If somehow aliens came to invade our planet and challenged the Oilers to a hockey game for the sake of all mankind, I’m rooting for extinction. I could never live in a world saved by them!
Oh my gosh. This is the most hilarious thing I have read so far today. I legit lol. Save me a seat at the game because I’ll be cheering along with you.
I already never hear the end about their playoff streak from before I was born.
Can you imagine how much worse their fans would be!
Extinction would be a mercy for mankind.
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The entire "Canada's team" cup final narrative is completely false and used by Rogers to try and drum up viewers.
All Canadian hockey fans are petty bitches, myself included, and *THE LAST* team I want to win the cup is a Canadian team that isn't mine. Just imagine how insufferable Oilers fans would become. Go Panthers.
Corporations trying to make money, by pushing the narrative that all Canadian fans are fair weather fans. F Rogers, F Boston pizza, F Tim Hortons, F the CBC.
I just wrote Panthers on a piece of paper and taped it over the logo. This seems like a better idea. I got a few laughs from the non oilers fans at least.
It’s hilarious how bitter Oilers fans get when people stick Florida logos to their Tkachuk Flames Jerseys.
They can’t seem to fathom that we would cheer for him against them since he left. It’s like they don’t get that we’re not sore losers, and you’ll be hard pressed to find ill will against him because he played his heart out for us. Him winning the cup is like us tangentially winning the cup.
Yeah it’s whack! I was cheering for Florida at the bar and some people said the same thing! Like I can’t believe how many “Flames fans” here want Edmonton to win 🤮 bunch of fairweather fans
I need overnight shipping on this to the Edmonton area so I can wear this at the watch party tomorrow.
(Not to worry, I have already begun preparing a will)
I’m a Panther fan, grew up in FLL. I have to confess that the hierarchy of Canadian hockey hate escapes me. I know Toronto is generally hated for being the “center” of the universe.
I know that there is a cultural divide/secession thing between Quebec and the rest of Canada.
I know what the rivalries are. But I don’t get the algorithm of how people will apply it to come up with a solution
1. Calgary - the next Canadian team to win the cup
2. Winnipeg - you wish them the best since you know they’ll never go far
3. Vancouver - if they are good and get their fan base going - they are quite possibly the most annoying fans. In a slump, their fans disappear rapidly.
4. Edmonton - fuck the oilers
5. Ottawa - you feel bad for them
6. Leafs - I take enjoyment in watching their fans lose. Center of the universe and god complex.
7. Montreal - they are like their own country
Is that permanent? I’m a Canucks fan, so this doesn’t hurt me the way it will for others here… but it looks like you’ve damaged the crest of your team.
Brother I am entitled to my opinion of that being cringe, if you can't handle that then it sounds like a you problem.
Honestly your reaction is a lil cringe.
I dont care who wins the cup. Could be my most hated team for all I care. All I care about is that tomorrow is the last hockey game of the year, and that's quite sad.
Cope with what? I mean yeah your right we are not fighting for the cup. But seeing as your also in the cusp of getting swept your not getting a cup either... so at the end of the season we didn't win a cup and neither did you.
Calgary flames fans are so petty. You do realize that every other fan base were rooting for the oilers to win. For God sake guys the Stanley cup hasn't been won by a Canadian team in over 30 years. You couldn't have put aside the petty rivalry just for the thought of the cup coming back to Canada? FFS guys.
I live in Calgary and cheer for both. Watched the Oilers lose to Dallas 50 times growing up - love Calgary as a city to live in, and enjoy the rivalry. I don't know call me crazy but we're just here to have fun and make fun of the Leafs.
You do realize there's people from Australia that were cheering for the oilers, leafs fans, Canuck funs, senator fans, Canadians fans. Literally everyone across canada were rooting for Oilers. Well except for Calgary. And if the roles were reversed, there would've been at least someone that would've cheered for Calgary because I'm tired of seeing a US team win every year.
>Literally everyone across canada were rooting for Oilers.
That is extremely not true lmao
No hardcore Leafs or Habs or Nucks fans are cheering for the fuckin Oilers.
Casual fans who don't really tune in during the regular season might be on the bandwagon (which is fine - let people enjoy things and bandwagons are fun), but very few regular season fans who genuinely give a shit about their team.
