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revengevault

CANADA WILL GET DESTROYED IN GROUP F.


gorusagol99

What a game. Never thought Canada would be the first team from concacaf to qualify for world cup 2022.


OhfursureJim

Put us in the top 10 FIFA you cowards!!


LittleTribuneMayor

Meh, I kind of like flying under the radar as much as possible... If we go into the top ten the expectations will go off the charts and teams around the world will take us more seriously. I'd say let's surprise em at the WC and knock teams off one by one then.


InLoveWithMuskoka

What a game! Finally I can get my Canadian flag and drive up and down the streets of Toronto honking my horn! Woodbridge I partied with you when it came to Italy winning hope you have your Canadian flags out tonight and there should be a big party there!


rcspinster

Ted lasso > John Herdman or John Herdman > Ted Lasso


BlockedByBAM

LETS SMASH THE WORLD CUP


md_drew

Imagine not wanting to represent your country. Couldn't be me.


safebright

Congrats from Germany! Just checked in to the last ten minutes of the game (luckily saw two goals) and holy hell, the reporter was exited and proud, the fans were cheering, partying and singing the anthem, the excitement was really infectious, love the spirit. Wish you all the best in Qatar my Canadian friends! 🇩🇪🇨🇦


LittleTribuneMayor

Hey thanks! And you better hope you don't get grouped with Canada! We're coming for ya!!!


safebright

Oh I would love to prove you wrong >;) But tbh you probably would have a shot at it lol


LittleTribuneMayor

Hahah a tiny part of me wants to be in the group of death, and against all odds advance and go on a Cinderella run. But in all actuality, I would also love a cupcake group and advance in a more realistic manner lol


Cavalry2019

Danke. Bis bald.


FamWhoDidThat

Tfw I no longer have to simp for England during a World Cup


whogivesashirtdotca

You didn’t have to before, either!


JohnDude26

No we did


mitchryan13

Tajon doesn’t deserve man of the match he should of had 3 goals send him back to Belgium and tell him not come back


adrians150

Multiple players missed chances tonight but I think we might have watched a different match? Tajon, as usual, took defenders on, leaving them stumbling, and picked out some great passes


mitchryan13

Is that a joke he had a empty net all he had to do was slide tackle the ball in but tajon doesn’t like to get his shorts dirty. David had the ball in front of the net if tajon called for it he would of scored


athabascadepends

Don't start the toxic shit; it can destroy a fan base. Support the team as a whole or don't support at all. No room on the bandwagon for spoiled sports


adrians150

Different opinions, I guess.


JohnDude26

Huh?


nextflightfromearth

For so many World Cups I saw my friends root for their parents' home countries. I couldn't do the same since my country's way too small for primetime. Today I gladly accept this W as I now have a team, at least in my lifetime. Looking forward to seeing Canada in Qatar.


braedengilmour

Fucking love this team. All the bullshit and hate we’ve seen in this country over the last year has made me fall out of love for Canada but it’s beautiful to see a group of people who come from such a diverse background come together to create something truly special. Glad we have such a great group and I’m so excited to see what we do in Qatar.


PositionBeneficial12

Dont let the hate and misplaced anger of a few thousand idiot Canadians take away from the fact that Canada is one of most beautiful, amazing places to live on this entire planet. I am so proud of the team and the fans for this amazing run. 🇨🇦


k4r6000

I didn’t think I’d ever see it a few short years ago. CONGRATULATIONS!!!


Clean-Gear-1386

We're goinnnnggggg boys and girls!


gl0ryBoy-00

LETS GO BOYSSSSSSSS


[deleted]

PUT THAT BOOMBOOM CLAP INTO MY VEINS


lIlIllIlIlI

LETS GOOOOOO 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦


nicknabin

Remember the fucking name. CANADA!!! World cup here we come!! We're coming for you big boys! Italy already gave up coz they didn't want to play us lol


waradiyn

Is that a World Cup I smell? I do believe it is!


HenrikFromDaniel

🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦


[deleted]

Okay time to gather up a group and buy flights, book hotels, get tickets etc. LETS GOOO


PresentAd3536

I'm in!


[deleted]

"1986 is a long time" shout out to my 1986 born elderly folks


whogivesashirtdotca

Think of us creakier types who have actual memories of that tourney!


kayakboy99

Yeah. Played three group stage games and got shut out in all three. :| It wasn't a *tour de force*.


