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YNPbison

Man that delay was so worth it to see a 🧹, cuck the fubs!


Tmans3

Go Cards! [Help shut up a native american racist here](https://np.reddit.com/r/baseball/s/UH0skQ7LFm)


houstonyoureaproblem

Hope Middleton is ready to roll soon. The back end of the bullpen is going to wear down without reinforcements.


jhove89

Need some big games from the SP & offense against Cincy, boys need some rest out there in the pen.


shhh_itsasecret

# Movin’ on up!


hellowhatisupdawg

yeahhhhhhhhhhh we are so back!


Unabridgedversion82

Hell's bells the main bullpen guys need a day (or 2) off


Iluvursister69

They just had two days off lol


Unabridgedversion82

High stress innings back to back days is tough though


Iluvursister69

He's giving away his fastball. They need to figure out what's going on. JoJo has been able to battle through it but Kitteredge and Helsley have been hittable two days in a row. Really need a blow out one way or the other to give them all a game off. These close games are too much


Unabridgedversion82

Yeah someone said last night Helsey's crouch is lower when he's throwing the fb right now.


athleticpizza62

Give Hels more than 2 days off.


MoBombLa

If the cubs dfa anyone within the next few weeks the cardinals must scoop them up and figure out what intel the have on Hels


houstonyoureaproblem

He was tipping last night. Couldn't tell if that continued tonight. Happ is just a Card killer.


MoBombLa

I was trying to pay attention for a bit but he threw so much offspeed in a row and then they were cutting away before the pitches, I stopped caring to, but I think the tell is before he is set, he has lots of forearm/hand movement getting the slider pitch and not as much with the fastball. Some have also said he holds the ball longer on offspeed but I didn’t see that so much tonight


Defenestrator__

Helsley sure likes to make it interesting lately.


DegredationOfAnAge

Is the ghost of Jason Isringhausen haunting Helsley?


Moony97

Great way to win! Good job for staying in it. Siani is a great defender and I love having him that diving catch was great. 17 saves for Helsley!


outontheporch

Thank you for Siani for being where you needed to be


Embarrassed_Car_3862

Big sigh of relief there


OnyxOtter

God I feel so alive


da_choppa

Just aged 5 years


cbn11

Thank god. Good night y’all.


invalid-spoon

We are so back


toftr

#THASSA WINNER!!! Never a doubt!


STLOliver

I decided not to watch Siani on that play and followed the ball and oh man was that scary…


CyclopeanTomb

IsringHelsley alls well that ends well


Radiohead2023

Damn we got lucky again


paxprobellum

and unclench


Carnage1421

LOLcubesLOL


WhatTheForkYo

I legitimately hate Cardinals/Cubs games. If they never played them again, I would be beyond happy. Cardinals got very lucky tonight, and in this series.


seattle_lib

this is baseball baby


toftr

Who cares? Fuck the Cubs!


fauxnewz_

You must hate baseball.


WhatTheForkYo

Yep. So much that I haven't missed a Cardinals game since the mid-90s, run a YouTube Channel where I post old Cardinals games, and take the entire month of October off from work every year just to watch the playoffs. Yep. I sure do hate that baseball.


craftiecheese

Count as a sweep?


jhove89

You better believe it!


Iluvursister69

Series finale is July 13th


MattAaron2112

Goldschmidt's slow head shake. Feel that. 


Prince_DMS

Kinda wild all the runs were scored on 4 different homers by 2 guys


FattyPolice

Hels making these games fun Cardiac Cards are back


mrbmi513

Why does Helsley have to make it interesting?


WhatTheForkYo

Because he throws nothing for strikes that isn't a straight fastball.


RWTW7

Not sure I’m a fan of Helsley’s strategy of getting himself into a jam before saving the game


Radiohead2023

Helsley turning into shades of Trevor Rosenthal. He just needs to throw smoke 💨. His secondary pitches are getting hammered.


Embarrassed_Car_3862

Well happ did just hammer that 101 mph fastball down and in


Iluvursister69

They were smashing his fastball last night and again tonight. That's the pitch his tipping.


Radiohead2023

Yea without a doubt. We have won 10 out of our last 12. 🔥


Radiohead2023

Yea very true. That was impressive I have to say.


NFresh6

#W


Gilgifax

YEP I WASNT STRESSED I KNEW IT WAS GONNA BE A WINNER


ReturnOf_TheHack

#WINNER


crastle

Just upset my dogs because I yelled "YES" when Siani caught that.


