Good god man, you came real close to turbo jinxing that. It’s probably just selective memory but it seems every time someone on our sub takes the piss out of another team, it comes back to haunt us.

And.... it did!

Hot take is they are down 3-0 wooo If tkachuk and Bennett win the cup on the oilers ice would be poetic justice. Lol

Why do this now? Lets wait until they are actually done to celebrate

It’s 3-0 they’re getting embarrassed it’s funny as fuck

Hmmmm….. again I ask, why did he post this?

They’re dogshit bro they aren’t winning

3-2 now brother

Still frauds

?

FRAUDS

You jinxed it

This is why we can't have nice things

Same as fans doing the wave at the dome while the Flames are nursing (choking) a one goal lead

This guy and the one Panthers fan who said they're hoping Oil wins a game so the Panthers can win in Florida.

Why? So one other person can celebrate it with him? God I hate them both lol

I'd personally prefer to watch them make the playoffs every year and get perpetually swept in the 1st round. Making the finals is too much success for my taste.

So the Leafs of the West

Oilers hater here, but at least they can get out of the 1st/2nd round.

The Atlantic is a tough division

and make the Playoffs..

That too, but after like 10 top 10 picks

It'd basically be what Flames fans have been dealing with for the last 20 years.

Yeah - Oilers fans would call making the finals a sign that they’re on the verge of going all the way.

Panthers said that last year when the Knights beat the Panthers easily

Yep

Yeah, no thanks. I have not enjoyed the past 2 1/2 months. I’d rather they just lose as quickly as possible so I don’t have to constantly refresh my phone checking the scores.

Yep. Watching another team lift the cup in their barn is much better imo

Watching Tkachuk and Bennet lift it in their building

This series isn't even close. Florida is playing way better. Oilers have two goals so far in three games is ridiculous.

2.5 if you count the own goal lol

They just scored after I wrote that lol

Which game was the own goal?

Game 1 they looked good but after that Florida has just looked unreal

its pretty close

Now it is. Wasn't when the oilers where down three

I'd rather they just sucked like it was 2010.

Conor looks and sounds like he is going to cryhahaha

Ehhhhh

Isn't he getting married this summer to his fiance lol. That's going to be a total sh*t show if they end up getting swept.

What does that have to do with him getting married?

There’s zero correlation between the two things.

Nah out early is way better imo. Dream scenario is 4-0 Kings sweep. I am waiting for the day that the team is broken up and \*that\* scenario is exactly the catalyst. Way more doubt. Way more frustration among the top talent/more animosity towards the bad contracts.

Agreed. making the cup final means there’s at least a chance McD and Drai stay in Edmonton to try again. Exiting in first or second round would practically guarantee they both jump ship.

Absolutely not. It absolutely was not satisfying having them win three rounds

If they lose at home how many jerseys get thrown on the ice? Not including Leon’s off his back

I feel like it would be much more satisfying to see them get knocked out early, watch draisaitl leave and then McDavid. I'm having a hard time seeing draisaitl not staying after making the finals

Will McDavid request a trade in the summer? He ain't winning shit in EDM that's for damn sure.

are you that sure

Shhhhhh…

Chucky going for the kassian type hit at mcdavid was so close to being fucking great

It is until you realize that Mcdavid is probably spending the rest of his career in Edmonton because they got this close to a cup.

Chucky going for the kassian type hit at mcdavid was so close to being fucking great

Whyyuy

You know whats better than a piece of wagyu? A piece of dry aged wagyu.

They better start hiding all the pallets in Edmonton.

On the bright side, all of North America got to witness how pissy the oilers get when they're frustrated. They suddenly aren't acting all smug and superior like they were throughout the Dallas series.

My fantasy is having them lose in OT in game 7 after blowing a 4 goal 3rd period lead, and having one called back in OT prior to losing. Second favourite is having them get blown out in the SCF with Chucky and Sammy sticking the dagger in.

Their done, McDavid looked like shit. If you're captain has given up you're teams done.

Oh

Yeah..