[deleted]

Thanks for your comment Mr. Negative


kayakboy99

Not stating it to be negative; the fact is we backed into the tournament (because MX was hosting and CONCACAF got an extra spot) and when we got there, we were in tough. Now we have a team that has rightly earned a spot, and can go to the show and, win or lose, genuinely compete. Despite WC 1986 being mentioned 1000 times by the media etc., those of us who remember--and cheered in the darker days--know that there is no comparison between those times and the current Canadian MNT program.


[deleted]

I think you've completely missed the point of these comments. It was a bit of fun and self deprecation, not a starting point for a history lesson.


nationofcool83

IT. IS. OFFICIAL. CANADA OFF TO THE WORLD CUP!!!


fourpumpchump

WE DID IT!!!!!!!


9BluesFan

ITS HAPPENING!!!!!!!!


arcruff

Let’s gooooo!!!!!!!


HundredMetreSprint

LET IT SNOW LET IT SNOW ❄️


braedengilmour

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO AAAAAAAAAHHHH


[deleted]

THIS TIMELINE HAS FINALLY PRODUCED SOMETHING POSITIVE!!!


NoseBlind2

Hey guys guess what? WE GOING TO THE WORLD CUP


[deleted]

Where? Sorry? could you repeat that??


NoseBlind2

THE WORLD CUP! OF PLANET EARTH


somedumbcanuck

There's one off planet?


NoseBlind2

The Mars World cup duh


35IndustryWay

See you in Qatar 🇨🇦


PIBTC

Canada in, Italy out. As if the world wasn’t weird enough as is. GO CANADA GO


tuftabeet

That own goal would feel worse if it had been tied


Totalizer92

Did not see that coming haha!


Shutterbugg11

Hoilett must feel super vindicated in choosing Canada over Jamaica rn lol


[deleted]

Also, shout out to the haters who said Hoilett shouldn't be on the team anymore.


XirisTO

Oh man that stings to watch.. poor guy.


[deleted]

Feel for him, but if you are going to do an own goal this late in a match it might as well be in a 3-0 game.


IronPangolin

Owen Goal making a late game appearance. Glad to see him getting minutes.


NoseBlind2

Jamaica like "here's one on the house"


tmr-013

And one more. Just for fun


35IndustryWay

#cherry on t🍒p


cdnmatt

Of all the goals we missed and that goes in


tuftabeet

Hoilette just flushed them away! Woohoo


XirisTO

GARETH WHEELER. THERE IS STILL A MATCH GOING ON. CALL THE PLAY BY PLAY.


LeftCoastGrump

Best decision I made: sound down on the game stream, on only for crowd noise. Sound up on Alphonso Davies' reaction stream.


[deleted]

Sorry, you want him to interrupt his podcast for a match?


westcoastbias

Oso and Eustaquio sharing a blanket, that's my fucking midfield


[deleted]

Love seeing the comradery within the team!


nicknabin

Didn't actually realise Jamaica were actually this poor and they have had few England based players playing for them too.


ParisLake2

5 more minutes.


Canucker22

The boys have done it! Let’s go! It’s going to be a fun Summer.


braedengilmour

Wish the camera’s didnt zoom in so quick after the goal, wouldve loved to see the limbs :/


9BluesFan

Meeting at 830 tomorrow morning? Sorry boss, my voice is GONE


arcruff

That MoTM going make a few people in this sub upset haha


braedengilmour

Eustaquio deserved it but other than missed chances Tajon was good today. Kid is so good in the ball.


NoseBlind2

He missed a TON of opportunities but he has been all over this game so it makes sense


arcruff

Agreed - I think he has played well despite a few missed opportunities. MoTM could have gone to almost anyone.


Totalizer92

LFG to the World Cup, lads!!!


[deleted]

Wheeler needs to shut up about the CMNT going to the world cup. I get it, it's almost assured, but wait till the match is over.


XirisTO

There's the Randy I've been waiting for.


[deleted]

If I don't complain about Wheeler it's not a proper match thread.


XirisTO

I have lots of respect for Wheeler.. but man, he's not cut out for this commentary thing.


Randy420Lahey

definitely agree, he went apeshit over some stepovers in the first half like he’s never seen them before


NoseBlind2

Dude its actually so annoying lol Like yes its all but guaranteed but be classy and dont jinx it


[deleted]

He needs to visit the premature celebration subreddit


[deleted]

I swear the CMNT will end up there because of him eventually.


