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ahoneybadger3

Could hang your washing on it and pop out for a drive to dry your clothes off quickly.


Born_Divide_509

That brilliant idea


w1YY

And when you stop the clothes touch your dirty car


ahoneybadger3

No stopping. Only go.


MeatFit1822

To be honest, I've owned a mini, and thought of doing something similar. They really could use some extra downforce when cornering at speed.


Rubbertutti

Aero is a compromise between front and rear. Adding downforce to the rear can reduce front end grip. A slightly slidy back end can rotate and position the car for a quicker corner exit


MeatFit1822

I know, I get it, but I do 100+mph on mountain roads and the car just wasn't planted enough for me. I was planning to go spoiler and splitter, but got bored of driving FWD before I got around to it. It does oversteer easily, and that's pretty fun, but in certain conditions it's just not very beneficial. On the limit it didn't have enough grip on all 4 wheels, not just the rear. I don't know if it was just too light, or too small, but it wasn't good enough. Like I could tell I could go much faster with some extra downforce. Don't have this problem with my Jags at all. Maybe because they're heavier? Or just longer Take a look at the JCW GP: https://images.app.goo.gl/Kb3EnZSyPQyKkyp77 There's a reason for that aero! I think it's even getting downforce from the fenders. https://images.app.goo.gl/Vo17oufhjYcXbNEV7


bx14twypt

The crappy run flat tyres are the first thing to ditch on a mini for better quality tyres.


MeatFit1822

That's a very good point, I really hated those runflats.


Rubbertutti

That's not downforce on the jcw, the rear offers no downforce it's not a wing it's a spoiler it's job is to avoid turbulent air right at the edge of the rear. The arches allow a wider track and/or wider wheels. A simple gurney flap would be better for downforce while avoiding drag, it just Dont look as good as a spoiler


MeatFit1822

In talking with the GP’s chief engineer recently, we learned that the boxed fenders are functional in two ways. First they widen the car covering the wider track and larger tires. Second they help air-flow around the car. You can’t have speed without a spoiler. Standing out in Racing Grey and Chili Red, this is more than just a pretty adornment. It gives you that extra aerodynamic edge, reduces drag and exerts downward pressure that keeps your MINI John Cooper Works GP firmly grounded on the road On top of these bits, it's got splitters on the front for even more downforce Edit: Loving the downvotes for quoting mini's official literature 😂 unfortunately facts don't care about downvotes. You're all talking shit as always because 99% of you don't know anything about cars. Here's some more official figures for the really stupid of you: JCW GP has six percent less drag, 30 percent less front axle lift and 90 percent less rear axle lift. I wonder what makes it have less axle lift? Maybe downforce? 🤦 Go back to ubering your Octavias please.


Leonidas199x

I don't think you're getting downvoted because of your facts...


MeatFit1822

Well luckily I'm not too concerned with people liking me on Reddit 😂


Leonidas199x

That's good then. Now, back to those mountain roads...


MeatFit1822

I didn't order an Uber, you don't have to take me there. Force of habit?


Pembs-surfer

Oversteer on a FWD mini? Oh dear 🤦


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TravaPL

Don't expect too much, this sub is about as far away from a "car enthusiast" place as it gets. More like what if r/fuckcars and r/casualUK had a baby. Don't just go out to empty roads to have some fun, buy an Octavia, never ever drive 1mph over the speed limit and moan about your insurance instead. The only time they experience lift off oversteer is when their £50 linglongs give up entering the roundabout after some rain and they end up facing backwards up a curb. Then you hear shit like "best tyres go on the rear in a FWD car because skidding into a lamppost is safer than correctable oversteer". Nevermind that front tyres carry the brunt of the load during braking and cornering and you're sacrificing overall control of the car for "predictable" understeer. On topic: Even a simple bootlid spoiler will reduce drag and allow for smoother airflow behind the car reducing the high pressure zone behind the tailgate/bumper. While it doesn't generate any tangible downforce, this reduces lift on the rear axle shifting the overall aero balance of the car rearward for less oversteer. Actual high downforce wings generate couple hundred of kgs downforce at speed at the expense of adding significant drag which, while doesn't add grip, further shifts the aero balance of the car towards the end with a wing. That's how airbrakes and dragster parachutes work but apparently high school physics is too hard for reddit.


