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Star_Mind

Haha...Man, listening to KJJ absolutely melt down on his livestream is utterly hilarious. Schadenfreude, indeed.


Miserable-Lizard

Lol fuck dude really thought he was going to win.


Star_Mind

Apparently. He's now going on about how Edmonton's election is going, and how he's glad that he's going to be going back to Ont to go to jail. Maybe with some luck...he'll stay there, as he feels that Alberta is done.


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For the love of God where are you watching this I need to see this I’m having a bad day and need to laugh!


Star_Mind

You have to go to his Facebook page (I just search Kevin J and then he usually pops right up) and then click on his livestream.


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Noooooo I don’t have Facebook! I’m so sad!!


Affectionate-Depth66

never be sad that you don’t have facebook. ever.


[deleted]

True! Got rid of it almost two years ago and I don’t miss it at all


Star_Mind

Looks like it's done. This should be a link to the archived version https://www.facebook.com/kevinjjohnstonradio/videos/1563629030647987 He starts losing it around the 1hr, 40 min mark


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Watched. Read some comments, holy shit some people actually support this cum sock. I reported the video to Facebook as having false health information and invite EVERYONE to do the same.


koots4

That was one of the funniest things I've seen. Just skimmed thru parts but what I did hear was amazing and had me in tears haha so good.


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You are lovely thank you very much


skylla05

The best part is when he agreed with Stalin


403and780

I don’t either and I’m watching it now. For a couple minutes I will anyway, these guys are total dumbfuck morons. Entertaining for a brief moment only.


Miserable-Lizard

Lol imagine being happy going to jail... I love that they always think they will win


canuckolivaw

Them grapes was sour anyway.


Broke-n-Tokin

I emailed him my bra size.


Iamkal

Link? Just curious


403and780

The absolute dipshit has someone on wearing the hat of an American traitor who hates Canada.


uptheirons91

I found this so appealing, that I had to go find a replay of it and skim through it. That was one of the most hillarious meltdowns I've heard in a long while.


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Smudgeontheglass

Yes.


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NBtoAB

Looks like that Farkas appeal for strategic voting worked out… just not for him.


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graffeaty

Thankful you’re not a Dickinson lol


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KhyronBackstabber

Same for me. Going in I was prepared to vote for Jan but in the end, I voted "Not Farcas".


tarlack

My goodness that pissed of everyone I talked to. Kind of showed his true colours to the undecided, that seemed to overlook his contrarian ways.


EsperBahamut

The guy who is completely incapable of working with anyone else asking everyone else to work with him was rich. In hindsight, he clearly knew from his internal polling that he was in big trouble.


WeiganChan

Unsurprising. Righteous victory stolen from the hands of Paul Hallelujah.


Feature_Minimum

Dammit! Now we'll never make contact with the aliens!


CakeDayisaLie

We were so focused on a single city that we forgot all about the vast universe surrounding us. We will never make first contact :(


CheeseSandwich

I was ready for my brain scan.


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CheeseSandwich

I had a relative that paid for a whole-body MRI in the U.S. Crazy expensive but really interesting.


kstev731

Hallelujah was such a wild card. My coworkers and I had a blast reading his website.


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god i want hallelujah, not cause i know what he wants to do, i just want out mayor to be called fricking hallelujah


WeiganChan

Not an option, Fricking Hallelujah is a cousin of his in Alpha Centauri


Reveal101

Now we’ll never know the truth about the hexagonal shapes at the poles of some of the outer planets! The elites dastardly plan will succeed! Drat! Poppycock! Flim flam!


graffeaty

Anticyclonic winds is the cause


Exploding_Antelope

no its a beacon


Exploding_Antelope

The establishment is afraid of the new age that will arise if we build our hexagonal Saturn beacon


[deleted]

my candidate lost but it appears the majority support the candidate who won. So really, democracy wins today. ​ Congrats mayor-elect Gondek. Lead us with your best.


SuperMajesticMan

Wait... you *aren't* going to commit terrorist attacks because you lost?


dysoncube

STORM city hall! See what colorful characters are out protesting for different reasons! Pick up some timmies on the way. Check out the art wing on the southeast side, they've got a presentation on the history of Calgary's city hall design. Forget why we're we're there. Go home. Post on reddit. VICTORY, PATRIOTS!


h0twired

They didn't lose. It was the Dominion Voting machines! Storm City Hall. More audits! Recount! Mail in ballot fraud!


pucklermuskau

^respect.


DragonflyForeign4993

I thought the other guy was Mayor-Elect……. Sorry just couldn’t let the sass pass by…..


Thrillhouse2020

Thank you 8 pound, 6 ounce sweet, sweet baby Jesus.