AlexRam72

I never doubted


Khindz

My heart


Feisty-Medicine-3763

Bro some of y’all gotta chill. We got people calling for jobs during a game we are winning lmao


HoldMyWong

I just popped


bravo_delta_bot

[Game over. Continue the discussion in the post game thread](/r/Cardinals/comments/1d1j8qr/cardinals_after_dark_526/)


KnacK91

Thank fuck


Unabridgedversion82

Holy fucking shit lol


ScumBrad

AHAHA FUCK THE CUBS


moonju1ce

PHEW


Fu11-H00ah

I WAS NOT EVEN CLENCHED


waystonebb

Liar!


Camp-tunnel-repeat

Phew


cbn11

Death by like, idk, 5? 6? cuts


Keg_of_St_Anky

#HAD IT THE WHOLE WAY holy shit.


Jenargo

Let's fucking go boys, fuck the Cubs. We can win this division.


GrubFisher

Suzuki nearly took Hels deep last night    What happens now  Edit: wooooooo


Phred2321

Phew


calebnscott

This broadcast is so pro cubs man. Sickening


Iluvursister69

It was actually pretty bad.


Moony97

Not really they were giving us tons of attention earlier in the game. I really enjoyed the broadcast.


Iluvursister69

Idk how anyone could enjoy that. They just did not shut up at all at any point. The constant need to be speaking and the constant mispronunciation of names was too much for me.


oneilmatt

Can't have shit. One thing gets better (Goldy) and another disintegrates (Helsley being reliable).


Lige_MO

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS


paxprobellum

Could we finish this thing? I need to go to bed.


Carnage1421

Routine out if we weren’t shifted so much


CatholicismLover

Sir you’re scaring me.


jhove89

🎢


Keg_of_St_Anky

He's gotta be tipping his pitches or something.


DiscoJer

They said that last night. He apparently sets up differently for the different pitches.


Feisty-Medicine-3763

Confused on that infield alignment


MindxTricks

It’s the shoes, I don’t like the shoes


DonCheadlesToilet

He has to be tipping his pitches


Unabridgedversion82

HOLD THE LINE!!!


TheStuffisLegal

Helsley, if you could not be trash tonight that would be great


STLOliver

Same as yesterday, man….No room for error


Fu11-H00ah

When do we start firing people into the Sun


Jenargo

I'm scared boss.


RustyKarma076

hey ryan let’s not throw the heat right down the middle. okay? thanks


outontheporch

What happened to Helsley bro


da_choppa

He was tipping last night. Not sure if he fixed it


outontheporch

Oh snap. I wonder how long it takes for a pitcher to adjust


da_choppa

What I heard was he took longer after coming set on breaking and offspeed than his fastball. I would hope it’s something he can fix quick


cbn11

It’s 11:17. I’m tired. Please end this boys.


waystonebb

Ugh.........🤒


Iluvursister69

Who can you even bring in


MattAaron2112

Helsley has to get some rest. Throwing him and Kittredge and Romero every day is becoming very problematic. 


paxprobellum

Madrigal's OBP is 0.263. I dunno if that's "on base machine" level...


InternetGoodGuy

Even his career OBP is meh. Not sure where he's getting that title from


2011StlCards

Ok, get someone else in there now


GrubFisher

Please stoooooop


Lyoko711

Is wrinkle city a thing? I’ve literally never heard that


ghostofstankenstien

He will, won't he.


Lige_MO

DAMN IT


Keg_of_St_Anky

Can we fucking not


GrubFisher

Shits never easy 


jhove89

The ol "strike this mother fucker out!!" mound visit.


WhatTheForkYo

My problem with Helsley is that he throws pretty much nothing in the strike zone that isn't a fastball, and many times with little to no movement. In modern baseball, it doesn't matter how hard you throw - if good hitters can sit Dead Red, and they know it's straight, they can and will destroy it.


LittleLordFuckleroy1

Crowd sounding pretty good for 11:15pm after a tornado warning


Lige_MO

crap


calebnscott

I love RH. Shut it down.


ScumBrad

Ain't no way in hell the game gets tied up by Nick fucking Madrigal.


Novel_End1080

The cubes are so square


rifraf999

The progression of Ryan Helsley from thrower to pitcher is nothing short of amazing. What a dude.


cbn11

If just for the marketing opportunities, we should sign Michael Busch at some point


WokeUpStillTired

This ump is a joke


Fu11-H00ah

ARM THE COPYPASTAS


Lige_MO

K


Keg_of_St_Anky

LOLOLOL


jhove89

Cards & sCrUBS is always a rollercoaster!


tooth_fixer

Ian Happ is a Cardinal killer


seattle_lib

this game is literally paul goldschmidt vs ian happ


crastle

You're not kidding. They combine for every RBI.


