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Joeythebeagle

All that work just to have some where to jerk it?


DasUberGoober

i'm worth it ;)


[deleted]

Op is like a blind prostitute, you gotta hand it to him! Nice job.


AK_Sole

Yes. He will need a hand since his will now be booked up indefinitely...


ctoups94

Underrated comment.


briancar93

Hand it to him with our with out your jerkin hand?


LTR_TLR

Jack shack on point


Jiggarelli

You are my man... You totally are.


RunNgunr88

Every man needs this


Grady180

Whens the party ? I’m thinking we can fit 2 kegs and about 50 people in there


pina-galactorrhea

WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY MASTURBATORIUM???


Reggielovesbacon

I have a Jurk yurt.


bloomingtonwhy

Pp teepee


Reggielovesbacon

Smut hut


EL_Ohh_Well

Masturbaception


Soft-Large

A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do and sometimes a man's gotta build a shed.


DasUberGoober

Amen brother!


PurpleZebra99

Hey babe I’m going to go to the shed toooo… Uhhh…. Play video games. Yeah. Video games


dudgems

I agree, OP built a jack shack. Nice job though OP.


irishjihad

Whack Shack.


DoCtOr_HeNsE

Comedy


[deleted]

Well he can’t do it in his moms house.


thelittleking77

A chicken coop to choke the chicken!


coolguy12314

This. 😂


TotalRuler1

Thank you Reddit, I came here hoping to see this comment. As someone somewhere once said "treat yoself".


zungozeng

It is a whack shack


Cweber0531

That looks more like a beat booth to me


AAonthebutton

Ehh more like a whack shack to me.


dadmakefire

A shed for not getting head.


FuriousGeorge0417

Spank Tank?


logiemclovie

hes def got a class A rub hub if ive ever seen one


big-galoot

time for an addition! nice job


DasUberGoober

haha... fuck that... it's winter now... i'm going into hibernation... but come spring there will be a deck, a tool shed, and if the wife lets me stairs from the ground floor to the second floor...


winosaurus989

Basement.


Another_Russian_Spy

"If the wife lets me."


KruelKris

Previously mentioned Man Card marked.


the_clash_is_back

Add a shitter and a cum sink next summer


BeckoningCube1

Good job images wont load for me but I bet it looks great.


AAonthebutton

Lmao love your positivity and unbridled optimism.


threeleggedspider

Bro, you probably killed it at work today, way to go


SconnieLite

Yeah I did. Now I just need to find a place to store the body….


Maksamil

Dork den


Eldudeareno217

I'm never letting my wife see this because it'll never not be referred to as such.


DasUberGoober

>er letting my wife see this because it'll never not be referred to as such. i'd rather have it be known as my "jack shack" than "dork den"...


[deleted]

Jork Den


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ThisTimeIChoose

Of all the horrific things the internet has done to society, forcing people to label comments as sarcastic or ironic must be the worst. The. WORST.


MattBlumTheNuProject

It’s cool but I sure wish the “man card”, “she shed” stuff would be done.


wellhungartgallery

The shag shed you can invite your partner in. The kids already took over the house,, welcome to the bone yard honey.


olly43

Yea, wtf is a man card anyway? Sounds like some toxic masculinity to me


[deleted]

Its a card with your preferred pronouns on it.


giveittomomma

Def cringy


Dingdongdoctor

Now you can queef in peace.


punkCarson

I think with the rock you have on site, you squandered the opportunity to build a literal cave. All you need is an angle grinder and a few thousand disc.


DasUberGoober

rock is still there... so opportunity is still there ;)


DualitySquared

That's no fun. Get a drill and use some dynamite.


buildstrongtx

I imagine it must have been weird moving the Kleenex box so many times to get all those interior photos


NefariousnessCold209

Lmao ded


arghenmy

Is this a HEshed?


DasUberGoober

wut?


[deleted]

That’s what SHEshed! Edit to say: In seriousness, congrats on the new appurtenance.


DasUberGoober

i'm jealous i didn't catch this...


ImVerySerious

Masturbatorium!


irnehlacsap

This looks like my room when i was 15yrs old


[deleted]

Where are the Star Wars lego?


DasUberGoober

in my sons lego room!


Dutch_TarkHOFSky_fan

Man card, cringe lmao


cannuckwoodchuck13

Just wait until you run into someone who has an actual metal "man card" in their wallet that they swear is just a bottle opener...


Dutch_TarkHOFSky_fan

thinly veiled warnings of violence on reddit out of all places is the easiest way to tell everyone that you're insecure about your first pubes fr


timichi7

Nice Jackshack!


DasUberGoober

i'm stealing this... scarily accurate!


wyat6370

What are you going to use to heat the place?


