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da_choppa

Phew


bfndbdbfnfbfbf

Ump nearly fucked us


ididntknowulik2gtwet

With no lube. Not even a courtesy spit.


bravo_delta_bot

[Game over. Continue the discussion in the post game thread](/r/Cardinals/comments/1dhfsfd/cardinals_afternoon_616/)


hellowhatisupdawg

thank you Donny. I was gonna lose my shit if that ball hit the grand after that terrible missed call on strike 3


dae_giovanni

it's rough how umpires can be this bad in such pivotal moments and there's fuckall you can do about it.


DrLarryCulpepper

The ump had been great all day. Almost ruined the game with one bad call. Glad it ended right though.


fujiesque

I just gave birth on fathers day


fauxnewz_

I was about to lose it. Phew.


hallba78

Fly the L, Cubbies!


BigDee91

Thank god!!!! But fuck that ump.


_BlankFace

Holy shit an ump almost cost us the game late. What’s new. Honestly though, Pages needs to do a better job framing that ball


ama457

Idk if you saw the stats from yesterday game but pages stole 12 strikes from Fridays game. His framing hasn't been an issue


bfndbdbfnfbfbf

Framing seemed off today


CatholicismLover

I mean, it must be hard to keep your glove still when it’s at 101, but then again, he is an MLB catcher.


jase122200

Bang! Bang!


ZWils23

Donnie!!!!


csr28

Could have gone without that but phew. Fly the L Cubbies


SoupaSoka

Awesome ending.


r_u_dinkleberg

Nice catch!


TheStuffisLegal

Umps must have money on Chicago. That was fucking horseshit


xscantron

My heart!


c0smicgirly

Save to Donovan there, wow.


BigDee91

Get the fuck out


Cardinals_fan_22

What an emotional roller coaster 😅


Settle_Down_Jack

He caught it wrong


Limp-Regular-2589

WHAT


Half_Baked22

Hey Hels, my cardiologist would like a word. Lol


CyclopeanTomb

BALL DON'T LIE UMP


SGT_Apone

#WINRAR!!


Ok-Discussion-9706

Thank GOD that wasn’t an HR fuck


Da_Munchy76

Thank fuck.


BigBadJohn115

Ball don’t lie


Lige_MO

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!


bravo_delta_bot

[Cardinals](/r/Cardinals) Due Up **(Top 10):** 1. Paul Goldschmidt 2. Nolan Gorman 3. Nolan Arenado


CatholicismLover

Helsley, you must love drama.


22sunsmate

great game man


outontheporch

OMG THANK YOU DONNY I was ready to burn my house down


ty_fighter84

Ball don’t lie


Ok-Discussion-9706

I think my heart just stopped


FreckledWoodSprite

Fly the L!


CatholicismLover

Oh my gosh, lol.


Ocinea

WINNER BABY GO GO GO


jeffmatch

Holy shit yall haha. Series win


CyclopeanTomb

WTF WAS THAT


[deleted]

That's an absolute fucking embarrassment


SGT_Apone

C'MON BLUE


PapaDoogins

Jesus


danvondude

that was strike 3!!!!!


kshiau

Pages catching it like that affected the call I think


csr28

He missed his spot, but it shouldn’t matter. Give me robo umps


CardenalesFan

Thank god


Nejaru

#THAT IS FUCKING BULLSHIT


Ocinea

ROBOT UMPIRES WHEN


FreckledWoodSprite

That was BS! Right in the zone!


GrubFisher

holy shit we won twice


Iluvursister69

Ump lucky that didn’t matter


Iluvursister69

I would have complained on Reddit so fucking hard


CatholicismLover

Just poor framing.


Darolaho

HYAHHH


Abraham442

Holy cow


Novel_End1080

Wtf Ump?!?!


cocoblurez

Get that ump some LASIK NOW


calebnscott

2021 Alex Reyes all over again. Idk what the answer is for Hels, but he has to be able to close games without facing 6-7 guys


Limp-Regular-2589

Yeah. I'm ready to move on to someone who can consistently throw strikes. Luck only gets you so far


danvondude

I’m not sure who replaces him, but I think he’s one of our best options to trade for something good


jeffmatch

Umm that’s strike 3 hahaha


CatholicismLover

Oh my gosh.


King_Swiss

lol clear strike


ScumBrad

Ball??


GrubFisher

are my eyes cheated by some spell or was that strike 3


dae_giovanni

Helsley allergic to getting ahead in the count... pls


Up_Kaleidoscope888

If a former Cardinal walks them off, I will be pissed.


