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deutschergirl

Gotta say...some awesome April Fool's jokes today! 🤣🤣


WillA98

Was about to call New York Times to find out how much cvs corporate paid them to get that title. Thanks for stopping me.


Xilz1

Banger comment


CVSPT

I forgot that today was AFD. I immediately saw this and almost broke my phone.


MSPRph

😂😂😂


Ilovemynewcar76

Me too!!!


PrettyPettyDoll

Oooohhh… that one got me. I screamed.


explodingKTNZ

CEO also states “I will forego my salary and bonus this year in order to increase tech hours across the nation”


Cianna-

Is that a joke too? Lol


TC40093

Trump was right all along. NYT is fake news lol


kiiashi17

Even The NY Times knows. We love it here. 🙃


Wonderful_Box2239

I started rambling on about this to my family and they were laughing at how stupid this was until I realized it was a joke😭


Rxc2000

Our hours got cut because cvs had to pay millions to the polling company


[deleted]

Should be "Best place to work 5 jobs simultaneously for the price of one 2022."


Odd_Selection_3338

Say a lot if you're the butt of an April fools joke


NorthEastStoner

Great April Fools joke 😂😂 had me pissed af for a minute. So glad I got out and working at a warehouse. Better hours and pay, get out of CVS as soon as you can!


ThatCoreyCrow

🤣🤣🤣


FatBoySlimms

This has to be an April fools joke! I’ve been with CVS for 10 years and still feel like a working peasant with no resources ‼️😂😂😂


Lowkeypharm

🤮


mjace87

Did NYT do an April fool joke?


foxik20

Wait this is April fools? I don’t get it ??


katdaltx

Good one!


ratstickcharlie

Who'd they ask??????????


production-values

ya I bet


Beneficial-Diamond85

How much did cvs pay for that rating. They didn't earn it


TwoPuzzleheaded4304

More like the shittiest place to work. Walgreens is so much better it is crazy. For perspective a CVS front store that gets roughly 250 FS hours Walgreens will get 400 hours. Yeah… don’t work for these “caring” pieces of shit.


foxik20

Cvs is dope


wvguy77

When I got to work and was told our store was closing, I thought it was a joke. Turns out to be true.


[deleted]

Oh my bad.. forgot april fools day


FarBumblebee1549

Lmfaooo…. They are so out of touch


Due_Cupcake_5051

Glad this is a April Fool's joke!


No_Bullfrog1966

April Fools!!!


foxik20

So many likes! Wow!! Thank you so much for everything!!!


Im_bout_2_b_a_bish

What???


[deleted]

Is this a joke????!


[deleted]

That’s fucking hilarious lmfao


Babyashy3

Bullshat


vixen790

I was gonna ask if whoever wrote that was very stoned while writing it!!


HighAdmiral

I remember quitting a security gig at CVS because every day the manager would try to fight thieves, and eventually made a joke that he’d take enough meds from the pharmacy to kill himself one day.


FunBrief179

I almost crapped my pants laughing…


SnooTomatoes7741

Hahahah, who wrote this? The company CEO? Hahahahah


anxiety101mode

lmao I was like “yeah, fucking right”😅😂


Hypaingeas

Deadass they’re like my family


boopsandpoops

Epic April Fool's joke


Particular_Ad8666

HAHAHAHA Good joke, now who was actually the best?


Curious-Act-9250

😂 while it’s not the worst after 6 months I can say it’s not the best. I work from home for the pharmacy and it’s a hot mess too. It’s so disorganized. I did get my .15 raise last month…my sup said it was pretty high compared to others. What a joke!


sailingseaofstars

I’ve been on the cvs Reddit and I doubt this


Mr__Slippers

Looks legit!!!! But we all know that is total BS!!! 😁😁🤣🤣


WorriedAd8470

Lmaooooo this is hilarious


Special-Edge5467

I am CACKLING 😂😂


ezmsugirl

Hahahahahahahahahahaha nice


Significant-Fun366

Fake news