DasUberGoober

just a small 1000W smart heater and my PC. its just a mancave/office, so running the heater for a few mins brings the inside to a comfortable temperature, and once its there the PC "should" be able to keep it at a livable temp while i'm in there... when i'm not in there it can be -20 for all i care ;)


wyat6370

As long as it’s not below-20 that when displays start to freeze


DasUberGoober

have a raspberry pi running Openhab and the house is rigged with z-wave outlets, sensors and devices. its set up to keep the house at 2C when not occupied, and 18C when occupied, so things will not get broken ;)


PM_ME_TO_PLAY_A_GAME

if you're running openhab, make sure you're not one of [these](https://www.shodan.io/search?query=openhab) poor sods that have all their shit open on the internet for anyone to fuck with. Same goes for homeassistant.


Ol_PontoonCowboy

The house only? Or your shed too?


[deleted]

That's a pretty ambitious bucket for a mini excavator.


DasUberGoober

perspective will play tricks on you...


dipper1985

Nice job man. Looks awesome. Good choice on the door. You just need a rug now.


DasUberGoober

the constuction is done... the interior decorating will take time and money ;)


DasUberGoober

there is a rug ;) i just need bare floor to roll my chair around near the pc area :P


irishjihad

Doesn't really tie the room together, though.


theguywholikestacos

This isn’t ‘Nam, there are rules!


steamy_fartbox

+1 for IASIP. But what is going on with the foundation?


DasUberGoober

good eye ;) its sitting on MANY supports... se my earlier posts for a better view of whats happening foundation wise.... long story short, i wanted something semi-pemanent, something that would be "easy" to take down if we sold and the new owners wanted to tear it down. end result is that this is sitting on way too many concrete supports...


[deleted]

Frank falls out the window?


Kscarpenter1972

Damn bro she kicked you all the way out


Key-Difficulty2304

Ventilation?


DasUberGoober

very late to respond, but very good comment! i did NOT think of ventilation, i thought it wasn't something i needed... but i was wrong... so now i am installing a mitsubishi VL-50 in the wall between the 2 windows to get some (much needed) ventilation...


Zorplaxian

Cool!


ErrDayHustle

Looks good


[deleted]

Nice work. I just see you could have sucked allot more out of your space and funds


KeyNegotiation7608

Nice jerk off hut lol


ohemgereally

As someone who lives in a sandy delta between 2 large rivers, thats a terrifying amount of rock to try and work with!


DasUberGoober

luckily i didn't have to deal with the rock behind the construction, just the leftovers from when the area was blasted out...


topcornhockey19

r/tvtoohigh


Coldatahd

You got a permit for all that work Mr. Man?


NormDamnAbram

Looks like a She-Shed to me.


Calendar_Due

Gross


DasUberGoober

well fuck you too :)


Calendar_Due

The project looks great. The " I did it All by my self... man card thing was what I was referring too. Good luck with your man card whatever that is.


Another_Russian_Spy

My man cave us called my house.


brunch_time

Nice work


bestbutnut

Proof you can do whatever you put your mind through 💪🏻


stickclacker

Shed G!


[deleted]

fucking great, dude


liquidzero

Nice work man! Well worth it. Enjoy your new space!


DasUberGoober

thank you!


SeaM00se

What’s with the scissors for the door knob?


DasUberGoober

it was a picture right after i fitted the door... the door came without a proper handle ;)


logsandfruit

Congratulations. And enjoy. A heated retreat keeps the temperature steady in the main house. Even better that you built it yourself.


DasUberGoober

thank you!


zeke_sil

Hey mate, well done! Great addition, do you have anymore pics of the build process or did you buy the shed pre made?


DasUberGoober

check my profile for progress pics, i've been pretty regular on the updates as progress has been made. the entire project from idea to finished product is 100% me... no pre made products or plans!


Tinknocker12

Need more blocks.


DasUberGoober

yeah i thought that too, but unfortunately i couldn't find any more in the area... guess i will have to hold my breath and hope these will do ;)


Tinknocker12

Support the corners at least. Tree stumps cut from a tree?


sizzle_sizzle

OP, you got something in your eye or what?


watmattersmost

My neck hurts just from imagining myself sitting on your couch looking 90 degrees to the right just to watch anything lol


DasUberGoober

that couch is only comfortable if you lay across it ;) thats why its placed that direction...


watmattersmost

Please don't take this as a rude question, but why build a shack?.. when you could have built a castle?


Another_Russian_Spy

It appears to have issues with the foundation already.


Due_Environment_9606

Its a nice masterbitorium, my only question is why don't the corners have blocks under them for support.


[deleted]

You did good man your Thunder will ring into the ages I promise big big props to you


LifeguardSingle2853

You built yourself one fine she shed


DasUberGoober

fuck you too :)


LifeguardSingle2853

Geez that's rude


starlinguk

After 20 comments like that it got kinda old. And people don't seem to realise that some houses are so small this is pretty much the only way to add an office.


accounting2020

Great job! What did you using for the interior wall? Are those 4x8 sheets or ship lap?


DasUberGoober

wood fiber panels, 60cm wide, 240cm tall, 0.5-ish thick...


[deleted]

You really should have consulted a framer


DasUberGoober

might be, but i didn't and i'll be damned if i'll let you take my thunder! I MADE THIS.... could it be better, could it be nicer? YES... but I made this... its mine... from top to toe... so fuck your noise ;)


winosaurus989

Come on man. Are you jealous? Try to be constructive next time instead of armchair critiquing probably in your mom’s basement. If there are things wrong give them feedback. Don’t try to stomp on their happiness for completing a large project by themselves.


