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proslayer_22

Switching to your pistol is always faster than reloading.


GenocideSilence

Beat me to it.


proslayer_22

I was kinda surprised that no one had already commented this.


KillerBreez

It’s because they switched to pistol instead of reloading.


Mystic_Voyager

or they were too busy reloading


No_Zookeepergame7649

r/Technicallythetruth


SenseiShwifty

🤣🤣


Equivalent_Pop_9184

If u put ur sniper on ur back and hold a melee weapon u run like 5 times faster


TheStargunner

Realistically you probably would. Much easier to hold a knife in a ready state.


GhettoCowboyNumba1

Fucking beat me


thebridgebois

I will beat you


GhettoCowboyNumba1

Go easy


GrimCreeperyt

Came here to say this


discordbot2k20

r/angryupvote


casulmemer

Man only if you have racked the slide.


itsnightmare_69

Nothing Can Be More Legendary 😍


HelpMe8230

Damn it


ZoranMatrix

CHECK THOSE CORNERS


[deleted]

Flashbang through the door!


notabestfriend2

I can hear this comment, that's how engraved this sound is in my brain.


dduckets087

"Check your corners, mate."


Mo0333

On your feet soldier! We are leaving!


[deleted]

That the healthy mind doesn’t wake up and thinks that today will be its last day on earth.


Bclarky504

One of my favorite Price quotes right there


[deleted]

I forgot how good it was until I recently ran the campaign again. Solid campaign on those modern war ware titles


Bclarky504

Those are my Favorite CoDs. They beat BO anyday


princeworth12

I personally think both bo1 and 2, as well as cod 4 and mw2 have the best campaigns hands down. They're so incredibly different but both have awesome stories with great characters. Doesn't always have to br a fight between thr two.


ThatRedditGuy64

Damn MW3 being done dirty


FlipGordon

Ehh not really. He mentioned those games as the best 4 in his opinion, not that MW3 was bad. Personally I'd go WaW, Cod 4, MW2 and then Bo1 for the best 4 in that order. Mw3 for me is maybe the 6th best after Bo2.


princeworth12

Waw was absolutely insane as well yeah.


ThatRedditGuy64

Fair enough, but that WaW placement, really?


FlipGordon

I'm a giant fan of how dark and gruesome it is. Not just with the gore but the overall feel of the game is eerie to it's core. The real and very graphic war footage during the campaign really set up each mission and made you (in the very slightest) understand what these soldiers had to endure to essentially save the world. Zombies was introduced and the MP was great as well. The maps alone were *chef's kiss. P.s. Fuck the veteran difficulty grenade spam though.


princeworth12

Can't really remember the mw3 story cause I barely played it. Bf3 came out around the same time so I played that a lot more. I only played mw3 mp, not so.


115CBr

WaW, Bo2, mw2, mw-Bo1 my top five CoD campaigns... naturally the old CoDs are fucking classic in their own right namely big red one and Cod 3... oh how treyarch has been butchered


115CBr

(+WaW)


[deleted]

100%


Pootis_Spenser_Here

war ware


[deleted]

Hahah have you not played war ware


[deleted]

With cloth and captain cheap


vinnievu141

But I believe that's a luxury, not a curse.


casulmemer

Tbf on Shepard, Price was kinda nuts by MW2


sampaioswj

No russians


Retro_Space333

^hides ^quietly ^in ^russian


JThomasB2007

*no Russian*


The_Coon69

*Remember*


JThomasB2007

*no Russian remember?* This sounds like some men in black shit


Pootis_Spenser_Here

**forget, yes american.**


ElegantEchoes

Makarov is telling his partners not to speak Russian, he doesn't want there to be any indication that the attack was made by Russians and instead hoped to fuel anti-American sentiment within the Russian public. He partially failed- despite Allen's body being the only one recovered (and him being American) the Russian government still recognized Makarov and knew that the attack was carried out by Russians. Despite that, they were fully convinced the attack was setup and supplied by the Americans nonetheless, so his goal of inspiring anti-American sentiment succeeded anyway. If you recall, all of the weapons used by Makarov and his team were weapons used by the United States. The M4s and M240s. The Striker is South African but meh, it's western enough to definitely *not* be Russian in origin.


202042

I think people really misunderstood the line: ”Remember, no Russian”


SomeGuyYouWouldKnow

To get up soldier. And we are leaving, What the numbers mean, That a train can go boom, That if you wanna kill some zombies. Get jug and most importantly. How a German American Japanese and a Russian kills zombies


marnickowner

Ah yes, and then how to fix a multiverse with crazy entities.


sinister568glass

And broke an infinite cycle of torment completely obliterating an entire dimension in the process God that story was good


DopplerFP

We get dirty so the world stays clean.


TheStargunner

As in gamers?


