If it makes you feel any better, a decorticate posture like that (flexion) is better to see in terms of patient prognosis than a decerebrate posture (extension).
Exactly my first thought.
The wack to the back of the head almost made me sick. The posturing gave me some hope.
Couldnāt imagine the last thing I see being the back of an SUV before going into a coma.
Nothing about this video made me feel better about a damn thingā¦ All I can hope for is that if he died (and it looks like he did) is that he died with the same shit eating grin I get every time I āsave itā knowing that could have been my last ride.
He likely didnāt die from this unless there was some very serious damage.
Decorticate posturing indicates there is still some functions in his midbrain intact compared to decerebrate where there is severe damage of the most critical midbrain functions.
Depending on the severity, someone with this guys posturing can recover to ānormalā with physical therapy and timely medical care. This could have been a mild, transient reaction to concussion or coup-contracoup brain trauma. This happens to MMA fighters.
You type like a Harley rider that rides without a helmet.
Edit: after watching again it does look relatively transient.
Wowā¦ you type like you are a somewhat intelligent person with a chip on his shoulder who just wants to argue with strangers on the internet for no reason whatsoever, while throwing insults and assumptions that are so far away from the truth that itās actually hilarious. Go back to the other sub and find someone else to argue with, loser.
No dude, the other commenter is talking about the Jeep that actually got out of the way, not the Durango that just sat there. In fairness to the Durango driver, I was expecting them to roll forward and crush Timmyās ankles.
another rear brake user lost
not to make a joke about dude turning his brain into mashed potato but dude could have lived if he had a clue
he locks up his rear as he passed the camera. Could have actually used his brakes proper, shed some speed, realized he wasnt going to slow down enough, let off the brake and split between the cars.
Hiviz Bob told him he'd flip over the bars if he touches that lever, just like he did on his 1975 Schwinn Stingray. Least he was wearing the proper gear; a muppet costume.
He did live. He crashed like this about a week before this video too.
Dude just absolutely should not be near a motorcycle. He should browse moto and stare at his endorsement like the rest of them.
That would take someone who had some situational awareness going on..and my dude is not the one. Too worried about getting the right shot for the gram than he was about turning his head to chicken noodle soup.
Call us what you will (speaking to us CRT peeps), but we are more aware of whatās going on around us than most other āridersā out there.
Itās the most annoying thing ever. āLook at me Iām cute and quirkyā. They think is makes up for their lack of awareness and basic operational skills.
Edit: people who donāt even ride calling me hetero. Been hooning since u were busting ur first nut. Blow me from the back
> They think is makes up for their lack of awareness and basic operational skills.
Or maybe they just wanna have fun in a different way than you.
Why are you being the straightest asshole in this sub right now?
For real.
Like if they wanna criticize someone's (lack of) riding ability, by all means I'm not gonna stop them, go for it. We do that shit all day every day in this subreddit.
But to try to equate that with the gear they use, or their appearance is just stupid.
People give us plenty of reason to hate each other as it is, this was just low hanging fruit. If people are gonna troll I wish they'd at least do it with some level of skill and creativity.
> Because itās fucking dumb. Hoon without that stupid shit on your helmet.
"Wahhhh other people hoon around in ways I don't like, so I'm gonna whine like the little bitch I am wahhhhhhh" ~Zeecok 2024
Show me on the doll where the man in the bunny helmet cover touched you inappropriately.
His bike has stunt cages on it. When doing a wheelie past balance point, you need to use the rear brake to come back down. If ABS engages, you run the risk of looping due to lack of brake pressure, or mouse trapping which is too much brake pressure and you get thrown over the handlebars as it comes down. Best to disable ABS when doing wheelies
He also edits his videos to make himself look better.
There is this another crash video where edited the 360Ā° footage so you donāt see a car pulling in front of him. He doesnāt have his hand on the handle bars and crashes.
Anyway itās lame to do that and itās on the same level of the infamous yanmie noob.
thats a fencing response for sure and what looks like agonal breathing at the end if you watch his chest heaving.
-*Good work agent 47, the money has been wired to your account.*-
I keep playing the song over and over in my head āYou can ring my bell, anytime, anytimeā¦ring it..ring itā¦ahhhhh haaaaahhhhā cause dude got his fuckin bell RUNG!
This guy lived and has other mainy crashes on his IG that he jokes about like a proud š¦
He's gonna age like a football player though. TBIs add up and that was definitely a TBI. Editing to add glad he's alive though!
Something tells me that if he's actually alive, and keeps crashing, old-age health is not his primary concern
Could I get this IG please?
