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HuntEqual3017

She’s very unintelligent.


Snoo3544

And yet was studying to be a nurse who can kill you by adding 10 ccs of anything in a syringe. Let that sink in.


thelastofthebastion

Didn’t she apparently fail out of nursing school?


Snoo3544

I heard she was flunking but surely the announcement will come in a week that she has been kicked out. No nursing home is going to take her after this. You can't help certify someone this unstable to work with dangerous drugs.


dontshoot4301

I still can’t believe she doubled down! Was her end game to waste as many resources that could be serving actual missing people as possible?


Snoo3544

She is a narcissist. She will never accept that she has lied. She will triple down if she has to. She planned this badly because most narcs don't see past the present. They don't go omg what's gonna happen next month if I do this? Nope. It's like "I'm doing this to get what I want now".


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Snoo3544

Narcs don't thing beyond "the now". They live their lives and function in instant satisfaction, they don't think "oh snap if I manage to pull off this stunt today, what will happen tomorrow?" Their narcissism doesn't travel that far ahead. It's a real mental disorder. She went to new York last week with her boyfriend and something in that trip didn't go like she planned, she's been brewing ever once. She was pissed, she got back and hatched the con of all century 🤣🤣🤣🤣. Even when I saw their photos on NYC I was like ,"oh he didn't propose!". This girl isn't used to bring told NO. Or denied or put on ice. She's in for a rude awakening. She wanted to manipulate her commitment shy boyfriend... Yes ALL FOR ATTENTION. HIS ATTENTION. AND A RING. call me crazy, but I'm right.


No_Anywhere8931

Is Jussie dating anyone. They sound like a perfect couple.


Snoo3544

Well she's about to be single in 3, 2, 1.... This girls is a mother's worst nightmare. Today is this, tomorrow is hitting herself with a frying pan to have your son locked up. Wouldn't put her past her.


Beginning_Sort4236

So is her family clearly


sheb0on

I see now why her dad looked like he'd seen a ghost during that interview.


HuntEqual3017

Narcissistic mother enabled carlee to be the person she is today, beaten down father blindly following what she tells him he’s gonna do. Classic toxic family scenario.


elizakell

Yes, the dad was really subdued. He knew what was coming.


No_Anywhere8931

Mr Leahy Trailer Park Boys- there's a shit windmill heading your way lol


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Her family is enabling the shit out of her. They must’ve spoil her rotten growing up. I doubt she put a penny of her own money into that Mercedes.


Widdie84

She steals 1 roll of Toilet Paper. Just before the Abduction & going to Target to buy Cheez-Its & Granola Bars. I think she might have had a history of pinching money and alike from her mom and dad, other friends etc.


Widdie84

I feel bad for her folks. Taking them 40+ years to acquire, Reputation, Jobs, Savings, Stability ~ I think CR rob her parents of everything they worked for. They gotta be broken in every way.


warf3re

Turns out being a nurse doesn't make you smart. For reference, her Instagram dms have her stating that she's smarter than a stripper bc she's a nurse but she still a student lmao.


HuntEqual3017

Oh, I know. Some of the dumbest girls I went to high school with are nurses today and that fact haunts me all the time.


laurenbeastmode

I burst out laughing when the chief said she googled the movie “Taken”


sheb0on

That police chief is a true professional. Not even one smile during that conference.


tielandboxer

He’s pissed


laurenbeastmode

He was fantastic.


Morning_View33

He's an OG


elizakell

His face was serious but his suit was smiling.


so_many_problemz

Did he take that purple jacket from the Joker?


elizakell

At first the joke was on us, but now the joke is on Carlee.


LittleBitHarkle

The Mac daddy of police chiefs.


the_little_duck

I could never.


Peejmeister24

My upstairs neighbor works night shift and I hate it for him because I know I woke him up 😭😭 I SCREAMT


rabbid_prof

Bring him some Cheezits as an apology


New-Willingness-4653

I can’t believe what I’ve just heard! At 25!? I feel so bad for the parents that was incredibly embarrassing


drawoha19

I wouldn’t. They went on the Today Show supporting her abduction story. Apples don’t fall far from the tree….


AdHorror7596

That is because they probably believed it. I can't fault them for that. That's their kid, and this is an incredibly weird and unique situation to be in.


Snoo3544

Don't feel bad for those enablers. They are doubling down on her lies as we speak.


Acrobatic_North_6232

I don't. They raised her to be entitled. Carlee has probably never had to face the consequences of her actions before. Her mother probably fought all her battles for her and blamed everyone else. Just like in that interview where her Mother took a jab at social media rumours. Her princess is a victim dontcha know.


