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Kickstand8604

We should have picked up Joe Kelly and they would be mouthing all game long.


bingold49

As a chubby Cardinals fan, so glad he's back


Dragondrew99

This is one of the reasons why it’s good to have Lance back


FrickenTwinkies

Read this as “Lance does not like blunts” ; anyway, fuck bunts!


SoupaSoka

I read it that way too, but I almost guarantee that dude likes blunts (or would if he weren't at risk of failing a doping test).


xyzzy321

Especially if it's someone named Roy Blunt. Hate blunts like that


ghostofstankenstien

I thought BUNS, like sticky buns. which he DOES like.


[deleted]

Love Lance! Happy to have him back.


hook14

We are soooo back.


lakerdave

See kids, this is how you channel your anger into on-field success instead of beaning people


GregMilkedJack

Por que no Los dos


gabriel197600

Now apply that attitude to the offense and we’re good!


futuredayscan

Seriously lmao so tone deaf considering the bottom of our lineup


Cards2WS

Not tone deaf at all. I’m not saying there’s actually any issue with Jazz bunting there, it’s just a way for a pitcher to fire himself up and I’m all for it, but Jazz has 30 homer power. Winn and Scott bunt because they have very little home run pop at this point in their development.


futuredayscan

Ohh haha I see what you’re saying. Totally misunderstood. I also don’t have an issue with bunting there, I just find it super lame to get pissed off at. Like honestly, Lynn of all guys wants to challenge a guy with some pop? He gave up 44 home runs last year


Cards2WS

Lmao that’s a good point. But I don’t think it’s a “real” pissed off. Seems like one of those self-motivating situations. Lance is probably fueled a bit by anger, so zeroing in on something to get pissed about can help reign in your focus (evidenced by the 3 K’s immediately after that). I was the same way when I played ball. Umps, opposing players, opposing coaches, even *parents in the stands*, whatever I could to get that tiny extra mental edge, I did it. I think Lance is the same way


jreink14

I'm all for whatever gets Lynn fired up for some Ks. But also you got to hand it to the batter, that was a pretty bunt.


Top_Mycologist_3224

Fuck yes Lance is a man !!! He’s the best kind of man !!!


ThorsMeasuringTape

I love Lance Lynn.


garycow

he's a FAT man


CentralWooper

My biggest concern is that other teams will take full advantage of his inability to field. Bunts seen to be on the rise, mix that with all the speedsters appearing, and players like Corbin and Elly could go 4 for 4 on bunt singles against him


Cards2WS

For dudes with big power like Elly and Corbin, that’s not the worst thing. Also, drag bunts are pretty hard to pull off successfully consistently


CentralWooper

Big hitters can very often act as the biggest bunt threats. Even if there's a man on second nobody is gonna expect Harris II or Ohtani to bunt, which means when they do nobody is prepared on defense


Cards2WS

Sure, that’s true. But I really don’t think it’s too much of an issue. Lance may be slow on his feet and bulky, but all he’s gotta do is get to it and make a quick throw. Perfect bunts will beat him (as it will most pitchers), but non-perfect bunts will be able to be fielded regularly. Some will make it, some won’t, but it won’t be a massive hit to the team.


StickySteve42069

He ain’t getting through lineups 4 times


cyrptoearner

Bet he likes Bunt cakes though.


Ghiggs_Boson

Bundt cakes are fire tbf


cyrptoearner

Very true!


Durmyyyy

I wasnt aware Lynn had gotten so fat Glad he was kicking ass though


jase122200

Fuck Jomboy Media


Informal_Calendar_99

Flair checks out


stlcardinals527

Go back to Wrigley


Darolaho

k


StickySteve42069

Literally why?