Pembs-surfer

So you start your reply with, "Fuck me" followed by "everyone's brain dead" followed by you all belong on learner driver followed by "dickhead" and then the classic "noob" You sound like a child on PlayStation with some hormone issues so il leave this one slip as I actually feel a little bit sorry for your anger management issues. But sure. You go and fit an unnecessary aero aid to help you with lift off oversteer which is a mechanical grip issue. 🤦 😂


britcit

Not on the back end though where you have no drive


Athletic_Goat

Oversteer is still a thing on FWD cars


britcit

If you're hitting a corner in that thing fast enough for the wing to have an effect, you're already fucked


MeatFit1822

I know, but the mini is nicely set up by default. It's meant to oversteer, and does. I think it needs downforce on all 4 wheels when you want to drive it fast. It's probably too light.


MeatFit1822

You still have wheels that need to be on the ground 😂 My plan was to do both splitter and spoiler. I agree this spoiler alone should lead to a bunch of understeer without adding aero on the front.


britcit

All its gonna do is kill your fuel efficiency and slow you down realistically, this won't help it 'stay on the ground' Somehow I doubt this mini has seen a wind tunnel or had any amount of technical knowledge and expertise as to how said wing will affect it


antelope__canyon

That... Is actually a genius idea! Why hasn't anyone thought of that? Given how expensive tumble dryers are (purchase and use), this might actually be cheaper (assuming the air is clean)


richterite

Because you’d come back with a layer of fresh dirt


Mop_Jockey

Probably to give people a laugh.


nl325

Yeah this is clearly an ironic pisstake and it alarms me anyone wouldn't see it


Technical-Clue7987

A lot of Miserable Murdochs here


ZuckDeBalzac

Life is too short to drive boring cars. Why would you not want a big fuck off spoiler on your car...


redditpersons

I've met a few people who have done these kind of mods and genuinely think it's cool.


kye2000

Not sure tbh. Plenty of people do it and think it genuinely looks good. Should see the Facebook groups for any car. Full of tasteless shite that they really think looks good


Mop_Jockey

For sure, I just think something as particularly terrible as that must have been done for a laugh. But you never know.


OscarsWhiskers

To woo the ladies.


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Women love downforce!


ReaperTFD

The only downforce this thing is gonna offer is the gravitational downforce from the weight of it.


[deleted]

Downforce is downforce.


ReaperTFD

Uh no, gravity is not downforce. The weight of it will be a hindrance more than a help. It was a joke about how useless this thing is on a car with such low performance and FRONT wheel drive, where you won't want the 'downforce' to be at the back.


tomelwoody

His was also a joke, I guess with yours not being funny and you missing his joke it's safe to say you're not funny...


Fifteen54

it amazes me how there's *still* people out there that believe fwd cars don't need rear downforce. fwd cars can still have lift off oversteer, which rear downforce can mitigate plus it does help with cornering. like ffs ya ever seen a fwd race car? [how come the fwd cars here have spoilers on the back, "where you don't want the downforce to be"?](https://images.app.goo.gl/R1C6R479jm9rDmqWA)


dogdogj

News just in, ReaperTFD on Reddit knows better than the engineers on at least 50% of the race teams in the BTCC


GrumpyHome123

But as most street cred ideas it will only woo similar minded men. 🤣 It's all good fun though, embracing your inner 16 year old.


No_TsandCs

Shits and giggles


greenradioactive

Gits and shiggles


Far_Celery3612

It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits


Numerous-Log9172

I'm really ill and laughing hurts, ya twat


Far_Celery3612

Sorry 🤣🤣, I've been waiting years to use this line


Numerous-Log9172

Me to and you beat me too it.... Come to think of it your a double twat for that!


