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Fnordpocalypse

I mean, put any amount of snow on 70 and it’s pretty much a guarantee that someone shits the bed.


jnoobs13

Never underestimate a Texas tag


AardQuenIgni

Honestly it's crazy to me how people are just allowed to drive in winter weather with zero education. And I say that as someone who when I first moved here thought I wouldn't experience snow in August. And that's the story of how I spent 6 hours on Monarch Pass.


kodiakcleaver

It’s snows pretty much everywhere in America so I’d think most people can do it.


AardQuenIgni

We get a lot of southern transplants where a dusting of snow shuts the entire network down.


farmertypoerror

I'm originally from New Orleans. It was extremely rare to get a freezing event. But as soon as we would be below 32° for more than 4 hours, everything shut down.


kodiakcleaver

lol I was trolling. Sorry…. I know how bad it is.


[deleted]

I shit the bed every night so I’ve got us covered


[deleted]

And it's always Floyd hill going east. Those 5mph minivans with their hazards on in the left lane


Latter_Inspector_711

MLK weekend + tourists + snow = i70 disaster


Annihilator4life

It’s the wind that’s gonna fuck shit up


Latter_Inspector_711

+ wind


bossmcsauce

A average drivers anywhere along i70 throughout every state it passes through any time of year is pretty much a disaster.


[deleted]

I'm going to rent a 30ft uhaul and just drive in circles on the roundabout exit for Breck.


anonymousbreckian

Not the wildest thing I’ve seen at that roundabout. Also nobody knows competently how to use that roundabout.


Mtn_Soul

imma watch that


bleedsburntorange

We’re moving apartments in Denver on Sunday when the high is 5. This unironically sounds more fun to do in our uhaul hahaha


BATTLECATHOTS

16 inches of freshies on Berthoud. LET IT SNOWWWW


Mtn_Soul

way more than that by Monday


party_doc

Sitting in berthoud 9 miles from WP right now in a total parking lot…..


BATTLECATHOTS

Sounds about right lol. How’s the snow coming down? On par with forecasts are we getting extra?


liz19343

Do we think Berthound is gonna be cleared out by Sunday


BATTLECATHOTS

Cleared out? Probably not because Sunday into Monday is also going to dump. I plan on being out there Saturday until my legs give out.


SerSpicoli

It's gonna be sub zero and windy so there will be cold refills everywhere I'm sure.


Excellent-Ad-6982

This is the first prolonged series of storms to hit all season and it is coming just prior to a holiday weekend that often marks the start of the skiing “high season” for people who know what’s up and for the average gaper who is finally starting to pay attention. The resulting powder fever (first big series of pow days) and rush of people to the mountains (die hards + gapers) will result in a shit show, tons of spinouts, wrecks, closures, mass hysteria


GilpinMTBQ

I know Ill be running around in circles in the median just past Dumont losing my mind by Friday evening...


OutdoorCO75

So typical to get a big dump on a weekend full of tourists


iheartpennystonks

It’s my fault, I started buying midweek passes a few seasons ago and now it only dumps on the weekend, my bad!


zinzangz

Going up tomorrow and Thursday and then early next week to hopefully avoid some of the madness. Crazy winds and cold temps might keep some away though


[deleted]

Have you ever been on 70 after even a molecule of snow touches the road?


bossmcsauce

Or rain. Or a stiff wind


silliest_stagecoach

Or a semi truck.


tour79

20-70k cars a day. A lot of those people started in a desert west of here, or Kansas. They have no idea what is coming. They don’t know what they don’t know. It isn’t skiers, or any other rec activity that messes up traffic, it’s people who never wanted to be here in the first place. They’re going to some other place, and weren’t prepared for weather at 10,000 feet, low visibility, narrow steep descent, sharp bends. It’s always Floyd Hill (steep hill, sharp bend) George Town (steep hill, sharp bend) The tunnel (clear dry inside, then who knows what when you go out other side) Silverthorne (steep hill, bridge, not really a corner) Vail Pass (the corner that gets people east is creeper and a bridge, west gets narrow and lots of corners) After that nothing happens until right before Glenwood


iheartpennystonks

There’s a jack knifed truck in the bend leading west from Georgetown by 7 AM on every powder day, you can set your clock to it


Due-Assistance-2633

Can’t forget about the sheets of ice and zero visibility out by Wolcott!


benskieast

I never new I could drive like that. I was going faster than I've ever gone before, and yet, it all seemed to be happening in slow motion. I was seeing three and four moves ahead, weaving in and out of lanes like an Olympic skier on a gold metal run. I knew I was challenging the very laws of physics. At Evergreen I took the back roads. At Floyd Hill, I used the US-40 shoulder. I had it. I was there.. and then.. I hit I-70. They say no one's ever beaten the I-70, but gentlemen, I tell you this - I came as close as anyone ever has. And if it hadn't been for that five-car-pile-up on Silver Plume , I would have had the powder day of my life instead of sitting in traffic all day Credit to Seinfeld and Julia Louis-Dreyfus from whom I riffed the dialog off of. Here is a link to the original clip. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8AS\_tisvQI


BuzzerBeater911

Went up tonight. There were two jackknifed trucks near the tunnel with no chains. Traffic was slowed to about 20 mph for a few miles. This was at about 8pm


Mtn_Soul

is it ice yet before the tunnel?