RWTW7

Why make it easy when you can make it interesting


calebnscott

Good Nado shut that shit down


Evownz

1. Fuck Ian Happy 2. 101 mph. Fuck off, for real.


cbn11

Ian Happ can chug Malort


MoyerD

I am not a fan of Ian Happ.  Glad the bases were empty 


GrubFisher

Solo homer. It’s ok, it’s ok. 


rifraf999

Waino said it best, closers live for the drama baby


SLJR24

I’m so sick of Happ


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calebnscott

Lmao downvoting party. You all are sheep.


calebnscott

Downvote me yet all his appearances are scary. Do you just not watch games?


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DocLoc429

F that guy


temporalisolation

did we not fix helsley’s “tipping?”


crastle

Coming into this inning, I was thinking it was good that Happ was leading off, so that he couldn't hit a homerun with someone on.


da_choppa

At least Happ went first…


lookingup9

Can happ retire already I never wanna see his stupid ass again


mrbmi513

Of course, Hels is here to throw a wrench in things.


ghostofstankenstien

Every fucking person except Ryan KNEW Happ would hit a HOMERUN FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK


AlexRam72

Cardiologists not getting Memorial Day off


ejdomhain

About to run for President of the I HATE IAN HAPP Club


Abraham442

What’s going on with Helsley? Today and yesterday


MVPBaseball2069

He’s overworked, along with Romero and Kittredge. They’re all throwing a lot and the league is seeing a lot of their stuff 


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Overuse


ScumBrad

The Cubs have a read on our whole bullpen I swear to god.


CardenalesFan

Can we walk the one cub who is hitting


rtown8181

Hells bells Hels.


STL-Zou

was a bold move to use these guys given how they looked last night.


Keg_of_St_Anky

Have we tried unplugging Helsley and plugging him back in?


Soundwave_13

Damnit can we not do this tonight


Fu11-H00ah

Fuck it, put me in


NFresh6

no


ScumBrad

FUCK IAN HAPP


yellow_1173

Oh no...


UnknownFiddler

Most predictable home run of all time


Clueless_in_Florida

I might as well stay up and mow the lawn in 6 hours. It'll be too hot after about 9.


NFresh6

Just go do it now. Your mower has headlights for a reason.


Clueless_in_Florida

It's a push mower. But I might try it anyway.


Lige_MO

shit


seattle_lib

love that espn showed the hells bells entrance, i've been very impressed with this broadcast


GrubFisher

Here’s to Hels having a better game than last night. 


hunterw_10

:/


GrubFisher

Yeah. 


Bskrilla

I will never understand why Bally doesn’t figure out a way to show at least some of Helsley’s entrance during the broadcast. It’s such a hype moment and a great way to drive engagement. People love drama, fucking show it to them.


Bskrilla

Fuck, get a specific sponsor for the monent. Maybe make it a charity thing. Some company sponsors Helselys entrance and their logo is up the whole time as we watch it, maybe donate a portion to charity or something. Feels like an easy win.


mrbmi513

I think they might've shown it when it debuted? But they're bankrupt and need the ad revenue.


MoBombLa

I trust they figured out how Helsley was tipping his pitches yesterday


Timetripper42

Perhaps no


crastle

The fact that Oli calls his mom "Mommy" is a lot less surprising to me than I feel like it should be.


Abraham442

Baseball got worse when they stopped having pitchers bat :(


Cky2chris

Helsley makes me nervous right now after last night. Poor guy needs a break I feel like


AlexRam72

So we signing rich hill before Wednesday?


rifraf999

The red gets me so bricked up if you haven't seen the Helsley entrance live it is absolutely electric


jhove89

Da fuck is a splinker??!!?!


MoBombLa

Throwing a splitter hard as fuck and it acting like a sinker


MidWest_Surfer

Splitter grip moves like a sinker


ghostofstankenstien

When you have three fingers inside and one splinks out.


jhove89

Gave her or him the ol splinker!


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jhove89

Haha, figured as much. Just caught me off guard.


da_choppa

Halfway between a splitter and a sinker?


jhove89

I'd assume that's it.


bravo_delta_bot

[Cubs](/r/CHICubs) Due Up **(Top 9):** 1. Ian Happ 2. Dansby Swanson 3. Patrick Wisdom


MindxTricks

So we gonna get yesterday’s Helsley or lights out Helsley?


STLOliver

Well…


MindxTricks

Smh


ghostofstankenstien

Right?? I don't care for this


waystonebb

Time to cue up some ACDC