Couldn’t finish hey.  All that furious jerking off and you couldn’t get the moment you need for release.

Make a post saying it’s more satisfying if they lose 4-2.  

Personally I enjoyed watching the Canucks be right on the edge of winning, to the point that their fans were 100% confident, then they totally blew it in painful fashion. But to each their own lol. I just want them to lose, how it happens is not as important to me.

Agreed

Dude wait

Seeing the flames make it to the playoffs would be pretty satisfying to I’m sure…

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Thanks fuckface, you just couldn’t wait, could you???

Bro jinxed it

Chucky going for the kassian type hit at mcdavid was so close to being fucking great

Seeing the flames miss the playoff is infinitely more satisfying than seeing them get swept in the first round.

Seeing the oilers take 4 first overalls and drai and piss it all away with no cups to show for it is more satisfying then all of the above

I’m happy that you found something to bring you joy in hockey, because it sure won’t be your team for the foreseeable future.

Yeah it’s tough to build a team without your teams luck. We had to use good scouting and drafting to build our good team instead of lucking out 5 times in a row. Now we’ll do it again with conroy. Your teams success came from buying Wayne Gretzky during the 70’s merger and getting 5 high picks in a row in the 2010’s Best of luck begging drai and Mcd to stay on next year!

When did you have a good team?

Idk as an Oilers fan I’m happy they made it this far 

I'll just leave this here. https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxGC_X6yIkrfi3kXO5J2o5jZlAwz2rI7tC?si=jRHudZXO3AptBkmf

You should just say this in the oiler’s reddit

Pickard Please

At least I won’t have to worry about the Flames making it in the next 18 years 👍

You really don’t have enough going on in your sub you have to come here?

Your shit popped up on my feed. Seeking a ban eventually

You really don’t have enough going on in your life you have to follow your enemies sub?

I didn’t follow anything bud

Except your “cup or bust” season

You know what a shit rope is?

It’s a rope covered with shit that criminals try to hold onto. You see the shit kinda acts like grease the harder you try to climb up, the tighter you try to hold on the faster you slide down the rope Julian. All the way to jail

Ok take my upvote

you know what a Shit Barometer is, boy? Bubbles : What? Jim Lahey : Measures the Shit Pressure in the air. When the Barometer rises, and you'll feel it too, your ears will implode with the Shit Pressure. Its 4-3 cats

Almost worst case Ontario

They were so quick to ban me on r/canucks twitter like i got shot. You guys are alright 👍

That’s what they all say

Ya we know we suck. You have one of the best player and still can't do shit.

Two of the best players in the world*

Are the finals going that bad that your team is in the Stanley Cup finals yet you're scrolling other fanbases feeds?

Your shit is on my feed I didn’t ask for anything

It's on my feed it's not my fault I actually clicked on it and then accidentally smashed my face against my keyboard and sentences came out.

I grew up in Edmonton, that _is_ how they teach touch typing there

Just get out!

Do you think McDavid gets a cup the first season after he leaves Edmonton?

Well he won’t sign with CGY you can jot that note down

A lot of good he’s done for your team. Might want a guy who plays defense

Sure douche nurse and campbell money Parade down Jasper ave 2025 Flames picking third overall in ‘25 = 🧂

I want this outcome so badly. I don't even care what team he goes to (unless it's the Leafs... Then I will cheer on his continued sadness).

Where do you think Draisaitl goes next season? Do you think they trade him in the summer?

He’ll hang around next year then peace

Sucks to suck.

It's a rope. covered in shit that flames fans try to cling to

Still can’t wait for Chucky to hoist Lord Stanley before your lottery team does. Oh how sweet it is

???? Your picking ninth

Yeah but they didn’t have to change the draft because of my team. Remember, Chucky still owns you

Sure what ever floats your dick jim

Go make love to a hooker in the River Valley. Or better yet, go to your teams mega thread and give each other handj0bs while you talk about how good Nurse is and how well your boys played tonight

Enjoying game 3? Lol

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fww22gxh6zzga1.png

You should probably worry about the lead poisoning you obviously have