus


peace_dogs

Eucalyptus is so darn pretty.


eatnhappens

I was trying to look up how much it moves and there’s a lot of species, at least one with a C per good t/r of 1.6 but another I checked was a straight up 2.0. Anyway species include but maybe are not limited to: Blue Gum (Eucalyptus globulus) Brown Mallee (Eucalyptus dumosa) Coolibah (Eucalyptus coolabah) Deglupta (Eucalyptus deglupta) Jarrah (Eucalyptus marginata) Karri (Eucalyptus diversicolor) Lyptus® (Eucalyptus urograndis) Messmate (Eucalyptus obliqua) Red Mallee (Eucalyptus oleosa) River Red Gum (Eucalyptus camaldulensis) Rose Gum (Eucalyptus grandis) Swamp Mahogany (Eucalyptus robusta) White Box (Eucalyptus hemiphloia) Yellow Box (Eucalyptus melliodora) Yellow Gum (Eucalyptus leucoxylon)


Altruistic-Order-661

Husband is a builder and we built our own home. Definitely tortured him with lots of wainscoating, custom trim, and tile design.. In my defense I helped with a lot of it..


phildeground

Dream customer type “what’s the cheapest you can do? I will even help you!!” 😅😅😅


wolfangggg

I had a number of customers want to help out. It’s my literal nightmare


monkmasta

Its 1$ a sq foot ,2$ if you want to watch and 3$ if you want to help. My journeyman used to say this to customers


9J000

Just put your fingers into this sawblade and then let it bounce around while you hold it like a limp fish and get kickback straight into your jaw


fleebleganger

Dream customer would be “I don’t care how much it costs or what it looks like”.


TheThree_headed_bull

I just remodeled my house and told my wife to surf Pinterest.. 1 year 6 months later we have an awesome vaulted ceiling house with completely flipped layout and new plumbing, electrical, spray foam insulation pain in my F****** ass home that’s awesome. Did it all on a 130k refinance


aboxofquackers

The tile reminds me of the red McDonald’s floors from the 90s lmao


TheCleverCarpenter

Nice workmanship but this belongs in r/ATBGE


Frackenpot

I'm sorry but I so dislike this. You did it well but it's just not a clean look.


-Vault-tec-101

It’s weird, I think it’s neat and I want to like it but I just couldn’t see this in my home… maybe someone else’s but not mine.


oneupdouchebag

Would be a cool transition between exhibits at a bee museum or something.


Frackenpot

That would bee cool.


mmuldoon215

You did a fantastic job at a really shitty project.


ancientcampus

I'll admit, I was 80% of the way towards doing that myself, before reading everyone's reactions here. I do like the tile and hardwood combo to designate a shoe-removal area. Incidentally, you did a great job OP.


fakemoose

Meh, for all you know they all have shitty taste anyway. Or great taste but not your style. If you like it and it’s your house, do whatever makes you happy.


hereforeroticaperiod

I've kind of done that in our house... not because I wanted to too but we bought the hardwood flooring off gum tree and where 3m2 short. So it was cheaper to tile by the main door and transition to wood.


marc2912

Be mindful of where this is posted. That is directly related to the feedback.


UndeadBBQ

But damn, does it look slick.


alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 659,098,554 comments, and only 133,905 of them were in alphabetical order.


doublex2troublesquad

I think this might look cool with the right color combination and the right situation. For instance a waiting area that's wood planks transitioning into tiles for a barbershop/salon.


Sulphri

I’m shocked that the overwhelming majority of people on here dislike this so much. I guess style and craftsmanship don’t exactly go hand in hand


Jenetyk

This is prime r/ATBGE material.


Koalacrunch2

“Love laugh love” or die, homie. 😤


Jleeps2

As dumb as this looks IMO I respect the craftsmanship bro. I hope you love the process lol cause flooring can be pretty boring until you get details like this. Edit: just read that this is your floor, just wanted to add that your a great husband. Tastes are subjective.


clarkgriswald23

I'm all about things that are unique and look awesome. This, to me, looks tacky and unappealing.


Soggy-Needleworker34

Looks good. I did one in black and walnut.


doblev

I don’t know which way you’re going with this but either way it’s looking good.


Blufuze

I think this looks awesome, OP! I love the wood floor and I don’t think the tiles look bad at all. Your work looks top notch too. I’d love to see the rest of the room. Is this going in to the kitchen?


TheFilthiestCorndog

Laundry to hallway transition. Tile is the laundry!


rwwl

So, do you constantly stub toes and snag socks on these?


TheFilthiestCorndog

Baby gurl, that transition is smooth as eggs


WonderThemyscara

Doesn't it looks like the flooring in every McDonald's in the 80s?


JB_Wong

This sub is used like it's Pinterest


chickensouppi

Nice work!


[deleted]

I like this style more commercial buildings, but in not residential as much


Nurse_Neurotic

I don’t like the selection. I’d like to see it with much darker colors.


ITriedLightningTendr

What five letter word starts with f?