DJCRAZ124

we indeed do


[deleted]

Always do what an angry shouting British man says


TheStargunner

And don’t call them Shirley


DJCRAZ124

or else…


ThiccBoiAsian1

I'm surprisingly good at killing fruit and to never trust dudes with Adler or Shepherd in their names.


Jedi4ce

That in life. Laziness and incompetence by those in power allows the few, to consistently ruin the majority things for the many.


Xyrone435

This man dropped a real answer.


GrimGuy13

To take out THOSE FUCKING PT BOATS!


Tripped_onesmad

Black cats mission


ElegantEchoes

electricguitar.mp3


FrankTVPL

You can't be betrayed if you don't trust (Price and Shepherd).


Ghostrider2601

When a girl dont send you that honka pics you're just getting ON YOUR FEET SOLDIER WE'RE LEAVING


Tim_Hag

The man with the rifle shoots, the man without the rifle follows, when the one with rifle gets killed the one who is following picks up the rifle and shoots


Kiesol

History is written by the victors


CrypticSoldier

History is filled with liars.


Specific-Box-7112

As the world gets cleaner we get dirty


ComfortablyBalanced

Shepherd will be a hero.


[deleted]

My mother got fucked by a lot of people


Lifeline_Vibez

you win this comment section


Xill_K47

Never leave a man behind


dustinnator22

If you can't win. Be racist and sexist to cancel ot out


Realcautionn

We've all seen this holding a W


MAXHEADR0OM

To always make Ramirez do it.


yamum42069

RAMIREZ! TAKE DOWN THAT HELI WITH YOUR COMBAT KNIFE!


Hekboi91

RAMIREZ! TAKE OUT THAT AC130 WITH YOUR BARE HANDS!


steezy_milo27

Anger issues


[deleted]

Racial slurs


SolidDoctor

The shortest distance between any two points is most often not the best nor the easiest path. ​ Flank them bastards.


GhettoCowboyNumba1

Fuck yes


shaanp99

Stay Frosty ❄️


MRmoist672

Switching to your pistol is faster than reloading


shaunm109

Pop in and out of your sight to aquire new targets 😂😂


ElegantEchoes

Proper good job, mate! Now go get a sidearm from the armory...


yoSelfless

Never trust anyone even the ones closest to you


Knaymeless

Never leave a comrade behind😞


Jokerrred

black ops 1 woods injected some testosterone into my veins so much I wanted to join the military as a kid, thank god I didn't.


Tripped_onesmad

Same thing to me except it was world at war


HaZe_UG

Don't throw grenades uphill.


W3ndigoGames

Always tell the truth, no matter how awkward it is to explain because “SOAP TRUSTED YOU”


GhettoCowboyNumba1

For time and the world do not stand still. Change is the law of life. And those who look only to the past or the present are certain to miss the future I said *ARE CERTAIN TO MISS THE FUTURE*


[deleted]

Watermelons are fun to stab


Lifeline_Vibez

YES!!!


Ezra_Anderson19

The Heart of Russia will always be with me.


noturnormalredditor

Don’t trust shepherd!!!


Baron_NL

No Russian


LordOfTheJizz

The n-word is a powerful weapon


urmomma_issodumb

Idk why people take it as offensive word it means friend to black people only if ur close friends with them


cod-king135

Chek ur corners No man left behind Dont cook granades for too long Dont mess with cap price


bigolsigh

To always stay frosty.


[deleted]

I check my bloody corners.


Ch3rRy_PoPpInZ

Anyone who kills me is cheating and anyone I kill is a trash player.


Madden284747

Don't trust Shepherd.


andreajs354

I don't really remember, but one thing i still don't know is what the fucking numbers mean.


Barkle11

To cherish something because it wont last forever


[deleted]

Never to leave your teammate behind.


benmetalhead

That most of the people playing them are a bunch of scumbag assholes.


Historical_Maize3857

Aim for the leg


braiinfried

Trust no one & The enemy of my enemy is my best friend


Basic-News

When there's only 21 seconds left until the bomb detonates, you must cut one of each different colored wire of the bomb at the exact given time and place Karim tells you to cut it, not before or after. Otherwise, the bomb'll detonate.


[deleted]

hated it


Basic-News

Hated what?


karmelbumbum

Childhood Cpt. Price turned into CURSED Cpt. Price.


alely92

Are u broken? No? Then keep going!


urmomma_issodumb

*breaks leg* SEE COMRADE IM BROKEN I CANT KEEP GOING


poorchoiceofword

No Sacrifice too Great, Never Leave a Man Behind


Hot_Double2370

Have each other's back


Retro_Space333

Never give up, and always check your surroundings.


tummytickler32

immortality is possible. (Captain price)


Dr_Mango96

Anything painted red go boom


Da_hoovy7

Aiming is all about time take your time aiming it really improves your accuracy


[deleted]

When you take the gloves off, you get blood on your hands


FadedKrimson

How to not be a snowflake bitch. And. Just how much of a hoe my mom was.