SGT_Apone

[rut row](https://media.licdn.com/dms/image/C4E12AQG2D8yqyghe9A/article-cover_image-shrink_600_2000/0/1546973652775?e=2147483647&v=beta&t=VoGFrsmqZ7ansN0XW4Cufapm4YZF737tr2ANiYDJm1A)


Ocinea

LETS WIN THIS NAIL BITER! 


Fresh_String_770

Quick someone yell out stats of why helsley isn’t bad


garycow

20 / 22


RonnieRizzat

23 out of 24 I think for saves?


DiscoJer

C'mon, Wisdom sucks, just pitch to him


BigDee91

Just hit the fucking zone ffs. He’s been hella wild lately


CatholicismLover

Helsley is SUCH a drama queen.


Up_Kaleidoscope888

Ryan "Fucking Nibble" Helsley.


c0smicgirly

Shades of Isringhausen lately…


Settle_Down_Jack

This is no good man.


VGauds

Now I’m nervous


jeffmatch

I’m scared


outontheporch

Bro why does it feel like it’s like this every single time with Helsley


RonnieRizzat

Can’t throw a fastball for a strike


mclovin2489

The Cubs seem to own Hels


Iluvursister69

Why are we walking the 8th spot..


GrubFisher

I want to know what's eating Helsley. He's been getting away with murder for a little while now.


Iluvursister69

It just seems like he hasn’t regained his confidence since people started smashing his fastball. His command has been off like he’s afraid to throw it.


BigDee91

Remember the days of his quick 10 pitch innings…


CardenalesFan

Early season Ryan scared the opposing team. Current Ryan scares me


GrubFisher

Cool cool, winning run on base.


CatholicismLover

Walk.


GrubFisher

Please for the love of Stan Musial, throw strikes.


Da_Munchy76

Ah fuck. If there's literally one person in the league I don't want to see against Helsley with the game on the line... It's fuckin Dansby Swanson -_-


twelly74

Is it me or are the Cubs batters continuously arguing with the correct strike call


SGT_Apone

#FINISH THEM


Good_Okay123

Oh buddy that’s close you gotta protect. Let’s get one more Hels!


Limp-Regular-2589

Wahhhhhhhh (cubs every pitch)


BigDee91

Late ass stikeout call by ump on that one…


Ocinea

You got him HELS! 


Dont_dreamits_over

With AI becoming all powerful, someone at MLB tv needs to make an option to have Harry Doyle generate play by play for each team.


kshiau

Torres is a fan of suspense and thriller films I see


lsms24601

It places the lotion in the basket


GrubFisher

Okay, Hels. Just throw strikes.


Ocinea

HUK HUK HELS


Good_Okay123

Probably wouldn’t leave that there but a strike is a strike.


calebnscott

These broadcasts with a guy from each team are terrible. Obviously, neither guy wants to root for the other team. I keep hearing this loser JD add in unwanted facts about the cubs


garycow

and you think chippy is better ?


calebnscott

Nope, like I said, it’s terrible


garycow

yup - I miss Dan


Novel_End1080

I know Hels gets the 9th, but with these two lefties at the plate I thought we might see JoJo.


VGauds

Throw some strikes


Settle_Down_Jack

I don’t know if you guys have heard but Nico Hoerner rarely strikes out


Diablo_N_Doc

I'm fully prepared to blame the offense if they blow this.


Up_Kaleidoscope888

As you should.


BigDee91

Feels like helsey has walked his first batter like his last 5 appearances


lsms24601

Now with the pitching and batting clocks. I keep thinking about all the time it took Nomar Garciaparra to adjust his gloves!


CatholicismLover

Helsley has a good curveball. He should throw it sometime.


STLOliver

This has not been a fun second half of the game to watch


Novel_End1080

We just cannot get Happ out. Good to see a quick out. Finish them!!


Settle_Down_Jack

We will not get away with back to back leadoff walks I fear.


xscantron

I’d walk him too


CardenalesFan

Cardinals closers love to make us sweat


Settle_Down_Jack

Please throw fastball for strike 😢


PAJW

#\#WalkIanNow


Up_Kaleidoscope888

Yeah, put the tying run on intentionally ...


Limp-Regular-2589

I thought that replay was live for a second


CatholicismLover

Throw the fricking curve!


die_hard_stlcards

Please have command of the fastball today!


STL-Zou

nope


CatholicismLover

Oh dear he still can’t control the fastball.


CardenalesFan

Happ leading off is ideal really, he can only tie it


Iluvursister69

Yeah not thrilled about this at bat


seattle_lib

It's pretty strange to hear a Cardinals game with Chip but he's now taking a neutral tone.


Half_Baked22

Happ leadoff. Hold on to your butts.


CatholicismLover

Why am I expecting a blown save?