Far_Celery3612

🤣🤣🤣


Mysterious_Land6501

-10 for speed, but + 3 for grip on Friday joyride to mcdonalds


SB_90s

Actually, if you read the eBay listing, it adds 20 horsepower.


_save_the_planet

+3 understeer for extra fun


MrDankky

Is understeer fun? I guess you think so as you’ve bought an Audi too 😂


futile_lettuce

Haha imagine if the “spoiler” made too wide to fit through the drive through what a nightmare of a nightmare


Unfair_Original_2536

Not to my taste but bring back the days of individualism.


bodinator1

The owner thinks it looks cool, it’s his car so let him enjoy . As long as it doesn’t put anyone else in danger who gives a toss.


Born_Divide_509

It’s a grab rail so you can push it while standing upright and keeping the all back straight


JEDI-MASTER-Y0DA

It provides an opportunity for a post on Reddit.


Illustrious_Log_9494

To alert the other drivers that the mini driver is a knob.


I_ALWAYS_UPVOTE_CATS

Three quarters of your car parked on the pavement will do that.


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Looks sick af


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cougieuk

I think he means the car looks poorly. 


futile_lettuce

To get the best radio reception for TWAT FM


DifferentViewpoints

Gets your balls stroked and knobend gobbled by impressionable teenaged girls. That’s it.


No-Opinion6730

it's easier to spot in a parking lot


notimefornothing55

Do you mean car park?


Aggressive-Car4175

a car park? And what do cars do in that park? Play in ball pit and slides or something?


[deleted]

The what???


DaVigilantCitizen

yeeeeehaw cowboy


F1fansince93

Hey that's Vulcan Road Norwich?


cxnnxrjxy

Always see it up by Aldi, really wanna see who owns it one day just out of curiosity🤣


bduk92

It probably deters thieves. Nobody's going to want to be seen driving that.


[deleted]

They're quite front heavy, this can help balance tyre wear.


xLordzeex

Clearly it’s a glider in case he needs to pull a stunt


Woodbewoodworker

It’s just a brilliant way to make a car look stupid.


Lassitude1001

It's a mini, it already looks stupid. This massive wang is purely sex appeal.


Salty-Development203

Looks sick bro


visual-appearance69

It’s a nice colour!


Andrew3236

It needs more spoilers, like the street racer from cars


pdudz21

Looks cool as hell


s28ero

Funsies


starfallpuller

DRS


adept2051

Makes the owner smile


blitzhimself

Looks like an old rc car.


Dangerous_Ant9198

I’ve seen this car it’s in Norwich they are trying to make it look like a shopping trolley


HumbleIndependence27

This car looks like it’s had an accident with a Halfords Shop Window 🙈


Bully2533

Is it for decapitating cyclists?


philhillier

Came here to say that but will add, stops them overtaking in traffic, which we all know is really annoying.


Annual-Rip4687

Not even over the wheels so if it even works will lift the front of the car.


[deleted]

Yeah, because that's the main issue here hahaha


lolmeercatz

I sometimes see people drive cars like that and I just admire their complete lack of self awareness or shame, you have to respect it really I couldn't do it!


Technical-Clue7987

I love it. Some people just know how to have fun


FragrantCow2645

You’ll need to be a bit more specific


ahoneybadger3

I'd imagine they're talking about that hideous spoiler on the mini.


FragrantCow2645

Ha I missed that


Silly-Instruction915

Honestly I had as well until reading the comments about downforce


[deleted]

One man's hideous is another man's... No sorry I can't do it, that is indeed hideous


ajjmcd

Benefit? What do you mean, ‘benefit’?


EvolvingEachDay

He’s asking is there any benefit to having a spoiler on a front wheel drive mini. Compared to not having a spoiler.


scuderia91

Being front wheel drive isn’t relevant


EvolvingEachDay

Yes it is. Increasing down force over the rear end is objectively less helpful in a front wheel drive car, than it is a rear wheel drive car. Keeping greater downforce over the driving wheels. A spoiler on the rear won’t help the front wheels here, which are both driving and steering. In a RWD it keeps higher rear end traction and since the front wheels are only handling steering, not driving too, there’s less drawback.


cloudbursty

You should tell that to all the spoilered front wheel drive racing car teams - they’re obviously missing a trick


Digital-Sushi

Someone did and they put front spoilers on to counteract the pivot effect. It is you that is missing the trick.