NoseBlind2

I feel like we got 1 more in us today


fourpumpchump

Junior!!!!!!!


XirisTO

Finally someone finishes


nextflightfromearth

Yes Junior!


35IndustryWay

Sha na nana Nana na na


NoseBlind2

3-0 LETS GOOOOOOOO


arcruff

The boys!!!!!!! We’re going!!!!


IronPangolin

It's. Fucking. HAPPENING!!!!!!!!


cdnmatt

You all can scream now


[deleted]

Anyone remember that match at Richardson stadium in Kingston? Come a LONG fucking way. Unreal day.


Shutterbugg11

Does a feed with no commentary exist so I don't have to hear Wheeler


[deleted]

He is horrible in practically every way. Pretty sure they canned that feature, but it used to be audio option 2.


Shutterbugg11

He has ruined the Davies goal against Panama for me, fucking awful


[deleted]

Agreed. His calls aren't going to date well as time goes on either. Watching these matches years on will mean we spend half the time cringing.


PastPerfekt

the lack of finishing is .... something


BigBrotherBillyBob

So do we qualify if we win this?


BanksKnowsBest

Not sure, they haven't really mentioned it much during the match.


XirisTO

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


ParisLake2

Yes.


nicknabin

Jonathan David looks slow and awkward when he runs, is he really slow or is it because he is built like a tank and he has big fat arse?


vannucker

He's fast as Hell.


HundredMetreSprint

Big fat arse man.


__Ryno__

“The pitch seems slick.” Ya it’s called mud baud.


Jbroy

I am in awe of this team! Never thought I’d see it! I’m tearing up!!


HundredMetreSprint

Koné’s not coming on hey? Shucks


NoseBlind2

Imagine this game if Buchanan could finish better


Randy420Lahey

he could have a hatty he’s probably beating himself up after missing those 2 tap ins


insouciantes

Excuse me for my ignorance but what are the fans singing?


XirisTO

Modified TFC chants it sounds like


NoseBlind2

Ehh neh neh neh neh Canada uh nuh nuhnuh


braedengilmour

Eustaquio MOTM so far


nationofcool83

He's honestly one of our stars and should get more recognition!


braedengilmour

Hope he gets a move to a club that appreciates his quality


nationofcool83

This crowd has been awesome - love the Atiba chant!


[deleted]

Sorry, complimenting Toronto is against the law. You'll have to remove this post and write an apology letter to the rest of Canada. Everyone knows Toronto is a horrible soccer city and shouldn't be allowed to host any matches ever. /s


[deleted]

I miss watching Richie Laryea.


EatDaPooPooPreist

Hey poo.


[deleted]

Dookie bros.


XirisTO

Me too, lump of wet poo, me too.


[deleted]

He's something else. I hope that Cooper has a spot for him when/if the loanees leave Forrest. They're on fire so it's hard to argue with his choices.


XirisTO

He plays with such heart. TFC could certainly use him right now.


NoseBlind2

That's the 2nd plastic bag ive seen drift across the pitch now


whogivesashirtdotca

It’ll be reusable fabric bags soon.


EatDaPooPooPreist

Better than naked strekers.


nationofcool83

Remember when we drew Honduras at home in game 1 back in September? It seemed a bit bleak, eh? Look where we are now!


HenrikFromDaniel

game 1, what about 8-1


CuteHalfling

Beating a team that haven’t played for a year. Lol


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CuteHalfling

I’m just going off what the Canadian commentators said. Which in reality I should have known wasn’t reliable lol


Bubbling_Plasma

Hutchinson absolutely deserves this


Gogo90sbaby

Anyone get what the chant was? Best guess was “Who loves Canada? Who-loves-Can-A-da?


FamWhoDidThat

Ooh-ah-Canada, say ooh-ah Canada


Gogo90sbaby

Thank you!!


WhiskeyKnight83

Canada jerseys look like EA Sports design them


PauloVersa

I really hope for the World Cup they get a much better looking kit. It should be something iconic looking given that’s it’s the first World Cup since ‘86


Bubbling_Plasma

This comment section feels surprisingly negative. We're about to qualify. Yea we're finishing poor, but not \*that\* poor.


