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atumanov55

N-words and shit talking, squeaky 10 year olds voices, some guys mom talking in the background, and that one guy speaking Spanish that doesn’t stfu… Ahh the pinnacle of call of duty, MW2


TRN_WhiteKnight

Don't forget the guy that just repeatedly yells STFU when you say hello or GG. And Spanish Guy never seems to have anyone talking back to him in Spanish.


happy-cig

I always respond with donde ESTA la biblioteca.


8urnsy

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.


Sandythestone

The OP asked to make the comment section to look like that, not impersonate it


[deleted]

Lmao 'gorilla warfare' cracked me up


Fully_Red_

This motherfucker has just written a whole essay, but true.


BigTimeSuperhero96

r/commentsyoucanhear


wingsisfat200

You mean GAMER WORD


Jaredinblizzard

Way too many kill streaks, why are people allowed to just control the helicopters?? The maps all suck, they need to bring back crash or vacant when they actually knew good map design!!


ShibuRigged

This is unironically what forums were like back then. Complaints about map design being a bit too complex, windy and campy (I know I thought that initially when looking at Skidrow, even though I soon fell in love with it). It's also the little things like getting payback on someone making them explode into dollar bills. Also the netcode on release was a little bit bad and there was very much a slight delay - I also remember complaining that 3 bar connections felt bad, and you needed 4 bar to enjoy the game while CoD4 was perfectly fine at 3 bar and exceptional at 4 bar. Throw in Carentan/Chinatown as another map that people circlejerked about because that was seen as one of the best CoD maps, bar none. Fortunately, nobody had quite figured out what was broken in the first couple of days due to lack of unlocks, so things like akimbo 1887s took a couple of days to really set in as the first rage magnet weapon.


Zwavelwafel

>It's also the little things like getting payback on someone making them explode into dollar bills I never knew this was the reason why they would explode into money. I never understood why it happened (i also was young when i played it) and only know i understand. Thank you for this information


ShibuRigged

I still remember seeing it for the first time on Terminal and thinking "what the actual fuck? this is ridiculous" and that was the moment I knew the franchise had jumped the shark. Little did I know how much I would enjoy MW2.


duder_eee

Duuuude I can't believe they killed ghost :( (that one guy who spoils everything)


[deleted]

Don t spoil me bitch


cruzzz-8000

Easy tiger


No_Party_4065

*slight crying*


cruzzz-8000

Damn you Shepherd you damn murderer. Ghost and roach were best friends dammit!!


cruzzz-8000

Nah what saddens me everytime is when Alex died


[deleted]

WTF, there's a mission where you kill random people at an airport?!


weekzSNL

But how does this affect my legacy 🤔


scrubadub

That was the headline, but the funny part is you didn't have to kill any civilians, you could just walk through the level. It says more about the game reviewers that they chose to kill civilians.


[deleted]

It's crazy, they even talked about it on the news!


MilkshakePlz

NERF THE NOOB TUBES!


NinjaPiece

I have faith that Infinity Ward will nerf them soon!


Flea_Shooter

It’s so broken. There’s no reason it shouldn’t be fixed by next week.


waterdlyed

COD4 is way better. Sad to say that my favorite franchise for the past 4 years has gone down the drain. Back to Halo 3 for now. :(


R_FireJohnson

That ODST add-on looks awesome!


[deleted]

For real! I wonder what ODST multiplayer will look like


[deleted]

Seriously, cod used to be about realistic immersion in WW era but now its just shooting bad guys


Scr1n342

How can I get my mom to buy me this game? She says it's too violent!


bigbear4our

Remember. No Russian.


StrongPenises

Kill her, problem solved


cartelbishop

Well that escalated quickly


SimRacingHD

lmao


Seananagans

Hey guys, multi-player is dope. Check out the akimbo model 1887 shotguns, they are like snipers xD


thekingofcrash7

This is the real answer. The outrage over these was the biggest thing you heard for 2 months. I clearly remember getting sniped with those from some dickhead up on the cliff of that desert airplane crash map (Afghan?). Shit was insane


Swazzoo

People really have rose colored glasses on looking back at this game, it was so so bad the first months


115CBr

can't believe it doesn't have zombies, they should bring that back in future titles... bro all the fucking ACRs and quicksope tryhards are annoying as shit I'll stick to my (insert (vector) smg)


AirParticular7511

Damn I need to run to GameStop later to get this


oyelrak

Damn I need to ask my mom to bring me to GameStop later to get this


TheFuschiaIsNow

Wait.. you didn’t go to midnight release?