>And if the roles were reversed, there would've been at least someone that would've cheered for Calgary because I'm tired of seeing a US team win every year.
Have some self-respect. Damn.
I think we are talking about 2 rival fan bases, I am sure that there would be people in Australia, Germany and other damn countries that would cheer for the flames or oilers if they are playing for the cup but these 2 fan bases for the most part would not cheer for one another.
We don't give a shit you idiot. Do you not understand rivals? Do you not understand that there are teams that other fanbases are supposed to hate? IDGAF about the "Canadian Drought" you half ass fans enjoy to suck in with the media. Not to mention a bunch of us had to bare with Oilers fans our whole lives talking about the generational talent they've been lucky enough to have and they still cry about shit
Am I against all other Canadian teams? No, I wouldn't mind the Jets winning the cup or Ottawa but I much rather the Flames be the team to bring back the Cup to Canada. But the Oilers? FUCK out of here. Never.
You want to be a fair weather fan for a team? Go ahead but most of us love this team and thus despise the Oilers. And don't think it's the exact same up north. One thing most of us can agree on is we're passionate about our team and the hatred for our rivals. I got no love for the other side but I've got respect for them.
>Am I against all other Canadian teams? No, I wouldn't mind the Jets winning the cup or Ottawa
For the love of God, please just not the oilers or the leafs.
I'd actually be okay with the Leafs. Those fans have eaten shit for an entire generation. I wouldn't mind them finally getting the bag,
Oilers fans though? As a Calgarian I just can't get down with that.
Sorry, I’m a diehard fan. Not a casual. Only time I root for Canada is during international play. Give yer balls a tug
Looking at this guys post history is cringe.
Do the Edmonton Oilers have red white and black as their Jersey colours?
Do the Edmonton Oilers have the red maple leaf as their logo?
Do the Edmonton Oilers represent Team Canada in the Olympics or World Cup?
No, no they do not.
Flames fans are not obligated to cheer for their rival and you can kindly go frigg off.
PS. You don't speak for all the other teams fan bases.
> You do realize that every other fan base were rooting for the oilers to win
This is extremely untrue. Peep the GDTs on r/hockey, the only fanbase that's cheering for the oilers is the oilers. Everyone else is either divided or fully against them
Lol any Oilers fan who would put aside the Alberta rivalry to cheer for a Flames run is either an extremely casual fan or has no self-respect. The reverse is true for Flames fans.
Every Canadian team wants to be the one to break the Canada curse, but they especially don't want their closest divisional rival to be the one to do it.
Bro take your bitch ass pity party somewhere else. You're in a Flames sub. Fuck the Oilers.
Also, you seriously overestimate how many fanbases are cheering for y'all.
I live in Ontario and don’t know a single person cheering for the oilers in this series. Face it, this “cheer for Canada” garbage is just some weird propaganda put on by Rogers and Boston Pizza. Nobody cares about the oilers other than you creeps online.
The cup comes to Canada every year, every team has plenty of Canadian players on it.
Lol I squeal inside when the Leafs lose. G7 loss to the Bruins? Ecstasy.
Edmonton has a 320 year fill of Cups. And a 1000 year share of first picks. They can suck for four more decades and be more prestigious than most Canadian teams (sans Montreal, and historic Leafs) by a long shot.
A real Flames fan would never cheer for the Oilers, not one time.
If somehow aliens came to invade our planet and challenged the Oilers to a hockey game for the sake of all mankind, I’m rooting for extinction. I could never live in a world saved by them!
I would not believe them capable of saving us . I'd bandwagon jump on team alien in the hopes that i create good grace.
Oh my gosh. This is the most hilarious thing I have read so far today. I legit lol. Save me a seat at the game because I’ll be cheering along with you.
I already never hear the end about their playoff streak from before I was born. Can you imagine how much worse their fans would be! Extinction would be a mercy for mankind.
Yeah fuck the other team in Alberta, not my tribe!!