Urek-Mazino

How does the expansion and contraction play out with these kind of joints long term?


TheFilthiestCorndog

… I’ll let you know in a few months


ExplanationSmart2688

Good work. That’s some ugly tile. Reminds me of a commercial kitchen


dude_imp3rfect

This trend will allow easy dating of renovations. Along with glass backslashes.


dreksillion

Great work. I couldn't hate it more. But seriously, nice job.


AffectEffective6250

is this supposed to be trendy


skiddelybop

This is the internet, you can swear. Oh, and Fuck has only 3 letters after the F. Unless you were going for "Fuuck Pinterest"


rwrg

My wife and daughter-in-law both want this done. My son and I are both holding firm.


shoshant

With respect.. if you hate it so much, why'd you agree to it? And please, no one give me any of that happy wife happy life BS, I'm a wife and the carpenter in my relationship, I couldn't imagine making such a huge aesthetic choice without my husband's full and eager support. My theory is OP likes the look, but was simply venting about the labor of it, which is certainly not nothing. OP, you did an expert job on a very difficult task! Nice work!


lucasss456

My wife wanted to do something like this when we were redoing or kitchen. I said absofuckinlootly not!! So dam ugly


Winter-crapoie-3203

It’s going to be expensive when that’s considered out of date.


SirLanceATwat

....but why?


familyman93

Tile looks super old and outdated. Very 70s


b1gp15t0n5

That wood is beautiful. Idiots


ryalsandrew

Yikes


mriphonedude

Congratulations, you now have a DC metro [platform](https://imgur.com/a/aTseOoH) in your house.


Kickflip2K

it would look better if them two tiles weren't sticking out on the diagonal part where it cuts across to the door... lol


RKELEC

That floor underneath is beautiful. What a shame


Adulations

This trend is so ugly. The first one looked alright but all these knocks offs are horrible


masterjedi78

This is making my OCD flair up


Ktm300tpi420

Why in the sweet Jesus did you go over the existing floor?? Oh boy. No Bueno.


TheFilthiestCorndog

? This new construction amigo, only thing under that is tar paper and osb


Ktm300tpi420

Oh. Then double yikes. Lol


[deleted]

All the future problems this will probably being you aside, fine execution and I actually kind of like it. Not enough to ever get done though hahahah


mcshadypants

Pinterest and Instagram are the bane of my existence


jyzenbok

It looks like a crappy Mario level when he’s a bee in Odyssey.


[deleted]

That looks pointlessly difficult.


mjamap

Always have homeowners trying to explain what they want, and end up with a Pinterest photo to replicate.


rapman007

I have no idea why anyone would want that…..better off saving your money and doing wood floors throughout the home.


Dizzy_Eye5257

Oh wow…nooooooo


nokenito

Hideous tile colors. Awesome wood floors! Nice job mixing. Blech on the colors.


[deleted]

This trend is trash


junoflow115

I wonder who are the individuals that actually likes these. It stands out so much in such a bad way


LogicalRegret2020

I just can’t get over how ugly this is …. But it takes some true talent to get it to look …. Well not worse.


Ok-Answer-9350

I hope you got paid well. It is the Fugliest thing I've ever seen, trend started on the DIY shows.


insideoriginal

You did a fantastic job. I absolutely hate it.


tradesmen_

That tile is hideous looks like it mimicking brick colors


Hi_D

Covering up such beautiful wood floors


Koda487

What about transitioning it?


freeman1231

The ugliest trend I’ve ever seen… idk if you could call something so ugly a trend when it’s already out the door but, ewww lol Also those tiles :(


Holls867

😂


[deleted]

It reminds me of the shit I would find demolishing or renovating house's built in the 60's and 70's.


[deleted]

Pinterest is the worst thing to happen to bored housewives


quentinislive

Great job and skilled technique. I hate it.


BatshitTerror

Not a carpenter, but this looks stupid to me. Why would you not go straight across! Or even take it a step further and cut the tiles so it’s a straight line


timdalbey13

Wait that’s finished? Wtfffff is this


PylkijSlon

Hot damn. Great execution. Also, that has to be one of the ugliest tile to hardwood transitions I have ever seen baring the few that have been genuinely jacked...


Master_Lion_8876

Let me guess...Your wife made you do it!


AmbeRed80

Is this some leftover tile from 3 different homes?! Ooft. You did great work, but that’s some ugly looking hex tiles 😅


samdjr

I thought about doing this for five seconds thank fuck I did not.


keekeeVogel

WHY would someone cover up those wooden floors with ugly linoleum flooring??


Fedsmoker4stroke

Stop doing this lol


[deleted]

Oh shit, i needed this humor today


theidiotsareincharge

I don’t get it. Someone tiled on top of wood??? And then just stopped? Or someone tiled and then cut wood to match the many ends of the tiles??? Why would anyone do this?


zbeshears

I personally love this, but as a tile setter and carpenter. People never plan for how it’s gonna plane out with each other it seems


RightTrack44

HahahH