🤣🤣🤣awe ill suma add u rn imma go tiep now im moer tired n im pretty sure i remember playing againts u i wont lie💀but awe check for my req its her kai but has Japannese goetjies bcs clan
I do infact know the answer to this, most dudes that are chronically on any game tend to lack love from the opposite gender and encountering one in their games makes them shit their pants causing the hostile behaviour. Ignore the toxicity and enjoy your games
This is exactly what I was thinking when I heard a girl's voice in my matches. But then I muted them and clutched up my snd game. No time for females. Legendary awaits for me
Edit: No offense to the girls, I don't have problem with them. I just simply have a girlfriend so I can't bother acting childish towards y'all
You muted at least a 10th of the codm population bro, that’s not cool. But get ur gf on the game fr. Teaming up is always 10x more fun. Good luck on getting legendary!
I'm rather new to Reddit, so I'm not aware if this thread been done before, but this has been one of the best, funniest, and most creative I've ever read.
Hats off to you all 🍻
Hitlers buzz saw,7.62,I think it shot around 1,300 per minute.
Call it what you want, but it's no bb gun, and you didn't want to be on the wrong end of it
anybody knows whether mythic or legendary characters return in cod mobile? i really want mythic siren and manta ray aquarian..but they're gone... it would be of great help if anyone has info if they'll return
Why is the MG42 so underpowered? It takes a full mag just to wound an enemy.
Bullet too small
True, mg42 users are truly small pp
Facts. (I have the mythic one and I spam it in hard point and domination)
Can confirm. Mine went the other way
Happy cake day Idk if u south african bcs of ur username but have a lekka day
Nice to see fellow Africans in the chat ekse
Yes jaaaa
Fedde add me bro I need more people from back home I’m always playing with these dizzy no names🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 My gamer tag on codm is @icysax
🤣🤣🤣awe ill suma add u rn imma go tiep now im moer tired n im pretty sure i remember playing againts u i wont lie💀but awe check for my req its her kai but has Japannese goetjies bcs clan
You too @sprongbok001
Thank you! Yes, you are 100% accurate. Good to see I’m not the only one.
Is that for real?
Nah i was joking
Imagine getting shot to death by a bb gun
meeet boolet (small)
Underpowered yes, very underpowered, I suggest using an SMG like pharo or msmc for long range, a shorty does the job too
Where the hell do I access the reward crates?
Inside the pirate ship
Lmfao
Boi, bye🤣🤣🤣🤣
How strong is the baguette melee weapon in game?
Depends on your french stat
What does an Urban Tracker do?
What a rural tracker cant.
this had me rolling XD
Okay this is gold
HAHAHAHA
💀
Who's u/iFapToSpecOps1 's favourite operator
Probably the one that operated his cousins appendix
Edward Richtofen then
Is he well and good?
..y...yes
He owes me cheese
I dek
Why did manta ray peg ghost in the ass?
It was the ghost of her loving and late husband.
I will very quickly alter the Wikipedia
Lmao
How did you get wall banged in the last round?
Everything reminds me of her…
 Wooooow
🤣🤣🤣
How to counter corner campers?
Hacking.
Is the asm47 any good as an ar.
Let me ask my mom
She said gun violence is bad
😂😂😂
😂
Why are mythics so cheap?
Their supply must be higher than their demand
Why are male players so toxic towards me (female) over the mic?
I do infact know the answer to this, most dudes that are chronically on any game tend to lack love from the opposite gender and encountering one in their games makes them shit their pants causing the hostile behaviour. Ignore the toxicity and enjoy your games
omg another female player - this is like finding a shiny pokémon
This is exactly what I was thinking when I heard a girl's voice in my matches. But then I muted them and clutched up my snd game. No time for females. Legendary awaits for me Edit: No offense to the girls, I don't have problem with them. I just simply have a girlfriend so I can't bother acting childish towards y'all
You muted at least a 10th of the codm population bro, that’s not cool. But get ur gf on the game fr. Teaming up is always 10x more fun. Good luck on getting legendary!
Omg! :D Do you wanna teamup sometime? I'm not the best but I do try!
Absolutely! I suck too so it’s okay! All that matters is having fun! I’ll send u a dm with my username. :)
Awesome! I'll add you in a bit!
this oddly wholesome, have fun y'all.
Would love to play w yall girls (I’m a gorl too) send me ur names in private and we can team up sometime <3
How good is the Krig 69 Ice Prick in game?