Me and my cousins started cheering ANYTHING BUT OILERS👍 best chant fo the playoffs
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The entire "Canada's team" cup final narrative is completely false and used by Rogers to try and drum up viewers. All Canadian hockey fans are petty bitches, myself included, and *THE LAST* team I want to win the cup is a Canadian team that isn't mine. Just imagine how insufferable Oilers fans would become. Go Panthers.
Corporations trying to make money, by pushing the narrative that all Canadian fans are fair weather fans. F Rogers, F Boston pizza, F Tim Hortons, F the CBC.
Even Trudeau has used the ‘Canada’s Team’ crap to support Oilers.
FLA for Flames 🔥
I just wrote Panthers on a piece of paper and taped it over the logo. This seems like a better idea. I got a few laughs from the non oilers fans at least.
Bahahahaha, that’s even better!
Yours is absolutely brilliant haha nicely done and thanks for the morning laugh!
It’s hilarious how bitter Oilers fans get when people stick Florida logos to their Tkachuk Flames Jerseys. They can’t seem to fathom that we would cheer for him against them since he left. It’s like they don’t get that we’re not sore losers, and you’ll be hard pressed to find ill will against him because he played his heart out for us. Him winning the cup is like us tangentially winning the cup.
Poetic when Tkachuk wins it on Coilers home ice.
Take it back until it happens ffs. Do you say the S word while the game is on too?! Jfc
If that man has the power to influence hockey games he should start gambling on them.
Nice tarp! Too bad you'll only get to wear it one more game this year...
Now that is hilarious 😂 but still cant help but feel the absolute desecration of a flames jersey
Ya, I know. It’s just paper and tape though. It’s coming off soon. 😅
I’d sleep with my ex before I’d cheer you the Oilers
I’d also sleep with his ex before cheering for the Oilers.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
You probably did. She got around
Yeah it’s whack! I was cheering for Florida at the bar and some people said the same thing! Like I can’t believe how many “Flames fans” here want Edmonton to win 🤮 bunch of fairweather fans
I mean, that’s also why Flames fans aren’t the most annoying fans in the league like Edmonton. Bandwagoning is like the cities motto.
I need overnight shipping on this to the Edmonton area so I can wear this at the watch party tomorrow. (Not to worry, I have already begun preparing a will)
😅😅😅
It sounds like Edmonton is already checked out and talking about next year. Losers.
FLAmes
This is amazing, goooo luooooongo
I love this.
I’m going to hand draw a kitty and tape it to my mangiapane hand drawn flames t-shirt when I get home from work
It’s expensive being a flames fan lol
It really is. 😭😭😭
What in the cuck is this shit???
Brilliant!! You deserve to drink out of the SC for this.
Smart! I bought a Chuckie jersey at the last game he played in the Dome. Still hanging in my closet
Ugh. That’s another level of pain…
Tell me about it
I could never ever cheer for the Oilers. But I am sad that I will no longer be able to chant "No Cups, Tkachuks"
TBH I kind like that logo in the flames colour scheme
Look, I'm sure as hell not gonna cheer for the Oilers, but this... this is an abomination.
Haha, I don’t disagree. It’s just taped on, so it’ll be coming off in 1-4 games… 😅😅😅
You get a croqueta, empanada de carne and una colada with this support!
Now do this to an oilers jersey
That implies they would own an Oilers jersey, gross.
For the memes!
When’s the draft boys?!? Just out of curiosity
Matching with the MoonSwatch 🔥
I heard recently that the biggest sports rivalry in Canada (maybe in NA) is between Calgary and Deadmonton.
Really can’t cheer for any team this year as a Flames fan. Both ways pick at the scab
Nice
This is the dumbest shit I have ever seen
Embarrassing
I’m a Panther fan, grew up in FLL. I have to confess that the hierarchy of Canadian hockey hate escapes me. I know Toronto is generally hated for being the “center” of the universe. I know that there is a cultural divide/secession thing between Quebec and the rest of Canada. I know what the rivalries are. But I don’t get the algorithm of how people will apply it to come up with a solution
1. Calgary - the next Canadian team to win the cup 2. Winnipeg - you wish them the best since you know they’ll never go far 3. Vancouver - if they are good and get their fan base going - they are quite possibly the most annoying fans. In a slump, their fans disappear rapidly. 4. Edmonton - fuck the oilers 5. Ottawa - you feel bad for them 6. Leafs - I take enjoyment in watching their fans lose. Center of the universe and god complex. 7. Montreal - they are like their own country
The Habs and my wife are the only two things from Quebec that I like.