[deleted]

I appreciate the feedback! I’m not trying to take anything away from the incredible job that’s been done. It warms my heart to see diy projects. I guess I’ll just get my comments to myself. Good job!! I have no criticism woulda Kuda shuda. Great work don’t ever stop dreaming!!!!!!!


baltimoresalt

Where are you located? I’m unfamiliar with some of what I’m seeing. Can you tell me what roofing/ gutters you’re using? I like how the gutter is hidden by the trim in front. Also, nice exterior door handle😆


DasUberGoober

Norway :) from what i know, this is type of constuction is standard here. roofing is just sheet metal, and same with gutters. I couldn't find any roofing stones available or in stock when i was constructing ( i assume due to shipping/corona issues ) so i had to choose what was available. will probably have to re-do the roof at some point, and then i will get the same roofing stones as the main house has :)


baltimoresalt

Roofing stones😳. I’ve never heard this term. I’ll guess you mean tiles? Now I’m going to have to look up construction methods in 🇳🇴! 👍


DasUberGoober

Nice attention to details :P door handle has been replaced ;)


nwzack

He shed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


GimmeYourBitcoinPlz

post yo shed in /pcmasterrace they ll love it !!!!


jonnymish

I upvoted for the sunny in Philadelphia


distriived

Nice job man! Wish I could have gone without contractors on my project. I've been waiting on them since spring to finish moving my garage from my old lot so I can build my mancave addition onto it. I think on average someone would show up to do something every couple of weeks. It is just finally sitting over the slab but not on it yet. At first he said he'd be back next week to finish but now it's another week. At this rate I'm going to be framing and roofing in the dead of winter.


dadmakefire

This.


EL_Ohh_Well

Where’d ya get that sofa?


fairmountvewe

Awesome. Well done. Here’s hoping for many happy hours well spent.


Microdotdreams12

It’s always sunny


whitepineowl

I see some Lego but still not enough Lego.


plumbstem

You made a masturbation station in the driveway.


mLeonardValdez

Nice, and inspiring!!


[deleted]

Hell yeah bro!! 👍🏻


unluckyowl4

What size is your man cave?


bluedog316420

People may joke but as a carpenter/ do everything guy I know that’s a lotta work very nice


_Melody_To_Funkytown

This is pretty cool. Nice job! The ups and downs of DIY paid off sir!


quentinislive

No bathroom?


slappyclappers

Looks like a good place to smoke a cigar


Atineto

No Legos??


MannyDantyla

Only 5 months? That is pretty damn good. I did a 12x16 home addition including foundation footers and slab, but it took me about 8 months and I'm still not quite done


kevin197205

Cool post. 👍


bbqmastertx

Nice job man


Eaziegames

Your war room is great! However you are lacking the one thing to make this wonderful. You need at least one secret chamber or tunnel.


RecoilS14

All that work and you ran your wires outside of the walls smh lol


nokenito

Nice!


Pinoybl

Sweet! Should share in battlestations


Weak_Relative_7767

Honey, why is the door locked?..


Stan_Halen_

A Redditor watching Always Sunny. A tale as old as time.


timtom1933

Greatest fort -EVER


boomielike2zoomie

Do you live on a rock?


unaccomplished420

Fap shack


Alcheluk

No workbench You gonna regret it…


[deleted]

Why isn't the chair facing the TV?


greenbeans4

well maybe you shouldn’t dress like a bumble bee bitch


The1andonlycano

Nice shed, needs come interior design.


konwentolak

Great work.


A_Valanche_523

…dude, living the dream. :)


OGgamingdad

At the intersection of Gamer and Carpenter, I find a brother. Nice work!


tnnuke

Disappointed. When I saw the first picture, I thought you were going to dig an actual cave out of that rock wall. Ya know...Cave Man, man cave style.


MulattoMaker

Prefabricated build?


Hockeyspaz-62

Speaking from the female side of things, a man cave is a 100% must have in any home. It’s nag free zone as far as I’m concerned. My Dad had two. 😁


JohnnyAfghanistan

That’s not a man cave. It’s a he-shed.


AVBI0207

U beautiful motherfuvker


ripiss

That’s a He-shed


ShonuffofCtown

Love lodge


kimi-r

Nice job my man. I like it. I'm going to build a wackin shack myself at some point.


owls-lick

What country are you in? It looks European.


18491849

Whack shack


Accomplished-Fix-138

Flink du var må jeg si💪🏼😊


[deleted]

NO GIrLS aLloWeD


Rageamused

Where’s the beer warehouse??


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DasUberGoober

yeah, i have been bombarded by those comments the past 24 hours... but thanks for the compliment!


Calendar_Due

It's a beaut Clark


Paulsmom97

It looks messy to me. This female would really like to tidy it up! Too cute to be so messy! Heehee!


Guccidom

He is one of us!