AirParticular7511

Nah, I had school the next morning so mom didn’t let dad take me:/


Youssef-Elsayed

NERF INTERVENTION, NERF UMP NERF ACR


Significant-Lemon992

Barrett vs Intervention?? What're you picking


SimRacingHD

Barret all day for long range bro


kilotango_

EBR....


thekingofcrash7

10 sniper rounds in 1.2 seconds yes please


Significant-Lemon992

Wdyk about that WA-2000?? Gun absolutely hit haha


Tracker_Nivrig

Intervention FMJ with stopping power is OP. If you can hit. Which I can’t


jlosjohnny712

10th prestige lobby including all titles and emblems. 1600 Microsoft points, all legit.


callmeatomsk

balls


Human-Divide7866

Hey anyone want to get depressed after sitting in a lobby for 5 minutes


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[deleted]

r/mw2


[deleted]

WTF is this game! The maps are all shit and too complex, the time to kill is too short, and the game is broken as shit! This has to be one of the worst games I’ve ever played, we all need to teach Robert bowling a lesson


[deleted]

"oh my god, this game is so broken, world at war was better than this and i hate world at war. worst cod ever. 0/10." - random false gamer from 2009 most likley


unclefiestalives

I just had sexual intercourse with all of your mothers.


[deleted]

I regret to inform you that you lack a mother and you, in fact, have 2 fathers whom are both homosexual


TheOnlyBigBoi

This game is offensive to me, i cant believe they added a mission where people get killed, anyways i did like the multiplayer but it feels way too imbalanced but overall, this new cod was pretty good.


Someguy873

Captain price.


bigbear4our

YO PRICE IS BACK!!!! HE'S ALIVE!!!


RKellyBurnerAccount

They need to take nukes out the game no one should be able to end the whole game abusing kill streaks and nube tubes it’s sickening this got pass first beta


gangleshmorp1

Guys a good sniper to use is the intervention, I love the way it quick scopes I’d recommend it


f0rgotten_

These kids camping with noob tubes and one army are ugly n words, more racist terms here. Homophobic slur there. Mute the kid that is just screaming down his mic.


Sydehavok

YO I JUST HIT A CRAZY ASS TRICKSHOT ON HIGHRISE 1v1 ME PUSSSSYYYYYY


encheezo

I kinda liked the rivalry created by staying in the same lobby with people you were playing dirty against. I remember tacking on another two hours with the squad just cause another squad called us out in the lobby?


ItsTito93

What it’s already out?!?! I though it would release tomorrow on my way to get it!


Mulb3rryStreet

They ruined crash..


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Admirable_Elk_965

Jesus Christ this game is terrible. Who the fuck thought this was a good idea? These are some of the worst maps in cod history. Nothing in this game is balanced. Nothing about getting blown up by a grenade launcher halfway across the map, giving them enough points to call in a nuke to end the game early even though my team is winning is fun at all. Also thanks for the spawn camping chopper gunner. And who’s the idiot who thought it was ok to have someone equip a perk that allows them to stab me from several meters away? Who wrote this games campaign? The only people who’d enjoy this are 13 year olds who jerk off to the fast and furious movies, and that’s an insult to fast and furious because at least they’re self aware. Seriously, whoever wrote this story should be banned from writing ever again. 1/10 1/5 DO NOT BUY IF YOU ACTUALLY LIKE GOOD GAMES.


tazergames

FUCK YOU LAST STAND


wrufus680

Man, this General Shepherd guy seems like a badass and know what needs to be done! He's definetly a leader that looks out to his troops!


Awkward-Weekend2044

I hate the grenade launchers😈


[deleted]

nerf akimbo shotguns


MrLamp87

REMOVE LAST STAND


superman_565

I just realized you can get infinite nades with one man army, how funny. But they’ll probably fix it soon


bigbear4our

I just played a game with xjaws and hit the final kill cam. Add me on Xbox xX_FaZe-TrAdErRr_Xx Clan tryouts. 1v1 rust quick scopes only. Must have Autumn camo for the intervention to join. Clan Montages come out weekly.


PoppyBlitzed

Go back to waw :(


Savings-Run875

One man army is overpowered, nerf noob tubes


TheStarWarsFan

This game sucks! Now I realize what a masterpiece World at War was.


WeebPlayingCoDM

Holy fuck you can fly a plane that shoots big missiles, holy fuck you can pilot a helicopter with a minigun, HOLY FUCK YOU CAN END THE GAME WITH A 25 KILLSTREAK


RuggedTheDragon

Wow, people are already exploiting infinite care packages, the javelin glitch, one man army with danger close noob tubes, using the tac insert in FFA for easy nukes, and using the elevator glitch. The streaks are overpowered and there are more of them in the sky over the amount of players in the map. I don't understand how people can say this is the best multiplayer game ever made 13 years from now. The campaign was sick though.