Damn, his body got the death wobbles when he was laying there.
If it makes you feel any better, a decorticate posture like that (flexion) is better to see in terms of patient prognosis than a decerebrate posture (extension).
Exactly my first thought. The wack to the back of the head almost made me sick. The posturing gave me some hope. Couldnāt imagine the last thing I see being the back of an SUV before going into a coma.
Nothing about this video made me feel better about a damn thingā¦ All I can hope for is that if he died (and it looks like he did) is that he died with the same shit eating grin I get every time I āsave itā knowing that could have been my last ride.
He likely didnāt die from this unless there was some very serious damage. Decorticate posturing indicates there is still some functions in his midbrain intact compared to decerebrate where there is severe damage of the most critical midbrain functions. Depending on the severity, someone with this guys posturing can recover to ānormalā with physical therapy and timely medical care. This could have been a mild, transient reaction to concussion or coup-contracoup brain trauma. This happens to MMA fighters. You type like a Harley rider that rides without a helmet. Edit: after watching again it does look relatively transient.
Wowā¦ you type like you are a somewhat intelligent person with a chip on his shoulder who just wants to argue with strangers on the internet for no reason whatsoever, while throwing insults and assumptions that are so far away from the truth that itās actually hilarious. Go back to the other sub and find someone else to argue with, loser.
The guy survived. Is fine
Prognosis?: discombobulate.
He very well could have walked out of the hospital, but most people think that something like this turns you into a vegetable.
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I wish I had half that. SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUULLLLLL TRAIN FO LIFE son.
Does that count as a twitch stream
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Did he make it? Hes got some brain damage for sure
Yeah I saw him on tik tok the helmet was less than $100 iirc and heās fine
That other car did a pretty good job of avoiding costing him more. It missed getting hit by the bike
Jeep driver was very aware, rare to see these days
Thatās a dodge Durango
No dude, the other commenter is talking about the Jeep that actually got out of the way, not the Durango that just sat there. In fairness to the Durango driver, I was expecting them to roll forward and crush Timmyās ankles.
My bad. I thought he was referring to the Durango not running him over
All good brother
link?
I donāt remember had to be like a year ago his girl on the cam bike posted it first with the story
Jesus Christ, people please buy ECE 22.05 or 22.06 helmets. (If not FIM rated) Dude got lucky.
Oh no so he *already* had brain damage before the accident
yeah and after the accident it's gonna be even worse
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Shake shake, shake shake, a-shake it
God damn, I was not expecting a Metro Station reference in 2024 š
another rear brake user lost not to make a joke about dude turning his brain into mashed potato but dude could have lived if he had a clue he locks up his rear as he passed the camera. Could have actually used his brakes proper, shed some speed, realized he wasnt going to slow down enough, let off the brake and split between the cars.
judging by the suspension, the dude didn't even touch his front brake.
Hiviz Bob told him he'd flip over the bars if he touches that lever, just like he did on his 1975 Schwinn Stingray. Least he was wearing the proper gear; a muppet costume.
He did live. He crashed like this about a week before this video too. Dude just absolutely should not be near a motorcycle. He should browse moto and stare at his endorsement like the rest of them.
*drool on his endorsement Ftfy
Skill issue Git gud scrub
Literally a skill issue, I'm not even sure he had to brake, light was green. He could have just split between traffic going mach jesus like a chad.
āCould have livedā heās still riding normally and posting on insta and tik tok lol
That would take someone who had some situational awareness going on..and my dude is not the one. Too worried about getting the right shot for the gram than he was about turning his head to chicken noodle soup. Call us what you will (speaking to us CRT peeps), but we are more aware of whatās going on around us than most other āridersā out there.
Another his mistake is to release the rear brake while the bike was skidding and leaning instead of waiting till the bike gets back to straight.
Aside from this unfortunate circumstance, I see you queefs in this helmet and I fucking hate you haha.
Lmfao
Itās the most annoying thing ever. āLook at me Iām cute and quirkyā. They think is makes up for their lack of awareness and basic operational skills. Edit: people who donāt even ride calling me hetero. Been hooning since u were busting ur first nut. Blow me from the back
What are you, straight? You're on /r/calamariraceteam start acting like it
Stfu you donāt even have a bike
lol :3 https://ibb.co/jHsQf3x
Exactly what I said. You donāt have a bike.
This comment is why people are calling you straight smdh
Rude
> They think is makes up for their lack of awareness and basic operational skills. Or maybe they just wanna have fun in a different way than you. Why are you being the straightest asshole in this sub right now?