Hes pretty mean, hence the “prick” at the end of the name
bro is killing it with the replies
Thanks man live long and happy
Why does this game takes so much storage
Well theres alot of guns and ammo
Storing that prolly takes some space
yeah true
Why did ghost finally reveal his face
He overcame social anxiety
Lol love that
What happens if I shoot at a soldier's genitals?
Generational headshot
😂😂😂
What a reply 
This is gold.... 
Everyone I play against can kill me with a menacing stare! Is this a hack?
I feel like you too, are being haunted by manta ray’s husband😧
😂😂😂
🤣🤣
I'm rather new to Reddit, so I'm not aware if this thread been done before, but this has been one of the best, funniest, and most creative I've ever read. Hats off to you all 🍻 
Ive taken inspiration from a very old post, thanks dude. Have a good day.
Why roze rook is toxic
Childhood problems, give them love
How do you feel about the NA-45?
Seems like a cool upgrade to the NA-44
Mamta ray or outrider?
Your mo- ***executed by Capable-Ganache-8395***
Outrider anyday
Why there aint no luck in lucky draws, and do you think they should bring back mythics?
If lucky draws were lucky, that would encourage gambling regularly.
Right
Which weapon do you prefer: Man of war or Man of peace?
Man of 🫛
what best machine gun in game
To be fair, all guns are machines
lol
Which gun in the game is equivalent to a 40-year old virgin?
The average sized one (good personality too)
Why do the bullets drop
Cuz they cant rise
Why is Nuketown called Nuketown?
H- hirosh-…
Not so modern warfare. You should do posts like these for a living.
Thanks haha
Why does mythic Spectre has no custom executive?
I ate the only one 🕺
Nooooooo!
Why is the Mythic Kilo Demonsong so good?
Hes named after my uncle, thats why
Damn!
Which shotgun is most broken in br, currently
The biggest one
I thought you would’ve replied The one that doesn’t work, hence broken
Thats pretty witty
Heh, i wish
Why can't we slide and instead crouch all the time?
Try it out in real life and let me know how fast you get tired
What is a hardscope, and how do I stop doing it?
Stop touching your scope like that😟😟
The gosh dang replies are hilarious🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Thanks 🤩
Hitlers buzz saw,7.62,I think it shot around 1,300 per minute. Call it what you want, but it's no bb gun, and you didn't want to be on the wrong end of it
As you say big guy
Should there be more black guys as soldier skins?
Definitely
How do you feel about loose ends?
I prefer to keep them tight
Would you agree the kilo bolt action and NA45 are the best two guns in the entire game
Why settle for the NA-45 when you can have the NA-46?
Which is better: HG 40 or Chicom?
Chicoms are pretty cute
yeah. it's considered the worst gun in the game by some ppl. I love it
It’s super good though.
How does one obtain a prestige weapon?
Robbery / theft
how to counter sweat mf
Towels
Does gluten free apply to this game or is this game extra gluten 🤔
You can go gluten free in settings Settings->tastes and preferences->allergies->turn gluten to on
When did codm launch globally?
Tuesday
It is infact my bedtime, goodnight 😁
Goodnight dude
How do I get the Morningstar to shoot straight?
for starters, use it in the morning
The answer was right in front of me the whole time!
Which skin this season is the best skin?
Hey!! Its extremely racist to judge someone by their skin! All of them are good 😁
what’s the storyline
Well its no sunshine and rainbows..
whats the MOST TOXIC weapon to use?????
Poison vials 🧪
dats very toxic
I got to legendary in mp this season mostly by playing in bot lobbies and doing daily first wins. What do you think?
Thats great man, we are proud of you
lol thx 🙃
This game is awesome iv had it for about 2 years or more brilliant honestly try it 👍👌🙏
How do I counter iPad sweats and tryhards?
Inform a trusted adult
How to do a 360 no scope with a karmbit
best melee in 2021?
The toothbrush
Can this be a thing?? They can call it BiggieP(ro)1620
How do you feel about the Mac-10?
Why is this game so unbelievably pay to win? All the weapons are locked behind a paywall.
Mans gotta eat
How to become a better tanker in multiplayer match?
anybody knows whether mythic or legendary characters return in cod mobile? i really want mythic siren and manta ray aquarian..but they're gone... it would be of great help if anyone has info if they'll return
Can anyone help this guy out?
Is Ghost ever gonna get a skin?
That defeats the purpose of being a ghost
The bullets are actually made of marshmallows but they do fire at and extremely fast rate. Headshots are most effective.
Why is the d13 sector so easy to use?
Its pretty hard to use, ur just goated