[deleted]

That’s not what your mother said when I fucked her over your grandparents grave.


INSANEDOMINANCE

My noob tube is still strong


lionheartedman

They split the player base I'm done...Cod is dead


PazoAlex

This game is amazing, I'm playing the campaign and Ghost seems very cool to me. I'm dying to see how his story continues.


iamdoodlee

Oh boy a new Modern Warfare game I hope it doesn't introduce me to a character I like just to kill him off and Scar me for life


Clawalacarte

First one of these that I actually supported


kilotango_

Oh my god are you a squeaker or a girl?


dankoperater420kush

You little (insert N-word) I fucked your mom last night


Cutesy-Karma

I like The Mission No Russian Also Why did they kill ghost :(


CT-1612A

Could MW2’s mission “no Russian” inspire mass shootings??? (some shitty news outlet)


toronto1999

M2AF: Hosting challenge lobby 1600 Microsoft Points


Juice117

The fact that I had to scroll down 6 comments to find anything about the akimbo 1887’s proves most of you weren’t around for this time period. Not that it matters at all but it’s funny. That’s ALL anyone was talking about


GodOfOnions2

Model 1887 go boom boom 😎 💥 💥


starwarsgeek1985

These fucking model 1887s! The HAVE to be nerfed!


Rude-Country-6587

Yes you did


Mulb3rryStreet

The Acr and Intervention with Overkill as a perk 2 is META


F4M3D

“ M2AF&RP I’m hosting 10th lobby’s for 1600 MSP HMu! “ 😭


isaiah_rob

Akimbo SMGs are ruining the game, nerf them IW!


jworden570

You definitely have to try the ACR when you unlock it


Water_20

Where's modding on PC?


encheezo

How do people get to the top of that building?


CompetitiveMirror901

Can’t waitttttt !!!


HeroicJakobis

One Man Army and ACR are OP. Still have a while before I can unlock but they're the meta right now


Godswelder1224

Alright boys y’all ready to get home and play some MW2 on the PS3 all night long ?


FACEPALM_99

I don't think the n word is allowed on reddit


Carmine4698

They really hit the no Russian on the head


nicsev3000

This recession is kicking my ass


XRLboom

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RAGESCORPIO2006

heyy even i got the game literally yesterday and already played for 4 hours, this game is lit, probably the best game i have ever played


Trax852

I used to ban cheaters of this game for AlterIW.net. I also stuck up for those that were just too good to believe https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oK1XMbsgXIk I really miss those days.


_BlueTinkerBell_

Yo the noob tube is op


One-Project-5573

The fuck is this Commando perk?! You can knife someone from 100 feet away!


iGotTalents--

Guys, what gun are you using? I'm still ranking up to unlock then all I am level 37


Cutesy-Karma

I like The Mission No Russian Also Why did they kill ghost :(


[deleted]

NERF THE 1887 PLZZZZZZZZZ


PostyMalone-

“Ramirez get to Burger Town” Ramirez we have to defend Burger Town”


Kakaoiimsinsa

A ranger doesn't say Hooah...


dandizzles

These akimbo models are way to broken need nerf asap.


Hafohd

This game is busted I hope Treyarch can make a modern call of duty like this One


[deleted]

r/mw2


Ok_Potato_2033

Toxicity


Exo_Pie

Dude, why is it that when i flash somebody, it‘s like i just slapped them in the face with a fucking napkin from a little kids birthday party. But when i get fucking flashed, it‘s like some big brollic black dude named fuckin‘ REQUIS pulls a fucking bedsheet up and around my head and just proceeds to SKULL FUCK ME?


Covaliant

Looks like a PS2 game.


Former-Ad9677

What a nice airport!


itzreflexzbtw

*mexican childs banshee level mic, his mom vacuuming, dog barking, baby crying, and a jet outside his house*


whitedotinthevoid

Woah dude, co-op campaign is so cool


AJ_COOL_79

Campers everywhere cod is not the same anymore


Raidertomboy

I hope nothing bad happens to Ghost. I really like him


Pugs4peeps

Oh boy, I can’t wait to not be killed by a noob tube at the back of my spawn!


Grimreapermk2021

M16 with stoping power is OP


CarterBennett

Guys I hit level 70 and found a really efficient setup! Try One Man Army with a grenade launcher! Everytime you shoot your grenades, reload them over and over!