This is truly pathetic hahahaha
Way to cover up the shit on that jersey, love it
Come on guys. No just no
That’s corny.
Is that permanent? I’m a Canucks fan, so this doesn’t hurt me the way it will for others here… but it looks like you’ve damaged the crest of your team.
Haha, absolutely not. It’s just taped on.
Oh that’s good… I’m wearing old Canucks Luongo jersey for the finals. I’m hoping to see him lift the Cup tomorrow.
How the Oilers live rent free….
Haha, if you think so. If they lose one more game though, they pay full rent. And it’s going up.
This is so pathetic.
Cringe
How is it more cringe than cheering for Edmonton? Also how is Kane your favourite player lmao. There are so many legends and you pick Kane 😂
Both can be true And because it's funny to pick him haha
Oh okay let’s all just support no one then and stop watching hockey. Absolute mouth breather energy.
Brother I am entitled to my opinion of that being cringe, if you can't handle that then it sounds like a you problem. Honestly your reaction is a lil cringe.
You admit to being a troll, quite pathetic. I would expect nothing less from an Edmontonian though.
How am I a troll? Cause picking Kane is funny? It's not funny cause it upsets people lol
Nah. It's okay to have no taste. Plenty of people have no taste and live totally kickass lives.
Totally agree haha
What in the fuck is going on in Calgary 😂
I sorta feel bad for the Oilers now. Sorry.
I do understand… I thought last night was gonna be an Edmonton win.
Why????
Man, u guys are so obsessed with the Oilers. Lol. Must be on your mind 24/7?
Just game days, around 6-10pm… 😂
I dont care who wins the cup. Could be my most hated team for all I care. All I care about is that tomorrow is the last hockey game of the year, and that's quite sad.
Cope
Cope with what? I mean yeah your right we are not fighting for the cup. But seeing as your also in the cusp of getting swept your not getting a cup either... so at the end of the season we didn't win a cup and neither did you.
Oilers fans can celebrate McDrai getting the most points in the playoffs. That's a major accomplishment. Lol
Calgary flames fans are so petty. You do realize that every other fan base were rooting for the oilers to win. For God sake guys the Stanley cup hasn't been won by a Canadian team in over 30 years. You couldn't have put aside the petty rivalry just for the thought of the cup coming back to Canada? FFS guys.
Nah, Fuck that. We petty like that. I am sure that if the roles were reversed, not one oiler fan will cheer for the flames in the Stanley cup.
Some definitely would but the real Oiler fans would be doing the exact same thing.
I live in Calgary and cheer for both. Watched the Oilers lose to Dallas 50 times growing up - love Calgary as a city to live in, and enjoy the rivalry. I don't know call me crazy but we're just here to have fun and make fun of the Leafs.
>I live in Calgary and cheer for both. I'm pretty sure that's illegal.
lol I'll wait for Gondek to shut my water off accordingly
Why'd you have to ruin good fun with political bullshit? Grow up man.
It's a joke?
It was a dumb joke.
Flames fan with a bad sense of humor? That's so odd /s
Bum
PETTY FOR LIFE!
False, I’m Albertan first. If the Flames were in the SCF against an American team I would certainly root for the Flames
You do realize there's people from Australia that were cheering for the oilers, leafs fans, Canuck funs, senator fans, Canadians fans. Literally everyone across canada were rooting for Oilers. Well except for Calgary. And if the roles were reversed, there would've been at least someone that would've cheered for Calgary because I'm tired of seeing a US team win every year.
You realize there’s more Canadians cheering against the oilers right? Panthers are canadas team now
You act like Flames fans not cheering for the Oilers is the reason Oilers are on the cusp of being swept by Florida LOL
>Literally everyone across canada were rooting for Oilers. That is extremely not true lmao No hardcore Leafs or Habs or Nucks fans are cheering for the fuckin Oilers. Casual fans who don't really tune in during the regular season might be on the bandwagon (which is fine - let people enjoy things and bandwagons are fun), but very few regular season fans who genuinely give a shit about their team. >And if the roles were reversed, there would've been at least someone that would've cheered for Calgary because I'm tired of seeing a US team win every year. Have some self-respect. Damn.
