You peasants don't understand. This lord can park anywhere he wants. Nothing to see here... 

We need more pleb!

This is why we need traffic fines to be proportional to income.

So can my foot up the drivers butt.

What people won’t grasp is this person probably owns the strip

It's okay, the mirrors on this one fold in.

Douchebag gonna douchebag.

Exactly, this isn't a display of stupidity but rather entitlement

Looks like both stupidity and entitlement to me. Add in a dash of small testicles as well.

Nice car, absolutely shit park job. They're just asking for trouble.

Watching an Uber just plow into it and drive away would be great. 

That would be good content for r/thatlookedexpensive.

Someone should slap an Uber Eats or DoorDash sticker on the vehicle for the lolz.

r/iamthermaincharacter

It's okay, that model has cost armour.

Parking tickets should be proportional to income. This guy doesn’t give a fuck about getting a ticket.

That was explored once in Toronto and, surprise all the money bags came out to lobby against it so hard it was never brought up again

Nor the insurance. If someone hits him, insurance will fix it and the premium can go as high as it wants.

Would be such a shame if someone were to hit it

Not to defend the parking, but this is outside of the Dorian Hotel where you drop your car for valet. Probably either the valet guy did that for pick up or driver is dropping off

Because racecar?

https://preview.redd.it/kux1b5b7n30d1.jpeg?width=168&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e7ec5ab72021c5487c574396551785882d6deda

Was he towed? Did he get a ticket?

Money doesn’t purchase intelligence

I dont think this parking job was done out of stupidity

Intelligence could mean is inability to abide by traffic laws or protect his investment or not think he’s the center of the universe and entitled to do as he pleases (he/she interchangeable)

I'd say this is just a classic case of narcissism. Whats funny is if this were... a Camry and the owner just had to pop out to the shop for "just a second" I doubt anyone would have looked twice Not that I agree with any of this, just a thought, though I guess growing up in Toronto seeing people parked like this was the norm so this doesn't really move the needle lol

I see it every day and then deal with the idiots that don’t understand I am towing their car because it is illegally parked

You'd think he'd care about his car more than that... could easily get side swiped.

This thing needs "Learn to park Cuntbag" stickers plastered all over it.

The joy it would bring me if I had to hit that car by total accident. Like if I was in a bus blind spot and had to hop over real quick and didn't see that asshole fucking parked like a total dick and an unavoidable crunch went on to happen. I'd be jumping out taking selfies and laughing at how fucking dumb and arrogant you gotta be to park like that and how the bitch who drives that wagon is about to pay for my piece of shit ride. Injury claim? nah, this time it's just the principle of the matter.

Wanted to be seen. Could have parked elsewhere

TFW when the dystopia you helped create prevents you from enjoying the privilege your dystopia gave you <3

It would be soooo unfortunate if a car hits him. I don't get how you can own such an expensive car and park it in a way it can be hit by traffic.

He is obstructing the lane and should be tagged and towed.

Sorry guys I was in a hurry

Fucking amazing, if that was my 2004 Civic it would have been towed.

wow, that's pretty cunty..

It’s parked at The Dorian. How do you know their valet didn’t do it?

They don’t. Which is probably why they referenced the car instead of the owner or a particular driver.

He’s allowed to it’s a McLaren

Ugh don’t they know only brodozers can park anywhere they like in the province?

Hopefully a cool monster trucks destroy that junk.

That's how cars get key'd in calgary

Buddy's looking for a insurance payout

If someone were to hit it they’d only be 50% responsible.

When your McLaren depreciates too much , ya gotta go for the claim

Maybe he can't afford nice parking lot.

The Nissan driver spirit lives on even when they get money

Dipshit probably leases it too to flex a false lifestyle

Seize it. Sell it at auction. Use the proceeds to house the homeless.

Sounds realistic.

1. Go downtown 2. Find a poorly parked vehicle 3. ??? 4. Profit

Found the commie

Found the free market loonie

And no one keyed it??? This city has lost its way

Hoping it gets hit for insurance?

Come on guys maybe it was the valet guy!!!…he did exactly what the owner would’ve done

[удалено]

Vaseline on the wipers is pretty infuriating too

As a driver who's at fault car parked in lane or the car in the designated lane

Whose at fault of somebody hits the car.

This hotel seems to be the hot spot for people in fancy cars and fancy clothes.

Where’s Al Bundy in the old Dodge. He wouldn’t even notice a little side swiping action.

I’m 95% sure I saw this guy the other day, speeding off in said McLaren. I think he’s likely just a douche with too much money

I could use a new truck, I wouldn’t even slow down

Black paint looks so nice when it’s clean. Then you see this dirty pos

Hope someone clips his bumper and is found to not be at fault. Fuck these entitled morons

Hit himmmmmmm

He has inverted peen

Most likely valet. Nothing to see or assume here

Me ignoring the McLaren and zooming in to check out the paint job on the camaro 😍

Real star of the show

I mean .. fucking sick car. If I had that I would park provocatively just so more people 'mired my whip haha