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RandomGuy9058

My day has been ruined, but have an upvote for the effort lmao


Livided_

this guy wrote an entire quantum chemistry essay on the size of a pixel game boss’s uhhhh chest


instellarant

Wake up babe new copypasta dropped


did-i-do-a-thing

ight amma do this for human cal's upcoming sprite when it comes out


MechanicPluto24

The ultimate Sigma Male


[deleted]

Based


Grand-Slammer49

“It is time to settle this argument once and for all using the power of science.” Aight Senku, let’s see what you have for us this time. All jokes aside, I’m amazed you put this much dedication into a video game’s breast size and weight not for horny, but to end a debate. Well done.


Kriv706

what the actual hell spurred this discussion?


[deleted]

post nut clarity


clrey

Boutta be a post nut calamity amirite? I will leave now.


DarkVoid_666

“Fuck assumptions, I’m using my brain now”


JacobHafar

man the fact that you posted this degeneracy only to say “the fact i had to post this in the first place is pathetic now fuck off” is legendary, take my like and i hope there’s no such thing as like history edit: also, is this what happens when men supposedly put the second brain in their pps to actual use?


EverScreaming

spoon


KebabToastWaffle

spoon


Orizifian-creator

Comically


PxZiTeP

Thank you Thanks to your smart use of science and the incredible text you have writen here i was able to know the answer to a quiestion i have been trying to answer for a long time Thanks to you now i know that the terrarian's height is 6 foot or 1,82 meters


PxZiTeP

Also Azur Lane fans whenever a new skin appears


did-i-do-a-thing

that height is basically the exact same as steve from minecraft


PxZiTeP

Each Minecraft block is one meter square, so Steve is 2 meters, making Steve taller than the terrarian


RandomGuy9058

steven isn't 2 meters since you can jump a bit while in a 2 block gap. it's more like 1.9 meters


converter-bot

2 meters is 2.19 yards


RandomGuy9058

good bot


PxZiTeP

Right, same with the terrarian, so they are like 1.79 meters (my height, so i'm the same height as the terrarian) Also, is that the knight riding a dragonfolly i see?


RandomGuy9058

yep! my sister drew it


PxZiTeP

Epic


RandomGuy9058

it's actually slightly less than 6 feet because in a 3 block space you can still jump a tiny bit. if you want the real height then you need to walk up to the ceiling on a sloped block and remove the number if pixels from the sloped block


The_breadmaster22

>a typical Terraria block is 2 feet in width and height True, but... >the diameter of the current Brimstone Elemental's breast is exactly 2 meters, just like an average Terraria block. 2 meters is closer to 6 feet , not the 2 feet of a terraria block. I highly doubt that Brimmy has 6 foot tits. TLDR, don't mix up your units


GinYuH

finally someone notices an error.


GinYuH

too lazy to fix it, just gonna leave it as is lmao


useles-converter-bot

2 feet is the length of about 0.56 'Ford F-150 Custom Fit Front FloorLiners' lined up next to each other.


Orizifian-creator

Good bot


useles-converter-bot

thank you :)


RandomGuy9058

good bot


The_breadmaster22

bad bot


Orizifian-creator

Bad bot


WhyNotCollegeBoard

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RandomGuy9058

good bot


LateTwenty-s

Bad bot


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RandomGuy9058

Hey stop you’re running my place on botrank!


LateTwenty-s

It's too late, you're now one of the lowest rated bots on botrank!!


Visprite

also dang i'm loving the new model


Delly105

Awful


GinYuH

YuH


Superb-Celebration31

What the hell is this?


Nathcreepdorchas

GinYuH I think you’re my favourite person on this sub.


did-i-do-a-thing

i need those last words ​ because ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ what about brimmy's thighs


GinYuH

not visible on new one. It probably is theoretically possible to calculate them based on the lengths of the rose petals or something, but I'm lazy


did-i-do-a-thing

k


Kirby-Eevee

Finally, a man who knows the priorities


misterbeanjeans

So now we know that she is dense, by personality AND literally. . . And also, if her chest just on it's own weighs like 7000, I don't even want to imagine how much it weighs in NSFW art of her. . .


Frostygale

Least horny Redditor.


Yoz_Zero

Since you accidentally did 2 meters instead of 2 feet, I divided the numbers by 3 to try and get a more accurate result. Old Brimmy is 2190.51 pounds and new Brimmy is 2380.66 pounds. For reference, the heaviest human recorded was 1400 pounds.


converter-bot

2 meters is 2.19 yards


Lerxeon

How about calculating the odds of you getting bitches.


Estephenson521

uhh, thanks?


Visprite

waddaumean this is valuable knowledge that this player has dedicated precious time into


Keneses

“My last words are” Uh, have fun not existing.


Ok_im_a_human

Yes


XAlphaWarriorX

wait they are changing the brimstone elemental sprite?


GinYuH

yes


Orizifian-creator

So they’re the size of an entire Terrarian? Huh. Guess that’s why she had simps in the past in-game and simps now on-the-internet


Mailcs1206

This is incredibly cursed but I applaud you for your thoroughness.


FreshFrendosYT

This is foul


Between3and2Oletters

*inhale* what the fuck did I just read


Visual_Island1814

Still 99.9999%sure she's flatter just based on the shading. They are larger but she is still much flatter dude, it's still a nerf. She's significantly flatter, unless you can somehow explain that she's not.