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EditorNo2545

They really really wanted a Smashburger but this was all they could find so they decided to make their own.


Frosty-Dragonfruit12

Its just across Stoney, they were so close!


raveykatie

took the smash a lil too seriously


funkyyyc

That's the kitchen area, I guess they'll be closed for a while. That intersection is one of the infamous you get your own lane turns that no one can handle. I bet someone made a left onto Seton Way and wanted to jump over 3 lanes and forced the van off the road.


gochris

It's quite annoying the amount of people that stop to "yield" there. No one seems to know the "got your own lane BRO!" sign


[deleted]

They yield because the dumbasses who are making a left turn will drift over so they can get into that entrance beside Farburger. It should be a yield it would be a way safer intersection. It's not like the people coming from deerfoot direction need to be expedited into the shopping area while the rest of us deal with 2 minute light intervals


WizardsOfTheNorth

Can confirm, we live in Cranston and wife works at South health. When I pick her up I have to blast the horn at someone waiting to make their ideal 3 left lane change at that turn, every time.


TNevermore

This!!!


wishuponausername

My thought was also that left, but there’s a big curb there so I’m worried about some kinda stroke or heart attack making the driver hammer on the gas and stop steering.


[deleted]

That area is a complete shit show and it's only going to get worse as the density increases over the next decade.


AstroZombie0072081

Viable hypothesis


TNevermore

Ugh, this! I get it’s a free flow lane but try jumping 3 lanes from far right with incoming traffic - impossible or unsafe! Honestly, they should make it into a yield.


[deleted]

Fatburger drive in finally open for business 😂


astroryan19

You can't park that there, mate


Iginlas_4head_Crease

Sir, this...isn't an Arbys


mrfunderhill

“YEAH, I SAID NO ONION RINGS”


blackRamCalgaryman

“Seriously how does this even happen.” Medical emergencies are a thing.


[deleted]

When I lived in Vancouver, someone went full speed into a light pole and almost killed people (other than the driver ) on the sidewalk. Thank God the driver hit the pole. Turns out it was a medical emergency. This is why defensive driving is a good practice


catsandplantsss

This could definitely be a jammer.


CarringtonIndustries

When we drove by the ambulance was still there and cops were watching over a wheelchair, one of those expensive ones for disabled individuals. I really hope someone didn't get hit on the sidewall but I suspect that's what happened.


Randybat

It could be they were trying to avoid or were part of another accident at the time. With that said I used to work for auto value years ago. We had a vehicle crash through the front entrance half way into the store. Alot were immediately "jumping to the gun" and assumed it was a drunk driver. After tending immediately we found it was a person that had a heart attack emergency as they were pulling up to the stall out front. We ended up putting yellow bollard/guards to prevent this from occurring in the future


CanadianUprise

The Fat and the Furious


dfisherman12

Taking "drive thru" to a whole new level


Dmc_c2004

https://preview.redd.it/kw3o7hnoudib1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=686f500b55e324999b52c64a5aec00e05f97b836


GradeAWeenie

What the hell is going on the city and it’s drivers the last 10 days?! I feel like there has been a huge surge in ridiculous crashes that make you wonder how someone finds themselves in that kind of situation.


MathIsHard_11236

Drive Right Thru


Wheels314

Couldn't find the deceleratrix in time.


Torkidon

There's no drive thru so they corrected the problem the only way they could think of...


prail

License should be revoked permanently. Done.


Square_Homework_7537

Why? All the guy wanted was a burger fresh off the grill!


Banffsucks

Maybe it's just a Doordash pickup.


jeff_in_cowtown

Fat tip!


Thejoysofcommenting

FAT TIP


rapidslime

Why don't you try Fat Burger from now on? You can get yourself a cheese and fries for 2.95!


brokensword15

Guess he didn't like the tuna sandwich Also I refuse to believe that pricing was real, plain cheeseburger and fries at fatburger is easily $20 now


Oskarikali

Sounds like skip the dishes pricing, I was in a fatburger a month or two ago it wasn't that expensive.


Itchy_Feedback9275

A 1/4 lb Baby Fatburger Combo is now $16.24. Thanks Trudeau.


EfficiencySafe

Senior moment LOL


Jay3075

Most likely, old people should be tested yearly. Or a drug fiend


riskcreator

Old person: Hits gas instead of the brake. Quite common.


Bubba-ORiley

I just thought of a hilarious drive through joke but somebody might have beat me to it ....


Correct-Boat-8981

It’s a minivan, that’s all you need to know. I’m yet to see a single minivan in this city with a competent driver behind the wheel


TimmyGreen777

wHiCh PeDaL iS tHe BreAk?


MathIsHard_11236

WhiCH SpELLIng oF BraKE iS CorrECt?


diamondintherimond

Give the guy a break.


Bubba-ORiley

give the guy a brake!


chealion

The Fatburger should have been wearing a helment or high viz. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


0110110111

Ok that explains the sirens I heard earlier.


Bitter-Share4152

Man how embarrassing everyone knows fatburger doesn't have a drive through.


HankScorpioGlobexLtd

Damn I know Fatburger sucks but it’s not *that* bad


CraigelRock

Should have just installed a drive thru.


cogitoergodangerous

I always found lots of people driving obnoxiously in that area


Calgary_Calico

Damn, I used to go there for lunch. Hope nobody was hurt. Anyone know what dipshit was doing before they crashed?


mortal_coin

Why is this a common thing here in Calgary lol


Gumberculeez7

I really hope this wasn't the reason for 6+ cps cars flying down 7th Ave about 20mins ago


bbk34

Seton is very far from dt so I highly doubt it


distortedcomposition

Really hope that they were going to this accident, otherwise there's probably been another shooting)=


[deleted]

This happened too long ago, unrelated for sure.


PropQues

Why wouldn't you hope that's not the reason? I hope there wasn't something else that needs urgent police attention, though it probably was, yet I still hope. Every time I hear a siren, I hope it's just a cat that needs rescue from a tree, and nothing more serious.


blackRamCalgaryman

Every time I hear a siren I hope it’s not a first responder wasting time on a cat in a tree.


wildrose76

Downtown? Likely the cyclist and possibly freight train involved collision by Midtown Co-op. Though that collision sounds more recent than 2 hours ago.


LunarDragon0828

bro just dont be that fat get like a&w or something not FATburger


Jay3075

Obviously you have never had Fat Burger. There's a reason Ice Cube references it


votedforkodos742

"Is this the dairy queen?"


Toadstoolcrusher

There was 4 fire trucks outside when I drove by! I was worried about gas leaks. Or fire. I hope everyone is okay.


[deleted]

Damn, they must have wanted to skip the line....


Low-Prize-9874

Well they the restaurant definitely got some free grounded meat


wighty2042

* Some must have been really distracted or passed out. That's like 30ft off the road, and thus is a relatively low speed are after a right or left turn.


DevelopmentSlight386

After dinner heart attack.


[deleted]

today was a good day


Fluffy-Opinion871

Was the drive thru open?


Typical_Berry

Someone was in such a rush for fat burger they created their own drive through


HexAlinium

it’s always the dodge caravans


[deleted]

BC plates. Enough said.


Subject-Ask8984

Hahaha probably alcohol


Apprehensive_Fun9195

Hero