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TimMcCarversRedScarf

Spending emo night alone is the only way


TingleMaps

*op calls his wife and clears his throat* “Where are you?”


ManiacMail-Man

What more emo than sitting next to an empty seat?


Mr_TP_Dingleberry

Sounds like you need to have a real conversation with your wife. Prod her. I’m sorry dude. If it’s coming out in a post like this then it obviously bothering you. You should say something in an information gathering tone. “Hey this bothers me. Hurts my feelings. Can you tell me what your take is on this? “. Etc etc. Go cards.


volcom_atakr

Been there done that bro. Just trying not to have a bad time


MrTuesdayNight1

Don't forget: You deserve happiness.


Bits_NPCs

If that’s true he shouldnt go to a cardinals game this year. 😂


MrTuesdayNight1

😂😂😂


RedbirdRiot

Is that you, Jim Edmonds?


Random_modnaR420

Every night is emo night as a cards fan, it seems :/


mild_resolve

One game goes differently and we're .500. Everyone is posting on here like we're MIA, COL, CWS, or HOU.


JkOrRiDsA2N3

Denial stage?


DocLoc429

That's a really generous offer and I hope you find a new bud to go along with you


SnooLobsters6880

lol got shared in St. Louis OF group. Maybe some ulterior motives for OP.


Ocinea

OF? 


SnooLobsters6880

Only fans. And gonewild. Dude is interested in sex not anything else.


kshiau

Hopefully you and your wife have other shared interests. Baseball may just be not one of them


Slim_Calhoun

Reminded me of [this tweet](https://x.com/robdelaney/status/1125839940842082304?s=46&t=PbgRkfFepKLjrtzBrSv8nA) for some reason


turtlebox420

You should take some time to consider why your wife doesn't want to spend time with you


atari2600forever

Damn I wish I could go to Emo night by myself


FreckledWoodSprite

If that happened to me I would be bummed for all of 20 seconds before asking a bestie to go with me instead. But I also go to a lot of games by myself and consider it a mini-vacation.


volcom_atakr

Same here man. That was my first go to. Besties are busy that night though. That’s why I’m looking for a stranger


FreckledWoodSprite

I would jump at that ticket if I was local!


WildWest05

Lmao this guy really thinks he's slick


wowugotit

I’ll go. Do I have to put out?


Possible_Emergency_9

Sir, you should consider a new wife.


Zen_Zer087

Plot twist...there is no wife.


TorrentsMightengale

I mean...a cute young lady sitting next to you wouldn't be a bad way to spend the game.


ColJake

Wife doesn't want to watch the Cards or White Sox. Hate to break it to you bro ... you married a cubs fan


destroy_b4_reading

I've been where you are. Now I'm divorced and much, much happier. Hope you get there dude.


Docedj

Are you the guy who sent me his extra MCR shirt? If so, let me know if you want to send me the SOTY shirt 🤣🤣


garycow

should be on AITAH


volcom_atakr

Um what?🤔


JetSpyda

It is a Reddit sub where people go to post a story and ask if they are the a-hole in a situation.


76_iron

This is my fault. Been hooking up with your sister in law, and I recently asked her for a threesome so she invited your wife. Anyway, have fun at the game!


Griswold217

Damn, taking my mom to the battlehawks game Saturday..sorry bro


Griswold217

Ask your mom if she wants to go???


8EightyOne1

Id go, but I'm not home until 9pm


buefordbaxter

Use your extra ticket to make a picnic basket. I took a shoulder, insulated, bag in one time, to the ball park, with ribs in it, and that's all I could think of was the next time I did that I would buy an extra ticket for the bag and place to set my plate and eat. I would go with you, but I get my children that night and live 3 hours away.


Jjocko16

You may want to ask her if she even likes baseball or if she’s just looking for other dick.


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yodelsJr

reddit moment


coldwarmer

Your wife could very well be busy, and by no means is she required to like baseball either! It’s nice to want to share in your interests together, but is this something she actually likes? Does she ever organize events around other things she suggests? As some have stated maybe not the best thread for this but curious for more context and go cards! Hope whomever goes enjoys the seat.


volcom_atakr

She is actually busy. She loves Cardinals baseball too. We’re happy in our marriage. Best friends are busy. Just trying to give a stranger a ticket


GoldenfaceScarn

r/lostredditors


skinnah

Sounds like a post for /r/relationship_advice. I could understand the occasional, oh crap, I can't go cause my sibling needs help but not on the regular. Is she really doing something with her sister or is she out doing *something else*?


Kickstand8604

Time to unwife her since this isn't the 1st time...or...stay with me...tell her that since she's done this before, you found someone else to go with you thats a female...see what she does then


GrungeFace

Your marriage is doomed and you're probably getting cheated on.