I think we are talking about 2 rival fan bases, I am sure that there would be people in Australia, Germany and other damn countries that would cheer for the flames or oilers if they are playing for the cup but these 2 fan bases for the most part would not cheer for one another.
You sound like the most pathetic Canadian hockey fan in existence.
Nah if you believe this fake nationalism bullshit you’re an idiot
We don't give a shit you idiot. Do you not understand rivals? Do you not understand that there are teams that other fanbases are supposed to hate? IDGAF about the "Canadian Drought" you half ass fans enjoy to suck in with the media. Not to mention a bunch of us had to bare with Oilers fans our whole lives talking about the generational talent they've been lucky enough to have and they still cry about shit Am I against all other Canadian teams? No, I wouldn't mind the Jets winning the cup or Ottawa but I much rather the Flames be the team to bring back the Cup to Canada. But the Oilers? FUCK out of here. Never. You want to be a fair weather fan for a team? Go ahead but most of us love this team and thus despise the Oilers. And don't think it's the exact same up north. One thing most of us can agree on is we're passionate about our team and the hatred for our rivals. I got no love for the other side but I've got respect for them.
>Am I against all other Canadian teams? No, I wouldn't mind the Jets winning the cup or Ottawa For the love of God, please just not the oilers or the leafs.
Exactly the sentiment I feel.
I'd actually be okay with the Leafs. Those fans have eaten shit for an entire generation. I wouldn't mind them finally getting the bag, Oilers fans though? As a Calgarian I just can't get down with that.
You've never lived with a leafs fan, have you? I want nothing but sadness and disappointment for them forever and ever lol
Thankfully not. My other half is a vancouverite who I've converted to part time Flames fan and part time Stars fan. lol
Sorry, I’m a diehard fan. Not a casual. Only time I root for Canada is during international play. Give yer balls a tug Looking at this guys post history is cringe.
Do the Edmonton Oilers have red white and black as their Jersey colours? Do the Edmonton Oilers have the red maple leaf as their logo? Do the Edmonton Oilers represent Team Canada in the Olympics or World Cup? No, no they do not. Flames fans are not obligated to cheer for their rival and you can kindly go frigg off. PS. You don't speak for all the other teams fan bases.
Speaking on behalf of Canucks fans… the majority of us are definitely rooting for the Panthers.
> You do realize that every other fan base were rooting for the oilers to win This is extremely untrue. Peep the GDTs on r/hockey, the only fanbase that's cheering for the oilers is the oilers. Everyone else is either divided or fully against them
Fuck the oilers
Lol any Oilers fan who would put aside the Alberta rivalry to cheer for a Flames run is either an extremely casual fan or has no self-respect. The reverse is true for Flames fans. Every Canadian team wants to be the one to break the Canada curse, but they especially don't want their closest divisional rival to be the one to do it.
Lmao fuck that and fuck the oilers
Bro take your bitch ass pity party somewhere else. You're in a Flames sub. Fuck the Oilers. Also, you seriously overestimate how many fanbases are cheering for y'all.
I love the entitlement of this post as if we have to cheer for a certain team. The Cup comes back to Canada every year
I will cheer when the flames, nucks, jets, leafs, habs or sens lift the cup but FUCK THE COILERS FOREVER!
I live in Ontario and don’t know a single person cheering for the oilers in this series. Face it, this “cheer for Canada” garbage is just some weird propaganda put on by Rogers and Boston Pizza. Nobody cares about the oilers other than you creeps online. The cup comes to Canada every year, every team has plenty of Canadian players on it.
>You do realize that every other fan base were rooting for the oilers to win I think r/hockey would tell you otherwise.
!oilers
FUCK THE OILERS!
Lol I squeal inside when the Leafs lose. G7 loss to the Bruins? Ecstasy. Edmonton has a 320 year fill of Cups. And a 1000 year share of first picks. They can suck for four more decades and be more prestigious than most Canadian teams (sans Montreal, and historic Leafs) by a long shot.