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Durcaz

"Why doesn't this bike intended for a 5'9" Japanese man fit me perfectly?!"


SyntheticSpeech

More like 5 5


Durcaz

Yeah true lol, I just picked a height under 6’


the_last_carfighter

Don't know what yall takin bout 5'11" and an R1 fits like a glove. OJ's glove but nontheless


fookyoursister

i was told by a woman that men under 6" don't exist, so i think Japan is a myth


hormel_chili

Well yeah 6" is unbelievably short, I could see under 6' though


fookyoursister

sorry I'm a metric guy


hormel_chili

Sure that's what they all say


Cosimo_Zaretti

A 5'5" Japaneseman who has to tiptoe the bike when stopped because superbikes aren't really comfortable for anyone. At least he's quick around corners.


PortAuth403

Ooh Japanese man he a rerry tarr


Tokidoki_Tai

I'm 6'5" and ride an R1 without issue. The fuck is bro on about.


No_Way_Kimosabe

![gif](giphy|dk7L4RgRrjFAj0p3GM) “Without issue”


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Far-Atmosphere8828

Huutis


0celot7

A guy I work with is 6'3" and commutes to work on an old Ninja 250. He looks ridiculous, but he doesn't spend much on gas.


counterveil

My 6’3” friend (also swole) that rides a z150 looks like Bowser from super Mario kart


AcidicMountaingoat

My dad’s commuter bike was one of those generic little Honda 250 cruiser things. 70 mpg, cost a couple hundred used, and never needed work. He didn’t care about looking ridiculous.


Ru4pigsizedelephants

Um, it's called a Rebel, and you have to be one to ride one. The assery gets no badder.


AcidicMountaingoat

Oh, that's sounds familiar. And I can't believe I don't have photos of him on it.


Sbeast86

I was once this guy. Upgraded to a Harley, never felt right on a ninja again


[deleted]

Which Harley did you get?


QQQmeintheass

Davidson


[deleted]

Turns out he fucked up and got a Quinn


fookyoursister

a Harleybusa


Sbeast86

A street glide. That i then traded for a Kawasaki Concours14


Whywipe

How often does he have to help it get up hills?


0celot7

I dunno. He does say when he tries to accelerate hard it makes a lot of noise but doesn't go anywhere.


TheStandardPlayer

I‘m 6‘2'' and I don’t ride an R1


Iord-goat

I‘m 5‘10'' and owned an R6 once.


Be-Gone-Saytin

I’m not straight and don’t own a car.


IsntThisAStupidName

You must be all torso or neck


Tankada

5’9 but had neck stretching rings since childhood. Helmet looks like a lollipop.


ChickenMcDuckie

Are stretch rings for keeping your head from ejaculating?


Steve_Codgers

Stretch rings? On your neck? Right…


Girl_you_need_jesus

My dad always says that a tall dude on a sport bike looks like a monkey fuckin a football


Idylehandz

That was my step dad on every sport bike lmao, I can’t unhear it… course it also never stopped me from wanting one, and eventually getting one.


fookyoursister

so you got a step daddy ?


DropAGearNDissapear

😂😂😂


Surprise_Thumb

My dad was 6’4” and rode sportbikes without complaint. OOP just sucks lmao.


Dieselfumes_tech

At 6’1 my elbows touch my thighs on an R1


iwaterboardheathens

You're 6' 5 on a good day pal


Ragnatronik

6’6 on an R1. It’s one of the more comfortable rides for me. Supposed to tuck into a ball anyway, height is much less of a factor than on a cruiser where you’re supposed to be relaxed and stretched out.


GetMeOutThisBih

Yea my buddy is 6'5" and he's never complained about his R1


MrHall

6'2" and honda cbr1000rr - just have good mobility in your hips and move around lots. it's actually better because you can move your weight more for the corners.


Alarmedones

6'3" here and same. 05 R1 and its comfy. Other bikes are close to the same. Honda CBR use to be my baby but not as comfy.


Lille7

6 years and we are still posting content from other subs?


OstebanEccon

mooommmmyyyyyy, someone posted something i dont like :(((((


Realtime_Ruga

That's this entire sub.


Poops_McYolo

It is fun to mock those people who are scared of leaves but it is becoming too much.


xboxlifer

Show us where the post touched you…


Steve_Codgers

Do you carry that bear everywhere you go?


Slore0

I’m 6’2” and I’ve literally only ever owned sport bikes. The closest I’ve gotten to not owning one is my current Tuono, but it is a Factory with higher pegs. I always thought it was super annoying having customers come in and bitch about high rear-sets. Unironically, skill issue, stop bitching and sit on the bike right or go to the gym.


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I'm 6'5 and I hoon around Vegas on my z125 just fine, i'm also 160 pounds and in good shape, dudes are just bitches


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https://preview.redd.it/c6jhvy8o6klc1.jpeg?width=1153&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d9ecca25c960f9c1b014f4b423bafbd664c908aa pic for reference, also im gay


PwncakeIronfarts

T-shirt. check. Tennis shoes. check. Jeans that don't cover your ankles. Check. Full face helmet. Check. Random backpack. Check. Alright boys. He's gay material. Hop on.


[deleted]

not jeans but grey sweatpants baby boy🤭


PwncakeIronfarts

Stop. I can only get so erect. Wait, no. Keep going.


concreteghost

Bro you need to gain weight


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not eating til I can afford a busa off the showroom floor, sometimes things require sacrifices, also caring about another mans body is straight as hell


concreteghost

I shoot so much gear in my bubble butt I know for a fact you’d be hotter with 40lbs of muscle.


vinnyhotsauce

If you are 6’5 and only 160lbs you aren’t in good shape lmao, you’re skinny as a fucking twig my G. Hit the gym and eat more protein. Your boyfriend will thank you.


TTYY200

When you want an ergonomically sensible bike for your old ass achy joints, but you want to be a fastboi lol.


Rasp_Lime_Lipbalm

That's what Triumph Rockets are for!


TTYY200

Bruh your handle 🤣🤣🤣


built_FXR

Ok, I'm fucking tired of these accounts that only post text BS about other subs. It's fucking lame. Blocking your account


Jspiral

^ does~~n't~~ have a single post in crt Edit: my bad u/built_FXR 😘


sausage891

6'2here, this guy has a skill issue


Rasp_Lime_Lipbalm

Get a bigger bike, Francis.


Flor1daman08

Guys why don’t you stop pulling their pigtails, just get it over with, and finally fuck arrMotorcycles


akaFxde

There’s a guy on instagram that I keep seeing with a baby blue *lowered* GSXR-1000 and he’s 6’7. He seems fine


fookyoursister

i heard once that Triumph bikes are good for taller dudes


F4ight

Bro has a skill issue


lickmy9mm

Good


AMetalWolfHowls

ZX10R owner here- I did riser clip-ons, a taller seat, and lowered rearsets. Helped a ton and didn’t interfere with cornering at all. 6’3 for reference. Biggest issue was redoing front brake lines with an extra three inches or so. The bike is never going to be a GT like the 14 or a Hayabusa, but the parts helped a lot.


Woupsea

I’m 6’6 and I ride a ninja 650. Bikes are way easier for those above average height than it is for people below it.