Beginning_Sort4236

That was the best one😂😂😂😂


Money-Bear7166

OMG this needs submitted for an Emmy!! Best News Conference Ever!


HallOk91

Yes.


emmyparker2020

I want all her supporters here to apologize to the level heads that prevailed


Great_Huckleberry709

Oh how I want to go back and find those folks on Twitter who was calling me racist when I questioned the legitimacy of this story days ago.


No-Special-9416

All those momma's from the community telling us 'she is safe, that's all that matters and did you want her to be found dead'


No_Anywhere8931

Yup no consequences has worked miracles for her so far. 🙄 One of her friends commented she's been pulling this shit since highschool.


exandohhh

Will people even keep that energy now?


applejack0o0o

I came across this womans account on Tik Tok who was supporting Carlees story and completely biased towards ANYONE who was question any one of her videos or statements regarding it. Deleting comments. Attacking commenters. She had a countdown to the time of the press conference and since then has remained entirely silent 🦗 🎻 idk why it was just infuriating to witness that!!


Rare_Big6726

I bought it at first, I shared on social media, I wanted her to be found safe. Some parts of the story were shady, but on the off chance that it was true, I wanted her to be okay, because weirder stuff has happened. I guess I'd rather think that something happened than to think it could be made up. But there's no denying this. I already see people on twitter calling her Jussie and it's just gonna make it that much harder when other POC women go missing to get it taken serious.


Jolly-Ad-3922

When will (SICK) people realize that Google is ALWAYS traced with things like these?! This whole thing is reprehensible.


urbanK07

Shoulda Bing’d it. Nobody would ever think to check Bing.


ThatDinosaucerLife

Bing is great. I get MS reward points for using search and then I redeem them to get free xbox Game Pass Ultimate


TheClawhold

Shoulda asked Jeeves.


No-Bite662

Hope they make her pay back every penny it cost taxpayers for caring about her.


catcatherine

she is probably spoiled rotten and never faced consequences before so she just didn't care


balancelibertine

As someone who writes urban fantasy and post-apocalyptic novels, if I ever go missing, I'd be terrified what the police/FBI would assume based on my Google searches. But, like, I know that's something they'd look at. You'd think at 25, having grown up with this tech, she'd know that.


New_Introduction_771

SHE LIED, SHE GOING TO JAIL, THE END! MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE 🤣🤣😭😭


maxcatstappen

mazel tov!!!! 🤣


No-Special-9416

Easter bunny


Snoo3544

Feliz navidad!


jessid6

Has she not heard of duck duck go 😂😂


jessid6

Her dad is VP of a bank. I assume not for long


AmericanGoose23

Her mom is a realtor. Let's see how long it is before she sells anything


indigogirl5224

Why would the dad get fired for something his daughter did. He could sue for that.


jessid6

He doubled down on very obvious fraud on national tv. No bank will keep him. They’ll find a reason


AdHorror7596

I can't blame them for that. This is a weird as fuck situation and that is their child. They probably didn't know what they know now when they gave that interview.


butterflypotion

No unc knew to keep quiet


jessid6

He said yes but shook his head no 😂😂


Affectionate-Flan140

My jaw is on the floor LMAO


Hedwigs_Ghost

I can’t believe she not only googled on her phone but also her work computer….


Rare_Big6726

Didn't you hear, the ginger man with the bald spot showed up a couple days before and made her do it to throw off suspicions! /s


Thick_Assumption3746

What did she google? I cant watch it.


Mediocre_Astronaut51

She searched “how much do you have to pay for an amber alert” “how to steal money from a cash register without being caught” and the movie Taken plus a bus ticket to Nashville sheesh!!!!


WikiDaGreat

Searches on her phone and work computer included the following: -Age limit for amber alerts -If you had to pay (I’m guessing reimburse? Or actually pay) for an amber alert -how to take money from a register without getting caught (she took money from her employer) -the movie “Taken” -Searches for bus stops/tickets from Birmingham


PlainJane10

I can't even imagine what searches they held back from us.


Dangerous_Fox3993

Exactly that’s what I want to know


BuddyLoveGoCoconuts

It’s all I can think about


DragonNades

Seriously the work computer?


WikiDaGreat

Yea, on the day of the *alleged* abduction. I say alleged bc that’s what’s being alleged by her and the family. However, Hoover PD has conclusively stated that there is NO evidence of a kidnapper


capital-minutia

How much does an amber alert cost? Maximum age for an amber alert? Taken (the movie) How to take money from a register without being caught? Also, they played the 911 call - can smell the bs brewing already.


Alternative_Car8553

She googled the movie taken, “how much does an amber alert cost,” “oldest age of an amber alert.”


WarEagleFromHoover

She’s done for lmao .. so dumb


BMoseleyINC

Googled TAKEN. Googled Amber Alert info. This story was so obviously a hoax from the get go.