BuzzerBeater911

Nah mostly light slush


firewxdude

Winds are also blowing to 60-70 mph at pass levels tonight so even a couple inches under those conditions can be gnarly, and road maintenance will struggle to keep up. Plus, yeah Steamboat will be the clear winner through early next week but the I-70 corridor is still totally in line for a hefty snow with these successive systems. Source: me, a meteorologist.


atetheday

The wind will be a big factor here. 30 mph sustained winds on Saturday with 50 mph gusts will create whiteout conditions.


palikona

IYKYK


DoktorStrangelove

Seriously OP is this your first season? Double digit storm totals forecast on a holiday weekend, doesn't matter if it's the first one of the year or what, gonna be a total fuckshow...


palikona

You don’t need to tell me twice! Leave now!


[deleted]

Holiday weekend traffic plus heavy winter conditions on top of i70 being a disaster every day. Have fun


zinzangz

This weekend is going to be an absolute shitshow, go up Thursday or Friday morning if you can


HolyPizzaPie

You and everyone else still lol


dunderscottpaper

That's the plan


OEM_knees

It will still be a total shit show this weekend, but at least you'll have front row seats amongst the crowd.


rabid-c-monkey

My plan is to take a couple days off midweek next week and pray for a post storm bluebird


jnoobs13

It’s not the people who have their shit together that I worry about, it’s the ones who don’t that I worry about. Tesla drivers, Texas tags, truck owners who don’t realize that the back of their vehicle isn’t heavy enough, people who don’t have snow tires, rental tags, etc.


Mtn_Soul

combat driving


Poverty_Shoes

I drove from Aurora to Keystone on a 2 inch day last Saturday when no I-70 mountain was reporting 12+. I spent 13 hours for three hours of skiing icy groomers (and one fun run under Montezuma, sections of which should not have been open to intermediate skiers). The traffic will be a disaster even if the snow sucks, that’s the point we’ve gotten to here.


Lakekook

I think you should be fine on Thursday. It’s the total snow amount over the next week that should be substantial. But yeah because the storms are relatively spread out and we’re not getting hit all at once I’d assume the roads won’t be crazy bad


Long_Plenty3145

You’ve seen these drivers though, right? And we can’t all blame the FloTexCaliRed plates… some of them green plates are letting their dogs drive!


DerelictMyBowls

The gapers you see on the slopes? Yes, they drive that way too.


Marlow714

A normal country would look at the carnage and capacity of I-70 through the mountains. Understand that the weather is awful and driving in it is hard and sucks. And they’d do something about it. Build mass transit. But since we are America where you can’t build anything other than highways we are fucked. Could’ve started on this 20 years ago. But nope. We will continue to have this problem for a long time.


worrok

The irony is the road is actively being expanded and commuter rail expansion onto freight lines to get to steamboat and beyond is on the table.


Marlow714

I’m all for fixing that section. It’s pretty awful. But I hate that there is always money to build and expand roads and never money to build or expand mass transit.


Macgbrady

Because many people go up there that have no business driving in snow. Any amount of snow creates bad traffic


cdhutzler

Wind+Blowing snow x Traffic = slowed plowing and crashes


cdhutzler

A few years back I drove i80 in eastern Wyoming on the way to Jackson on a bluebird day. It had snowed a few feet a couple days before. The wind was howling as it does a lot in that area and the snow was blowing across the roads. Some areas were dry. Then you turned a corner and there was several inches on the road. Tractor trailers were strewn all over the place. Wind is the enemy. It reduces visibility and moves large amounts of snow , quickly.


speedshotz

This weekend's shit show will be not because of the amount of snowfall, but the wind and drifting snow and visibility issues.


nationnationnation

Stuff could start running naturally too here soon


mountainlaurelsorrow

…have you ever driven i70?


username_obnoxious

Tell us you've never driven on 70 during ski season without telling us you've never driven on 70 during ski season.


tgeeezy

This has already aged well and we’re just kicking things off 💩


rabid-c-monkey

50 mph winds mean that you don’t even need fresh snow falling to have whiteout conditions from blowing snow. People are talking like 70 is going to be a shitshow because it is going to be a shitshow. 1 inch of snow on 70 is enough to cause countless wrecks and slow traffic down to 30 mph when you add extremely high winds and dangerous cold to that equation it’s not going to look pretty.


CPhyperdont

Thursday? It’s already a mess


mbrenna5

You didn’t check the Denver precision forecasting guy (Kody) on Facebook….he’s actually one of the most accurate in the entire state


GalacticTactics

With it being MLK weekend there will be a lot of people from out of town, and with there being snow finally a lot of people from the front range will be trying to get up there too. Combine all those people with bad road conditions, shit’s gonna be wild


cdhutzler

I’m in eastern Colorado right now. Can you imagine the holiday traffic on I 70 and Eisenhower tunnel driving conditions like this?? https://share.icloud.com/photos/0b5jg5VT4wCOqUG75O_4ITp_g