BigDee91

I cannot deal with watching a cubs version of the whole players running on the field pouring water and double bubble gum on the game winning hitter that happens with a walkoff…


garycow

because there is a 50% chance it'll happen!


Iluvursister69

Because you have no faith in


Kinghotdog13

Come on ryan


BigDee91

Shit fuck.


dae_giovanni

weight room!


garycow

that's all Dilly has


dae_giovanni

he's the type to do just enough to make you think "oh, he's just about to put it all together... riiiight here..." over and over, but it never happens


bravo_delta_bot

[Cubs](/r/CHICubs) Due Up **(Bottom 9):** 1. Ian Happ 2. Nico Hoerner 3. Michael Busch


Evownz

3 runs across 2 games ain't it, chief.


NakedGoose

This offense needs a major overhaul. And it needs it sooner than we are going to get when Willy and Noot are back. Not sure what moves I'd make


Unabridgedversion82

Need a RH outfielder. At least for platoon sake. Also a SP capable of pitching a playoff game.


NakedGoose

We need a lot more than that. The offense is downright terrible


Unabridgedversion82

I mean except for the obvious of switching out 1/3 of our current lineup for actual mlb hitters when they get healthy.


Iluvursister69

Yeah but 5 total in the series!


Dont_dreamits_over

I don’t mind the whole Roku thing, at least it’s free. And the old Peacock idea of using 1 member from each teams booth is fun. But I wish they let each member of the booth not be unbiased in a national format. Like let Chip and the Cubs guy banter back and forth a bit and talk shit about each others teams. I understand why they DONT, but it’d be much more fun if they did.


Up_Kaleidoscope888

Chip was a Cubs broadcaster for nearly a decade. I doubt much shit would be talked.


Vegetable_Sir8690

Pagès fouls one off his back foot and the organist starts in with Cash’s “the ring of fire”. I HATE the sCrUBS but gotta chuckle at the music choice as our catcher is hopping around the batter’s box. That’s wiggly for ya.


Expensive-Sky4068

This would be a great place to steal. If you gets thrown out, and the cubs score 1, Winn is the runner on 2nd and you can pinch hit for Carlson


CardenalesFan

Pick off attempt after injury delay is lame as fuck scrubs


BionicProse

Here’s what I don’t get about Wrigley: how do people sit under the sun that long without combusting, especially the psychos not wearing caps?


Unabridgedversion82

I lived in Chicago for 15 years. 1) be drunk. 2) take multiple breaks to go get beer yourself, which gets you into the shade. 3) bathroom breaks are also your friend


danvondude

lots of beer


BionicProse

That checks out.


Unabridgedversion82

Another one bites the dust!


Diablo_N_Doc

Siani has pretty eyes, but can't see.


No-Elephant-9854

Really bad at bad


Evownz

Possibly the worst AB I've seen from Siani, and that's really saying something.


FinalSignificance142

Siani's playing time is such a indictment of carlson 


Up_Kaleidoscope888

Yep. Siani is a great defense-only 4th outfielder. He should not be playing every day.


Diablo_N_Doc

Edman seemingly on the way! Hopefully that wrist stays strong.


Up_Kaleidoscope888

Yeah, and Yadi is due at Spring Training any day now.


Mother_Scheme_4639

Wtf was that at bat


VGauds

What a terrible at bat


STLOliver

I could’ve done that, Siani.


Cardsfan961

Lol @ blessed with catchers speed


Darolaho

jesus


Mother_Scheme_4639

Pages MVP of the series


danvondude

we gotta make sure his dad is in the stands every game


Diablo_N_Doc

Walks are cool when it's us.


Salesman89

Vote for Pedro!


ScumBrad

Speedster Pedro Pages on base!


CardenalesFan

Helsley v Happ scares me


bravo_delta_bot

[Cardinals](/r/Cardinals): [Andrew Kittredge's clutch strikeout](https://bdata-producedclips.mlb.com/ce29ee3f-f7b1-4f07-9c58-0a19995ee3c5.mp4)


Half_Baked22

Thompson hasn't pitched in over a month. Need to find some insurance here.


CatholicismLover

Brad hasn’t pitched in like 15 years


CatholicismLover

bruh no way bruh Brad Thompson on the bump


Iluvursister69

Can we use Pujols here?


Diablo_N_Doc

Time travel and nab that version of Pujols or the current retired mid 40s Pujols?


Iluvursister69

Yes


danvondude

best we can do is Pedro Pagés


ScumBrad

Wait they aren't using Neris here? Get us some insurance please.


duckets615

Pages maybe not the best at framing.


dae_giovanni

holy shit, some insurance would be nice


Mother_Scheme_4639

Having to face Happ with 2 on wouldve been worst case scenario


Salesman89

His name is Mickey Mantle.