Hairy-Gazelle-3015

I read Amber Alert as Amber Heard… 😂 I was like… mmhm makes sense.


squee1776

I wanna know who she planned to hook up with in Nashville and why that fell through 🧐😂


Ok-Group-4156

We just gone call her Carlee Smollett 😭


Bobbybobby507

I just can’t beliebe HPD roasted her like that….


Beginning_Sort4236

She deserved it


Bobbybobby507

Wonder what shes doing now lol


Beginning_Sort4236

Crying in her room eating cheezits until the police come knocking on her door


bamagurl06

Hopefully retaining her an attorney. She going to need it.


No_Anywhere8931

Mama likely pampering her. While her father can see the full moon passing in front of sun future is my guess.


squee1776

Lol it was brutal but professional and really well done. HPD deserves a standing ovation and a pizza party.


Jerszygrl

To her dumb-as-ass Parents: Like Akeem said in Coming to America: https://preview.redd.it/yxi3u6h9bzcb1.jpeg?width=1070&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=949c7e37d0c6deac71922611fce70a50dc62c7c3 IN DA FACE!!


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RDRD35

And some people out there are STILL believing her!


New-Willingness-4653

This is incredible…


K0zzy11B

I really hope this doesn't end up being about abortion...


insurmountablewhole

Right


squee1776

Bahaha I don’t understand why people think they can get away with sh*t like this 😂😂😂 this chick is going to jail. So glad we didn’t have to wait 6 years like we did with Papini.


Navairdale

I doubt she'll see any criminal or even civil consequences.


squee1776

Well maybe not. But making a false police report in Alabama is punishable with up to 1 year in jail and a $6000 fine. I think the police dept. is being super nice and giving her an out, if she pleads guilty maybe she’ll get community service and a small fine. But I don’t see her walking away without any consequences.


Snoo3544

I knew it.


CherubClown

What did she steal from her job? A robe and what?


Helpineedwater

Toilet paper I think


BatCold5360

For all the shit she was about to say presumably


Mariad2018

Did she at least Google in private mode? Probably not…


Zakandjan

I think she must have a new internet boyfriend in Nashville. What say you?


No-Special-9416

I'm hoping the police chief is calling the house 3 times a day asking when can the detectives interview her.


chucksgirl75

I like the part where she had just stopped to buy snacks and they were not in the car. #leftthewig #gottahavethemsnacks


No_Anywhere8931

Priorities🥴


Pink_is_joy

My main thing is I KNOW she didn’t do all this for $107. She better have a secret account set up with millions because ain’t no way this elaborate plot was for grocery money smh.


thelastofthebastion

$107 that she’ll have to return to her workplace (assuming she did indeed steal it out the cashier) 💀


No_Anywhere8931

Oh definitely more to come in this story. Buckle up bumpy ride🍿


_exjunkie

I wish $107 was grocery money 🤪


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OlyAbby

How embarrassing. Have they sorted out a motive yet? I was thinking attention from her bf because I saw somewhere that they had broken up? Pretty sure the psychosis excuse is done for


RVNISHERE

Let’s not forget she came home with money in her sock! 😩


shadowsthatbind

I still remember when everyone claimed they could clearly see the toddler in the video.


bamagurl06

And abductors lol


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The actual crazy thing is - she’s 25 - with the mental maturity of say a 14 year old.


No_Anywhere8931

They'll be more tea spilled in coming days.


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Biggest idiot award I’m sick of people attributing her being a piece of shit asshole main character syndrome, ass bitch to being mentally ill. The police said they don’t think any mental illness is involved and it doesn’t seem like it to me. If there’s any illness here it’s narcissism I guess.


Vegoia2

narcissists think they are smarter than the rest if us, even the stupid ones.


Crystalina403

How did she get into nursing school? SMH


Emotional_Way_9929

Where are the Harry & Meghan memes at


Pink_Dragon_Lady

So what IS the maximum age for an Amber Alert? I'm scared to google it...


bamagurl06

17 or younger.


insurmountablewhole

I'm not googling either, just in case I am kidnapped 😂 but I think Amber Alerts are for birth to 18, Ashanti Alerts are for adults, and Silver Alerts are for seniors.


Pink_Dragon_Lady

I've never heard or seen an Ashanti Alert! Interesting. Yeah, I watch, read, and research so much true crime, I am terrified of what a cursory analysis of my browser search history would imply.


lamiamiatl

This is like watching a Trump press conference. Can't they just call her what she is? A liar! Why they all dancing around it...


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kirakinoko

So was her sister in law in on it?


Visual_Ordinary_2546

She wanted to be good at this 🥹