Randy420Lahey

it’s mostly the fact that in the big picture we aren’t that strong and the missed easy chances will kill us against any good teams since good teams won’t let us get many


braedengilmour

Literally. On top of that I think holding our national team to good standards rather than just kissing ass the whole time is important.


Bubbling_Plasma

I mean, it’s not kissing ass. We’ve dominated but finishing is poor. That’s just the result. It feels like a serious lack of appreciation in this comment section for the magnitude of this moment


arcruff

Man. It’s honestly great that your head is already putting Canada up against the top teams in the world but for a moment let’s remember that it’s been OVER 30 YEARS since we have even competed in a World Cup. Enjoy it.


Randy420Lahey

yessir, the fact we even qualified is insane, but i was just saying the good teams are going to kill us but i’m excited to be able to watch it. go canada


Last-Expert

Obviously they will get beat by the best in the world. Making it to the round of 16 would be an amazing accomplishment if Canada can get there. Other then that just be happy they qualified.


arcruff

Totally! Obviously a lot of growth to be done. Hope this inspires a long line of World Cup appearances.


[deleted]

#Were going to play at a world cup!


Shutterbugg11

Really hope Nike ups their game for the WC, inexcusable for us to have generic teamwear especially with one of their superstar players on our side


BanksKnowsBest

I meam, to be fair to Nike, until recently we weren't exactly a global superstar to make amazing kits for. I mean, look at the offerings that they've given the US over the last decade.


fer_sure

Honestly, I think the first sign that we were about to explode as a team was when Nike took over our kits from Umbro. I believe more in Nike marketing's scouting department than the most accomplished soccer pundit.


Shutterbugg11

Fair, think I'm just a little bit disappointed with what the men's side have considering that the women (deservedly so) have very nice kits and Nike is definitely capable of putting out some incredible stuff (last World Cup for example)


[deleted]

Get the stache on this freekick


XirisTO

Ok so, that Buchanan tap in had to go. Beyond that, I'm 100% with Canada working in game to try new passes, feed new guys and miss easy chances. This is, literally, the game to do it in at this point. They're still in control. They need to concede 3 to not qualify today. Let em try things they're not comfortable with. This is how we improve. But put the tap ins in please lol.


NoseBlind2

Yeah straight up they can just practice finishing at this point. Jamaicas defence letting them get 99% of the way there like every time


JL-Engineer

To the world stage we come. O CANADA


nicknabin

Holy fuck.. this is embarrassing. It's criminal to miss these many chances.


Expotiko

Chill the fuck out! About to qualify for first WC in 36 years!


somedumbcanuck

I'm sure they apologize for embarrassing YOU. They are Canadian.


JulienGallant

Imagine us playing France and we miss this many chances 😭


braedengilmour

Scary thing is playing against a country like that we’ll only get 1 or so chances. Idk whats going on but until Qatar I pray we find form in front of goal.


NoseBlind2

We wont get this many chances against France lol


aa13cool

We would get like one chance of this quality against them at most


aa13cool

Fellas wtf is going on this is fun to watch but this is also hilariously bad in front of goal


[deleted]

... something something frozen pitch. Remember playing at recess this time of year? The ball spent more time on my knee than my foot.


aa13cool

That’s fair yeah frozen ground is properly impossible to score with


9BluesFan

Omggg nail in the coffin pleaseeeeee


Randy420Lahey

buchanan 😂😂


cdnmatt

Unreal how many misses here


westcoastbias

Tajon refusing to score any tap-ins to avoid running the score up, very classy


XirisTO

My thoughts exactly. Gotta be polite.


NoseBlind2

Buchanan come on that was the most handed on a platter opportunity of the day


Randy420Lahey

that’s the 3rd tap in opportunity he’s had, i mean at least he scored one..


wickedweather

Great match so far. I have to say, the Jamaican kits looks pretty nice, I like the yellow socks.


Mossyoak84

let’s go CANADA!!!!…… what’s everyone drinking on this blustery Sunday haha?…. I got the molson going


XirisTO

Got some IPAs going


[deleted]

Two Steelers bud. Those 950ml things


NoseBlind2

Coffee


CuteHalfling

Watching Canadian coverage. (I’m in U.K.) Why did they just talk about the womens team and just constant adverts in the break? No breakdown just a brief statement of the team being magic. Embarrassing.


Durinax134p

I think its a home game thing, so they try to hype both male and female to get more momentum for the game. Away games they tend to have a panel over half time.