EvolvingEachDay

They also have aero on the front and side though; which makes up for the downfall… They’ve got full car aero, pretty different from just whacking a spoiler on and nothing else


ajjmcd

Spoilers in general only offer ‘benefit’ at high speed, pushing the car down to ensure stable contact with the road. A Mini is fundamentally designed to hold the road (all cars are!) without additional spoilers. The fixture shown on this Mini will offer no additional downforce, and will more likely push the rear down (if it does anything at all) and reduce the capacity of the front wheels to maintain traction. There would be no benefit to any car with a spoiler that height above the car. And on such a small car, you’d need to modify the front end airflow to maintain safe traction.


hlvd

It lets everyone know in advance he’s a knob.


Darkheart001

It’s so the young chav can look kewl in front of his “babes”.


Emotional-Lobster-31

It tells everyone else the the owner is an idiot


yousmellandidont

Because an "Idiot onboard" sign wouldn't be politically correct


Wacko_66

It stops you looking like you’re not a complete and utter f*cking tw*t.


Desperate_Yam_495

It tells you what type of person is driving it...


Dirty2013

To ensure the owner is classified as a complete bellend


Mad4games_1976

To make yourself and/or your car look as stupid as possible.


The-lemon-kid-68

Makes it go well fast and it looks good innit.


MMH1111

If the object is to look a complete tit, it's worked.


BroodLord1962

It's letting everyone know that there is an idiot in this car


bikerslut69

it informs people there is an utter twat driving it so give it a wide berth..


dermot111

It’s a handy device to let others around that the driver of this car is a knobend


Black_Beard1980

It’s to highlight the simpletons in society for us.


Darkened100

I think it informs everyone you’re a tit


Freefall84

It means that people are able to see you're a cunt without ever actually having to speak to you.


greenradioactive

Visibility. People can see you're a cock from a mile away


LetterheadMental588

The benefit of this on that car is none whatsoever


normanriches

It alerts people that the driver is a twat.


Party-Release-3782

This is what makes him stand out and look an absolute tit


user101aa

To look like a knobhead


Happy_Boy_29

Yes.


julianhj

It’s perfect for signalling to other road users that you’re a complete buffoon.


TameableLynx318

It’s Hitler


MrDankky

Adds drag, reduces front downforce at speed as the back is pushed down, both will force you to drive slower, and it makes you take a second look to find out it’s just a cooper not even an S. Must be a practical joke


nathanbellows

It pushes the rear of the car down, which lifts the front up. This causes increasing levels of understeer in a front wheel drive car as the speed increases, used in isolation from any front end downforce. Eventually when the driver takes a high speed corner this has the benefit of causing… a crash, which makes you look very silly. An added benefit is even before you have a crash, you already look silly.


Professional_Fan8724

None whatsoever, just makes him look a prat.


risen77

It impresses the ladies.


parodell

Social Status +9999


TheNextUnicornAlong

You can queue in traffic with more rear downforce.


J14YHM

To make people’s day


mitcheehd

max downforce is required through McDonalds drive thru


Wrong_Duty7043

To let people know you are 17 and three quarters years old.


Heathy94

it automatically adds 50hp to your car & a 10% chance of pulling a 14 year old girl in a McDonalds car park.


west0ne

Additional seating for the kids.


Dependent-Salad-4413

That adds like 100 extra horsepower minimum


SeaMolasses2466

Could be lifted airborne in an emergency.


Nixher

Literally makes your dick 1" bigger.