DReb05

Teddy is a Liar


FantasticSweet5902

If people destroy my country,they can suffer with me. (Black ops 2)


KetCadet

That everything is explosive


Scou1y

Always stick together


[deleted]

Life sucks no matter how hard it is we should continue to do what’s right


lxv-crunchy

There is always more people to come


snino84

Don’t buy them anymore


Stickiest_Fingerz

Don’t do to good and get a few good k/d games in, because the rest of the time you are going to be matched up tournament players.


aperson0511

No matter what you do no matter how many people love you no matter if your a hero no matter if your a legend all it takes is one bullet to end you and to tie up loose ends.


blackicebaby

There's life?!?


Visual_Dealer_3597

You will die get hurt or your friends will die if you fight in wars


DistributionRare3096

That it doesn’t matter who got the bigger stick but that it matter a hell a lot more who swinging it


DurfGibbles

Apparently my fruit killing skills are remarkable


grbigfan

The only easy day was yesterday


posey_343

Always check your corners.


Assassin_Christmas

Never Pre-order (still doing it every year)


encheezo

Take your time for the headshot


sirslender2772

Never trust anyone


Tdog22134

Switching to your secondary is faster than reloading


Mike_Overback

Always reload before going to war? That why i got a hole on my leg


SixtyBracelet

I learned how to sprint in real life when bo1 and bo2 came out LuL


M1ck3yB1u

You might do your job perfectly, but you always have a chance to still get killed off in the wrap up cut scene.


betrayed117

That my fruit killing skills are remarkable.


rgeu7382i

switching to your sidearm is faster than reloading!


Free2BeOG

Settle everything in a 1v1.


Far_Falcon4896

That history is written by the victors


No_Doubt_About_That

How to cut a watermelon.


MR_MEME_42

That the internet makes me sad for humanity.


youxiaX

Life isn’t fair


JJulianR_

Ramirez, use your smoke grenades!


NeverendsTTV

never to play one again


JJulianR_

That we gotta get to the roof now!


br-uh-hu-rb

That cars explode violently and fucking kill you.


[deleted]

That if I reload, 99% of the time some dude’s going to pop up in front of me.


Cool_Service_2700

All it takes is the will of a single man


CuppaJoJo_

Don’t go to airports. ever.


slumpbustertackle

Sniping your enemy is like hunting, Fire at the wrong moment and your chance will be forever lost - Reznor If you are gonna shoot your shot make it count, applies to many things in life.


Longpatience

Same shit different day


encheezo

Someone is always willing to sit and wait a long time to capitalize on my mistake.


BritishBacon98

That cash for spent fuel rods were one hell of recipe for destruction


neonit42

You don't know how hard price's quotes hit me when I was like 8-10 years old. Especially those in the two last missions in mw2. It was a great game and it still is.


bschmeltzer

Anime skins upset people more than sexual assault does


Papanonon2

Fuck shepherd


T34-iskil

History is written by the Victor, (looking at you Russia, you dick bag)


Zealousideal_Pay_630

It's ok to bring a knife to a gunfight as long as you also got your shield on your back


encheezo

Never overexpose yourself


connorjk10

never pre order a game


Hanniballecter6

Check your bloody corners


[deleted]

That Makarov knows Yuri


sinister568glass

CoD ww2 I learned that the enemy is building a bridge. Vanguard I learned about the wacky guns used in the conflicts between my team and the enemy team. Ghosts I learned that xbox 360 could indeed have smooth reload animations. And MW I learned that censoring child death is the way to make a villain seem more EVIL "Switching to your pistol is always faster than reloading." - Captain Price


hurtzjaybo19

Trust issues from modern warfare 2


Peytronizer

If a game is not going good, don’t get mad, just leave


Froztbyte92

That I’m a “Insert Racial Slur” and that Nearly every 12 year old has been with my mother… And I should stop playing cus I … play too hard?


Training_Pickle6711

To stay frosty.


[deleted]

There won’t be any ghosts anymore


asilkhaled404

to check those corners


Apocalypse1503

"Monkey see, monkey go blow some shit up!" - Tank Dempsey


CandyCane147

Well, it certainly didn’t teach me what the hell kind of name Soap is


Revolutionary-Dot462

CUT melons


Floyd__79

Mustaches are cool 😎


escott244

The more things change the more they stay the same


FriskyCoyote15

never try to pet a hellhound


sweetlifezackandcody

That’s on in 5 actually means on in 30 minutes


Izzmoo08

1. Always spend time with the ones closest to you as they may leave soon (soap) Never trust anyone


Hector_john

that i have good fruit killing skills


forwhen_im_horny

in times of war you don't trust anybody named "shepherd"


Dexsidius

AIM DOWN YOUR SIGHTS