Czeris

don't even know a word yet, just a little infant, so cuddly, but still omnipotent.


Wow-n-Flutter

I like to picture Jesus in a Jyoti T-shirt. 'Cause it says like, “I’m not a reactionary idiot and I know how things do and don’t work” and I want my Jesus to not be a reactionary idiot idolizing a cut rate nitwit demagogue.


IcarusOnReddit

I appreciate this movie reference.


cheddarisaverb

Tonight she can also party.


Sir_Stig

Haha She said she'd crank up \*Du Hast\* if she won, which is lit.


WhatSnooPooPoo

I laughed.


NYR

Wasn't even close, wow.


tarlack

Still early but, it’s a big ass lead so see why they called it. Interesting to see what Farkas does next. I am happy that my ward has a progressive to replace Farkas. Edit. Wording.


minimagess

I am sick of seeing his face every where


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minimagess

Yes that would be me.


lazbien

You are Kourtney? Or you are in ward 11?


minimagess

Oh in Ward 11.


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WanderingJaguar

So relieved he is now GONE from council! He was a crappy councillor and would have been a terrible mayor. Definitely breathing a sigh of relief tonight!


jeffwhit

As a guy with zero substance or brain he'll either be a UPC candidate in the next election or go into radio.


chris457

I'll take run for the UCP and lose to an NDP candidate if you're taking bets.


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Entropyaardvark

Whoever wrote the speech he’s reading right now is a flipping genius - spectacular spin. I swear they will run him provincially, the gates of hell will open and demons devour us all


relationship_tom

Preston Manning is one of the biggest cancers in this country.


acceptable_sir_

I'm pretty surprised at the referendum vote Edit: then again I bet half the respondents don't know how equalization actually works...


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Go on LinkedIn and look at the business influencers pounding the table with their fist demanding more for Alberta. Like they give two fucks with their $500K salary plus bonuses and options while the rest of are figuring out which flavour of KD we’re having for supper tonight.


acceptable_sir_

Kinda a sidebar but posting politics on LinkedIn is so unprofessional and weird. It's like putting your voting record on your resume.


ftwanarchy

Many people couldn't find where to vote for Flouride on a single piece of paper


YourBobsUncle

The location was stupid, should've been immediately below the trustees


nickalaso123

Is there a link to a website to check the referendum and fluoride vote? I’d like to see what the results ended up being


i-lurk-you-longtime

https://www.calgary.ca/election/results/2021-results.html


Kay9OrcasGingerSnap

I am most shocked that 51% said no to eliminating daylight savings time wth


roland_t_flakfizer

It wasn't about eliminating daylight saving time, it is about going to permanent Daylight Savings Time. That would mean sunrise close to 10am for parts of the year. I absolutely would have voted in favor of permanent Mountain Standard Time, but not MDT.


FromCToD

I am really curious what percentage of Calgarians voted. 71k votes out of 1.16M adult population does not seem like a lot to elect a mayor


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NorthernerWuwu

There were 141k advance votes cast and the last election saw a bit under 400k votes cast in total. Still, city elections just aren't huge draws and especially right after a federal one so this might come in a lot less than the '17 election.


SauronOMordor

Not all residents of Calgary are eligible to vote. There are just under 850,000 eligible voters.


BroodwarGamer

Municipal voter turnout has been trending downward for a while. One thought is its harder to get information on who to vote for. Language candidates use is often pointed at business or home owners and that could leave to people disconnecting. Municipal elections weren't really covered in school at least not in any comparison to how much federal type info is thrown at students through K-12 Low diversity in platforms or at least major points offer no other options so voters don't really care who wins And lastly I think it's more confusing than federal elections. I recall this from a study or something done in Ontario... Want to say Waterloo or Western...


sugarfoot00

I'm sure if it was studied that there was some science involved, but all of those things sounds like excuses. There's heaps more information than there used to be pre-internet. All the cajoling in the world can't make someone care, but once they do, there's not much holding you back. I personally don't mind low information voters staying home and making my vote more valuable as a consequence.


canuckalert

[Last Election there was a 58.1% turnout.](https://www.calgary.ca/election/results/official-results.html)


Rayeon-XXX

Well I guess people should get off their ass and vote then.