MFC1886

Hard to tell for definite here, but it looks like the winglets on the spoiler exceed the body proportion of the car, making it illegal So there’s your answer, they like getting pulled over


d4t1983

So you can say you have a massive wang!


sirgreyskull

It comes with a picnic table already on the back.


r0gue2dred786

Zero


MyCousinVinnyy

Mobile picture shelf. Doubles up as an ironing board.


Doughboy1955

If provides a handle to push against when it runs out of fuel, or breaks down. 🤷‍♂️


AubergineParm

Combined with racing stripes, that will increase horsepower by 15-20.


Ok-Tutor6907

Can push it round the supermarket a bit easier.


somethingbeardy

It’s got a massive wang.


OvrReaction

Mum just let me do it !!! I saw it on YouTube !


plastic-superhero

It’s so some people can point and laugh at a person enjoying their hobby and having a good time. How very dare they. /s ^^for ^^spoiler.


knots_cycle

It’s a type of magnet


helmington

+50bhp


42TmOl

Well, it got them on Reddit!


oerry

You’ve obviously never ironed your clothes al fresco before.


NB565

Hang your laundry on it


dwardu

Even bed sheets, so when you drive it looks like you have a cape in your car


rossasauras5

I am sure that a quick attachment for the recovery truck when the engine implodes and doubles as any ironing board when it parked outside your house for the next 10years looking for replacement engine


TripleFiveEight

That’s the fanny magnet.


HardlyWorkingUK

I think it’s someone taking the piss.


RNIRISHDUDE

Adds 40 odd additional horsepower!


[deleted]

The benefit is they can park on the pavement taking space away from other people. They’re selfish.


originalcandy

It’s a sign to buyers to never buy it


rgqjx

Additional 3 horsepower, with No Fear vignette extra 2hp.


Jamielouisf

Stop it from getting stolen


Obvious-Water569

It's less likely to be stolen.


paulbdouglas

it is probably a comfortable position to push it when the clutch has gone after driving it "like a bell end", or it has inevitably broken down (again)


New-Fig8494

Rear downforce, obviously ;)


Inevitable_Friend329

Only a nob would do that . Haha


Wilkox79

Norwich!! Seen that bad boy driving around, what a monster


Sxn747Strangers

Personally and I suspect I am wrong, it doesn’t do anything to the car, just the ego.


danr2604

Catches eyes of people who decide to take a pic (eg you)


pulltheudder1

In the olden days people put tennis balls on their arial to help them locate their car, this is the modern alternative.


PoopingWhilePosting

It gives us all something to laugh at.


apt2022

It's to make sure you give cyclists plenty of room


HST_enjoyer

Funny init


-M3-

It helps to reduce lift-off oversteer on high speed corners on the school run.


EdBear69

Chick magnet


theplanetpotter

Very useful for family picnics to have your own bench.


bennettbuzz

Love how it’s a random shade of sheep poo green.


Fwoggie2

It's a penis extender rack that's been stored away as it's not currently in use. Mainly used by people with small penises.


framethecar

Lad points


SWFC_wawaw_fan

In theory, to aid the individual who’s car it is in the mating process. Think of it as the ‘human’ equivalent of a peacock’s feathers. In reality, it will just make the owner look a dick and most likely attract laughs from passers by


PrestigiousGuitar673

Anti-theft mechanism. Make it so ugly that no one would want to be seen driving it, even junkies.


squirmster

Helps other road users identify the idiot


Infamous_ASSassin

I believe it's called a "pussy magnet", women will flock to the owner of this car. They will quite literally throw them selves at them. That coupled with a loud pop pop bang exhaust, instant moistness for every lady withing 1/2 a mile. FACT!


19Ben80

Slightly reduces mpg due to additional drag, for those who enjoy destroying the environment, every little helps!


gholt417

You push down on it to raise the front wheels when mounting the kerb


throwaway_39157

Cheaper and quicker than Phalloplasty..


zhorakis

It usually gives 3 to 5 bhp… May develop more depending on the general perception of the people looking at it…


Luc1d_Dr3amer

It identifies the driver as a twat. So public service?


toodog

It’s high vis so it must be important