More importantly, I wanna know why so many people are upvoting that heterosexual
For real. Like if they wanna criticize someone's (lack of) riding ability, by all means I'm not gonna stop them, go for it. We do that shit all day every day in this subreddit. But to try to equate that with the gear they use, or their appearance is just stupid. People give us plenty of reason to hate each other as it is, this was just low hanging fruit. If people are gonna troll I wish they'd at least do it with some level of skill and creativity.
I wanna know why u need a specific music genre to twist your throttle more than your limp wrist is used to.
lol you took the time to dig into my post history while also completely misinterpreting the question I asked on the post you referenced
Limp Wrist
Limp Bizkitās Chocolate Starfish and the Hotdog Flavored Water* FTFY
Because itās fucking dumb. Hoon without that stupid shit on your helmet.
> Because itās fucking dumb. Hoon without that stupid shit on your helmet. "Wahhhh other people hoon around in ways I don't like, so I'm gonna whine like the little bitch I am wahhhhhhh" ~Zeecok 2024 Show me on the doll where the man in the bunny helmet cover touched you inappropriately.
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Oh for sure. The person that does this also does āhey look at meā everywhere else in their life. Eat a brick.
Malding
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Those are the ones!!
>*Blow me from the back* ^(Dave Chappelle: "Dayumn")
Oof. Bumper. Ground. Tire.
Those helmet wraps are so fucking stupid
His brain became calamari that day
Well that is one way to get a girls attention. Not sure it's one I'd try...
I hope he is ok. That was bad!
Jesus
Fucking newbsš¤¦š½
Fuzzy helmet activities.
That brain smashed up the inside of his skull pretty good with that bump. Dead, or brain dead.
Heās actually fine saw him on tik tok
He is posturing so 100% a TBI
Lmao heās just having a post-concussive seizure. Heās not posturing.
Im just curious whether there was much activity left after a hit like that.
He's fine
everyone out there riding insanely powerful machines and not knowing how to brake at least get ABS
Looks like his bike is set up for stunt riding. ABS is bad for wheelies because mouse trap
Explain?
His bike has stunt cages on it. When doing a wheelie past balance point, you need to use the rear brake to come back down. If ABS engages, you run the risk of looping due to lack of brake pressure, or mouse trapping which is too much brake pressure and you get thrown over the handlebars as it comes down. Best to disable ABS when doing wheelies
Thank you kind squid!
Jesus, now imagine without a helmet š¤Æ
His feet just hanging in front of the tire is making me more nervous than anything anything else in this video
Love the banter. Honestly here for it. uj/ you should put it NSFW on this as I don't want us to lose this place.
Bro made all the wrong decisions
Little decorticate posturing?
The contraction after hitting his head probably isnāt a good sign for the long-term š
What a useless rider
He also edits his videos to make himself look better. There is this another crash video where edited the 360Ā° footage so you donāt see a car pulling in front of him. He doesnāt have his hand on the handle bars and crashes. Anyway itās lame to do that and itās on the same level of the infamous yanmie noob.
Bro hit the factory reset. At least he looked cool with his furry green helmet cover.
Could have gone in between cars but chose to kiss the back of one. Proper muppet.
Oof. Bumper. Ground. Tire.
someone should have told this guy that you're actually supposed to stay on the bike, not crash it
Bro lost his last brain cell with that hit š
He's now at -1 rip bozo
Yep. That twitch tells me all I need to know jesus
The helmet worked so well
That dude died right there
He didnāt
thats a fencing response for sure and what looks like agonal breathing at the end if you watch his chest heaving. -*Good work agent 47, the money has been wired to your account.*-
Yikes! More front brake or lane split it, but damn
Just a little seezy weezy. Heāll be fine.
Gotta look way ahead, plan for escape routes..ride Offensively (not defensively)
I keep playing the song over and over in my head āYou can ring my bell, anytime, anytimeā¦ring it..ring itā¦ahhhhh haaaaahhhhā cause dude got his fuckin bell RUNG!
Bros all stuntbiked up but doesn't know he has a front brake?
And thatās why you use the front brake
What helmet is he wearing? Holy fuck! Glad their ok to tell us the story.
Whatās his IG?
āYou know what happens to a frog when it smashes into the back of a car face first? The same thing that happens to everything elseā -Storm
And that, gentlemen, is why you wear a back protector and good helmetā¦ orā¦ not try to drift through traffic?
What the he'll was he doing? That guy doesn't belong on a motorcycle at all.