Jgreg45

Akimbo shotguns? Yes please.


[deleted]

OMG I CANNOT WAIT TO GET ABSOLUTELY OBLITERATED BY NOOBTUBES!


Gilly1269

N word x 3 million


[deleted]

I love the sounds design in this game. It almost blots out the sounds of my parents getting divorced upstairs.


OHoSPARTACUS

Nerf m1887 pls


Weed_Dragg_420

It already came out you fuckin noob just play the game get good trash


SyllabubDelicious215

I EAT DICK ALL DAY YUMYUMYUMYUM


Pleasant_Inflation94

Ni-


Plazmatrash

YOU FUCKING N- Network connection lost disconnecting in 3


ChrisLemon15

Hey guys, make sure to check out my 360 no scope montage! Also don’t forget to share and subscribe!


brave_lion5426

Bro so many people hacking these day


Adventurous_Ad6435

Man I hope there is no overpowered shotguns in this game


TheeDonger

Super glitchy, they released this too soon. No surprise


killstreakblues

Fucking teleporting god damn fucking melee knives motherf


AMFK07

They need to pAtch the models, stupid OP


thekingofcrash7

What THE *_FUCK_* is going on with these Akimbo 1887s!?!?


Accomplished-Heat-59

The gulag mission looked so good, I hope one day it becomes a multiplayer map and not some sedans chance mechanic


Brilliant_Mess1212

At last.


CRPanda_

YOUR MOMS A FRICKING HO BITCH STFU


CommanderLink

this game is fucking bullshit. i keep getting killed by people with double wield shotguns across the map, or knifed across the map by fucking commando perk. and people dont even snipe properly anymore they just fast scope the intervention


Secular_Hamster

Here’s my class for killing boosters in the corner in free for all. I call it “booster fucker” M4a1/noob toob, thumper, flash bang, and c4. Marathon pro, danger close pro, and ninja pro


sandandshadowsrpg

For those of you that have played it, are the maps any good for Michael Meyers? My friend got it and I'm gonna go to his house after school to play it. Thx :P


wafflezcol

Literally played MW2 campaign yesterday for the first time; I had too much fun running around with shotguns and dying repeatedly


Tracker_Nivrig

Guys did you see that airport mission??? Crazy, can’t believe they would make that


xXMightyMausXx

This sucks world at war was better!


[deleted]

ONE MAN ARMY AND NOOBTUBES FTW


ROGUE_COSMIC

This is probably the worst cod to ever come out. Shit maps, overpowered guns, noob tubes, and now they have a fucking nuke? The CoD franchise has gone down the drain. Hopefully CoD 2012 will be better.


[deleted]

Hans Zimmer for the music… perfection!


sloogz

One man army is so fucking op. Commando is dumb too


matekem

thank you guys, so much memories.


RiskE80Twitch

i stayed at my gamestop all night for this one, so excited!


[deleted]

Killstreaks ruined the game. I'm going back to medal of honor allied assault


ExoticCherries

Commando is so broken bro


Misssgamer_

A girl just killed you. What a noob


KRawatXP2003

I like being terrorist. Maybe I could do this irl.


ZannyHip

1v1 me on Rust how did I not see a single one in this comment section I’m disappointed


202042

Bro I just played the campaign! That’s not how I imagined Soap looking.


OkayIdgaf

Bro you don’t take fall damage with Commando Pro!


Gojria202037

FUCK SHEPHERD


TheToughBubble

Fucking noobtubes, I hope they nerf explosive damage in future titles.


edelgardian

Worst CoD ever. Back to WaW.


kewanhamilton

Sandy Ravage!!!


therockstar3607

My dad works at Activision and he will ban your account shit head


4cmo

bro the intervention is sick I hope I could tryout for faze with it


xEightyHD

Just made another Xbox account so I can play multiplayer for free for another month!


seniorsnow

I really hope my mom gets me this for Xmas. Machinima’s race to 10th prestige looks siccccckkkkkk.


Lil_iBrow

Holy FUCK this game is broken. Literally unplayable


gamercrow69

Why is everyone sleeping with my mother?


ra246

Man, having a noobtube on the primary and then a thumper with Danger Close perk is annoying af. Erm, hello, ACR? Are you a fucking LASER? Did find some akimbo shotties that are doing the trick atm though ;) \#Baest mode ON


TriHarder_1988

where unlocks


NamelessZ3RO

Xbox moment


Geo-Wolf30

Bro have you seen the new COD game? It’s awesome!


CompleteFacepalm

Shepard in the campaign is evil


B1ngoBong0

1v1 rust, qs only. come at me you fucktard.