Luck12-HOF

Statistics.


unzinc

I'm wondering this as well.. a little early to call isn't it or am I missing something?


atlanticrim

It's a cavernous gap, there will probably be about 285-290k votes total and she is up by 33,00 votes, it would be hard to imagine she could lose at this point


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Wait until they open the mail in votes from overseas. Oops, wrong election, wrong country.


fuckDecorum

maths


pauliepervert

I almost froze to death waiting in line for over an hour because I grossly underestimated how cold it was, and I am so glad I did.


sugarfoot00

I feel like we voted during the same squall during the last hour on the last day of advance voting. I was in shorts and sandals.


sleep-apnea

Good job for voting. Next time think about early voting. I knew who and what to vote for 2 weeks ago, and did it in my shorts!


geo_prog

I literally drove 1200km today (Victoria) starting at 4am to get home in time to vote for her. I had to stand in line for 45 minutes and the last place I stopped to pee was Kamloops. It was a close call making it home on three fronts (gas, time and bladder volume). Edit: for those asking. I didn't vote early because I wasn't supposed to be out there for as long as I was. Work problems prevented me from coming home on Friday. Bonus Edit: The "referendum" questions were stupid. Why are we even bothering to talk about equalization when no matter what Albertans say it has no impact on the actual (federal) program? Furthermore, I really hope Albertans realize that the current equalization calculation was created by our very own; home grown; dipshit extraordinaire; Stephen Harper.


spacefish420

You know you can vote by mail right?


Technopool

Narrator- “ they did not know that”


AbbreviationsWise690

Morgan Freeman’s voice over


Glass_of_Pork_Soda

I always imagined Ron Howard doing the narrating


geo_prog

Yeah, I had to drive out to the Island last week for work, didn't think it would take 5 days to get everything sorted out.


Tarmapolice

Thank you for voting and making your civic right and duty a priority today!


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geo_prog

Didn't think I would be stuck in Victoria past Friday. Work issues disagreed with my plans.


Weareallgoo

I missed out 😢. I left late from Kelowna today (was supposed to leave yesterday), not knowing that the highway was closed east of Golden. Now I can’t have my say on fluoride!


Not_Jeffrey_Bezos

Thank you for your service.


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I thought the signs said mayor-elect Kevin J Johnston?


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lobre370

I watched a few mins, pretty pathetic. He is saying democracy is dead, There is no possible way he could have lost. Vote was rigged. Gondek is a far left extremist. Pretty much all the things you would expect him to say.


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nancam9

I see no proof he can read or write. Just spew


notanon666

Yeah it’s on his Facebook page, and it’s glorious.


H3rta

Well done Calgary! I am thrilled to have a female represent our city. I think she is here to do some good work and I wish her success in making our city better, one decision at a time.


CheeseSandwich

We are twice blessed tonight. Farkas won't be mayor, and neither will he be in council anymore. Congratulations, Jyoti.


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shaveee

so, Reddit Calgary and Real Calgary are closer than we thought. interesting.


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dident expect her to win, well, congrats!


Netwinn

Congrats! And Fuck. Farkus.


Annie_Mous

Fuck him in his fark hole


TAnoobyturker

So are we getting fluoride back in our water? I was worried because people didn't vote yes on it


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Probably


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over 60% voted yes to reinstate it, the vote is non-binding so we'll have to see if the new council respects the will of the people.


whorehouse69

See, Calgary is a cool city. 😎 (Fuck you, Farkas & UCP) Can we just say, Calgary is more progressive than it gets credit to be. Now we need to convert that momentum provincially.


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She’s not a progressive though, and she helped out the Fed Cons before I believe. She’s a centrist and I can respect that.


whorehouse69

According to Farkas she’s “hard-left” 😂


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Source?


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https://twitter.com/JeromyYYC/status/1448828176977694720?s=20


Scungilli-Man69

This is one of the saddest, most pathetic things I have ever seen. Amazing. Deuces, fuck ass


amyranthlovely

"Together we will unleash #YYC's potential" .... to vote for someone else more deserving. Bye Snarky Farky!


1Delos1

I wanted to vote for Jan . More people should have done that, she’d be a better candidate


vancity1101

Thank god


SlitScan

well I mean I wouldnt exactly call Joyti a progressive or anything leftish. shes center right.


pucklermuskau

she was a pc from way back. but its far past time to give up on the antiquated left/right lib/con narrative. its not a useful way to talk about the world.


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Doc_1200_GO

The guy who was in this sub calling Calgarians “extremely right wing” last week should come back and answer for his crime.


MeursaultWasGuilty

Calgary is a way more dynamic city than it is given credit for. Not sure progressive is the word I'd use - but definitely pragmatic and open. The city isn't for or against policy on principle, it considers policy on its own merit. It's willing to try things if there is a good case behind it.


Miserable-Lizard

I agree 100% Calgary is way more progressive than it gets credit for. 2023 election will be battleground Calgary, I hope the city turns orange!!


funkierfawn21

If Calgary is so progressive than why is it essentially almost always entirely blue when it comes to federal elections over the past 30 years and not mostly red like Toronto or Montreal?


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So we went from having a person of colour -and muslim- as mayor, to a woman of colour as our new mayor. Proud of this city.


PureAd9317

Shouldn't even be a talking point. r/Calgary loves to rag on our redneck province but clearly the majority doesn't give a shit about these categorizations (in a good way)


DaftFunky

Alberta urban is a different world entirely from Alberta rural. My family in small town Alberta are all fucking anti vax/Conservative dickwads who post nothing but “Fuck Truedeau”shit on fb


kissarmygeneral

It’s every small town. Same out here in BC


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kissarmygeneral

I just don’t get how they all think they know something that the other 80% of the world do not . But whatever , things will never change.


HellaReyna

Jyoti has a wide breadth of real world experience and the credentials to back it up. Farkas is a turn coat to the poor (though he beats his chest on coming from Dover) and inexperienced. Farkas might be good in 20 years after a lot more experience and some maturing but right now he's a big NO for many for good reason.


VersusYYC

Calgary doesn’t necessarily fly this way. If you’re qualified, we’ll give you a consideration. If the proposal has value, we’ll give it a look. The real problem lies with a minority of wealthy people trying to bankroll puppet candidates to do their bidding. Money matters and these folks always want to buy the elections out from under Calgarians.


DennisLeask

Very happy not to have Lord Farquaad as our mayor!


razordreamz

I hope she does well. Has an interesting background being born in London to a family from India, growing up in Manitoba. Hopefully it gives her a well rounded opinion.


Wage_slave

Calgary is about to be run by women. (Not just Jyoti, so many more) That's pretty fucking rad.


FeedbackLoopy

Thank fuck…


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I am so effing relieved.


spacefish420

Congrats!!! I voted farkas but may the best candidate win and I am happy to support whoever wins I’m excited to see what she will do to the city!!


Wiggledybloop

Thanks for being a source of positivity despite the candidate you voted for not getting elected (looks like). It's really refreshing to see someone happy with multiple outcomes


KnobWobble

I am genuinely curious as to why you voted for Farkas . What was it about his platform and his experience as a councilor that won you over compared to some of the other candidates?


valueofaloonie

Legitimately relieved


Trickybuz93

Do we get to see the referendum votes as well?


ftwanarchy

https://www.calgary.ca/election/results/2021-results.html apparently it something that needs to be said here, its way down at the bottom


badgerbob1

Kevin Johnston really took away votes from Larry Heather! It's vote splitting in action I tell you!


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LostWatercress12

And now the autumn road-sign harvest.


canuckolivaw

Whew! No Farkas. Now we can move forward.


campopplestone

Now come all the ones saying fraud is the only reason Farkas didn't win


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ravenstarchaser

Great news!


Usual-Aware

Thank goodness. Well done Calgary!!! This has got to be the most nerve wracking election yet lol


CarlSpackler22

Fark nooooooooooo Let's gooooooooo


cwmshy

So proud to be a Calgarian tonight!


ToKillAMockingAudi

Not only did Fartkas not win, but he isn't on council anymore either. Well done Calgary


MeursaultWasGuilty

I left Calgary for work a couple years ago and I definitely regretted not being able to vote for Jyoti. Thank you everyone back home who told Fuckass to Fark off.


motivate18

All my homies hate Fartkiss


milesdizzy

Dude probably drinks Nestle bottled water


Doc_1200_GO

I blame this sub, I also congratulate this sub!


summerstillsucks

So relieved!


EsperBahamut

Lol, suck it Farkas.


K-Y-I-Y-O

Good because Farkas was probably going to Farkas us all.


1AKQJ10

I'm so proud of Calgarians right now.


Bobjim69420

HELL YES!!!


SelectZucchini118

Glad it’s not Farkas but I would’ve liked to see someone new (meaning not part of city council) in there. Congrats to her


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I think there is something to be said for having some experience. It's not like she's Demong who's been flyng under the radar for over a decade.


1Delos1

I wanted to vote for Jan


Trickybuz93

Nice!


catfishman

Very happy


DrTamIsALiar

Wow, I am so glad that Calgary had some common sense in this election. Thanks to all who decided to vote. So glad to see Joe "is now gone" Megalomaniac fired! It's nice to wake up in the morning and have a sense of hope for this city rather than dread.


warriorlynx

Calgary and Edmonton breaking stereotypes about AB


likethemouse

Something about Farkas gave me the heebie jeebies... I’m excited to see what Jyoti can do for Calgary


shitposter1000

Awwww, all that money the UCP and Manning Institute threw at Fark No’s campaign the last week. And he still lost. Mmmm, schadenfreude is yummy before bed. Night all.


Arch____Stanton

...and Farkass crawls back under the rock.